₦airaland Forum

Adonis69:
A colleague from office who's in her late thirties and a serious deeper lifer wedded today. I was shocked at her wedding dress and the wedding organisation. It's kind of weird and uncolourful, unlike the wedding of Kumuyi's son years ago. Funny enough, the bride has a crude and barbaric mindset with the little encounter I've had with her at work. She's been the type that always plays and places religion ahead of humanity.

Even the husband wasn't smiling, looking as though the bride is imposed on her, which I guess he might be a widower marrying for the second time. Judging from his appearance. The best man wear tie instead of the groom.

I wish them a happy married life.

Urheadmaster:
One time I went to bed.

I began to dream where I was seated in Aso rock only to woke up and find myself in Germany

touchalex25:
I dreamt of being a pilot when I was a kid I wonder what happened to that dream

general111:
See ba!!
That girl likes your friend..
When a girl likes a man, tthats how she behaves around the man...
Do not marry her, else she may just be sleeping with him under you.
Or wait for her to get over him..
Another angle is this, your girl is not emotionally matured and cannot commit to a man.
If she is over this guy, she will definitely fall in love with another guy

Maj196:
Airtel is still the best for data

FireUpNow:
OP be informed that most Nigerian women are very dirty forget about how they dress and do make up, all na wash. Even at home women are so dirty. It begins from the home.

BigYash:
True virgin no dey make noise about her virginity. Na non virgin and alum users dey use virginity brag

bigjackass:
wtf is this? they should kindly help him snuff the remaining stubborn life out of him with a pillow jare. Death is better than to be alive in this state

Ebubemg:
yes

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FahBuLous:
Go to the bank you did your bvn, head straight to the customer care unit and tell them you want a printout of your BVN..
They will do it immediately, doesn't take up to 10mins

DadaHammed:
We know you guys have destroyed the country almost beyond redemption, President Peter Obi is coming to clean your mess.

Blessedmercy8:
It's been modified over the years now. Bournvita is no longer smooth like before and the taste is somehow now. I stopped taking it after I bought the last new improved pack that was tasting like children medicine./multivitamin.

superCleanworks:
we did this to ourselves.
-we Nigerians always settle for compromise and say things like AT LEAST LET US BE THANKFUL TO GOD FOR THE ONE WE MANAGED TO SEE.
-most companies that could not compromise on standards have left the country long ago.
the rest that are here are seriously employing chinese scientists to tweak the formula to give them more profit.
-back then you dare not use 5 naira sugar for a whole family but now you will pour 100 naira sugar in a cup and no taste. they have mixed original sugar with chinese dissolving crystals. same thing with the packaged spices.
-I remember when indofoods came to Nigeria, now dufil took over and magic started. rubbish.
-i feel sorry for those still smoking Nigerian cigarettes from BAT (BritishAmericanTobacco). Chinese have switched it to artificial tobacco and nobody is prepared for the avalanche of cancer coming up.
-standards organisation of Nigeria is on eternal holiday.
-snack companies have learnt how to fill up the packs with air like it is pillow they are selling.
-back then you will beg your biscuit to dissolve in water but now, it will turn to powder sharp sharp.
-we even have original and fake fish in the market now. LoL.

airsaylongcome:
You honestly think people aren't hiring you because you are in Nigeria? Post a screenshot of your profile let's see how you have marketed your self

habsydiamond:
In football underdogs can pull a surprise on a giant.. in this coming election anything is possible.

pretydiva:
Some girls no get taste at all sha. This my gender dey make me shame some times

manibature:
Saved my side chick number as mum. My babe use to run and bring me the phone when it's ringing ��

superCleanworks:
welcome to the new Nigeria.
everything is substandard.
you almost have to rob a bank before you buy any authentic quality stuff in naija.

Back then if you are making tea with Bournvita and peak milk in the kitchen, the smell would fill up the house.
I am still waiting for that butter that will be as good as PLANTA.
soap melts like salt. but back then two long bars of duck or canoe soap will last forever.
Remember when Ribena came out. You would need one liter of water to dilute 2 caps of it.
Back then, if you put raw rice in your mouth you would love the taste.
Even common Beer tastes like shiet. 3 bottles of the same brand and yet 3 different taste.

Crafteck1:
Image rights still going to hush... Millions of usd... This is the monster Nigeria govt made, hate him if you want... He made it out. He used to sell pure water, if he had decided to labour in pain and vain like the rest of us, he probably would be selling bottle water along same express right now, that is the future the leaders have for us, all graduates de do p.o.s business prostitution or yahoo now, they are congratulating nigerian youth for political positions in United states while same ancient leaders are lording over and oppressing the youth here still saying youth are the future of tomorrow .... Guess what?
Tomorrow never comes.

Sirmuel1:
I’m the rightful heir to that throne, I don’t know what I’m still doing in Lagos

sheanzy:
I know this is not the right section to post this but just to get more audience,


Recently this Monday my Airtel sim suddenly started showing emergency calls only with no service bar showing, I borrowed my friends sim card and inserted on my phone and the network was fine, meaning the issue was with my sim card.

I want just to know if anyone has had this kind of experience and how they went about it.

izuch:
With all this hardship, insecurity and hunger in the land all you can think of is your preek and how to make girls "mourn"? Go and eat, your mama don cook food