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Sunshine2016:
Well because you learn from past experiences. I really don't think sex is a requirement for a good relationship. Is it common in relationships? Yes. It is an absolute necessity? No. Honestly, I don't see the big deal in taking my time and developing the relationship FIRST before going down that route. Physical intimacy can be explored through other avenues for example handling, kissing and making out.

Care to explain what you mean by "'I feel like you are advertising yourself too much''. No offence taken by the way.

obailala:
We need to get something clear here... Are they denying that the promise was never made or are they denying that it was not a part of the 100 days promise which was unreal?

ashmanpolo:
I remember those days in Lagos. My mom would complain the hell out of me. "Why can't you be like Mama Nkechi's Children?" God, why won't my first son be like these wonderful kids?

Although the children were extraordinary. Amongst the peers they would stand out.
At School - Ikeja High School, they would perform excellently well and the Teachers knew them.
At Block Rosary they would lead in Prayers. My mom won't stop yelling, dragging my left ear to our neighbour's flat and saying...

"Nkechi teach this stubborn boy how to recite Catena and Litany of the Blessed virgin Mary"
Intimidation!!! Infact, what other word is stronger than 'Intimidation'?

Presently, we're all grown and I now work in Port Harcourt and everybody is doing their thing and also helping their parents. I hardly visit Lagos unless it's expedient. My old neighbourhood would always Prick craze out of me since my Father kicked the bucket and became shorter than the ground. These days my mom would say to me "you're the best child ever"

Two days back. Sunday night I saw Mama Nkechi's second daughter standing half-nude in front of Ocabic (a strip club) in Port Harcourt. A girl that's supposedly in Unizik, final year? I had to knock myself thrice to reassure myself that I wasn't dreaming or something. There are certain things you don't see regularly on a Breaking News. Like

'A goat killed two Lions yesterday'
'Eyinmba beats Chelsea, 5-0'
'Buhari hands over Presidency to lalasticlala'

She saw me and gasped. Panting and breathing heavily she started explaining many many things to me. My friends were like "Ashman na your sister be this ni?"

I was so scared. This girl could give me 'otapiapia' just to make sure her parents don't get a wind of this story.

The bottom line is, I had to advice her. She started crying, begging and promised never to indulge in prostitution again. Her friends in school lured her.

My advice to young girls - Be mindful of the friends you keep. Say No to Prostitution

kstadaura:
Do you enjoy the attention?
cos you seem to like it,

vick555:
My behaviour sometimes scares me! Before I begin, i gotta say it, am more of an introvert. I read a lot books, all kinda books from novels to classical text. I love a quiet live, I love myself so much, that I take time in giving myself a treat, trust myself, believe so much In myself! I can be in a room all day without minding if anyone actually exist in the world and am happy.
What gets me scared is that, to some extend I don't have friends!
It may just be me, and me alone...without friends..
Is this behaviour normal? pls help me fellow NL

missKiffy:
Igbo girls will want to reap where they did not sew, once they see money, their eye go shine

waley007:
Everytim i have problem with my girlfriend concerning her exes.she just wont let them go.we both love each other bt we ar in a distant relationship.she introduced me to her parent and my parent luv her too,moreso we plan to get married.
Anytime we have issues,she talks to her ex,somtime last year,i got her voice notes with one of her ex in another town and they were both romantic on phone,we fought over this and i forgave her,we had issues last week and i paid her a suprise visit bt to my dismay,she talked to another ex of hers for about 30mins the night before my visit and she also called him about 1hr before we met the second day,remember she didnt know i was coming,the guy kept calling her numba,i pressurised her to call her ex in my presense and end any conversation that may happen again but she refused.
Her family loves me and even her dad calls me,they see me as their inlaw,am thinking of quiting the relationship,what do i do..her exes has always bin our problem and yet she loves me.am just tired

kaeforum:
LETS SEE HOW LONG THEY WILL LAST, CELEBRITY MARRIAGES USUALLY LAST 6-12 MONTHS.

ITS OBVIOUS THE GUYS IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND FAME.

Cameleon72:
That is the true definition of LOVE.

Dharniel:
I really don't blame them, when our local airlines still have in their hangar the planes that the wright brothers used as their prototypes...

AwesomelyMade:
Some women are just so cheap!

Probably 2baba would have noticed her and made her a babymama if she wasn't acting all desperate.

Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.

DoTheNeedful:
Its been long since you watch chelsea bro. i dont think any epl team plays better for now. The had the higher possession against every team they have played this season including the ones they lost against arsenal and man city

gists:
Tinubu, the Nigerian Marchiavelli
The man you hate to love

Tinubu is just Making Use Of the Cat's-Paws.
As stated in Law 26 of the 48 Laws of Power (which is practically a derivative of Niccolo Marchiavelli's book "THE PRINCE")
You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds. Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat's-paws to disguise your involvement.

Kastonkastroll:
i tell you those northerners are crazy... My boss and i went to a village in the north some years back, a very remote village for that matter for one assignment. Na so i see my boss sidown for raw ground when we visited their local emir palace to show him our projects. Some people were standing behind the emir with heavy koboko in their hands... Fear grab me that day sha...

EnlightenedSoul:
The Rolling Stones ft The Amazing Lisa Fischer - Gimme Shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctrC9FtkmYA

"War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away."

...it was gathered, have their vaults full of dollars that they do not know how to dispose them.

emusmith:
Hmm...

I suppose it's a Male condom.
So, will she now distribute CD to her bfs? Shouldn't they come with theirs?

Women hardly cheat joor! I'll give a smile and say, OK.

She did that out of her "confused" state of mind ATM. She is suspecting him, scared of telling him not to cheat and also wishing he wouldn't.

aye9ice007:
And what's ffk's biz? FTC?