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Our processes are as archaic as our leadership.

Did you verify that your technician used the right ATF and quantity.
That is the problem.

Ruggedy Baba and bad mouth, they are like ... where is that Zuma picture when you need it.

Very embarrassing though. Same journalists would hang any leader who dares nap in any forum.

Now he understands.

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GuyfawkesAB:
It's not just Yoruba land. Look across the Nation, we see leaders who have either lost their first born child or their wives. It suggests to me that they might belong to some cult that requires sacrifices to confirm their leadership in the group and nation and as a form of loyalty to their secret ideals. E.g.

Babangida -wife
Obasanjo - wife
Akintola- 1st born
Awolowo- 1st born
Bola Ige- 1st born
Tinubu- 1st born ...

I treat coincidences with caution.

A zillion likes for you, ma'am!

May God bless your home , and the one that nurtured you.

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priceaction:
That's quite serious. I never knew all these were going on. I just used to love his command tones of English language and his humorous posts. I just found that I couldn't see his posts a while ago. It was this nwaamaikpe or so that made me remember him because of his use of English when he is not trolling and stupid. Hope he has not done something stupid to himself. Last seen was last year.

Please don't take me serious!

The guy funny die.

priceaction:
Na wa oo. By the way, what happened to yezudo ? He just disappeared from this forum just like that? Hope it is not Rita Dominic collected his phone and turned him to house boy oooo.

It is actually Yuzedo. Not Yezudo.

Where is Yuzedo?


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Gamusgamus:
Something didn't add up here, Lukmon doesn't drink Alcohol but frequented beer parlour and clubs, he is not cheating but he was unclad in his car with a naked strange woman, to me this is cover up story jooo, nawa for men and women of this evil generation

My brother, no mind that him brother abeg.

He claims he can swear: The brother doesn't drink, but he is always in parlours and clubs. His brother has nothing to do with Promise, but he is the personal driver to a married woman. His brother drove from Obawole, passed the residence in Shonola Str and got to behind Excellence Hotel, a usually quiet place even during Lagos rush-hours and parked there. The woman also gave the husband notification that she would be away for the night at a friend's. Is this friend verifiable?

I am not ruling out murder, but I think Late Mr Lukmon most certainly had something going with the woman. The other friends who he went to drop after the party should all be interrogated. They know something valuable.

BTW, 6 friends and a lady after party, na bus the guy dey drive, abi na Uber? He had too much loose time, no doubt.

This means nothing.

these picture look more genuine and acceptable than the op' s insinuation that they were both completely naked.

This doesn't make it look like they were murdered and dumped there like a lot of people earlier concluded..

@ autojosh

Lot # 39247477

I found an SUV I'm interested in on Copart. It has a 'Buy it now' tag.

Please I need help with the buying and shipping/handling to Nigeria.

I am aware there are other charges but couldnt get adequate assistance from their site.

CAN ANYBODY HELP?

Please treat as urgent.

Regards.

Hey, make I run. People wey no get scandal never chop bellefu.

Maybe later.

Good evening Boss,

Lot # 39247477

I found an SUV I'm interested in on Copart. It has a 'Buy it now' tag.

Please I need help with the buying and shipping to Nigeria in terms of total cost.

I am aware there are other charges but couldnt get adequate assistance from their site.

VIN: 2HNYD18733H504714

Please treat as urgent.

Regards.

Most of their postures in the picture suggests that they are not together...

Too much apposite postures. These guys should settle some core issues before continuing with their wedding.

I pray that I am wrong here and that it is the photographer's poor understanding of composition and directing that is killing me.

Grandma, this story doesn't add up:

1. This is the second time - Did you report the first time?
2. Your rapist slept off, you took your grandchild and ran to your neighbours - Ma, you didn't shout, you didn't call the police or neighbours on him but conveniently went to your neighbour's house.
3. He slept under your blanket because you two have a running relationship. He didn't see any threat, hence his decision.

I put it to grandma that herself and the young man are lovers who are now estranged probably due to grandma's friends and neighbours interfering.

Leave this drama now.
Face your studies or be dedicated to your trade.
#nuffsaid

Euphemistic of the many women across the globe who are mummies and daddies don in same garb.

Daddies and mummies must learn to bury the hatchet for the good of the child.

This is the sad metaphor of ego.

# Where psi on car beam negates recommended psi on actual tyre, I always allow the tyre manufacturer's recommendation win. After all na dem know the quality of their products.

# Inside-Out. For whatever reason, I always insist that my vulcanizer adheres to manufacturer's instructions about where should be 'Inside' or 'Outside'. I stopped suffering from having twisted tyres the moment i knew this.

Same way some people can spend all their life's savings on a haggard 62 year old prostitute.

Whatever makes you happy with your money.

Happy Birthday sir.

May the good LORD keep and preserve you and all of yours.

Many are a testimony of what God is using you to achieve in the lives of men.

Again, happy birthday sir!

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

The tape is on rewind.

If he did the recording, the tape would need to be stopped and rewound to be able to hear his recording.

Indeed to each his own.

The V6/6 cylinders vehicles are smooth and noiseless indeed. Remember too that our engineers say they are more complex to build. I remembered watching a documentary on guns and the narrator, after basically comparing time and ease of assembly and dessembly, concluded that the AK47 was poor technology.

The I4 is, though not necessarily true, both fuel economical and pocket-friendly.

Like I use to say, the day you will realize that Nigerians' love for the Corolla is not genuine is when they come solely fitted with 6cyls. We had our cake, we want our cake. Trust us, many would read all of our 'rants' and say, 'yes! very true' but when the real choice calls, they'd conveniently go the i4 way.

I have driven and owned both, and agree with a number of the op's point. However, my current i4 dog does brilliantly in terms of torque, compression and quiet. It always cheerfully competes and often humbles some 6cyls on the highway.

But you see, whatever rocks your boat.

Awe.

My wife and her mum share same birthday too. September 10. May God keep them for me.

Try putting it up on Airbnb.

All the best.

The best we can hope for is to die peacefully in our sleep.

We no longer value our lives. We more or else kill each other for fun. The dearth of valuing human life is also empirical in the lowly comments by fellow humans here.

RIP Priest. May your killers meet justice.

May God protect us all.

And it's on frontpage!

pdppower:
May something like this never happen in Nigeria, otherwise half of the population will go with it

It is under you noses in Benue already. I don't know why our press is silent about it.

Timely

E be like say na Unilorin courses names you dey use.

But wetin I sabi.