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Why is this one whinnying. Who collect him bread?

Where is the 'before' picture again?

In the scheme of things, Bayo is very important.

The preside knows that Nigerians are eager to see him, and of course, he knows that his coming ou for the Jumat prayers presented the best opportunity for Bayo to project his image to the world.

I daresay that the president had Bayo in mind when he was getting dressed for the outing.

Considering the current situation of things, Bayo- and his camera- are vital. No wonder they were quick to answer 'Ga wani', 'Bayanan', 'Ga Sunday'.

A personal photographer is like your PA, in his right, no one should fire him but you.

Without fixing electricity and the cost and redtapes of business in Nigeria?

You go wait tire.

We know who the boss is.

Street smart!

Oyetan.

This is a humourous Yoruba chieftancy title that means 'there are no more untaken titles'.

Oyetan. The flip side of this title implies the 'dearth of worthy 'character'' (mind the pun). There will always be leadership roles to be played but the austerity of quality individuals will always rubbish that position. This is the all-time tragedy of the Nigeria experience.

The biggest failure of leadership, like humanity, is the inability to reproduce replacements. Few Nigerian (political and economic) leaders, if any, mentor others. They come. They go. They put stooges because they prime loyalty against character and competence, and the orb goes in bits.

This is our nemesis. With over 70% of Africa's presidents above age 70, it goes to tell that we are too scared to brood change. And doomed we are!

I see young men and women on our streets and at work everyday. Smart, brilliant, cool- and like they say, upwardly mobile, but too afraid and too indifferent about political power. The future never looks bright that way! Younger people must aspire to political offices. Fellow young people MUST help support that ideology and drive it.

For now, for the Nigerian youths, the chieftancy well befitting is 'Oyetan'.

crackerspub:
Overall president NCAN reporting


Name:Endurance Ominisan
AkA: Mighty
Hobbies: Gruesome murder of several Policemen and Soldiers
Location: Ondo
Occupation: Well educated Robber

Na them!!!

Na we! Shame

This 'threat' is dead on arrival.

Impound? These people just use words for the fun of it. So you will impound a car for shrouding its plate number? Thank God they didn't include people using old number plates.

The people no longer have a voice. It used to be lawyers those days who went all out to challenge all arbitrary ideas as these.

Imagine our own FRSC, with no scientific proof, has gone ahead to set expiry dates for tyres, which its manufacturers did not. And no one has challenged this in court up till now.

I said this policy is dead on arrival because it does not relate to the masses and helpless. If it related to harassing and frustrating ordinary Nigerians then you can be sure of its 'success'.

gaetano:
NASS will not see this one now no, but if na wear uniform matter dem go carry am for head.

What did I do to deserve been born in this country sef, if only I swam slower as a sperm.

Suicide alert!

olapluto:
Unless we start demystifying riches, and make Nigerians realise that the only viable route to wealth is hardwork, we will continue to have this problem.
There is no short cut to making money. You cannot be dumb enough to believe that killing another person will make you richer than you are for a long period of time.

this is why I find stories like the Olajumoke's very uninspiring. They teach us, like our religions that hard work is nothing, just pure luck, divine favour and personal 'breakthroughs' are all that matter.

Imagine going to jail for BUYING N10 pure-water in Lagos traffic, while politicians get acquitted after stealing billions.

Now tell me, what is buIIsh1t!

Abbeggi!

You never carry Lagos plate number travel go all those Jebba Mokwa road ab?

Those FRSC guys on that route will book you for anything while waving and saluting public transporters with 3 passengers + driver-in-front 1990 Corollas. With this mindset, I no dey gree o. One wanted to book me for wearing ear-piece, and became furious when I politely asked him to 'educate me' with where such law was written. He showed me 'Use of Phone". I just mad.

Forget that thing, I have tried
patience and humour with Road Safety, e nor dey work. They are either too professional or indifferent. The choice is yours.
patience and humour with Soldiers, it works Them go form like say dem no send you, but it works. Never try vex 4 them o!
patience and humour with LASTMA, nothing works Vex nko? Mbanu! Except your ATM PIN. Best is to avoid them. Never let them into your car. I repeat. Run if safe. If them later catch you, na the same thing, but I go try.
patience and humour with Police, IT WORKS Contrary to what a lot of us think, the Police are the only ones who listen to your 'stories' on the road. They are your friends. They can gist. Even vex works for them - but why raise my BP when I can enjoy my peace.

Na fatherly advise na hin I gee you so.

Most reasons I know are not here, boss.

1. Overheating: Starving the engine of coolant/water. \I have personally lost 2 engines to this.

2. Poor lubrication - Inadequate or no engine oil. The next thing na 'kakakakakakaka' you go dey hear o. Na engine funeral be that

3. 'Over-revving' - When you like toying with the red-zone of your car's RPM. Many Kazeems will not own up - You know how they love to 'raise' (rev) cars especially when they are done working on it. inexperienced Kazeem go just say, 'Oga, that your car, na engine dey do am o'. Gbege don shele be that.

Easy go easy come.

Am I surprised that Nigerians have huge disdain for their leaders! Baba refused to address Nigerians up till he returned.

We don't matter. They tell us everyday but we won't listen.

May God protect us all.

We also have a responsibility to play. Stay safe.

God give the family of the deceased the fortitude to bear the irrepairable loss.

Didn't know Adeboye has been succeeded.

What comes over a man that makes him contemplate killing his grown daughters unprovoked?

It's a wicked world I tell you.

Wont miss her. She can continue scheming and piping at home now.

Good riddance.

Not until I see Kemi's own knees, I shall have no comments.

Btw George's knees are beautiful. Ignore the rantings of the wrinkled old Ibadan witch.

"Dont get into a fight with a pig. You will get dirty and the pig will get happy" - B. R. Fashola

She has insecurity fears.








Na wetin Trump self wan dey do be that now

He said , “ ...we will resist this with the last drop of our blood. ...

You go just die for nothing! Mumu.

“Also, how can you bring an accountant to come and run a technical company like the TCN... ? This will not happen and if they think they can force their way, we will show them what we are made of .

We don't care sir. Nigerians are tired of poor power services, and if what we are having now is from your 'competent engineer', then I daresay that much is left to be desired.

We don't care, wether na lawyer o, taxi driver o, carpenter o, bricklayer or even if na ashawo, we want this national embarrassment to end already.

No queuing behind any unproductive leader. I am with Fashola on this one.

After all, if he fails, everybody will blame him. And ultimately, we don't want Fashola to fail.

Should you loss anything, never let it be your life.

It is your Most Important Asset. Every other desire and achievement depends on it. All those would never matter once your life is lost.

RIP young man.

Never argue with the man with the gun, especially the one armed by an illusive government.

That's correct. Like begets like.

The cart. The horse.

DSS approach.

Poverty is a sin.

Enle nbeyen aunti Ronke. A ni ki a ki yin ni o.

ekojoe:
Ooops...
Please note:

You remember that adage about the Agama lizard surviving a fall from the Iroko tree?

Oya, go back go dey read your book.

No be hug o.

The man be like "Abeg Mr Minister carry your darkness go back to your country. Na beg I dey"

Fashola be like, "Nor worry, we go soon CHANGE am. Oya leave me, make I dey go naw"

With friends like the Nigeria Police, who needs enemies!