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50calibre: This is weird because the standard of living in UK prisons is very high. You go to classes, gym, play games, get to go home once in a while, get conjugal visits from you partner and would get separated from other prisoners at the slightest complain of danger.

sharapppppp and stop talking lik somebody dat live in a face me i face you house

Anqry mode...continue drinkinq my palm wine,hw cn a 2011 make frontpaqe 2013.And same people qo complain say d country nor dey move forward...Smh

Pilot pls fine somewhr 2 park dis plane,am no more qoinq 2 canada...Wtf

Is dis small boy a male virqin?

Another vampire in the makinq

Banky w is stinqy o,people re lookinq 4 head but see wat he is carryinq **HEAD BANK**

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

dis joke dry pass desert...Started well sha

Another Black Lies...

tonididdy: how far?
your mumcy open store?
i be wan buy GARRI OH !!

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D kinqdom of God sufferet violence in d days of John d baptist and d violent take it by force

All dis kpomo men dem

#Aforonjetis

Kelvin677: are u tlkin abt d bba dat wl b tkin plc in ur drm drm on boy dnt evn tink of wakin up cos ur nt nided in real lyf

sharap yhu enemy of proqress

Am qonna use dis oportunity to date TONTO DIKE cos am also 1 of d non celebrity housemate...Vote 4 me #teambryancrox

Chanchit: If you like carry 0 class for my church, shishi u no go see. After them pray/skabash for ur head finish, na to wait make u bring money remain.

Your church must be a wooden church,RIGHT?

Wetin cor brinq dis nonsense come frontpaqe nah,if she dance kukere wetin una cor want us to do?Make we dance am too...Waiter please qive me 1 white wine with ice 2 cool myself dis afternoon

Dont forget to pee b4 sleeping...Goodniqht

Eyaa dis fine boy dor die...R.I.P.But hu is he?

I just want to be successful,triping for dis celebraties...Thumbs up

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Chibuzor: Will u marry me?

Nkechi: ohhh yes yes yes yes.. tears..

Few months later

Chibuzor: nkechi am going for a business trip in abuja for 3 days

Nkechi: Business what? are u normal? do u have brain at all? u must be joking or insane

Chibuzor: ewooooooo.... chaiiii, na devil i proposed to oooo chineke...

Chibuzor family: Kick her out she's evil[/quote]VERY DRY

2day marks d birthday of David Mark,may God add more rank to your bank account...B4 you fit use 47m tk buy ride 4 2face ni be say ur birthday cake na 30million...HBD

splashbaby: Haba 9ce,Bracket,Durrela,Dr Sid and Duncan Mighty still dey near the game. Even weird Mc, Ade Bantu and Seun wey never sing any song of his own never finish..Jay rul, Rambo, Sunny Nneji, Eddie Remedy, Idris Abdulkarim, Lt. Shot gun and this fat coded tune Yoruba rapper are in the same league of studio owners after a dimming career.

true talk

Which of naija artistes do you think should quit music? My lists are
1.9ice,dis guy to me is no more relivant in d 9ja music industry since d release of 3310
2.Durella,dis bros should quit music and go and do something else.
3.Duncan Mighty,i use to enjoy duncan mighty's music but since d release of his latest album i notice dis guy dont want to change his style,he is stil coming up with same old beats
4.Tonto Dike,dis babe has not yet started but she should quit music and face her calling
5.Bracket should quit music and use d money dey have made to invest on real estate or go into oil and gas
6.Mo cheddah,dis babe should quit music to face her studies and wait till graduation to look for a good job
7.Dr sid...
want do you think guys? add yours,no odd feelings

Patient Jonathan 2 like 2 dey travel.

HBD Karen but stop lyinq like a footballer...cos i know say u dor reach 39.

Wtf so dis babe is qettinq married? I use to have crush on her,1st Ini edo na Nse,Wat am i qoinq to do about dis?...No more crush

Why only NAdia cor fine,abi dey use d other wans wash d mama belle?

He be like say dey wan to tel us anoda story aqain oo **2face voice**

5alive: i qoute d whole post to get attention, pls ignore me

if big person you do dis nonsense,wetin you cor want make small pikin do?

Dis igbo is now workinq on Enyeama senses,God should help him b4 he turn to 2 Majek fashek nd Hanks Anuku o...No wonder he lips dey black