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Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment: Tattoos, Bow & K Legs, Married, Pregnant Women Disqualified by BrokenCock: 7:14pm On Sep 25, 2018
dominique:
What's their deal with tattoos? Will it stop people from discharging their duties? It's body art for crying out loud!
Don't mind the bastards in this country! Na so dem go dey waste person time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment: Tattoos, Bow & K Legs, Married, Pregnant Women Disqualified by BrokenCock: 7:13pm On Sep 25, 2018
So what has tattoo got to do with somebody's job? Mtcheeew!!

No be say ona go do merit! Gay men in uniform just wan see nakedd naija guys
Lesbo ladies screening just wanna see nakedd ladies as dey strip

Bona kill ona there!
PropertiesRe: Man Baths And Swims In His Flooded House (Photos) by BrokenCock: 7:09pm On Sep 25, 2018
NIGHTMARE0O7:
grin thats how u can easily fish them out from public when they speak.
The worst part is that, their lecturers , professors and doctors make same mistake.
Yet the claim EDUCATED AND SOPHISTICATED.

haba!! Using A or An is in nursery school curriculum nau undecided
I swear smiley cheesy
NYSCRe: Female Student's Love Letter To A Male Corper In Kaduna (Photo) by BrokenCock: 7:08pm On Sep 25, 2018
NIGHTMARE0O7:
You are right
My brother served in nasarawa, he said the same thing.. Hausa gals throwing themselves up and down to him,
U will open answer sheet to mark exams and u will be seeing I LOVE U SIR , CAN U BE MY BOYFREND everywhere.
Didn't know they are that lose in the north. undecided
they r seriously loosed oh! Im in Abuja sef, they even banned dem from entering barracks cos if dem enter soldier room na cold malt plus splitting of legs on a daily basis. U fit toast like 5girls, still prack all of dem that same evening.
NYSCRe: Female Student's Love Letter To A Male Corper In Kaduna (Photo) by BrokenCock: 7:03pm On Sep 25, 2018
Tapout:
It's normal In the north to find kids in classes way above their age. so the girl is probably not a kid (I'll say she's naive) ...
the guy should be careful the kind of play and joke that transpires in the classroom, cos she mentioned that in the letter.


but how do we ascertain the authenticity of this letter...copper jide may just be seeking for cheap attention...besides, all the guys i know bearing jide are very mischievous, deceitful & cunning. cheesy
U have not lived in the north, they are not old anything!! Girl of 15 n 16 dey find young guys to fyiork dem. They don't need ur cash sef, just love dem n they will bele-full for u sef
NYSCRe: Female Student's Love Letter To A Male Corper In Kaduna (Photo) by BrokenCock: 7:00pm On Sep 25, 2018
Shelumiel:
He should reply her by telling her the truth : she is too young for this kind of rubbish.
Not to a kaduna girl ooh! They like prickk ehn! I don't mean fyiork oh... Just gv dem ur prickk n dey will get excited.

Na e mk their CUNTinent too dey wide with plenty mineral oil
PropertiesRe: Man Baths And Swims In His Flooded House (Photos) by BrokenCock: 11:30pm On Sep 24, 2018
NIGHTMARE0O7:
grin

Wrong grammar
"A Harmless joke" not AN
Wait are u a yoruba? undecided
Why do u people always make this primary one mistake..?
i Iearnt how to use A or An in primary one
angry
Thats obviously a cone-headed republican. 'an harmless ' ! cheesy cheesy
PropertiesRe: Man Baths And Swims In His Flooded House (Photos) by BrokenCock: 11:28pm On Sep 24, 2018
fallout87:
That isn't sanitary and could possibly get him sick
U were born in the new millenium, its obvious u didnt play in the rain naked while growing up
TravelRe: God Is Good Bus Crashes After Driver Allegedly Slept Off On Steering by BrokenCock: 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2018
LagosWharf:
Law of travelling number 1: Only a person who is vigilant should seat in front with a commercial driver. You can't fight to seat in front just for you to sleep off. Your first job is to watch the driver. Nuff said
exactly many ppl just dey rush front seats that is meant fr co-pilots. Some go dey front dey chop groundnut n eggs any5ow
CrimeRe: Fatima Muhammed: I Kidnapped Bukar Dalori's Son, I Love Money - Female Kidnapper by BrokenCock: 8:39pm On Sep 24, 2018
She dey lack preek ooh
AgricultureRe: Flood Destroys Garba Shehu's Farm In Jigawa State (Pictures) by BrokenCock: 8:33pm On Sep 24, 2018
One of buhari's AIDS... No wonder!!
PoliticsRe: Man Who Trekked For Buhari Visits PDP Headquarters With 'Rip APC Coffin' by BrokenCock: 8:31pm On Sep 24, 2018
mikhe2:
Sarrki go wan pee for pant grin
WTF!this pix go well LoL!! E fit to use yab all those white ppl wey dey call us monkeys
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2018 FRSC Recruitment: 2000+ Applicants For Screening In Rivers State (Pics) by BrokenCock: 3:58pm On Sep 24, 2018
lsoul:
This country no want get sense, while not conduct online test or outsource aptitude test, then conduct screening n physical fitness for successful applicants. This method is outdated mehn tongue why apply online if you can't do test online tongue tongue
me sef I weak oh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2018 FRSC Recruitment: 2000+ Applicants For Screening In Rivers State (Pics) by BrokenCock: 3:56pm On Sep 24, 2018
Out of 2000, just 100 will be taken! See waste of time oh!
Out of the 100 , 70 of them are chilling at home!see waste of resources oh!
Out of 70 ,65 of them don't have passion for the job but they must work. See rubbish!
Out of 65 ,50 are not intelligent pa say! This one na banza.
Out of 50, 35 of them cant wait to be posted to the road for rojers.

Nigeria is a big FRAUD!
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage Strike: FG Reacts To The NLC 14-Day Ultimatum by BrokenCock: 3:40pm On Sep 24, 2018
If u dey Abuja, ping me
CrimeRe: Man Flogged For Raping A 12-Year-Old Girl In Lekki Phase 1, Lagos by BrokenCock: 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2018
Shwoooo! Longino n cone-head republic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment: Soldiers Flog Applicants In Kogi, Injure Some (Pictures) by BrokenCock: 1:05pm On Sep 24, 2018
Mtchew! Ppl still hustling to get govt jobs in this dead nation we dey still know that the real ones to get the job are chilling at home
HealthRe: Dangerous Habits That Can Damage Your Liver by BrokenCock: 11:33am On Sep 24, 2018
NinaArsenal:
Am a woman.
show proof
CrimeRe: 13-Year-Old Boy Arrested Over His Phobia For The Police In Lagos by BrokenCock:
zinnyzee:
Lolz... I can't decipher that.
LoL!!i ehn

070

Im
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by BrokenCock: 8:59am On Sep 24, 2018
khiaa:
Yes. undecided
Hmmmmm! Na wa ooh
RomanceRe: The Worst Date of my Life by BrokenCock: 8:59am On Sep 24, 2018
KOPT33:
Your brain is probably broken. Just like your cock.
like ur own. Just that ur own makes u yan rust
CrimeRe: 13-Year-Old Boy Arrested Over His Phobia For The Police In Lagos by BrokenCock:
zinnyzee:
You may!
smiley im on WHATSAPP0sevenZe
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by BrokenCock: 8:07am On Sep 24, 2018
khiaa:
What were Sodom and Gomorrah sexual behaviors about? was it not oral/anal sex?
Where u there?
RomanceRe: The Worst Date of my Life by BrokenCock: 8:07am On Sep 24, 2018
KOPT33:
I wanted to write a scathing comment, but then I reconsidered when I remembered you might be a kid somewhere who has no idea how adults do their thing.

the circles I move in spend money to build rapport.

Let me tell you a story.

In December 2017, I met an older lady ( 38 - 43 yrs) at the mall. I don't really remember how we got talking, but one thing led to another and she offered to buy me lunch. We went to a restaurant nearby, ate, and exchanged contacts. The next week I was invited to eat Sunday rice with her family. We built such an immense rapport so much that today when she needs work done which relates to my expertise, she calls me for advice. Through her I met many wonderful people and grew my network by more than 20 contacts.

What are the lessons here?

1. Do not be afraid to spend money on people you like
2. A person whom you invite to your house will share a deep and lasting rapport with you
Blah blah blah blah
aboi!!! U dey yan rust!
PoliticsRe: 'Underaged Policeman Who Participated In Osun Election' - Corper Claims (Photos) by BrokenCock: 11:03pm On Sep 23, 2018
Gossiplover:
WHERE IS THE PROOF THAT HE IS UNDERGAE? The corper should have provided that. OP, you are fond of carrying unconfirmed news in the name of traffic. you did the same yesterday as regards to the missing army general before u corrected urself. You should be able to differentiate real news from propaganda. This is pure propaganda.

SINCE YOU KNOW THE REPORT IS ALLEGED, WHY DON'T U WAIT TILL U CONFIRM IT. this will only incite trouble among supporters.

Can you call the police officer below underage because she looks young? But she's a police officer
this young lady born in 1997 has undergone rigorous training and is going to be a supol by october.
CrimeRe: 13-Year-Old Boy Arrested Over His Phobia For The Police In Lagos by BrokenCock: 10:53pm On Sep 23, 2018
zinnyzee:
Mtcheww... Now they will increase d poor boy's phobia
never knew u were this cute now im forced to request for a chat. . . May I?
FoodRe: See The Snake That Swallows Neighbour's Eggs by BrokenCock: 10:48pm On Sep 23, 2018
SIR0:
A viper was just killed in my area today. The snake was used to swallowing the eggs laid by hens in the area. They noticed the missing of these eggs could be perpetrated by snake, so they became vigilant. Today, its hiding place (hole in a block) was discovered & set ablaze, which led to its capture after much struggle. Having been craving & wondering how snakes are prepared without getting injured by its venom, I decided to witness its preparation & learn one or two things.
So, snakes have legs. I never knew until its legs came out when thrown into boiled waterangry

Lalas,,,,,,you can see that I am a friend indeedgrin
U r an illiterate oo
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Khloe Steps Out In Bra Top, Disappointed Fan Reacts. Khloe Fires Back by BrokenCock: 9:17pm On Sep 23, 2018
Gvicsocial:
Ex-BBNaija House mate Abiri Oluwabusayomi populary know has khloe has just replied a troll who was disappointed about her dressing.

She said:

"is it like you are mad. What;s your business with what i wear? Who asked for your opinion? I can do whatever i like or wear anything. It's my body. Get lost."

Gists via: [url]https://www.gistvic.com/2018/09 /bbnaijas-khloe-replies-troll-who-was.html[/url]
ya inglish izza banga!! Are u a longino or Igbo or cone headed?
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by BrokenCock: 9:14pm On Sep 23, 2018
BlackAfrican:
I'm a big Morōn
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by BrokenCock: 9:13pm On Sep 23, 2018
khiaa:
It's been around since biblical times so how did you come up with movies and videos. It's even in the bible.
it's a lie
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by BrokenCock: 9:09pm On Sep 23, 2018
Colourich:
I hope you know that saliva contains some acids and its ph level is between 5.75-7.05 which is good for the vagina. I am not a science student but I know this.
just say u dnt want the sucking to stop. Just tell me if we need ti chat abeg, I have a large lion -size tongue with plenty saliva
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by BrokenCock: 9:03pm On Sep 23, 2018
ritylove:
So I have being doing a lot of reading online and I stumbled upon an article which got me wondering and confused, is it safe or rather hygienic to let a guy be it your husband or boyfriend suck you as in right down not tits oh, during sexual inter-course.
it's not safe joor.

I don't trust the cleansing method of anybody. My nicodemus can do all it takes to make my baby climax.
Only a zombie puts mouth down in a CUNTinent to extract bloody juice

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