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@mikuz:wey dat ur babe wey u show me her pics yesterday?

**Gives him old naira notes**Oya take,go CBN go change m.

Wat waste of wasteful wastefulness!
Where is d joke?

**Na wa ooo!Mikuz,so u are dis wicked?You allowed him to give me two fried slaps!I will not pay for d credit I bought yesterday again.Do watever ya like.

No oooo,IDO is my good paddy,all clashes with her na joke.

*Goes over to him $ pets him**helps him to remove his shirt $ discovers he is wearing tattered smelling singlet**Chei!this is natural perfume.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

**ahhh Mikuz!don't just stand there $ watch him go bling.Your bar might be locked for insecurity.

How will both fare?Is it when you visit Mikuz bar mostly wen IDO is. Probably offline?

*ahhhh!u slap me!Quickly pours remaining soup in front me in his eyes $ watches him dance papa ajasco!

@dani:ok,is it solid liquid or gas inside?
Do u take it like blood tonic(one spoon per day)?

Then when?

@Dani:what does cappy fruit juice look like?Is it black or indigo in colour?

Is dis joke?mstcheewwwwww.

@poster:I will sue you for copyright infringement.
Nonsense.msthewwwW

Lol!

Errrrrrrr, errrrr wat did u just say?for who?

@mik:u dindt get wat?Will u get dat second-hand ear-piece off ur ear!
I said I need receipt for limca wey I buy for Neyshed.Atleast I can use d receipt to open domiciliary account someday.

@bartender:what special receipt d??
o??
u have for this harmattan?

Dat is Dani wants to make sure Studio (himself) wins d best poster award.

**looks up $ sees somebody dat looks like Neyshed,but d now looks like somebody coming from Libya. evidence of extreme suffering written all over his appearance.
Bartender pls atttend to dat alien over there!

Can some one pls bring out d joke in this thread?

*exits thread*

First things first,where is d joke?

I kinda know two of them wella.
All d same,Where is d joke?

Studio Cfr is same as Daniluv.

First one' rating:1/10
Second one rating:1.2/10
d third one comprehension passage or wat?

@mikuz:thank u Lord!

**driving into bar in ma escalade*good morning fellow drunkards*

;d ;d ;d

*Clears throat**I don come ooo*wetin dey happen here?