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 Romance › Re: Men Are Afraid To Toast Me Because Of My Uniform -female Army by budaatum: 3:47pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Be patient girlfriend. Your uniform and profession is allergic to pigs. A real man will come along someday. 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: What Biafra Should Do If Nigeria Finally Splits by budaatum: 3:30pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Actually, the area of Nigeria some wish to be known as Biafra ought to be doing these things now because that is what would allow them to split. Instead, they behave like Unoka! |
| Politics › Re: Can You Guess The Name Of This City? (photos) by budaatum: 3:19pm On Feb 10, 2020*. Modified: 6:23pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
It apparently is a market at "Kanu State in Nigeria, according to Kenya social media", though those bus colours look Lagos to me. Anyone here want to blame the local authority and the people living there for not holding the local authority to account, or shall we as usual just say "na bubu"? 6 Likes
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| Science/Technology › Re: Orangutan Reaches Out Hand To Rescue Man Stuck In A River In Asia (Photos) by budaatum: 3:11pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Next time you hear someone claim humans share ancestry with orangutans you can now tell them not to insult the orangutans. 11 Likes 4 Shares
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by budaatum: 3:01pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Even their website https://inecngeria.org is not working!  https://twitter.com/BudaAtum/status/1226868065415114752?s=19 9 Likes 2 Shares
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| Literature › Re: . by budaatum: 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
You waited for days and weeks  Sounds like Nairaland don make so much money it don't need to hustle no more or perhaps it needs a new manager! |
| Romance › Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by budaatum: 2:51pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Formation2009: zexy2030: |
| Politics › Re: ‘buhari Has Failed Nigerians’ – Northern Elders Pass Verdict by budaatum: 2:42pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
It is Northern leaders who fail Nigeria. If they insist their followers go to school as Sanusi advocated there'd be fewer of them causing havoc on the streets! |
| Politics › Re: Insecurity: Buhari’s Understanding Of Hard Work By Oke Umurhohwo by budaatum: 2:11pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
toplinetrtrend:This is my problem with you. You trusted their promises so you are responsible! And I'm afraid you will make the same mistake come 2023. Hopefully, you will learn the lesson that you should never ever trust the promises of a politician again. They are not gods! And even the gods must be questioned and diligently scrutinised before you place your faith in them. And if you don't, you are just a wailing lazy fuq, and I have no sympathy for you whatsoever! |
| Politics › Re: Insecurity: Buhari’s Understanding Of Hard Work By Oke Umurhohwo by budaatum: 2:04pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
BitcoinsMonitor:Don't mind us. Instead of taking responsibility, lazy fuqs will be wailing "na bubu", as if bubu would come and tie their hands for thinking and doing evil. They were shouting amotekun the other day, and one might have thought they were finally organising, if not for the fact that they were just politicising. Do I need amotekun before I and my community stand together against villains? Well, not in my Orolu Kingdom. We have Fulani, and they have herds, but dem never born dem papa and mama for them to be terrorising us on our fatherland because they know we too like to do Oro and use their herd for Cow Festival! As we say in the Kingdom, ki ni a fi oro se ni ilẹ wa! |
| Politics › Re: Insecurity: Buhari’s Understanding Of Hard Work By Oke Umurhohwo by budaatum: 1:54pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
toplinetrtrend:Do hard working farmers sound lazy to a lazy fuq like you? |
| Politics › Re: Would You Build Roads Or Would You Empower The People First by budaatum: 1:48pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
9jawear:Same thinking of the one who built a road. He too got the contract after 20 or so years of free labour with no benefits and will not now build the road for free. Fact is, one will eat from one's labour. Just don't do what they do in my local government where mending of Janta-Jamodo Road is budgeted every year and Janta-Jamodo Road is never mended. |
| Education › Re: Important Message To All Nairalanders by budaatum: 1:42pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Basically, don't even fight for your rights even if you are in the right?! I guess martians will come from Mars to stand up for our rights. In fact, I know a song making fun about that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhMnYyHnuE La la la la My people self they fear too much We fear for the thing we no see We fear for the air around us We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight for liberty We fear to fight for justice We fear to fight for happiness We always get reason to fear: We no wan die We no wan wound We no wan quench We no wan go I get one child Mama dey for house Papa dey for house I wan build house I don build house I no want quench I want enjoy I no wan go Ah! So policeman go slap your face You no go talk Army man go whip your yansh You go they look like donkey Rhodesia they do them own Our leaders they yab for nothing South Africa they do them own Them leave sorrow, tears and blood And for those who'd like an alternative view to looking like donkey, here's a song for us too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2W3aG8uizA Most people think Great God will come from the skies Take away everything And make everybody feel high But if you know what life is worth You will look for yours on earth And now you see the light You stand up for your rights. Jah! 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Orangutan Reaches Out Hand To Rescue Man Stuck In A River In Asia (Photos) by budaatum: 1:28pm On Feb 10, 2020*. Modified: 11:46am On Jun 06, 2020 |
In reply Jesus said: “A man was stuck in a river". "A photographer stood there taking photos while an orangutan saved the man". “Which of these do you think was a neighbor to the man stuck in a river?” The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.” Jesus told him, “[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A25-37&version=NIV]Go and do likewise[/url].” www.nairaland.com/attachments/11026430_244049467975207imagem181581013078995_jpeg36831a722ecdff67f0e5698629a2a90c 1655 Likes 185 Shares |
| Romance › Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by budaatum: 1:24pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
zexy2030:You were there of course. All of 5 year old you. 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: N/A for now............... .......... For now for now for now by budaatum: 1:22pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
oaroloye:Pity you expect anyone to wade through all that and dig out any sense there may be in it. Anyway, TREATING "THE BIBLE" AS " One must not mistake the pointing finger for the moon. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by budaatum: 1:14pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Formation2009:See as you can't find a name to call it. I bet he was unprotected too while exploiting her vulnerability. 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Christians At The Centre Of China Virus Outbreak Still Preaching On Streets by budaatum: 1:04pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
omodave:One could argue that they are being irresponsible and deserve to be prosecuted since they could be spreading the virus by not remaining in their homes. But, at least they are giving out physical Jesus masks, and not just yelling, "The Kingdom of God is at hand"! |
| Romance › Re: If You Ever Ate The Fruit Effortlessly Share Your Story by budaatum: 12:45pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
So you exploited her? Smh. 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: 16 Reasons Ex President Goodluck Jonathan Won't Win In 2023 If He Contests by budaatum: 12:44pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
I think the only Reason Ex President Goodluck Jonathan Won't Win In 2023 is he is not stupid enough to contest! At least I hope he isn't stupid enough! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: When Shall We Get The Next Alert From Our Ancestors? by budaatum: 12:33pm On Feb 10, 2020*. Modified: 3:28pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Nigerians had some time ago, been described as the happiest people in the world. Don’t ask me what parameters were used to arrive at that conclusion, but we all lapped it up and glowed in the attention that came with it.We should ask you what parameters were used to arrive at that conclusion! Would it be the five skulls taken as trophies, or the brutal useless slaughter of Ikemefuna for a crime of his kinsmem? But that's by the by. Here's a correction. It was not Unoka who was asked to sacrifice a goat to his father, but Obiako. "Obiako has always been a strange one," said Nwakibie. "I have heard that many years ago, when his father had not been dead very long, he had gone to consult the Oracle. The Oracle said to him, 'Your dead father wants you to sacrifice a goat to him.' Do you know what he told the Oracle? He said, 'Ask my dead father if he ever had a fowl when he was alive.' Everybody laughed heartily except Okonkwo, who laughed uneasily because, as the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb. Okonkwo remembered his own father." Things Fall Apart, Page 15 Unoka had simply been told he was a lazy fuq, and should "Go home and work like a man." "Every year," he said sadly, "before 1 put any crop in the earth, I sacrifice a cock to Ani, the owner of all land. It is the law of our fathers. I also kill a cock at the shrine of Ifejioku, the god of yams. I clear the bush and set fire to it when it is dry. I sow the yams when the first rain has fallen, and stake them when the young tendrils appear. I weed -- I”; “Hold your peace!" screamed the priestess, her voice terrible as it echoed through the dark void. "You have offended neither the gods nor your fathers. And when a man is at peace with his gods and his ancestors, his harvest will be good or bad according to the strength of his arm. You, Unoka, are known in all the clan for the weakness of your machete and your hoe. When your neighbours go out with their axe to cut down virgin forests, you sow your yams on exhausted farms that take no labour to clear. They cross seven rivers to make their farms,- you stay at home and offer sacrifices to a reluctant soil. Go home and work like a man." Page 13 And there is my response to ALEX OTTI, which I shall email to him. We Nigerians need to stop being lazy fuqs offering sacrifices to reluctant soil and waiting for alerts from dead ancestors. We living Nigerians must cross seven rivers to go cut down virgin forests with our axes then sow our own yams ourselves. That, after all, is what the likes of Dangote do. Dangote is clearly at "peace with his gods and his ancestors", as in, he does what he does according to the dictats of the gods. And we all can witness the size of the yams that he harvests. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Couple Tie The Knot In Lagos Without A Reception (photos) by budaatum: 11:29am On Feb 10, 2020 |
kestolove95:Rice money wey you fit use make good investment or save up for ya pikin schoolfees! Naija people don de get sensewise. |
| Celebrities › Re: Vote My Son Please by budaatum: 11:26am On Feb 10, 2020 |
Why we have to login in to vote And where we fit see im photos? |
| Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Praised Husband For Staying Despite Infidelity Loses Him by budaatum: 11:23am On Feb 10, 2020 |
Silly woman. Does she not know that she attacked the poor man's ego by publicising his staying with her despite her cheating? One can just imagine what his friends and family would have said after she posted her first tweet! Sometimes, silence is gold. She though, has a big mouth. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: See The Trending Photo Of 5 Nigerian Sisters Who Are All Doctors by budaatum: 10:59am On Feb 10, 2020 |
Davash222:Now, one family will be wailing "na bubu no gree dem chop!" Guess which one!? |
| Politics › Re: Lagos Commissioner, Ajibola Ponnle’s Marriage Crumbles, Moves In With New Lover by budaatum: 10:57am On Feb 10, 2020 |
Keep us updated please. |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Has Failed Nigeria – Northern Elders Forum by budaatum: 10:49am On Feb 10, 2020 |
FactBoyz:It must be very difficult for you to consider that Nigerians are not dumb, and that they chose Buhari because something was working under Buhari. Perhaps you think every Nigerian is suffering, when the truth is hardworking Nigerians don't have the time nor a reason to be wailing because they are far too busy putting food on their tables and making Nigeria great. Its easy to forget the past, I guess, when lazy fuqs were going off with ghanamustgo bags full of dollars they hid in their soakaways. And now that their daily bread does not fall into their mouths from the national cake and they have to work to eat, of course you must wail. Truth be told is the last election did not provide us with a choice of a good leader. It gave us a choice of the person who would rape and plunder Nigeria the least and that was obviously Buhari, and smart Nigerians chose him because they want something left come 2023 when we may have a choice of a good leader. That other guy would be selling NNPC by now and you'd all be eating your futures and rejoicing! |
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