₦airaland Forum

93Miles:
Tell him we have a body called EFCC in Nigeria. We will get at him. Baba is working

Tge same useless EFCC?
Abeg try google 'EFCC, abba kyari 2018 '
I no fit shout!!

Govt job is a SCAM! The real owners are still chilling abroad while the crowd is deceiving the media.

husbandsnatcha:
Y did u say so mr badmouth?

U resemble dem na

Fourwinds:
who told u I go recklessly kissing girls...

WTF ...u speak like a kid


If I don't use public towel doesn't mean I have poor immune system... It is a habit I cannt engage in simple

... See ya mouth! But u dey enter CUNTinent raw!
Righteous clean madafaking saint

Abjay97:
Do you support this babymama stuff?
Like- NO
Share-YES

Best way for either party to learn something the hard way

Hades2016:
dis one na bush woman oooooo

Nah! She is allergic...maybe asthma. Its a serious ish, I don't like some perfumes too cos breathing go hard me

husbandsnatcha:
Tribalmarks n potbelly ...No matter ur money i cant like u ...shuu

but na u fit dem nau

Silentscreamer:
When he's always calling and texting without giving you breathing space.

Kai! Me too!! Unnecessary calls to ask 'have u eaten? ' 'how are you '? 'are u missing me? '

Small080:
Nigeria police...... Those idiots talk to you anyhow, especially female ones chai! They behave like "they're on top of the world"

Not in my state oh

nikkypearl:
Nurses!!!! Most especially government hospitals..they call you by your illness

FCMB customer attendants. . .in fact they wish d bank were to be their father's property.

phlora:
I have being battling with weight loss for about 3 years now. Most guys in my life tell me I am okay the way I am and I love my body too but my mother doesn't see it that way.
My weight issues started in 2013, that year ASUU went on strike for 6 months. I gained a lot of weight at home and since then I have been trying to lose some of it. I recently started this weight loss regime called "Intermittent fasting". I would probably do a thread on that. I started intermittent fasting last week Monday, I checked my weight this morning and I have lost 4kg.
My concern is losing 4 kg is too much for such a short time and I don't look any slimmer. A couple of gowns and tops are loose on me but when I look in the mirror I look the same.
For people that know a lot about weight loss, is this normal? Especially as I don't look slimmer

P.S. - I didn't exercise. I'm too lazy to start.

Ehn! U don carry bele be that! U are faaaaaAaaaaat!

mhizace:
my boyfriend of 3yrs is about to end our relationship cos he saw a chat i had with one certain guy,i've explain to him dat i'm nt cheatn bt he refused to blv me,i've been cryn since ytaday cos he said he wil gv a break, pls guys i nd ur advice.

Come ye unto me, you that are heavily burdened and I wil give u rest.

zinnyzee:
No wahala, me i like am like that.


Catarrh

Lol! Thanks fr the spelling, my auto-spell dey gimi rubbish as I dont know

Lucci05:
0810 981 8325

U be ga y?

jeesprecy:
That's not Rahama Sadau's picture.

See this ibadan girl oh! Who telled you?

zinnyzee:
Fine fish... See pointed nose.


My own nose dey flat like ironing board, but i like am like that sha.

ewww! U r not my crush again !flat nose can blow catarrgh anyhow ehn

See as my prickk just dey rise here

pablobellins:
Some who lives in keffi want a good working ps3, if you hv anyone for sale pls state so u hv to be in abuja or close to her.

Pls send me ur nos...
Although ps3 hard to sell these days, the 3D n HD quality wen connected to a led tv is superb till now

zinnyzee:
Nobody should post after me.

I repeat, Nobody.

My crush!

ToFuckDeyHungryMe
sWear!!

Fourwinds:
listen...it is not about how good looking and quality a towel is ....it is about my well being....


Do I know who have used such towel before?

So, don't bring class here...it is about my health simple

then ur imune system is not healthy cos a good hotel wash those towels well. If na like that then there r many things u shd avoid, including kissing the girls u toast daily

Guys tk it as bulletproof after raw-prack

Fourwinds:
I can't even use towel kept in an hotel...how much is towel? E no pass #5000

U never enter hotel before, na guest house u dey talk of.

Hahahaha! Im one of them! Stingy hotels that wull use towels for months.

Some hotels cut their towels into two with jagged edges.
My next target sef na bedsheet then later pillow and bed.

For Dubai, I pack air freshner spray finish only for me to reach airport them collect am

See the cone-head of the bladi-soja

Xaos:
That owl is responsible for the poor standard of living and infrastructure in that vicinity. Folks should expect massive development & execution of world class projects to kickoff in that area in few weeks.


#thegodshavespoken - lalasticlala over to you!

LoL

Abeg mention me here if u dey Abuja. We gats flex this season joor

Partnerbiz:
Let me park here.

Una go born chocolate shaa.

To marry dey hungry me these days but i no get money.

Can i marry on credit?

yeah, marry from the north like I did, just show luv to d babe. Show her u can fyiork wt reckless abandon... Her ppl will arrange the wedding by themselves, ur own na to invite friends to support

Gizer:
Who be dat person wey resemble spirit for there...

An average bayelsa person! Na so dem be oh
Na my ppl

RevenGeMission:
senate is less than 1000 NLC boasts of 60M workforce

common sense

oya dey there and be deceived na! Go online and check min wages of other reasonable countries son.
I swear this country needs to be nuked! But that shd be done wen I and my lovers are out of here.

Edo girls will be like, 'Are you a virgil? '