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 Politics › Re: Constitution Review: I'll Abide By What Nigerians Want - Jonathan by bright007(f): 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
ok,next news |
| Politics › Re: Heavy Bombing In Potiskum Yobe State Capital by bright007(f): 12:20pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
eduson55: wisen up mr.man and face the fact.ok,I have heard you.Oya call all your village people and proceed to Yobe state carrying placards protesting against boko haram...when you get there call me... |
| Celebrities › Re: A Picture Of Ice-prince With Gun by bright007(f): 12:13pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
strangest: @ OP relax, they are all trying to sell their albumsee as the guy be like aboki..  |
| Politics › Re: Heavy Bombing In Potiskum Yobe State Capital by bright007(f): 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
eduson55: see your life.Don't let me insult you this gay he-goat....think what?Haven't you seen them reciting the Koran after bombing innocent people?SMH 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bright007(f): 12:02pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
The last time I checked,Yaba-left still had a lotta empty rooms with strong and big chains for madmen and madwomen....wonders why there are so many of them on nairaland these days... |
| Politics › Re: Heavy Bombing In Potiskum Yobe State Capital by bright007(f): 11:52am On Oct 17, 2012 |
The last time I checked,the number of virgins had been increased from 72 to 77....so I guess more muslims are getting interested in mohammed's(piss be unto him) virgin bonanza.....shakes my head for religion of piss. 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Did The Igbo's Migrate From Isreal? by bright007(f): 9:20am On Oct 17, 2012 |
the theory that igbo migrated from isreal is just a conjecture resulting from inferiority complex by the igbos. It is a shame that igbos are still confused in this age as regards their origin. They are just like the Yorubas who said they descended from Oduduwa who FELL[color= green]from the sky without breaking his head/legs or som say he climbed down with a chain...where did he hook d chain?where is d chain now?.This is a shame[/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 2:50am On Oct 17, 2012 |
Yes...warm-blooded human... Is your brain working? |
| Politics › Re: 15 Explosions, Gunfire In Maiduguri by bright007(f): 7:03pm On Oct 16, 2012*. Modified: 7:39pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
rafhell: shut your dirty stinking mouth!!!!!!!!!! we are fond of condemning those brave soldiers instead of commending them. the life of those guys are at stake. you forget that they are humans with families and friends....I thought it was 72 virgins...Has mohammed(piss be unto him) added five fresh virgins?...Na wa oooo. |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri, 10 Killed by bright007(f): 3:48pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
donobyno247: bright007: guy tell dat to d goat on d street dats if dey dnt knw hw worse d country situatn has grown....................must you comment?..... So this thread still dey page 2 since inception....bomb blast in d north is truely no news again.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 1:22pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
No...cos âm not a phucking drunkard... Are u an animal? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 1:10pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
larride: ^^^^^^^ Me sef wan watch adult film..chei..small boy like you.....u wan make ya eye blind?...oya close ya eyes.... Slaps him with d remaining wrap of akpu on my plate..spoilt child.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 12:58am On Oct 16, 2012 |
No..., Is ur brain and heart working? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 12:53am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Oya all the small children in this bar close ya eyes....oya barman put |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri, 10 Killed by bright007(f): 12:49am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Boko haram na d name wey people wey no like peace dey use cause serious gbege for our obodo nigeria. This people no kom like our religions,muslims and christians.This people don put serious fear for our people mind and belle,...ehhhuu.. infact we no fit jollificate for area again. My country people,abeg,make we join hand together,make we no allow this chikini group of people to dey gbege our country. If u see anybody or anything wey no pure for your eyes,carry go report to police wey dey for your area sharp-sharp Abeg make we all come together to build that better obodo nigeria kpaaakpaa,we no be terrorist,we be better nigerians. This message dey come from state security service ooo* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 6:12pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Yes.....but I went with a Koran... Do u believe me? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 4:01pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: yes do you know u are dumb. Pls visit this address to register your name. https://www.nairaland.com/1074042/nairaland-most-dumbestmehhnn...this dude's brain isn't working at all....where is ur kwession?..mtchewww Are u married? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 12:30am On Oct 14, 2012 |
larride: Walks to him in the VIP section, can i sit with you?...err...Yes..err..but u have to make your stay snappy because of ya dunlop flippers and ya trouser wey dey fear ground......beckons him to take d sit beside my table...watches as his eyes moves to and fro from one delicacy on d table to d other...errr...bro..wat should they offer you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 12:22am On Oct 14, 2012 |
No....Mine is intact and sound. Did you breathe throughout yesterday? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:01pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering...... ...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section... 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 8:44pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
yes...but I no get pin Is your brain working? |
| Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by bright007(f): 8:42pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
National result |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 8:07pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Mehhnnn...so many hidden posts here...Dani beht why?....But wait ooo...why Bunmi and boobsquee kom dey beef you naww?Dem no know how many years you do houseboy for oga seun and how many kpata u wash for mukina2 b4 dem give you MOD?na wa ooo...its not easy to be a celebrity shaaa... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2012*. Modified: 6:20pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
[quote author=~vicky~]coughs and yanws[/quote]....haba...vicky,u wan swallow us?....if u are hungry,just raise up ya hand and indicate and celebrity like us will benevolently help you....oya barman give her anything she wants...add to my bill....imagine just coming to d general bar for just 5 minutes and someone wants to swallow me....SMGA (shakes my gucci agbada) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:54pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint! Or is this a brothel, or what??  [/quote]....stands up and walks out of d VIP lounge to the general bar where efe is having a nice time cracking a bone...whether na 404 bone or isi-ewu bone,I no know....Takes a sit beside her....passes my hand across her shoulders and presses my gucci agbada agains her succulent body.... ...err...efe..how is dat ya palm-wine tapping husband?hope he has fully recovered from d injuries he sustained from falling off that palm tree in ya backyard?...âm asking this in a good way? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are People Now Afraid Of Bank Jobs? by bright007(f): 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
I comment my reserve 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 11:35am On Oct 11, 2012 |
...drives my escalade into bar and parks at V.I.P garage....turns down d blast from my speakers...highlights and walks majestically into bar... ...Signals d waiter for their menu...glances through and ticks (1)3 bottles of subsidy bitters (2)1 plate of cow wings peppersoup...hands it over to him...whispers into his eustachian tube...err..pls book me down for some multi-coloured yanshes.... |
| Politics › Re: Bakassi: C-river Challenges Adoke, Says ‘we Presented New Facts’ by bright007(f): 7:20am On Oct 10, 2012 |
SMH |
| Politics › Re: Wife Of Osun Speaker Kidnapped by bright007(f): 7:02am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Flood spreading all over the country.Kidnapping started in the Niger Delta and now is fast gaining grounds in the south west.Bombing and sluttering have become a norm in North.Our students has become victims of one tragedy or another....I weep for this country...Nigeria is simply phucked |
| Politics › Re: Wife Of Osun Speaker Kidnapped by bright007(f): 7:02am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Flood spreading all over the country.Kidnapping started in the Niger Delta and now is fast gaining grounds in the south west.Bombing and sluttering have become a norm in North.Our students has become victims of one tragedy or another....I weep for this country...Nigeria is simply phucked |
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