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Which key is too big to go through the key hole or can't open the door?a donkey

Wat 2 things are always located in the east in a womans body?her breast

Which table can b used for food?vegetable

Wats d name of the ant who helps in the office?office assistant

Wat do u call a painter dat do not paint literaLly?
Carpenter

Wat do u call the biggest ant that walks on four legs?
Elephant

Who dey resurrect this dead thread?

@chief eben;your opinion is irrelevant!!**no offence***

**stands up $ walks towards jacky**whispers to him**eehhmm,cousin,I hope u don't import banned products?or sell adulterated products from cotonu.Cos if u do,I,OO7,the only high professor in this bar will lead a delegation of nafdac officials to seal this place $ throw u behind bars.So pls u know I don't want to lose u**pats him on the back $ retracts back to seat***

No comment!!!

@dani;are u talking to me or aboki/hausa?I no b northerner oo,I be middle belt oo

Jacky wats new on the menu 2dae?

@brownsilk:which one b ya own self?you wan make dani rebrand you?no go talk pass ur mouth oo

Thanks for the info

@sakur:Ummmmm!Na wa oo sport section don turn to romance section.let me quickly take my leave before I hear bedroom poem

Feeling dizzy this morning!

Wat are u insinuating?are u saying aboki/hausa mumu reach like dat?

Aha!Dani me know no say u b she oo.but u no get barca naw not to talk of chelsea.abi materials finish for heaven wen he reach ya turn?

Nice one bro

@brownsilk:the gurl wey d guy dey fall mugu n for na she send to my berry shikina!!!

Jacky wetin dey happen now?blackout inside bar.shey u no get lister?no let make them rob me inside this darkness ooo.you know how much my gold wristwatch,my italian shoes,italian suits,and of course my newzealand boxers*i know say studio don dey eye d boxers since,abeg do quick.

@brownsilk:wetin u talk?well maybe u dey dream.

@muzikphem:a girl friend sent it to me on my berry dat one mugun for her area dey trip big time!

Wat about ali is a boy,simbi is a girl

Hi peeps,here is a letter to a girl from a guy wey dey trip big time.


Hello girl, I want to write u this letter Because everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop.You saw me $ I also saw u everyday.But I hav watch u severlly time.the way your behaviour is good for me.I want to take u as a girlfriend.Because your the beautiful girl in this town.So I love u like a flower.But one thing is dat,I want to talk to u but don't hav time-that is why I shouldn't come $ talk to u.and at d same time the place u are sitting is for the road that everybody pass;that is why I shouldn't come and talk to you .if u think that u cannot read the letter just call me and talk to me in securit way.so read the letter and give me reply or the answer.I am done.good bye.

**whats your opinion about this guy?**

Thanks guy,I am feelin good now!

Aaaahh!!Dani u go fear fear,go check out fleet of cars.
Ok dani let me drop u and save your t.fair when going back home from bar,I bet u forget ur bus-stop wen my ac don blow u off!

Dis joke is rated 2/100.dats F9 for u

Jooor ooo!wetin happen?all eyes on me.shey na bad thing to enjoy my moni?dani $ co,abeg make una mind una biz.

**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder.

Driving my escalade towards the new $ one in town bar joint!!!

**landlord coming wif big chains $ seal to lock up spa building**notices the spa is silent wif nobody**offs entrance light $ uses the chain $ seal to lock spa**
Eeeeeemmm,where is badosky?She thinks she can runaway with my money.she is owing me rent for 5years!!!Onigbese!I will catch u at the new bar.