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akorlade: you need to see TB joshua for deliverance, you are under the influence of wicked spirit.

hahahaha,i laugh...you sound 2 spiritual

I tire 4 dis kin Ashawo thread o

Iceblock and Oil

I hope my chatting with Bill gate daughter on facebook is not in vain o

Make dey fast o,because we need uninterrupted power supply(ups) o,cos i dor tire 4 all dis i beta pass my neighbour generator sound 4 my area o.

If dey pay tax sef we nor go benefit,so make dem lockup or make dem do am say d more we use fb & twitter,our bank acct go dey pile up

I cover my MB with d blood of jesus

Lil princey: Even if he comes he doesn't make any difference. Team GEJ until sir alex coaches chelsea.

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See hw time flys,nor be jst how many months ago ni timaya bring dis girl com dis earth na wah o...Hbd Emmanuella,make me sef do drop 1 o b4 day break #LEGO

Funny Name

After a long stressful day of work i should come nd help her carry baby @ night so dat i go sleep 4 office 2moro abi...?No problem na we 2 do am sha,i go try

[quote][/quote][b][/b]dis samsung Galaxy note na how many pages he get? and na how many leaves pls? I need 2 get 1 for my kid

No wonder i dey call my girlfrnd dey tell me not reachable

Funny update on facebook
1.To hair is human to forgive is design
2.I hate guys with low selves of steam.
3.You are a blessing to your generator.
4.I am a soccer for guys with six park.
5.My bb charger is no longer walking
6.Anybody who supports the killing is a carnival.
7.Be magnified oh lord,you are highly exhausted.
8.Thank you lord 4 a brown new day
9.Lemember me o'rod,lemember me in your kingdom
10.How can you be looking me eye bulb to eye bulb.
Add yours please

Dis oshomole coat sha na only 4 okrika you go 4 c am o...

ogusbaba1: buh dem no recognize u for there na

if you shift d picture 1kin na me dey near 2baba.Doz guys dey loyal 4 me o,dem dey give me my maximum steady

ogusbaba1: lols,,,, where was the pic taken? oooooo

see waec question o,we snap am 4 where all of us sit down so nah

Why is my face not showing on dat pic? i was dere with them

Is Uduaghan a rapper? Maybe dey re planning 2 do a collabo...Ogusbaba is a good singer sha with is cricket voice

I think d government should provide gun for each northern christian above 18yrs

lrguru: OP u tried, but most of them seems repeated. So how does one know if ur lady is expectin ur call at night? Does that mean we should be callin every night? The last time i checked, that was been obsessed or chokin someone and that might even make the other partner drift away.

Some of ur points here might be interpreted by some ladies as been dominating, while most of the others is pure obsession.

U do not expect me to play pillow fight with one chick when i'm supposed to be fvckin, and come to think of it, i'm way too big for that.

Those points are ok, but mehn, i aint gat time for all that shiiiiit, but i'm glad i do 1 in all the 150 and that to me is fair enough.

9ice comment,but man shall not live by fvck alone...Dat pillow fiqht can lead 2 many tins o,so its very necessary.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Does the OP expect anyone to read that load of ****?[/quote]if u dont like it jst sharapppp and bounce out

[quote author=oko-oloyun]Op before i comment;
Where is d source of your story?
Did you type this with your phone?[/quote]I read it from a book,so i decided to type it with my system

The 150 Rule of gentleman
1 - Run with her on the beach.
2 - Give her your sweater when
she’s cold
3 - Never talk about other girls
infront of her.
4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
5 - Comfort her when she’s
scared.
6 - Watch the sunset with her.
7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a
bedtime story.
8 - If you get in a fight with her
and she starts crying, just stop
and hold her.
9 - Never force her to do anything.
10 - Call her beautiful, especially
when she least expects it.
11 - Never let her walk home
alone.
12 - Play with her hair when she’s
laying on your chest.
13 - Always make the first move.
14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find
out.
15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
16 - Sing to her no matter how
terrible your voice is. ..she’ll like it.
17 - When she’s fighting with
someone, defend her even when
you don’t think she’s right.
18 - Accept her for who she is.
19 - Call her beautiful instead of
hot nor sexy.
20 - Don’t let go first during a
hug.
21 - Tell her if she has something
in her hair.
22 - Tell her you love her before
she sleeps every night.
23 - Never go through her
messages.
24 - Making her look bad infront
of your friends will make you look
bad, too.
25 - Always have her back.
26 - Kiss her in the rain.
27 - Leave her voice messages to
wake up to.
28 - Stay on the call with her even
if she fell asleep.
29 - Let her fall asleep in your
arms.
30 - Give her piggyback rides.
31 - Call her babe.
32 - Apologize when you’re
wrong.
33 - Always open the door for her.
34 - b00bs or butts doesn’t
matter.
35 - Notice the little things.
36 - Give her flowers.
37 - Good hygiene is a must.
38 - Be confident.
39 - Don’t swear.
40 - Carry things for her.
41 - Always be the stronger one.
42 - Pay for dinner.
Hold her chair.
44 - Be a good listener.
45 - Don’t brag.
46 - Compliment her.
47 - Don’t use her.
48 - Respect her.
49 - Perform random acts of
kindness.
50 - Never take her for granted.
51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
52 - Hang out with her friends
too, not just yours.
53 - Do whatever it takes to make
her happy
54 - She’s more important than
video games.
55 - Don’t make a promise if
you’re going to break it.
56 - If she slaps you, you probably
deserved it.
57 - She should have three things
from you; your sweatshirt, a
stuffed animal and a really pretty
ring.
58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just
in a joking way
59 - If they complain that
something hurts, rub it for them
without being asked.
60 - Forget her birthday once and
you’re screwed.
61 - Hug her from the back. 62 -
Never insult her, even if you’re
joking around.
63 - Never miss a date.
64 - Try your best to get her
something on your vacation. (it
doesn’t have to be expensive, as
long as it’s from the heart)
65 - Wear that knitted sweater
that she mad for you. (it will mean
the world to her)
66 - Never ask her to buy you
things.
67 - If you love her, show her, not
your friends.
68 - Don’t get upset if she wants
to watch chick flicks. (you might
even like it)
69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect
her.
70 - Reply her texts.
71 - Never ask a girl out because
of a dare.
72 - Never be late for a date.
73 - Unexpected surprises
74 - When both of you are in a
fight, take the blame even if she’s
wrong.
75 - Listen to what she has to say.
76 - If you know she loves you,
don’t play with her emotions and
take advantage of it.
77 - When she refuses to talk to
you because you did something
to upset her,insist and make up
for it.
78 - Make her feel like a princess.
79 - Shift to the dangerous side
when crossing the street.
80 - When she drops something,
stop whatever you’re doing to
help her.
81 - Never let her down of blow
her off.
82 - Treat her like your best
friend.
83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
84 - Love her when she least
deserves it — that’s when she
needs it the most.
85 - Tell her your stories and
feelings too. She wants to hear
them. Promise.
86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare
her feelings, she’d rather know
the truth now rather than finding
out later.
87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way
of saying “hug me”.
88 - Believe her and believe in her.
89 - Always listen to what she has
to say.
90 - Good grammar is sexy. 91 -
Look her in the eyes.
92 - Let her rest her head on your
shoulder.
93 - Take the initiative to go and
talk to her.
94 - Have pillow fights with her.
95 - Never talk bad behind her
back.
96 - Never be a jerk to her infront
of her friends.
97 - Never go to parties or hang
out with other girls without her.
98 - Never make excuses.
99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re
mad. (you will screw something
up)
100 - Don’t try to keep anything
from her.
101 - Slip sweet notes in her
locker. (they will make her day)
102 - Never let a day pass without
saying ‘I love you’ to her.
103 - Always protect her from any
kind of harm.
104 - Never give her a reason to
think that she’s the man in the
relationship.
105 - Grand gestures.
106 - Kiss her under the stars.
107 - Love her unconditionally .
108 - Make her an album of the
songs that reminds you of her.
109 - Never lead her on if you
know nothing’s going to happen.
110 - Never answer “Does this
make me look fat?” question. (it’s
a trick)
111 - If you love her, never let her
slip away.
112 - Your warmth soothes her
heart.
113 - When going out, don’t ask
her what she wants to do, take
charge and decide.
114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes,
even if they aren’t funny. 115 - If
you don’t have time for her, make
time for her.
116 - Always be available for her.
117 - If you love her, tell her
before it’s too late.
118 - Never forget an anniversary
119 - When you’re around her,
always make her feel like you’re
her first and last.
120 - It’s the little compliments
that means alot to her.
121 - Show her off infront of your
or her friends.
122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
123 - Never accuse her.
124 - Do it because you want to,
not because you want something
back in return.
125 - Actions speak louder than
words.
126 - Have those I-love-you-more
-figh ts. (she thinks it’s cute)
127 - Don’t say whatever when
you are arguing. (it’ll make her
more mad)
128 - Never blame her for your
mistakes.
129 - She loves that cute smirk.
Promise.
130 - A gentleman is one who
never hurts anyone’s feelings
unintentionally .
131 - No more bro’s before ho’s.
Well respected women, before
bro’s.
132 - Don’t go anywhere without
kissing her goodbye.
133 - Hold the door for every girl,
attractive or not.
134 - Try to write a song for her,
even if you’re not musically
inclined. (she’ll love it no matter
what)
135 - Text her good morning to
have her day start with a smile.
136 - She comes first. Always.
137 - Never let her forget how
much she means to you.
138 - Never let her fall asleep
waiting for your call.
139 - Her “nothing” is always
something.
140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t
understand. Ever. Chances are she
does.
141 - Forehead kisses.
142 - Have a day for just you and
her, she loves the one on one
time.
143 - Have tickle fights with her
(but let her win)
144 - Dance with her even when
there’s no music on.
145 - Stay up, even if you are tired
to talk or chat with her
146 - Never give her a reason to
doubt your feelings for her. 147 -
Never reject her kisses or hugs.
148 - Don’t text or call her just
because you’re bored.
149 - Kiss her spontaneously in
the middle of her sentence
150 - Love her for who she is, not
for who you want her to be

I go wait 4 soundcity(FRESH)

I use to tink dat any qirl dat is lukinq at me is likinq me...I jst break rule number 21 pls seun dnt ban me o

Buy her d latest version of private jet

What is ur current ringtone? Mine is
Tinko ko by Plus 1 ft Reminisce,Dagrin and Seriki and for my other phone is Harrysong ft Olamide-am in luv remix
Add urs pls

Why he be say any GEJ thread dey make frontpage? GEJ haters eat a DICKK