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centje: oh dude c'mon,drop that black man stuff. If this happened in nigeria for instance you would be among critics cursing nigeria.

don't mind dat tin,dats how de wu be forming oyibo cos either de r in UK or US and sufers racism dia.

Mata Hazard oxcar (MAZACAR) chelsea weapon 4 mass destruction

jhydebaba: To enhance the training of more boko haram No problem.

true talk

Front page pls

This is to inform the general public that online application for admission into the 65th Regular Course of the Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna is available for sale from 7th November 2012 to 28th February 2013 .

Admission into NDA is open to both MALE and FEMALE Nigerians. Upon purchase of Access or PIN Codes, prospective candidates should follow the link on the NDA Official Website or log on to the Application Portal and complete the online application form.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Interested candidates are advised to purchase access or PIN codes from any of the branches or cash offices of Zenith Bank Plc nationwide, at the cost of ₦2,500.00 only, excluding bank charges of ₦500.00 for an online application. Applicants applying for admission into NDA MUST also apply to the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board and carefully select Nigerian Defence Academy as their First Choice of university. Such applicants are expected to sit sit for the Universal Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME).

SUBMISSION OF APPLICATION
Applications should be submitted online. On completion of the online application, candidates are to download an Acknowledgement Form. Upon release of the JAMB results, candidates should return to the applications portal and download their Examination Admission Card . Only candidates who make the JAMB national cut-off marks will have access to print out the Examination Admission Card.

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
The requirements for various undergraduate degree programmes are as detailed in the NDA website / applications portal, as well as in the JAMB Brochure and website. All other information concerning degree courses, eligibility and examination centres are as contained in the NDA website / applications portal.
Nigerian Defence Academy.

EXAMINATION CONDITIONS
Only candidates who meet the JAMB national cut-off mark will be eligible to sit for the examination at the Examination Centre of choice.

EXAMINATION DATE AND REQUIREMENTS
The examination will be conducted as a Selection Examination (similar to Post–UTME examination), and is scheduled to hold on Saturday 18 May 2013 . Therefore, all eligible candidates are to please bring along their Acknowledgement Form , JAMB result slip , Examination Admission Card and TWO (2) postcard size (3.5 x 5 inches) photographs to the Examination Centre on the examination date. The photographs should show only from the chest upwards and should contain candidate’s Name, State, Centre and Signature at the back. Only successful candidates at the NDA Selection Exams will subsequently be invited for the Armed Forces Selection Board following which the list of admitted candidates will be published.

NATURE AND DURATION OF TRAINING
Admitted candidates into NDA for the Regular Course will undergo military and academic training as Officer Cadets for a duration of 5 years. On successful completion of training, graduands will earn a university first degree (BSc, BEng, BA) and a commission into the ArmedForces of Nigeria. Nigerian Defence Academy.

ADMINISTRATION
Regular Course cadets will train at NDA Permanent Site, Kaduna. Cadets will be kitted, accommodated and fed at Federal Government expense throughout the duration of training. Officer cadets will also receive a monthly allowance for general upkeep.

REFERENCE MATERIALS
In response to request from candidates for reference materials, the Academy has offered a Compendium of Past Questions & Answers at a cost of ₦3,000.00 only. This can be purchased from the Registry Department, NDA Kaduna or from designated Zenith Bank branches.

Good luck to applicants.

#team illuminaty#

ije'(owo.ego,kudi)a.k.a Money

optimist D: so this free credit and the low call rate dey pain una now abi? where were you guys when they were charging us exuabitant rate?

U sounds like u didn't read d thread or ur not using GSM.The woman is vry corect,de shud give us quality service not all dis #100 or 3MB promo.Recently MTN started one in wch u gets 500 or 600 bonus for spending #100 or #120,my personal observation is dat,each time dey givs me d bonus,my calls wu start droping n displaying error in network connection til d folowing day n starts again once I recive d bonus.Is it not beta I makes call at will dan recives bonus n can't call wen I want?Now etisalat has started one of *156*1*pin#,since monrning,I ve been tryin to give it a trial n it's not loading,I gaze de wunt allow me to enjoy my calls once it works out.Quality ist not quantity..

The problem of Nigeria is the so called three major ethnic group(Hausa/fulani,Igbo and Yoruba).Reading coments on politics on nairaland,u wu agree wit me dat sectionalism has been a major chalenge.Hausas feels ruling is dia birth right,d yorubas feel de re d educated elite n ought to be ontop,d igbos feels de re wise n nid to be ontop,de result of all dis,is constant political instability.Until d isue of d three major ethnic groups is flushed out we wu neva enjoy dis contri.Nigeria is one,so we all shud be looked as equal ppl n have equal chance of rulling,there shudnt be anytin like d minority or so.The problem of boko haram n all d crises in d north since is cos GEJ is seen as a minority who's not suppose to rule as an average northner belief.Enof is enof for d 3 major ethnic nonsense,if Nigeria must be one,den all men are equal n nid equal chance for evrytin.

OkwaIfugo: Mtchew. He didn't deliver for Nigeria and Nigeria didn't treat him well.
Its 1:1.

do u watch football at all?what made him win AIT Naija footballer of d year twice?stop sounding odd cos odas sounds odd...

[quote author=Odinaka00]They might beat man utd tonight considering tha fact Ŧħåϯ our key playerz wil not play tonight[/quote And Chelsea' key players(J.T,Lampard,Ivanovic,Hazard) are all playing right?

afam4eva: That's why it's a movie. It's make belief. It's better not to show those scenes at all than to do a terrible job.

well,I tink it wu be beta dey skip d sex scene as u sugest,cos Nollywood movies re mostly enjoyed by families watchin d movie togeda.Imagine when a sex scene is in dislpay n d actor n actress are both unclad while mumy,dady,kids of age 5,7,10 are togeda watching d movie.what message wud be passed to d kids?

afam4eva: I don't know if they think Nigerians don't know what sexx looks like. How can two fully clothed adults be rolling on the bed in the name of having sexx.

so dey shud start doing it raw like Ghanians n d westerners?..I tink dat' not on point cos we stil maintain litle level of decency..

Security as used by plenty of d female above is money..what's security?with a fat bank account n lavishin it on dm de re well secured wit u.If dia is one lady who doesn't like money,den she probably doesn't exist..

Hypocrite

all4naija: I don't really understand what you are trying to pass across. It's clear Convenant University could be better. Harvard university upgrade the education system and standard every now and then.

Please, spare me this over-exaggeration of the CU standard. I don't think it is in the first 1000 best universities of the world.

nice point there.I must say dis even dou I don't pay tithe or offering in his church o..if he has d money to build 7 standard universities,why can't he build just one sub-standard to help d less priviledge?at least he shud help d poor with one afordable university like our state university and we wu den aplaude him.Is his mission n vision for d educational sector for only d high class?kai...apostolic work is no longer like during Apostle Paul n d rest oo...

9ja I hail thee

I'm proud 2 be a player, atleast no girl go form efizzy 4 me

Gorilla unit: Good job Maku and the tour team, am really impressed. How come some people just view this topic and leave. Is it that they hate good things or can't read English? Am just asking ooo

U have said it,I tink all som ppl want to hear abt d govt is criticism.Wen d govt does bad dey complain,wen dey do gud even dou it' d responsibility of de govt to do gud,at least an aplause wudnt stop de govt to continue wot it has started.Any way kudos to Govnor Jang,d sight of J.D.Gomwalk road to Zaria road gives me joy.Thumbs up GEJ n co...

if racists re to be fished out in Nigeria,I tink 98% wud be goten from Nairaland.I have gone tru all d coments on dis tread.Some of u can't just xpress ur opinion witout insultin ppl.pls,kindly learn to type witout insults..haba

Bfor dey don't lose but now with GEJ as d president,one can giv d electoral body 70% cos only in his administration,incumbent leaders are losing cos elections re done partialy free n fair.so,can I hear sombdy say 3 gbosa to GEJ on dat note..

floriana: He looks like Tonto Dikeh

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semid4lyfe: I hate to say this but it seems Obama will be a one-term President

true talk!!!

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Okay! Ram get holy one abi.

Funny.[/quote]Holy rams re imported from meca

Super1759: this thread just reminded me one church I went for my guy's tnksgiving.
Here is their style....(One church in ph)
As you are entering the church, you give offering at the door.
Then after praise and worship, you give "thanksgiving offering"
After that,it will be testimony time. As your friend is going,we have to follow suit and give offering as well.
Then we will now giving offering for "the word"
After the word, we give the general offering
After that we give "needy offering"
At this point, my money don finish,en remain my transport money. I turned to borrow from my colleague, his own was worse, his wallet was having 100naira
So at this point, its my guy's turn for thanksgiving, we gats do as before, join his queue and ofcourse MUST drop offering.
After this one,I stepped out to go, it wasn't funny. In my curosity,I called an usher to asked, he said they still have bible offering,blessing offering and closing offering. At this point,I left.no be small thing

wud u eva honor an invitation to dat same church any oda day?

And how does dis afects d price of beans?

1.The guys went for celebration.2.They drove into a shop.3.An arguement ensued btwn dm n d shop owner.4.within a short period,unknown gunmen arived n shot dm.The shop owner can't take their lives cos of his damaged shop na..I smell anoda cult activity,d killers must av folowed dm from where dey went to celebrate ..pls,spare d shop owner

bin gbagbo: compare this
1.KWARASEY
2.JOHN PAINTSIL
3.HARRISON AFFUL
4.JOHN BOYE
5. JOHN MENSAH
6.ANTHONY ANNAN
7.CHRISTIAN ATSU
8.KWADWO ASAMOAH
9.ASAMOAH GYAN
10.ANDRE DEDE AYEW
11. SULLEY ALI MUNTARI

THIS IS THE KILLER SQUAD

Ghana is just like England in terms of media noise in promoting dia players n end up disapointed at d end of every major tournament.Stop decieving ursef,Ghana wu neva enjoy any tournament like d last world cup for some time....

emmysenior: Ha ha ha!!! Are these peoples knowing english ; :DDmore than me? Btw, @op! Are you among of my mind? You putting wetin I wan posting after b4.

this is Nairalandwood gramatical error