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Where is d joke?

@kelly:d option D is d most correct answer.

Where is d joke?

@bunmi:Who sacked him?Anyway maybe he has run out steam to continue this bar business.
Well,I want to buy fuel.I need 50 litres of fuel.

*its high time I ditch my girlfriend who hails from d north**Am beginning to suspect she carries bomb in her kitty or handbag.

**just passing by*

*where is d joke?

**@STD:pls stop lamenting.Its no use crying over split milk!
Jackpot was going to win whether u like it or not.

**a fool in 2012 is fool forever**

**a lot of jamb questions from d poster above me**Sorry my guy,try again next time.

**where mikuz self?**

**hmm*

**where is dis bartender sefff**This na new year oooo*

**justt drove past bar in ma escalade*

**enters bar with in my lace T-shirt**Goes to bar man and request for packet of bangers**

**An award well deserved*

Congratulobia to my one and only cousin Jackpot.It was an award well deserved.This is just d beginning of good things to come.Also congrats to ur defeated opponents.

*where is d joke?*

**just drove into bar in my escalade*

*just drove into bar in my escalade*

@mrs chima:sorry if I didn't put it well.But I know for sure dat she has got bad breadth.

Thanks to everybody for your comments.
As for question,I would say the fact dat I was carried away by her charming looks $ coupled with d strong deodorant she was wearing when I met her probably was responsible for my inability to detect her bad breadth.
I would try $ do wat u guyz suggested but with wisdom cause I know she is d pompous type.

Thanks my brother!that was nice!

Dats just d problem.wat do I tell her to see doctor for?

Hi peeps,I need ur advice on issue dat has been perturbing me for some time now.I met this chick recently where I went for shopping.She got all d right features $ curves at d appropriate places.So I took d bold step $ wooed her.She came to my crib three days later $ u know d norm(was prepared to have taste).But as we where discussing,strong,repugnant odour was continuously emanating from her bucal cavity.It was so bad dat I couldn't go near her.I couldn't imagine kissing someone with mouth odour dat bad.Its now about month since I met her but that first feeling I had wen I met her has depreciated much dat I don't honour any further visit from her.
number of times,I have summoned the courage to tell her about it but something
Quickly tells me,she will get angry and read different meaning to my affection for her.
Now,I m at croos road.what do I do now?I don't wanna lose her but her bad breadth is too much stigma to be ignored.

**just driving by in my escalade**notices dat bar has closed for day**
*talks to himself**this mikuz no sabi biz at all,shey bi him suppose dey do 24 hrs service**

*Hmmm*I thought it was complaint thread*

*Hmmm*I thought it complaint thread*

@homar:before I answer your question!
Shey na u mould d joke?abi na C $ P (copy $ paste)?

**talk to hand**

And so wat happened?