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This post is useless, its meant for boys who make toto their priority like I do.

Oreofepeters:
your moniker says it all.

u no still get the sense o

MissRaine69:
Online dating and you take it from there NL used to be good now it is full of charlatans and juveniles.

hi hi

I really want to make new friends, strictly an ambitious person... Im based in Abuja, I work in abuja n there is a WHATSAPP grp for interested northern meet ups

SingleLady01:
I am a young and ambitious lady of 25 years old, a graduate, done with NYSC, working class, and starting my MSc by september this year. I need a lovely, cool headed, graduate, ambitious, christian and working class man, Please you must be good looking , ambitious, no drama please, very honest, humble and also fun to be with. You can quote my post to ask more questions about me here. Thanks

if u r pretty n ambitious then let's roll, im 5yrs old in a govt job.

Oreofepeters:
Op girlfriend probably been fvcking outside.

u no get sense

She is airforce not army

Enugufirstson:
Please add me up with the number on my siggy

ok, hope u don't mind. It's a new grp, the aim is to inter -relate here in Abuja. It use to b fun back in 2011 .

Be xcomplaining banza! Wat of the crowd he crooped out, from the back sef?

Vicdayz:
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Popular Nigerian Musician Tiwa Savage, who was recently slammed for not wearing bra and flaunting nipples has...

In Nigeria once a lady gives birth she doesn't care about her nipples again, they feel like they hv been in bondage fr years. They have no shame rooting out ttheir breasticles in public

Mizwisdom:
Most people trading in computer village are Igbos.

THOSE ARE THE GOOD ONES IM TALKING ABOUT NAA

The worst set of ppl to do business with ba yoruba ppl!! I, miss yeti Tolu don talk am !!!i grew up thinking it's the Igbos but yrs have shown that it is the yorubazzzz, from tailoring to car repairs to importation.

In Nigeria,if u wanna do biz, locate either an igbo man (not boy oh) or a muslim northerner.


Oya mk ona crucify me, truth is like alomo

Olohunjedalo:
shut up

lmao

Mizk:
Whatever rocks your primitive mind, feel free to explore.

u have not answered me nau. It's just a polite question dear.

magicminister:
[b] Nigerians have been traumatized.
It's time for us to wake up and look beyond these recycled politicians with nothing new to offer.

I never really understood what PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) meant till I left visited a foreign country for the first time.

My first time out of the country was to Doha. I woke up in the middle of the night to charge my phone and iron my clothes because I feared that power would go off.

When I was in U.S for work, I drove from Houston to Dallas around 2am. I was so afraid of getting attacked by highway robbers that I kept peering into the thick bushes looking for any sign of unusual movement. I arrived Dallas around 5 am without any harm befalling me.

I can't even stay out late in Nigeria except in some parts of Lagos and some parts of Abuja.

Nigerians have been treated so unfairly. All my years in Nigeria, I have never ever ever expereiced a full week of constant electricity.

I have ever ever ever driven 20 km without potholes or some form of road hazard.

I have been robbed twice around Benin expressway.

Growing up, we were never attacked by armed robbers but my neighbours were robbed severally. I remember a young girl back then that was raped and robbed on her way back from school

My undergraduate years, my apartment was broken into and my room mate butchered like a chicken for resisting thieves. They carted away my electronics and valuable which wasn't worth up to 100k naira.

Through out my lifetime in Nigeria, nothing has gotten better. Not security, not roads, not electricity, not jobs creation.

My story is pretty much the life of the average Nigerian.

Nigerians wake up[/b]

that's true bro. We need to wake up

baby4u2:
Hello Guys,
                My friend is starting a new business, which is teaching people how to cook different Nigerian meals better. So if you are in the U.S. around the DC, MD, VA area and want to learn how to cook some Nigerian meals, please reach out. Both guys and ladies, other ethnicity married into a Nigerian culture, no discrimination. For each session of three meals, you pay $100 for the labor, and extra cost will be depending on what you like to learn. This is small compared to a life long skill acquired. Some of you may say its on youtube or the method is written everywhere. But come on, how many times have you done it from youtube or gone through each written description and it turned out wrong? Remember what am talking about? There is nothing like getting the hands on training. Please email idal4u2@hotmail.com if interested.

Selected Items (Including any other Not mentioned)
Jollof Rice
Fried Rice
Coconut rice
Stew
Meat Pie
Puff Puff
Buns
Chin Chin
Moi Moi
Efo
Egusi
Ogbonno
Okro
Ewedu
e.t.c.
e.t.c.

hey! Ive been waiting for this

moscobabs:
It was last week Monday in Lagos o.

I received a call from my wife that Oshodi-Iyana ipaja road has blocked that if I love myself I should keep my car in office and take public bus to avoid stress and vehicle overheat. That was around 5pm while it was raining in Isolo.

I have #1500 on me and I'm going to Ijoko Ogun state,I dropped my car in office and I take a car from iyana isolo to Oshodi which is just #100 , when I get to Oshodi I couldn't find tollgate or ssngo motor that was the Genesis of my predicament o.Then one LT(yellow bus) came and called tollgate #1000 that was around 6pm, on a normal day tollgate is #300, I refused to board the bus thinking cheaper one will come I stay for another one hour and no motor colame to the busstop I have no choice than to take bike and the bike man says its #2000 I asked the bike man if I can do transfer for him he said no problem but I need to do it now cos he won't want me to delay him when we get to tollgate .

I did the transfer to his account but me and him didn't see the alert to be sure the transaction is successful we both keep waited till we reach Tollgate still the same, I have no choice to than to do another transfer of #2000 that was around 11pm o.This time he receives the alert instantly and he told me it has enter but me didn't receive any debit alert, I just tell him thank u for his patience and I say goodbye to him. It was when I reach home around 12am that one alert came in to my phone and I checked immediately only for me to discover that it was actually 4 alerts ...debit of #2000 twice and debit of VAT+commission twice. That means pay #4,100 to transport myself from oshodi to tollgate if i knew i would have boarded it for #1k Infact its a very bad experience for me

LoL thank God say govt don order banks to compensate victims of delayed debit with 10k

Mizk:
Wasn't actually stranded, i missed my way and battery is dead, i just had to wait in the park hoping my host would come find me, well she came through eventually.

she came or he came?

anayolity:
Getting stranded while traveling almost became a norm for me as I was always traveling at night for no good reason until a certain time when I decided to embark on a journey from Akwa Ibom to Owerri , I had left the park by 4pm unknown to me the Abia state boundary road was a world class mess , we spent hours trying to get through the traffic jam until few minutes past 10pm, driver said he couldn't continue the journey again and refunded us some part of our transport enough to take us to destination, after a while we manage to see a taxi that drove us down to Owerri , the time was few minutes past 12am by then I was left with one guy going to FUTO , while I was heading for NEKEDE .... I looked at The notorious Douglas road , I knew it would be suicide mission to take that route , I checked my pocket I was having some few change not big enough to lodge in those expensive hotels,I had a school bag and a bag of foodstuff in the other hand, my eyes became red, Checked some churches and they refused me from entering , went to the police checkpoint and begged them that I should just sit close to them until daybreak so I can continue my journey , na so police pursue me oh .... My heart cut that night , Area boys tried to snatch my bag twice at some point me too I form bad guy go siddon for one road side bar, bought few sticks of cigarettes and Beer .
Early morning my ever worried babe use a cab to pick me up, after that incident I swore never to travel at odd hours again!!

Anyone with worse or similar experience ?

Please Share!

cc : lalasticlala, mynd44, Rocktation, Farano

nos 1- tge churches no try, in the first play church's doors r not meant to be locked. If not for the local thieves.
2- police sef fall hands, dem for atleast ask u questions, then allow u sleep around there even if na far frm them

Fits him more than the yeye lowcut

bullabong:
self expression has nothing to do with decency my sister. You own personal self expression may be considered vulgar by a deeper life lady. Nice day Chioma

Lovely response gahn! I no fit shout

EVILFOREST:
Thanks for REPLYING him.
Anyway, my man leave wetin people go dey talk.
Just carry your girl, do traditional with court.
Except your lady no gree.
She can also wear her WHITE GOWN to the court if she deems so. Most times na white Gown and Facebook be women problem.

A lady is more interested in what people will say about her, than what pleases her.
They always want to please others at their own detriment.

... What makes court wedding special wen you can just do an affidavit anytime its required? Just do family meeting n let them handover the babe joor.
The main marriage is the living together, the occassion na just show off.
Person like me go do occassion wen I don tire to born kids cos I will want the kids to witness the wedding

oyonu:
My brother na ignorance dey worry people. There is nothing like white abi na church wedding, all that one na waste of money and resources. Marriage is when a man & a woman agree to be each other companions and the parents consent to it. It doesn't have to be flamboyant. Alot of marriages in the Bible are just simple marriages where the father just hand over the daughter to the prospective suitor eg Leah, Rechael and Jacob.

i luv how they wed in kaduna, in-house things

Flattino:
Which sense?
She’s just another stupid hoe looking for attention.
90% of Nigerian girls are hoes . Including me .

kai! Im among the 10%

Postinor business and agbo no go sell again!!! Most girls dunno this.
No more using kwandom if na so oh.
Na me and my partner now, roger that!

Lilisticlili:
12k for 6hours isn't that worth it? x4days

short time! Yepaa

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is it ashawo job?

Northern girls dey fear beheading from sharia
Western girls too dey form humble

adamsalman:
Hypocrites

banza! Is goodluck jonathan an igbo man? He favoured nigerians not a particular eastern Zone. He favoured more of the northerners sef. He didnt even focus on his own bayelsa ppl unlike this retired stretched cattle leading us now as president. This skinny gay just dey empower childhood daura friends n family members. Dey even make a bladi-aboki as min of niger delta affairs, DG ptdf

Sharpshooota:
Buhari had to overlook all active personnels because they were from the south...

He brought back a retired analog old Northern grandpa to head the DSS ...

What a president...

he wishes he cud forcefully retire them like he did to the generals in the military.

See how this dss boss even looks sick like him, Nigeria has become daura project as buhari came into power.

Oyindidi:
Cultist

wayward child

oluwalewis:
Add me on 08067476665

pls remind me, I wan drive now bro

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