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Akpors went n do hiv test last week saturday, the doctor ask him to come back the following monday for result.a day b4 the result was out (sunday) in church service, the pastor prophesies that "all what u re xpecting will be positive in jesus name!!! AKPORS angrily jump 4rm de back chair n confront de pastor. My own will be negative in jesus name, Amen! De pastor now ask Akpors y he's askn God to grant him his heart desire negatively, Akpors instead of answering his pastor, ask his pastor back.... If u re xpecting HIV result 2moro, wot will b ur prayer point?

Ene is d hotest name dat turns me on instantly...Ihotu,Ochanya are also lovely names dat I trip for...I dream to marry Ene or name ma ist daughter Ene

I still don't understand wch of d two muslims worships.God or Muhammed?what has insult or abuse of Muhammed to do with dia spiritual life?does dat stop dem from going to heaven to enjoy d seven virgins?

safarigirl: The ones I don't get are those who start with one name and then decide to have another, eg. Ikechukwu aka Killz, and Saucekid aka Sinzu, they should make up their minds, btw, Sinzu sounds like some kinda Shaolin warrior ish, or a name for a character on Tekken. What's up with Skales as a stage name? Does the dude have scales or is he good at scaling a fence? Brymo, Bracket, still don't understand those. Sound Sultan, Flavor, Eva, Blaize, Mo'Cheddah, Da GRIN...names with swag and sensible meaning.

kai...some of u don't reason at all..SOUND SULTAN(SULTAN is like chief/Lord/King/...d name is just like d king of sound wch is in line wit what he knws how to do better,or u wana say dat he doesn't sing well?)Reason well my frend..

kayswag100: ehen! What of 2FACE or is it 2FACES?
Does it mean he dodged english class @ high skool too? Or does he simply mean '...my name is spelt/pronounced in pidgin english'

or does he mean 'Two-Faces' as in Hypocite?

Or even Two Baba as in '...father of two'

only times wld tell when he'd unravel d real meaning of his name!

Let me just allow 'FACE' abi na 'FAZE' im call him self rest!

...at least 'Black Face' really has a BLACK FACE'''

2FACE is a 'pigin english' name and he has said bfor dat he can be gud at one time and bad at anoda time wch is just like he is dynamic...

redcliff: See house, let me tell you a fact. People that are in the same field, no matter how far apart ehy have gone later in d future, the still know and have known themselves back in the days. pictures of pastors, even military men, (the likes of obj,ibb,buhari together). Even comedian (maleke, I go die and others) snaping pictures together. But make I ask of, T.B joshua, who were his friends back in d days?

stop sounding like a kid.What are u tryin to insinuate?have u eva seen d catholic,methodist,anglican priests,bishops robing shoulders wit d pentecostals n d odas? Are de not all doing d work of God?T.B Joshua probabily is not their cliques,simple...don't try bringin out an inference from a wrong observation

PetroDolla: \\

bandwidth ko, bandwide ni. Even self to get electricty to power his puter na wahala. don't be surprised if he disappears from here because of say fuel don finish for im generator. yeye people. come back here and yarn with better Ghana pipple when you are able to produce common electricity for your impoverished,depraved and deluded citizens. I can imagine the whole country is now plunged into darkness as we speak. the few who can afford generators are inhaling fumes even as they sleep. why won't they come here and talk trash? prolonged exposure to generator fumes can do a lot of damage to the human brain, trust me

To have knw Naija so well,I strongly belive n knw dat ur in one gheto around ketu in Lagos..No mata how bad Naija is,Ghana mutlipy by 100 is stil not up to Nigeria..electricity ur talkin about,Nigeria supply Ghana,food,human resource,we supply u guys...ur fatther is a gate man in Papa Toyin' house in Lagos,ur mum is a sales girl abi woman in mama Iyabo' restaurant,ur a cleaner in Chukwudi' shop in Lagos.haven't we helped ur family enof to deserve kudos from u?ingrate wake up.....mtcheeeew

PetroDolla: Ghana, the true star of Africa, has brought nothing but glory,honour and respect to Mother Africa. The useless,shitty,nastiest, retard-ed, most phucked up shi-t hol-e country in the world called nigeria has brought nothing but shame,embarrassment and dishonour to this great continent. even Baba God is peeved and can't wait to send the garbage country into the dustbin where it belongs! Abeg make una play my music now. nigeria jagajaga, nigeria jagajaga, nigeria jagajaga. shameless bigots- you are supposed to hide your stupi-d heads in shame. tweaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. what is a nigerian good at, apart from crime?

Am vry sure ur a labourer some where around lagos..The day,Nigeria cease to have anytin in comon with Ghana is d begining of hunger in Ghana,ur economy is based on Nigeria.de movie industry wch led to what we re deliberating on now all depend on Nolly wood,if not for Nolly wood,I gaze Ghanians wud av been acting porn(Prince Osei,micheal majid,Yvonne Nelson and a lot of odas are all porn artist and de find it so dificut to hide it even wen actin d odinary home movies).Why do u guys wana bite mor dan u can chew?why tryin to bite d hands dat feeds u?for christ sake,why re u guys tryin to compare a small contry like Ghana wch is equivalent to Lagos to a big contri like Nigeria?could u pls tell us one tin dat ghaninians does beta dan Nigerians..

Only kpako brot up who lata tru d mercy of God find dia way to mid :Dway up always form like Yvone is doing...is she up to d top female celebs in Naija who are up n down d air ports in Naija..what's d hell wit Ghanians?de r all tryin to beef Naija,If Tonto Dike see her enn...she wud knw if she is learning to be crazy,den Naija got d crazy ones to slap her face..

far from dat,civilization is part of education.a civilized person knws dat certain tinz ought to be done in d right way...if u want to av 20 wifes,den u av to pay for dia pride price as customs/traditions demands,Not producing childrens ilegaly..

comradefery: ! Don't sound violent, even if you are a Sharia Apostle/BH, you can't do them nothing. Nonsense!

what's ur defination of violence?what's wrong with d above coment?de guy or gal has a point there..it' possible dats Peter' reason for not marrying her yet..On a more serious note..I see half literacy affecting most of this Naija celebrities expectially d musicians.The all have money to get a wife to settle wit,de neva do dat,keep impregnanting dsame woman all de time,is it dat they don't av d resource to marry de woman or de don't love dem enof?why pregnanting a woman more than once if u don't love her?..it' lack of education on dia part.Peter,2face n so many odas who got kids out of weddlock are all drop outs..Naeto C showed dat he is more civilised n educated,he legally n officialy took his gal to d altar

adamabdul: Why didn't the fg reply does ogoni fooollssss?I think they should have been replied instead of boko rams

I pity u,some of u can't even hide ur sentiment at all.d Ogoni ppl are seeking for a soverign state,dey didn't ask mr president to resign,if d hausas want an independent state,dey shud say it and u wu see what wud bcome of dem in less dan a month...mtcheeeew

kaytytty: i do nt blame d christians because their religion allows them to practice same sex marriage such as lesbianism and gay,it also gives right to prostitution,it also does nt support early marriage but it support casual sex well am nt suprised it was a religion introduced after a long reign of slavery so their souls re enslaved n yet they rejoice in immorality n still they claim they want to b like christ

.And nairaland had it last week dat comercial sex workers(ashewo)prostitutes complained dat dia business no longer boom cos of ramadam,meanin dat u n ur muslim brodas patronise dem most.Even if muhamed is oportuned to rise up again,I wu stil not join islam.cos I hate shielding blood

tlaret24: a woman with dignity cannot stup so low & bear kids 4 sm1 who s nt her legitimate husby.

crasps...u wish u cud hav a baby by him or ur sister or mother does...

toluxa1: Am with you on this!

tell us why ur with him on dis?if u knw u have cute ppl in ur generation kindly post dem let's compare with dose kids...so of u re so bad wit black mind dat u wud neva apreciate anytin...if ur a man,produce fine boys like dose boys let's see and if ur a woman,let's see what u have produced or what u wud produce...am sure ur one of dose ugly pp who hates fine ppl...ewu

antitpiah: Calling a spade a spade, there is nothing cute about those kids.

na wa for some of u on Nairaland oo...do u have eyes at all?comon see dat litu gal again and again,beauty is her name...dose boys re gona be handsome boys,dey aint luking bad,dey r cute n I wsh u can have a look of dia individual pics very well...don't be jealous ma frend

rman: The staff in Jos call center are not directly employed by MTN. Their jobs is outsourced. Mind you, the terms and conditions of service where clearly stated in their letters and they accepted it. So what are you talking about?

and every contract have a memorandum of understanding btween d principal partners,right?why did CNSSL refused to ansa d call by d plateau state house of assembly?yes..d terms of and conditions are subject to changes n d staff have decided to say no to d previous terms as obtained in oda places cos de do dsame job...some of u on nairaland re so sentimental..imagine ur sef in d shoe of d graduates sufering in d hand of a few individual called CNSSL

Pukkah: What has this got to do with the subject under discussion? By the way, do you want Jos-based employees to collect the same salary as their counterparts in Lagos and Abuja?

u lack knowledge about the isue on ground and some one is trying to let u knw and ur now asking him or her what has his or her to do wit d topic..kindly tell me why u tink jos call centa shudnt receive dsame treatment given to oda call centa staff...CCRs in Jos centa have been doing so well in terms of job performance.Jos call centa is filld up with highly intelligent graduates and de ve been ontop of dia game..so,why wunt dey recive dsame treatment wit oda call centas?if u don't knw abt d isue astake,kindly stop writing craps...

Pukkah: The state government is not being realistic. They should know that many businesses will pack out of the state because of insecurity problems. In addition, new ones won't come. As the insecurity continues, they should expect the trend to continue.

They should address the fundamental problem of insecurity of lives and properties in the state, which have continued unabated for years, rather than spend time attacking MTN.

.some of u just stay online and respond to threads negatively without having facts...MTN call centa has neva been in any security challenge since inception...The problem is with d company(CNSSL) managing d staff of MTN call centa..through out d period of security challenges in Jos,CCRs worked without any complain,de problem on ground is staff welfare and remuneration wch is very very poor compared to oda call centas in Nigeria..one man called Adebo Ajiga is d cause of all dis isues on ground..CNSSL is yet to tell Nigerians d trut about dia leaving Jos..
Very soon,EFCC,ICPC wud soon go after dat stupid company

stagger: I think you and others voicing the same opinion as you are, should have their heads examined.

A man has opted to drop the number of unemployed youths by giving them gainful employment. Yet some of you who have never paid a kobo to anyone as salary in your lives are talking babash.

What defines the kind of job a graduate should have in today's economy where a country like Spain whose banks can afford to loan Real Madrid money to buy Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka have seen unemployment rise to 25%?

There is dignity in labour, not in staying idle and I can tell you that there are many people who will take up that offer.

How much do banks pay HND holders? N15,000 the last I checked. I am very sure that a truck driver with Dangote will earn MUCH MORE than this. And there will be opportunities to get exposed to the intricacies of the haulage part of the cement business, which will come in very handy if that same individual will be able to buy a truck to start haulage biz later in life.

People should wake up and be realistic. I have met graduates who are bus conductors. I know a bus driver in PH who has only one leg, and rather than go begging like many people in his position, he has taken it upon himself to make himself useful to himself and his family.

You are all witnesses to the unbelievable Kleptomania going on in GEJ's regime. I know many government agencies where people siphon off millions of Naira in out of pocket expenses. Go to a typical government agency in Abuja and see how much is spent on purchase of rice during Christmas season.

Many of you commenting need to come and live and work in Abuja so you are exposed and see for yourself how money is stolen in this country on a daily basis. Some of you do not even know the story behind employment of coaches in NFF. Many of you do not even know how much contractors for some of these programs run by the Presidency collect. You probably do not even know how much money is spent on provision of snacks for meetings in government agencies.

This is money that can be used to provide employment for Nigerian youths. Now someone has taken it upon himself to provide employment for graduates. Some of these graduates you even defend cannot even write a sentence in correct English. I interview many of them in my business weekly.

You guys need to wake up. I for one do not like Dangote's monopolistic way of doing business, but I will salute him on this one.

.sory to tell u dis...u just lied,kindly mention one bank in Nigeria that pays NCE/OND 15000?not to talk of HND...u guys should be realistic for once...yes,he is trying in Job creation no doubt,but d isue is dis,why must HND/B.Sc,B.A,B.Eng be his criteria for d job?is it Marketing plus driving role?dia is no conection between University education with driving of trucks or being a bus conductor,cleaner,labourer or all de menial jobs u guys hav been mentioning...The trut is dis,giv honor to whom honor is due...are u guys saying that Nigeria graduates re all half baked?u guys always under rate our certificate n capability wch is very wrong...ist degree graduates from naija always go abroad n make gud results in masters n Phd programes,if they re not gud,dey can't do well outside...once again,am stil saying dat de vacancy caption is very wrong..better he says Vacancy"truck driver needed,qualification,minimum of O' level cert. Den grauates who re in need of Job n can do it,wud den apply...

Goshen360: See pride in the hearts of some so called "graduates". Which kind book una don read wey another person never read before?I don't mean insult anyway. If you can apply for the job and be employed, why don't you take it for now UNTIL YOU GET A BETTER OFFER TO A BETTER POSITION/FUTURE. A clear picture of pride and despising the days of little beginning. You can even get the job just to save/build capital to start your own business. It doesn't diminish anything from you neither does it subtract anything from your future. As some graduates dey do yanga, some graduates don apply same job chap-chap.

This is far from pride isue...why must he use HND/B.Sc.as de qualification?it is obvious n glaring he is looking down on Nigeria gaduates....yes,I agree that a grafuate can start from any where but he shudnt av make de requirement for odinary driving a degree or HND...tink twice ma frend,after four or five years in d university n some body tells u that driving is all u can fit for,wud u be happy?

Well,Mr poster is not far from d trut.I tink u shud av said d far northerners,cos many south south, south west n south east always classify Benue,Nasarawa n Plateau as north.Benue,Nasarawa n Plateau ppl can be rated among d most educationaly inclined in Nigeria..The problem wit d far North is their leaders..dey don't encourage education at all,de highest dia leaders can do is to push dem into army,police n for dose who can't join de uniform me,dey buy bike for dem for okada.Majority of dem don't belive education is a necesity,only dos from gud background see it as a chalenge to be educated.

You are so much on point...Though not all gals like u said..The decent,unselfish,well cultured,well brought up and disciplined ones neva ask for their TP,even when u offer to pay their TP,de always reject it,except u de guy insist the collect it...Most of de gals dat always ask for TP are de selfish n dos who feel u shud pay for deir service expecialy if there was sex prior her going back,wch I beliv is more of prostitution....Ladies! Where are ur egos wen it comes to money isues?

cowgurl: All those false hopes and covering up, what for? I laugh in deceit.
Then when she starts to fall for you (which happens in most cases), you begin to wonder what you did wrong.
It's best you listen to them empathically (when they do come pouring their hearts out) and then tell him/her to go sort themselves out with their partner without any form of subjectivity cos you might be sending the wrong signals.

nice point there,u just reminded me of an incidence with a close friend' gal friend.they were always aving isues,and being their midle person,I was always resolving their isues.there was dis particular ocassion dat I was trying to defend ma guy,while I was talking,de gal turned def ear,she plainly told me dat all she wants den was a sincere guy like me....What am i driving at?there is a need for dat boundary,cos ladies re too emotional,litu tinz can trip dem,so it' always bera not to share everytin abt ur affairs wit ur gal/guy wit ur frens.yes,a problem shared is half solved n at dsame time,a problem shared is also doubled

O.D.B.:
No NYSC posting means no Teachers in their rundown schools.

The north is killing itself daily by not coming outright to flush these bokos out.

God bless u bro..u sabi somti...education wud keep going down in the North cos de only tin de do is to join d army to kill inocent Nigerians in d name of peace keeping...recently,Sokoto has been identified with iliterate teachers,now dia Boko harams is already treatning corpse members who go dia to at least help in building dia schools....de only tin in d mind of every northen graduates is politics/military..

Akiika: You all can make all the noise you like, but President Obama made his assessment based on facts, not on some stupid religious or ethnic sentiments you guys use day in day out. Seriously, it's a shame that bling bling pastor Oritsajafor will be making stupid unguarded statements like that. Let your dumb clueless president deal with the "so-called terrorism", the terrorism that only started when a weak southerner became president. So you expect US to deploy troop in the North? no way!...If people have jobs, they will not be lured with money by politicians to wreck havoc on defenseless people.

u failed on dat point..how many times have the boko boys attacked an asembly of d useless politicians in de contri?by killing inocent Naijas wudnt give anybody Job nor food...I tink some of us are stil not reasoning wit senator David Mark...if all jobless Naijas take to d street with arms who wud be left to be given d gud Job?

Nice one there...I tink we wud love to hear dem togeda again.

achi4u: yes o.let them finish themselvies o.

.don't forget that ur brodas n sisters are also living in the areas we re talking about..d igbos re wide spread like d hausas in dis country..so don't tink dose killed are on beroms,igbos re all ova plateau villages...why dat stupid coment?do u tink an ibo man is save in d north?dis is a national chalenge n ur here making a silly coment...grow up guys

Am not a girl,but stil wana advice u..u just av to stop pressing her much..if u realy like her,let her be for a while,let her see u with oda girls,she wu see dat oda gals like u n she wu start giving u attention,cos gals like competition,let it not be dat she is d only girl dat u av d corage to ask out or intend to ask out..let her get jealous.mean while ur study shud be ur priority in school