kay29000:
I remember one fine innocent lookin girl i was working on dating back in the day...she was kinda doing shakara, but i didn't know she was already falling for me.

So, one day i invited her for a party in my house (my bro had a small birthday get together), and after most of the guests had left, i was playing with one of my female friends (a friend of the house), and then when i went back to my room to talk to my girl, she looked so vexed. She had had a little alcohol during the party and her true nature came out. She asked me who the girl i was playing with was and then started raising her voice and telling me she could get violent...when i laughed it off, she started scartering things in the room, and then she charged at me. I grabbed her and petted her.

After i got her out of the house that day with no more drama, i started ploting the peaceful resolution of that relationship. Before the girl will get angry one night and stab me in my sleep.

Most of the time such girls at one time have been in decietful relationships and then take out all the frustration on the next guy .That's why I'll never settle for a Lady with so much garbage.

I thank God for perfect health, provision, journey mercies and preserving me and my family.

He has said nothing.

For somebody to be helping to cure your konji during a research is it a bad thing again

On a more serious note.These so called Nigerian academicians are naturally "stanced" against students like its a war thingy not minding what they can learn from students themselves.

The citizens are harassed everyday if not by siren blaring military men in traffic, they are been manhandled by angry looking army Privates for the flimsiest of reasons. In saner climes military guys are just cool to be around but here dem be demigod.Now they want to inject the same pple they have harassed in the past and still do with vaccines .Who does dat?

Work on your image !!! You guys are living in a world of yours.
Nigerians don't like you guys.

And Who will pay Insensitive pricks! I really pity the incoming generation cos dem no allow our generation take charge. We have been busy on Social media leaving critical decisions about our future in the hands of power drunk old men!

And he looks this wretched with no peace of mind and currently incarcerated...money is not everything.

Jesus loves you.

perdollar:
deep u

lol...you must be troublesome.

perdollar:
marry her nau

Shallow u.

awwww.....she looks lovely.

enugu419:


The most uneducated gibberish I've read in a while.

it made so much sense to me tho.

HungerBAD:
Sad.

In the land of illiterates, any rumour is considered the truth. Especially when the password" Buhari" is added to such rumour.

I am still wondering who started these rumour?what a lot of people don't know, is that there are more Medical Doctors and Nurses in the Military than even the Ministry of Health,and that is why it is laughable and almost comical when I hear the question ARE THE MILITARY trained to give vaccination?

The hate for the President by a sector of the Country will never make them see good in anything this Government does.

Nobody is vaccinating anybody with any bad substance.

The question is how does an average man on the streets perceive the military ? A friendly person or Someone that sees other people as 'bloody civilians' .
With the very unprofessional manner they conduct themselves across the nation, be it North East (extra judicial killings) ,Harassment of people wearing camouflage in the South East etc. Python dance,Crocodile smile all kinds of funny operations where they harass young men on the streets with odd hairstyles and tattoo.
My point is the people don't see the Nigeria military as friendly pple irrespective of the region.

Buharis govt. is not good for the unity of this country. He's not even making efforts to unite the country. Where are those SM guys that sold Buhari to us.

The estate should be sold and proceeds should be used to develop present day Congo. Period!

Sister nobody is interested ...we have just recovered from Tonto and Churchill.

Wow...this man is the living the life! see cars abeg.He's indeed a petrol head.Everyone's got passion for somethings.

Hope it has the latest API rating. Naija plants Giving us SJ when the world uses SN....Have you asked yourself why before long cars in Naija Begin to smoke.With sludge built up in the engine.

omocalabar:
Why sugar-coat the news??......we all know what killed the fellow embezzler.........I hope the olosho made away with all his belonging before they discover his rotten corpse...

Na wa o.How e dey do you na Somebody died!!

Eldinot4:

If u dnt have your BVN linked to that account like me, you can just allow them and quietly fill a new form with ur correct details and a diff phone no. Nd email.

Wished I had known this earlier. I would have saved myself all the stress.Thanks much tho.

Eldinot4:
GTB customer care is the worst i've ever seen, i regret ever opening a gtb account.
Due to bad experience i allowed my account dormant, they disturbed me with their useless mails i decided to reactivate my account can you imagine i entered the banking hall more than 3 times just because i wanted to reactivate my account, change the signature and uprade the account to tier 3.
They kept giving excuses everyday after joing a long queue waiting for customer care.worst of all they are so arrogant unless u look like someone with millions in their bank.

Diamond bank customer care gives me joy everyday. So so friend in all the branches ive entered, its just part of them

Wow! exactly my experience.They even made it seem like they were doing me a favour. I had to almost create a scene in the banking hall before the silly guys answered me.

misplaced priority

I'm not someone to get angry in a banking hall and almost create a scene but I was pushed to wall by the non-challant attitude and Unprofessional act of GTB BANK customer care staffs at Akin Adesola. To think this was their head office and I hoped to get the best service .
Over time, I have come to the realisation that you only get treated well in Nigerian banks only when you are perceived to be a person of "High net worth" or can blow fake "British English".
I opened an account with GTB few years ago with my name wrongly spelt (Which was no fault of mine)...fast forward to July this year, I was opportuned to be admitted into a govt. Sponsored program in collaboration with a private firm. This private firm insisted my stipend must be paid into a GTB account.I asked them to close the old account as my name was wrongly spelt,They declined my request and insisted I correct the error in the old acct..
To cut the long story short,I had to go the bank five (5) times as I filled forms that was probably thrown into a thrash can,Went 3 months without getting paid (As the firm insisted on paying throug GTB),I was spoken rudely to as one AHMED guy who told me " I don't know this person" like he needed to know me before I get a simple service of correcting a name that was wrongly spelt by them!.Till I was eventually attended to by one SHOGO who seemed to know how to go about the process. It is high time these banks begin to pay we "common" citizens some respect rather than aid Public office holders and Private guys alike in their looting and launderinf of money.
GTB needs to re-train their staffs on how to handle some not so common issues and most importantly MANNERS so that they don't put people in difficult situations. Pardon my grammar and typo.#Peace

lalasticlala pls move to FP.

Very silly silly caption. "Escapes" singlehood in other words,being single is not a good thing.That is how societal pressure will push people to marry wrong.

Silly bank and their rude customer care personnel ...even the ones at their head office at Akin Adesola are no different. They will tell you three (3) working days to get small stuff done but they just throw your file somewhere so long as they perceive you are not a "high net worth" individual .Hypocrites!

I thought Henry chibueze aka vampire was killed. I am not understanding.

The cost of governance is way too much! These guys are not even ready make sacrifices.

I'll eat it as long as its edible and tastes nice.Have you ever thought of how ugly Gbegiri and ewedu looks? or some other Naija food.
I'll definitely give all of em dishes a try.

teaandteea:


if you enjoy driving, I'll advice you to go for Honda EOD..
I have both cars for sale.. i run a car dealership here in Ibadan.. you can contact me when you need one..right now I have tokunbo Honda EOD 2007 for sale 08125193014

Can I get a Toyota Picnic in Good shape as I need it for transport biz.My budget is 650k ??

Fidelismaria:
mtcheeew

so Fulani too dey drive car

me be tink they all just a bunch of terrorists

See what hate I doing to you.BTW I'm not even Hausa or Fulani but your comment is so wrong.

Patronise registered independent workshops so you can sue if need be ehehen...dem say na roadside.That's what you get when u look for cheap labour.