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basilico:
How are sperms trained?

Sperm is not a child inside my body! One can however train stupidity out of sperms dna, just like 'run fast' is trained into the dna of horses, or 'produce lots of milk' in the sperm of cows.

bemeruca:
Nobody goes into a fight at disadvantage. For robbers to come into my house, they will make sure they have the upper hand. I will only fight back if I am equal or have the advantage. If I am at disadvantage, fighting might cause the life of my family and also my life.

If I were a man and 1000 robbers were stealing my wife, I will fight until there is no breath left in me just as I would if they were stealing me. But please know that you are under no obligation to fight like I would. After all, its likely you were not prepared for hard and heavy tidings like I am, who "has before me an ordeal of the most grievous kind, and many, many long months of struggle and of suffering", and who's policy is "to wage war, by sea, land, and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime". That is my policy. And my aim is "victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be".

Trust me, if you, and not ijebosb, were the one fighting for my body my choice, I would be so scared I'd be terrified.

bemeruca:
The Arabs started the civil war that pushes the British out of that region and they started the war too. All because they want to take everything.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Partition_Plan_for_Palestine

Like the Ukrainians started the war to push the Russians out of Ukraine because the Ukrainians wanted to take everything?

And I'm certain you'd be content with the below, after all, you'd be more concerned about your bloody nose that some robber stealing your wife and children?

The plan's detractors considered the proposed plan to be pro-Zionist, with 56%[9] of the land allocated to the Jewish state although the Palestinian Arab population numbered twice the Jewish population.

Anyway, Israel-Palestine is not a thing I want to get in to with you. I consider it far too complex for you to see both sides, and we definitely have different views of it.

bemeruca:
How many times have you seen robbers go into a bank and the cashier and bank manager fight back with their bare-knuckles?

They instead open the vault and give them bags of cash or else there will be fatality.

If you come into my compound and I see it is a fight I can win or at an advantage, then yes... I will fight, else I will ask my people to lay down and and tell the robbers where the keys and the watches are so they don't hurt us.

Your compound and your wife and your my children are not vaults in a bank that does not belong. Besides, you and I are not the same, and there is no reason why we should react the same way, but I do hope if robbers come into your house and start robbing your wife and your children, that you wont just hand robbers the keys but will fight to protect them.

bemeruca:
I am not saying Ukraine should not fight back. I have told you multiple times that if a bully who is 3 times bigger than you smacks you on the head, you don't fight back if fighting will result in a bloody face. You cannot win or hurt the bully, fighting will only provoke him to give you a devastating blow.

When I come inside your compound and start behaving like I own it and you and your Range Rover and your wife and your children, you will not fight back because "fighting will result in your bloody face. You cannot win or hurt the bully, fighting will only provoke me to give you a devastating blow"?

Well, I guess some will agree with you. I would consider my face is already bloody when you take my compound and take my Range Rover and take my wife and take my children, and a bloody death would not deter me from fighting back.

bemeruca:
I occupied your land because you wanted to take my land and kill us off.

No Bem. You occupied my land because guilty fuqs in Europe who killed 6 million of you decided to give you my land!

https://history.state.gov/milestones/1945-1952/creation-israel

Other places were considered in fact, but Israel waved their certificate of occupation in Christian faces who all agreed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state

bemeruca:
Maybe they are in a war they did not start ...

When I come inside your compound and start behaving like I own it and you and your Range Rover and your wife and your children, I think it would be me being a stupid idiot when I claim it is you who started the war when you decide to fight back.

When Ukraine fights back against Russia who occupied their land, only a stupid idiot would claim Ukraine started the war.

When you occupy my land, you have started a war with me, because I obviously would fight back.

bemeruca:
Maybe they are in a war they did not start and the face people who teach children from the age of 5 that their purpose is to kill the Jews.

If I believe you were occupying my land, I will teach my children to hate you when I am having the sex to make the child.

Or do you think Jews teach their children to love the Palestinians whom they believe are occupying the land their god gave them?

ijebosb:
But, those who pay the grifters to accomplish policy goals, I assure you are smart.

I have immense faith in the millions of you Ijebosbs, that however smart you think the grifters and their payers are, they will surely fail, because very smart persevering hardworking dedicated you will never stop fighting till you enshrine my body my choice in the Constitution of the United States of America.

ijebosb:
I think you've missed the point. You see Basilico as some leader.

You who does not have a blindspot clearly failed to see that I specifically wrote plural maga Basilicos, meaning everyone, including the grifter and their leaders and the 6-3 and the pope and God and everyone else who wants to my body their choice.

Or do you seriously believe one should be considering being scared of our one pointless waste of time and space basilico that we have on here?

Please try to consider what you read instead of ascribing what you think you read on to others, especially when reading buda who's ego is so massive that she tries to make every letter count.

Smile4mee01:
Noted. Thanks . I was just stating the obvious. No intention to slander any sex or religion.

You were not stating any obvious, but were just showing ignorance!

Everywhere you look, it is men slandering each other and women (as you did here) more than anything, but you closed your eyes and made up something and claimed it was obvious to you, which is a shame.

Smile4mee01:
Women have been for the most part the originator of most of these controversies. It makes me wonder if this is why Islam prefers for their women not to be 'Free' in speech.

Would have been a good thread, but you sure spoilt it with neanderthal piggishness, which you should have censored!

basilico:
You so love your children I gather. If you was in California, your school teachers are now backed by a law passed yester banning teachers from notifying you if your child decides to change its gender.

And why should that bother me when I can train my children while inside my body to communicate with me their parent?

Or do you think I'd be wasting my time on Nairaland training you if I still had children to train?

RealityKings:
If you fire her for insubordination, remember that there are 3 or more people that look up to a salary earner.
What happens if you when she no longer has a job and depression kicks in?
Sometimes it's better to just tolerate people and councel them to change

It is her job to look up to those she feeds, and if she cared about them, she'd respect where the money comes from!

I would not pay for insubordination!

Thank you House of Reps for giving us permission to drown our hunger in affordable sachets of alcohol.

This might be the first book I 'read' from start to finish this year.

https://hdaudiobooks.com/sapiens-a-brief-history-of-humankind-audiobook/

I suggest the use of the Brave browser, which was introduced to me by a certain basilico who otherwise is a waste of space and time but to whom I owe immense gratitude for introducing me to Brave.

vybzkartel:
Why will a lady always want to do things to provoke her male boss

She will do everything her male boss doesn't like

She has been reported many times but she continues in her provocative conducts

What's the solution?

Most likely because her male boss does not deserve her respect because he crossed a line he shouldn't have. If not, and if he truly were her boss he'd have fired her for insubordination or incompetence.

Guess the lesson for male bosses here is, don't be pigs!

Yeah, I know a perfectionist. They complained about everyone and everything and ended up alone and lonely because no one and nothing was good enough for them.

Argentinians are however unhappy at the surgery needed to achieve it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/13/argentina-violence-protests-president-milei-buenos-aires-austerity-economy-measures

Houseontherock1:
Which legal lacuna will make it legal for Mr Josh to legally represent Mr West by signing a legal document for him in the case of his divorce,even when he's alive and sane and not his legal guardian? Behind the door, it may be a common practice but I doubt there'll be a legal backing of any kind for this...let the lawyers school us though

You don't need to be schooled by any lawyer, because you clearly already know.

KseniKru:
Every DLC is nothing without you

Currently, City:Skylines2 is nothing without me, since I'm not playing that crap.

RealityKings:
This is probably because you didn't get the chance to frequent the market with mother. Because some mothers can beat down the price of a 500naira pepper to 200naira.

Thank you!

My mother will price 1 Naira pepper to 10 kobo, then when the malas at Mile 12 tell her to just steal it, she will tell them how her 12 year old son will beat all the malas in Mile 12.

Today, when he prices things, his siblings call him mala beater.

Every time I watch these competitions, I always count Nigerians on the field.

Today's was Jamal Musiala. He played for Germany.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
It's now Germany 5 Scotland 0. Germany should stop scoring make dem no go score all the goals dem suppose score for the whole tournament in just one match.

5-1 it ended.

CyberHustle:
I have an idea. I will try to pay some money into the account and see if it is valid or not.

Are you mad?

Can you not read?

Are you trying to annoy me plenty?

RealLordZeus:
Fraudsters, they ve done this to me with gtb..when I later need a gt account, I went to the bank and the lazy customer service told me I can use the account only for me to fund it and it was debited immediately for web purchases, later learnt its a virtual account with minus on it

RealLordZeus:
Marketers... they need to meet target

Or

Fraudsters, they ve done this to me with gtb..when I later need a gt account, I went to the bank and the lazy customer service told me I can use the account only for me to fund it and it was debited immediately for web purchases, later learnt its a virtual account with minus on it

Damn! Na so you wise reach, lol!

naptu2:
The European Football Championships, Euro 2024 begins today in Germany with a football match between Germany and Scotland at 8pm.

Here is the schedule of matches for the tournament. All times are Nigeria Time.

Naptu, I am relying on you to keep updating this thread when each match is due please.

Do know that I in no way deserve it, and appreciate you much.

basilico:
Did I say there are no resolutions? The are there but do you hear about them at all?

I obviously do, since I am not deaf like you. And everything you wrote after the above, I didn't bother reading. You and your kitchen sinks is the reason you don't hear, and I'm not letting you waste my time with your rubbish!

Bloody noisy Scotland! 5-1

bemeruca:
How are they illegally asking for their land back?
By the way, they are trading Scotland 4

Scotland. 4-1. They are a man down too.

By oppressing the Palestinians.

Read:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestine_war

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/campaigns/2017/06/israel-occupation-50-years-of-dispossession/

https://press.un.org/en/2023/sc15424.doc.htm

bemeruca:
So why did they take in the first place?

I suggest you go read up on the history so you know what you are talking about, because this is similar to stupidly asking why some freed slaves accepted Forty acres and a mule.

bemeruca:
The Jews or the Arabs, who got to Israel first?

Neither. There were no Jews nor Arabs when the land now called Israel was first inhabited.

bemeruca:
You brought Israel up and you said Palestinians are requesting their land back. How do you come to that conclusion?

Actually, I said the opposite, that Israel is (illegally) asking for 'their' land back, and it really pisses me off when the opposite of what I said is claimed and then argued against. Its what stupid idiots do, and you know how I feel about those.