₦airaland Forum

Brain:Lets go and prepare for tomorrow night....... Pinky:what do we do tomorrow night.................................... Brain:same thing we do every night,pinky....but this time,try to know what the governor was doing at the scene of the accident

Brain:pinky,what do you think of this development?........ ........Pinky:well,news like this are only meant to raise dead hopes that our leaders are working but...... Brain:but what?............................ Pinky: i only wish these could reduce the price of one cup of garri from N100 to N30.

Brain:what do you think about martins............... ...................Pinky:he was a speed demon on the pitch....he even ran faster than the ball.....but is it true he is just 28?...... Brain:..huh!...if Martins is 28 then i will retire from my quest to take over the world.

Brain:what do you think is the criteria for making frontpage?.......... Pinky:Just post any stale/dry topic as far as it obeys seun's 20 commandments.

Brain:pinky,are u pondering what i am pondering? pinky:well i think so brain,but how does this madness of Chika help us take over the world?

if some girls lie for you,you will know that the devil is a learner....for example "without make-up,I still has a fine face"...BIG LIE

Oh my!warm welcome to all jambites coming for post utme in uniben.i wish you success.If you need a conducive and secured place to stay,call me on 08164685979

But wait oooo...why a husband sleep in the sitting room while the wife sleeps in the bedroom? even when he observed she has suddenly become moody/gloomy/depressed/lugrubious.
The man failed in one of his duty as a husband i.e companionship.If he was beside her that night,then it wouldnt have happened.

ok....hmm i am being inspired by this man.maybe i should go and snap agege market whether dangote go buy the picture.

LORD HAS YOUR WAY!

BrutusOj: If dem cary belle,how dm wan take go do ashawo for ITALY?

...mumu + ode.

BrutusOj: If dem cary belle,how dm wan take go do ashawo for ITALY?

...After reading this your comment above, i cannot but conclude that your brain is certainly not working or simply put you are the product of your mother ashawo business.

SMH for Nigeria.

why the panic?...GEJ's government is on top of the situation

naijathings: [size=16pt]one --- You are too old to be sleeping like a baby, you need to work on your alertness.. you need to work on yourself and try to go for long hours without urinating. try to be able to wake up without anyone waking you. you only wake up when you feel the coldness of the urine and if not, you will still be sleeping, thats not how a man should behave.

two --- you are a man now. find a serious girlfriend or some un-serious girlfriends and try to get laid.
your DIyCK is not doing what MEN do with it, thats why it is still doing what boys do with it. [/size]

...LMAO

nedu2000: urine is a result of the food we eat & not from the water we drink

...where did you learn this trash you wrote up there from?....urine is made up of two major cmponents--water and urea.water serve as a solvent for urea which is the major waste product of nitrogen metabolism in ureotelic organisms.simply put,without water,you wont be able to pass out urea from your body.

i will rather kill myself than commit suicide

i am calling you and you are still waka-ing

lexrichy: We have 24hrs light here in Benin.

..pls stop generalizing and tell us which part of Benin you are referring to?...areas like ekosodin,uniben,edpa down to adolor its total black-out.

franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.

after reading the trash you wrote,i cannot but conclude that you think/reason with you anus...

muyen666: as a yoruba man..it is always annoying when u hear versions of our origin..even the so called oduduwa have different stories and d only one with some sense in it is d one dat says he was a benin prince

...you mean u havnt heard that oduduwa fell from the sky?...some version even has it that he climbed down with a chain...but i just some questions to ask....if that version is correct,who made the chain? and most importantly,where is the chain now?

Reporting live from Uniben,activities are slowly grinding to a halt like a molue with faulty brakes.Though uniben been dey show strong head,many student have embraced the strike long b4 now,hostel is becoming scanty,classroms are becoming dusty ,while labs have cobwels linking various apparatus.
beht wait oooo.....ASUU and thunder who strike pass?

why has Uniben simply refused to go on strike?
is d VC a learner?ASUU should pls send it task force to uniben to enforce the strike.

pyx: many nairalanders believe in quick money which will at the end turn to inexplainable loss.well here is another opportunity to tap from my secret. i ve turned 30,000 naira to multi millions naira in five years now i am building and diversifying into feedmill wow is lucrative.see pics below.

hello Pyx,i am very much interested in this feedmill business.i have heard about using locally sourced material in producing quality feed mill.pls throw more light on how to go about the business or better still send any material you have on the business to bright_silva@yahoo.com.thank you.

this yoke is not funnt...dani beht why?

[size=50]onion [/size]

as the saying goes,water must find its way!Those who try to contain water only solve a problem to create a bigger one,it may take a long time before the problem enventually surface but it will and when the problem claims the lives of people,we blame it on nature forgetting we were the architect of our own misfortune.

aniiii: [size=28pt]GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/size]

its very obvious you are watching the back of your black and white TV.

Uyi Iredia: Nigeria is doing well. They just have to score. And for haters, they are playing Spain's A-team, that shows Spain ain't underrating us.

...Spain's A team ko Nigeria's B team ni....is it not 11 man to 11 man.

the history of yoruba is incomplete without the story of oduduwa climbing down from d skies on a chain.storms outta thread angrily.

discovery noted!but the price of garri is very high since last year's flood.