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Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 1:02pm On Oct 30, 2012
bunmioguns: why e come dey pain you nw. . .afterall we did nt even ask dani to stick d thread. . So whts ur problem, or u think you are d only one dt can open offtopic thread. .. . . Mikus nd Idowuogbo did it nd both were sticked .. . Sometimes i wonder hw u jst reason like a day born baby. . . Mtcheeew embarassed
sharap dier...u dis K-legged gay albino.
@Dani:That thread should be locked if the rules of this section are to be followed to d letter.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 6:58am On Oct 30, 2012
No...
Are u ugly?
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians Obsessed With Bad/evil News? by bright007(f): 8:52am On Oct 29, 2012
sighs with relief
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 7:59am On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Meeting point for a collection of talent-less jokers.

Jackpot, as the er "reigning joker if the year" (I laugh in Greek), can't you trrrryyyyyyyy to come up with something remotely funny?

Aren't you gifted enough to get things moving here? Just something, anything to get people interested in this thread of yours??

Or na only dirty, gutter talk you and your croonies sabi? huh[/quote]..efe,why u dey precipitate/halucinate for here...next time you do this,I will flog u with my rod...ok?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 7:56am On Oct 29, 2012
callydon: YES! Its fully functional.
I think Bright007's brain isn't working.
Do U believe me?
..sharap there..You this albino gay he-goat....
Are u a nigerian?
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Taking Advantage Of Me by bright007(f): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2012
He is your father,there wouldn't be a you without him.So forget about what he has done to you in the past and help him if you can.
Don't do a titt for tat
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Arrested In Bauchi by bright007(f): 6:50pm On Oct 28, 2012
Islam is a religion of pisss and shittss.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 6:45pm On Oct 28, 2012
Hell No....
Is your brain working?
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Kaduna/ Malali by bright007(f): 1:34pm On Oct 28, 2012
Boko haram na d name
wey people wey no like
peace dey use cause
serious gbege for our
obodo nigeria.
This people no kom like
our religions,muslims and
christians.This people don
put serious fear for our
people mind and
belle,...ehhhuu.. infact we
no fit jollificate for area
again.
My country
people,abeg,make we join
hand together,make we
no allow this chikini
group of people to dey
gbege our country.
If u see anybody or
anything wey no pure for
your eyes,carry go report
to police wey dey for your
area sharp-sharp
Abeg make we all come
together to build that
better obodo nigeria
kpaaakpaa,we no be
terrorist,we be better
nigerians.
Jokes EtcRe: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bright007(f): 10:49am On Oct 27, 2012
..

Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 10:45am On Oct 27, 2012
emphatic No....besides that goat resembles you
Are u this ugly?
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 10:42am On Oct 27, 2012
Ĥėļļő barman,i need my regulars...two bottles of subsidy bitters,a plate of cow wings peppersoup and lastly two heavy-duty multi-coloured yanshes...
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Lagosians Use Pedestrian Bridges? by bright007(f): 10:38am On Oct 27, 2012
every John,Dick and Harry is in a hurry to nowhere in Lagosgringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 6:12am On Oct 24, 2012
Yes....
Can I kiss you?
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 7:31am On Oct 23, 2012
larride: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Na Ben-10 be thishuh
Ask google
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 7:27am On Oct 23, 2012
No....
Can I date u?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2012
No.....
Have you been to the psychiatric hospital before?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 11:12pm On Oct 20, 2012
Yes....very rich
Are u madt?
Foreign AffairsRe: Romney And The 'Binders Full Of Women' Blunder by bright007(f): 9:12am On Oct 18, 2012
Yawns....this write-up is boring
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:06am On Oct 18, 2012
..mehn see this baby jeep....ehnnn Jackpot...How much is the original of this model?Âm asking this in a good way?gringringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Is Your Brain Working? by bright007(op): 9:02am On Oct 18, 2012
illicit: U don high abi?
Adufaye: she is high on hi-malt grin
illicit: U don high abi?
...why una dey beef celebrity nawww?....shuooo..its not easy to be a celebrity ooo
Jokes EtcRe: Is Your Brain Working? by bright007(op): 5:38am On Oct 18, 2012
illicit: Bright! Is ur brain workin?
sharap ya mouth.....u this bush piglet..
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by bright007(f): 9:05pm On Oct 17, 2012
Midweek result!
Jokes EtcRe: Is Your Brain Working? by bright007(op): 8:21pm On Oct 17, 2012
MC Dumexx: Shai! who dey around? Abeg hlp me catch this gurl. She just escape 4 Uselu Psychia hospital. Plz hlp me return her.
....see..don't let me insult that ya gay albino grandfather with K-leg...u know he didn't do me anything...
Jokes EtcIs Your Brain Working? by bright007(op): 7:21pm On Oct 17, 2012
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FamilyRe: World's Oldest Dad Has Another Baby At 96 by bright007(f): 7:16pm On Oct 17, 2012
Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity Repetition is a sign of stupidity
Christianity EtcRe: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by bright007(f): 5:18pm On Oct 17, 2012
larrymoore: so ar u saying religion mockery is allowed in christianity?
Obviously No....the poster was not making mockery of christianity but rather telling what obtains in many churches today
Christianity EtcRe: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by bright007(f): 3:11pm On Oct 17, 2012
Well..I really agree with more than 70% of what you wrote here and I really found reading this write-up funny as well.But that is not to say that some rich men of God in our midst today followed this path before they became rich and famous....
Another thing is that,if it were an imam u wrote about now,I believe some muslims would have started calling for your head claiming you are blaspheming...
PoliticsRe: Navy Throws Out 55 Trainees Over Certificate Forgery by bright007(f): 2:52pm On Oct 17, 2012
The problem of result forgery is ubiquitous in the Nigerian system.It is in government,Navy,police,NAFDAC etc.....If you investigate properly,more than 70% of elected persons holding key offices in the Nigerian government don't have a valid waec certificate...Its a shame
PoliticsRe: Heavy Bombing In Potiskum Yobe State Capital by bright007(f): 2:39pm On Oct 17, 2012
rafhell: ISLAM IS ALL ABOUT VIOLENCE. CHECK THE HISTORY OF ITS FOUNDATION. THE MODERATE MUSLIMS ARE JUST TRYING TO EVADE THE EVIL SIDE OF ISLAM WHILE THE REAL MUSLIMS, THOSE LIVING BY THE EXAMPLES OF THEIR DEAD LEADER(PISS BE UPON HIM), ARE THE ONES BOMBING AND KILLING INNOCENT CIVILIANS
The bolded just cracked me up!gringringringringrin
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by bright007(f): 1:05pm On Oct 17, 2012
Midweek key don set:3 direct...13-86-67....Banker for midweek is 13.

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