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😂 you really know about all these sickness…all these things are in your family, you didn’t even add the other ones that’s unique to the male child in your home. I know you too well, I know your story. Make I mention your surname ? Let me keeep your secret😂

AfonjaPriest:
When a baby's mouth is drooling with spit, we give it something bitter to stop it. When a spoilt child is overreaching himself, we help him fly and leave to let him fall. When you have finished suffocating on your foolishness, the headache that will follow, agbó of stupidity will cure it. I hope, after, you'll see reason to learn and shut your anus from farting through your mouth.

You people are just mad intentionally. So because he is a governor he is not entitled to wear what he wants? Are they owing salaries? You people are sick.

dre11:
Governor Sanwo-Olu flaunts N160 million Patek Philippe wristwatch as poverty worsens in Lagos

The amount is sufficient to pay the N30,000 minimum wage of roughly 5,333 civil servants in a month.



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they know it will be difficult to force the madness from afar so they make relocation juicy, bring your family. Over there, everywhere you look you see al these madness hence you get intimidated & influenced easily even as an adult. I pity our children… Japa comes with the unexpected like this. With all the nyash and Breast in town. Awon ma shanfani. Una car go crash on the way to the rubbish 😆

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1450650/canada-based-nigerian-men-release-pre-wedding-photos/

It won’t be better for the people that gave birth to you. Which Ibadan? O maa sofo ni 😡

successmatters:
By the time bulabablu is finished with Nigeria, people will be lining up daily to beg for food just as they do in Ibadan streets.
I was telling a friend gabbytabby about how poor people have besieged their state.

Nairaland should start doing Brain check before people register. Obviously your brain is disconnected from your fingers

AfonjaPriest:
When a baby's mouth is drooling with spit, we give it something bitter to stop it. When a spoilt child is overreaching himself, we help him fly and leave to let him fall. When you have finished suffocating on your foolishness, the headache that will follow, agbó of stupidity will cure it. I hope, after, you'll see reason to learn and shut your anus from farting through your mouth.

😂🤣😂 you don comot the misfortune wey you dey? Were say e dey shrine 😂 u dey inside that dirty pigsty dey type rubbish. U nor get any level guy…go perish…please send all the misfortune things for your shrine to me. Abeg you in the name of what you believe 😂 It won’t be well with you if you nor send am please ehn

AfonjaPriest:
Threaten? No, we take. We have gone beyond your level. We sit to deliver people like you.
We have got a full load of your information. We are processing it in my shrine. Soon the Devil will give you the misfortunes you are begging for.

😂 🤣 you wan send devil to threaten demon? Evil spirit don’t threaten wizard. You beta go hustle for your urgent 2k this morning.

AfonjaPriest:
You are very much in luck, boy. I am going to make your dream come true. Your desire to meet the Devil will be actualized. I will set up a meeting for tonight between you and the Devil. It will be your worst nightmare. And you are welcome; tonight, you'll be with him in Avernus.
But say goodnight to everyone. You never can tell because you'll never return.

I am just thinking someone gave birth to you like this 😂 they should have invested the years and funds wasted on you on piggery

AfonjaPriest:
Eventually and finally, Tinubu has brought disgrace to Nigeria.
Agbadorians can now eat the disgrace with their akara. Bon appetit!

Boy, nothing has changed in your life. You’ve grown up in age & stature but your brain is still the same from your secondary school days infact it is even worse. Do you know how top military generals like Danjuma became sudden billionaires? It was under the military government. 80% of the problem we are facing currently na the same military cause am, do you know how much Abacha stole from Nigeria? No idea till today, they are still refunding it, don’t forget Abacha was just one, now imagine the numbers of others that we are not even aware of, Even Obi will run in the eventuality, small police brutality, you people were shouting ENDsars, you people cannot cope with police brutality and you want military? 😂 de play. After the election you went to court right? You will be guilty without charges under military and your body will disappear as well. I guess most of you are just children in adult body, beards and erection doesn’t amount to wisdom. Your brain should grow with your age, don’t leave it behind. You can tweet & post rubbish now on social media and sleep, come & post nonsense under military, na we go point to your room for pick up.

ThatCEO:
When I was in secondary school, I once participated in a debate where I supported the motion that Democracy is better than military regime.

But now, I realised the rubbish I supported.

The "bad" military regime in Nigeria built 4 solid refineries. The Democracy people ran them to comatose, they can't built a refinery, they won't allow modular refinery as it will interfere with their corruption, n they still have the nerves to clamp down on d alleged "illegal refineries" in d creeks.

I will pick military all day. Try nonsense with Niger, una go hear am. People that can't tame a pack of bandits in the bush want to enter a war with a full grown country

U dey mind all these boys 😂 e think say na online bragging dem dey take do am.

favor914:
Or you will seize to exist, if you try any nonsense, Nigerians are watching you silly minded Obidients.

The Chief coroner is still carrying on his inquest from endsars of unclaimed victims, you oblivious Empty Barrels want to add to the statistics, & give his office more work?

Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am, wetin em dey find?

Boy wake up, you don’t know anything. You were shouting and crying under police brutality and you are asking for more. Your account won’t be active again when the thing set. All these una online barking is fun to read tho. Una go think say na play. Nigeria is bigger than all of you. When the thing set Obi sef go run.

richidinho:
Continue spending our money on frivolities

Paying foreign tabloids to write nonsense, Nigeria may cease to exist if you try rubbish, we are watching

He can’t do without it

22o62021:
You smoke this early morning?

Try to connect your brain with your fingers

taylor88:
Nothing giant of Africa no go see for all these mushroom countries hand

Since they knew that our president was a cocaine trafficker Chicago most wanted corrupt dictator

They just dey use us dey shine

I guess NL is where you find solace as a frustrated human being. You are as dumb as your post here. All na audio. Bragging with nothing to show. Prighozhin nearly oust your so call lord. You can grade these countries equality in your confused state of mind. What you posted was Putin don’t jump around visiting countries and i drew your attention to some countries and you listed those countries as allies 😂 i guess you lack comprehension of the fact that visiting ally countries counters your initial post that he does not jump around but common sense failed you again. I am not interested in your life adventure and I am not responsible for your life woes. Go and rest !

Magnificenttop:
Belarus, China or Kadyrov's republic which are allies' territory, how are these equal to somewhere in Africa.
Presidents of America, Russia, China, NK and some others. Have you ever seen any of these roaming about anyhow?
Don't think every president in the world is like your African presidents or Nigerian past president Ajala the traveller.

America dreads Russia, that doesn't start today. Years ago I asked some white Americans why they do so.
Russians are rough players, no America can mess with Russia, the result may be the end of the world. America knows this, only online clowns like you spew trash.

weakling sighted 😂 but he can visit China and Belarus 🤣

Magnificenttop:
Were you expecting a whole Putin to roam around countries like feather-weight presidents?
If you want to see Putin, you go see him, not the other way round.

Happy birthday to the former governor and the former presidential candidate of the LP. Age with grace.

ThompsonJoo:
Peter Gregory Obi, Former Anambra State Governor and Labour Party Presidential Candidate, Celebrates 62nd Birthday**

Today marks a momentous occasion as Peter Gregory Obi, the highly esteemed former Governor of Anambra State and former presidential candidate of the Labour Party, is joyfully celebrating his 62nd birthday. The significant event is being commemorated with a special gathering of family, friends, and well-wishers at a prestigious venue in [City].

Peter Gregory Obi's political journey has been marked by exemplary leadership, dedication to public service, and a strong commitment to the welfare of the Nigerian people. Serving as the Governor of Anambra State from [Year] to [Year], his tenure was characterized by transformative policies and projects that contributed to the state's development and prosperity.

As a seasoned politician and a respected figure in Nigerian politics, Mr. Obi's contributions extend beyond the boundaries of Anambra State.he contested as the presidential candidate for the Labour Party, presenting a vision of inclusive governance, economic growth, and social development for the nation.

During his tenure as Governor, Peter Gregory Obi focused on key sectors such as education, healthcare, and infrastructure, leaving a lasting impact on the lives of Anambra residents. His prudence in financial management earned him accolades and recognition both nationally and internationally.

Today's birthday celebration has brought together a distinguished array of guests, including prominent politicians, leaders from various sectors, and members of the public who admire and appreciate Mr. Obi's contributions to Nigerian society. The event is being marked by warm tributes, speeches, and heartfelt messages, underscoring the profound influence of the former Governor's leadership and statesmanship.
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As news of the celebration spreads, Nigerians from different corners of the country are taking to social media to extend their best wishes and congratulations to Peter Gregory Obi on his 62nd birthday. Many are using the hashtag #HappyBirthdayPeterObi to express their admiration for his accomplishments and his unwavering commitment to the betterment of Nigeria.

We joins in congratulating Peter Gregory Obi on this special day and wishes him good health, happiness, and continued success in all his future endeavors. May his legacy of leadership and dedication to the people of Nigeria inspire generations to come.

It is a lie. It must continue. The Nigerian government must hear am. Release NK or we go straight one year 😂

EcoBrick:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/609234-sit-at-home-enugu-residents-count-losses-say-we-cant-cope-anymore.html

I will wait patiently until the day you will post something that makes sense. Your entire existence here is valueless.

successmatters:
If he's to be in Nigeria, he will never be considered because of where he comes from.

😂 is it everybody that will experience the crisis in your family? 🤣 same thing happened to your father, not only him, remember what happened to your uncle too in the farm. Salt and honey were missing intentionally on your naming ceremony. I know the people responsible for the misfortunes in your family.

Wahabfuture:
Remain for you to enter Bodija Market without cloth

😂 no be everybody will have the same experience as your insane father. His case is unique because if your remember your uncle had this same experience. Madness dwell in your blood, pay attention to your son too. For people like us that know you too well, we can tell a lot about you. Salt and honey were missing on your naming ceremony intentionally.

Wahabfuture:
Remain for you to enter Bodija Market without cloth

It seems what my good friend iheanyi told me is the truth, he claimed billions came in through funding and are still coming in mostly from the diasporans for PO, for the party and the court case. He claimed they need to justify those fundings by dragging the baseless allegations of election fraud in the court. He also claimed some of these guys have already seek asylum while some have easy entry to the US(Aisha yesufu, rinu & co) same way DJ switch used the whole ENDsars to enter Canada or so. So at the end, it’s all business for our brothers on that side😂he also claimed Gbadebo acted late too, he would have cash out from diasporans but his own case was too weak and they knew he doesn’t stand a chance at all, he just went to the court but the attention and funding are directed at the PEPT. I was shocked when I read that only two witness were called since the beginning out of 50. so they were just acting and entertaining their fans with puffpuff container full of trash.

seunmsg:
The professor is a clown 🤣🤣🤣.





Seriously, Peter Obi’s legal team should be flogged. This professor is their star witness and the person they are relying on to prove over voting in about 18 states. Apart from the fact that his logically flawed analysis covered only two states out of 36, the Supreme Court already ruled that only direct BVAS report can be used to prove over-voting and not IREV or other secondary source of data.

Peter Obi will close his case next week Tuesday and as at today, he has not proved any of the allegations he raised in his petition.

You are a chronic slowpoke & an intentional dunce. Only a psychiatrist can cope with your madness. God will definitely compensate your parents by giving them another child.

Taylor90:
Person wey dey carry Injections and steroids steady for pocket like lighter

If his battery is getting low he’ll inject one dose

Make una dey deceive una sef

Not in the interest of the people ooo, the only reason they are not proceeding with this is because they realised the court proceeding will be affected too and the APC won’t mind this going on for long a while. If the court proceedings stop, how Peter go get update? Where will okonkwo snap pictures?

abc115:
https://punchng.com/breaking-nlc-suspends-planned-strike/

Just take it easy. No pressure. Make your relationship a closed one. Make her your best male and female friend, be her gossip mate sortey she won’t have gist for any friend. No friends, even your parents, siblings and pastor them…shut everybody off. Let people wonder what’s going on inside, when you disagree on things, settle it. When you fight, don’t let it get to food and other room(that’s where all fights are settled) Once there is no crack, there is a high tendency una go last. Close her up ooo women are wonderful.

BigDawsNet:
I respect you oh... me and my fiancé are still talking on this...

Do you hav any advice?

😂

BigDawsNet:
You were drinking raw milk 🙂... hope you dint experience diarrhoea..

Oh! Boss the one here na all those light wood so opening it with force alone is so loud that you will know. That infant you mentioned is the sweetest because her mom can be playing with him/her at the front while a child of God like me is busy at the back 😂 everybody go hold their lane. There was a time I was digging from the back and playing with one of the balloons while he was sucking the other, he switched to that particular one I was playing with, I moved to the one he was sucking earlier 😆 no pikin go deprive me of my heritage.

Baatunde:
Bedroom doors of homes in most European countries are not fitted with proper locks unless one decide to install barrel bolt type yourself which is the easiest otherwise you will have to alter the door frame to install a lockable type.

Talking of nosy kids, what about the infant who would never sleep if placed in a cot but always want to cuddle up to mommy........on the matrimonial bed... how we for take do that one

😂, na our 6th year we dey and only once, and na for sitting room for night , the lights were off (intentionally) we thought they were fast asleep until one strange body touch me(I disconnected and took off but the mom didn’t run… she just carried him and took him back to bed..(end of the show for me…when she came back..fellow nigeria don rest) as in ehn and anytime they come in. The first question is what are you doing? In my mind , you go tell me how e take concern you.

Baatunde:
both of you have to be as agile as James Bond then......

Turn on the TV, put it in their favourite channel , ours is paw patrol. Give them the remote. Close the door that leads to the door of the bedroom. That’s two doors. Let your towels be close so that you can quickly cover up(dry clean the towel afterwards) At least we have 40 -1hr to ourselves. If any of them want to come, the moment he opens the first door, we will hear because it is always with force and we get toweled up and act like nothing is happening. It’s that crazy to be doing the thing codedly in your own house.

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

What was posted earlier was “Igbo nko” which means “how about Igbo” and I replied with “won wa lalafia” which means “they are in good health “

simfrost90210:
Lemme try and interpret that in ìgbo..

Onye ọjọọ n'añu mmiri afifia

Na we people go fit relate me tongue 😎👍
So, check the meaning for your language..

Won wa lalafia

simfrost90210:
Igbo nko?

Why should any of you be appointed in LAGOS and non Igbo should not be appointed in your region? Are you saying there’s no non igbo that has lived all their lives, paid taxes and contributed immensely to your state that is worthy of an appointment? If you are normal, you have sense and it is working answer my questions if it’s otherwise we will know.

LagosFirstSon:
You always cry over nothing

You cry alot this days