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Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Justified Taking Another Wife With Scripture, Is He Right? by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
misreal:
your mog is absolutely wrong....
All pastors are right all the time.
CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade Finally Kicked Out Tiwa Savage From The Throne by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:43pm On Sep 06, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
I don't see how Yemi dethroned Tiwa.
I am not tiwa's fan, but I will pick her over Yemi alade. Tiwa's beat is more classy.
Make that Don Jazzy.
RomanceRe: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:54pm On Sep 06, 2015
Your being an introvert isn't set in stone.

You can 'change', if you so choose.

Nature/nurture...
RomanceRe: She Wants Me But Crazy In Love With Another Guy by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:34pm On Sep 06, 2015
Hozil92:
I and my girl have been dating for the past 6 years. It's kind of platonic relationship. Sex is not involve. Only kissing and all that. We broke up due to the fact that I can't endure it again. As you all know ' body no be firewood'. Since then she dated like two other guys. Early last year, she pleaded that we should get back together which I agreed on the basis that she have to give me the password to all her social network accounts which she did. All the same, the relationship still fell. After some months, I realized that I've missed something, so I threw away my pride and went back to beg her which after some time she agreed. Now the problem is she said she wants me but also claim to be in love with the other guy. She even uses the guy's pix as her whatsapp display pics. I really love this girl sincerely but it seems she is using me as a backup in case the other guy misbehave. My question is, should I stick around till she break up with the guy of find my way. Note that we still talk and she do come to my school at times to visit me.
6 years? Naa...your body be confam firewood.

And she dey look you like UPS.
RomanceRe: 41 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:16pm On Sep 05, 2015
Before you go don ask her all these questions finish, another guy go don give am belle.
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Regret My Decision And Miss Out On What Is For Me. Pls Advice by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
UjSizzle:
Seriously I give up on your specie on this forum. You never realise how pained men are until you come here and read some half-asssed response to something simple and delicate. And if you check now, most of the people screaming "gold-digger" are undergraduates living with their parents without a penny to their name undecided
For some reason telling people what and what not to desire in another is a specialty of the human race.
You can desire a man for the way he looks but not for his material possession.
How does either choice discount the fact that people will always have specifications when another human is concerned?


Really I give up. I just hope someone has sense enough to answer the question you put up there.



How are you btw?
Go shorty, it's yuh birthday...

HBD my good friend.

You really must have a great fondness for big cocks.
Hope you get to enjoy some today.
RomanceRe: My Boss Is Sleeping With My Girlfriend by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:12pm On Sep 05, 2015
mecussey:
simply to the answer of one of the posts on why men dont allow their wives to work. Dont spend more than you fuucck on any girl so that u wont hav anything to lose when she waka. Make sure your wife is always with one baby or pregnant every single yr, so that her libido will always be low. At worst, marry ugly girl and have rest of mind. The society is messed up.
Are you ok grin

I swear, your head is not correct.
RomanceRe: My Boss Is Sleeping With My Girlfriend by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:10pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sveen:
Op, please for God sake don't dump her, fvck her wella and after you've counted score up to like 30-0, tell it to her face that she's just your sex tool.
But she'll enjoy it too tongue
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Regret My Decision And Miss Out On What Is For Me. Pls Advice by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
Bigsteveg:
What if the rich guy die young, den what happens?
What if the rich guy turns to wife beater, what happens?
What if the rich guy run into debt, what happens?
Be wise.

Also, tell ur brother to go get a life, maybe a job to keep him busy or he should face his studies
What if the poorer guy 'any of those things'?
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Regret My Decision And Miss Out On What Is For Me. Pls Advice by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2015
Y'all are hating on this girl for sharing her HONEST thoughts with us.

Also consider how the final choice of your wife/girlfriend hinged a lot on her big butt, breasts, complexion, age, etc.

She's entitled to desire what she desires.
PhonesRe: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:47pm On Sep 04, 2015
DAVE5:
[b]The syncing of notes is like the best new thing I discover on idevice[/b]s, I could be in a bus and need to do some office work, all I gat to do is type my work on my phone's "note" and wen I reach the office just turn on da Mac,voila my notes and work is on the Mac "note" as well

I rarely ever bring out my phone or system in public cos it looks/sounds kinda childish to use a phone for bragging

My android device dey lick dust all day long
People have been doing that with Dropbox and Google Drive for years. And there are tons more guys offering that.

You can even type your chit in Gmail or Evernote and access them on all your devices.
PhonesRe: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:42pm On Sep 04, 2015
ikbnice:
wot ar some of d lots?
1.) It has a fine, shiny, half-eaten apple.
2.) Uhmmm...can I Call a friend?
EducationRe: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
kendrick9:
Nigerians always celebrating mediocrity... something that cant even fly yet here we are celebrating.....
That is not mediocrity. Mediocre means average.

This more like it:

CSTR2:
Absolute trash.
Nnewi technicians can do much better.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls in Church Form Too Much by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
Go where you are appreciated.
RomanceRe: Excuse Me!!!!!!!! I Am Love Struck by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2015
wreater:
I am in love with one of the most beautiful, Loving, caring and the most wonderful Man in the whole world
He has been lots of things to me, and this post is specially dedicated to him
Won't be including his name......so let's call him MR Lovely X
Here's reasons why I love him
1.he loves me
2. He thinks I am beautiful
3.He cherishes our relationship
4.He has an amazing smile
5.He has helped me come to know God
6.He is Honest with me
7.He cares about me
8.He is smart
9.He is handsome
10.He treats me like a princess
11.He helps me when I need me
12. He has helped me build up my confidence
13.He wants to be with me for me
14.He is everything I could have ever asked for
15.He keeps on putting up with all my crap
16.He knows me better than anyone else in the world
17.he makes me laugh when I am sad
18.He sees the best in me
19.He gives me a shoulder to cry on when. I need it
20. I miss him.........like crazy especially when he's faraway
Lol, just wait till one of those narcissistic, 'irresponsible', c0ck-wielding, bad-boy types show you, first-hand, the power of the DARK SIDE.

Then, you'll think this Christ-like gentleman is vermin.
CareerRe: My Manager Sleeps With Our Female Colleague by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:25pm On Sep 04, 2015
MikelEleta:
Sorry bro buh wahs d meaning
All women are like that...

Given the right circumstances.
CareerRe: My Manager Sleeps With Our Female Colleague by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
MikelEleta:
Dts a lesson for you. D only tin is if ur going to learn frm dx. Not all ladies re lyk dx BUT a lot nd I mean a lot re promiscous. Dts d way evrytin is nw. Funny enof am sure ur so called MD has a wife n kids @ home YET dx lady does nt care. Later wen Karma happens to her wen she is married she starts cmin to Nairaland crying her eyes out. Dts y wen I see som of their complains I jst tell mysef dt dx is Anoda story for the gods. Rubbish!!!
AWALT.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reveals Reasons Why He May Never Get Married by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:51am On Sep 04, 2015
adeyemi97:
Dbanj and don j are involved in something they don't want us to know, how come dbanj's and donjazzy's kid bros already have kids but donj and dbanj don't even think of having anyone yet. Dbanj said until he wins grammy, jazzy doesn't even know when. Something is fishy
It's the Illuminati brah cheesy
FamilyRe: Fight With My One Yr Old Son Over Wife by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:36pm On Sep 03, 2015
.

Beat me to it.
FamilyRe: Pastor Gave Fake Prophecy That Destroyed My Marriage Of 10 Years by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:23pm On Sep 03, 2015
shotster50:
No human being has divination powers ...
You can't be so sure about that one.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Osinbajo Declare Assets by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:56pm On Sep 03, 2015
Standing ovation sir!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How One Act Of Kindness Secured Him His Dream Job by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:36pm On Sep 03, 2015
I call bullsh1t on this one.
RomanceThe Widow Of Ephesus. by BuddhaPalm(op):
Read this really interesting write up yesterday. Had to share.

It's by a Roman writer named Petronius, who died in 66 AD!




There was a married woman in Ephesus of such famous virtue that she drew women even from the neighboring states to gaze upon her.

So when she had buried her husband, the common fashion of following the procession with loose hair, and beating the naked breast in front of the crowd, did not satisfy her. She followed the dead man even to his resting place, and began to watch and weep night and day over the body, which was laid in an underground vault in the Greek fashion. Neither her parents nor her relations could divert her from thus torturing herself, and courting death by starvation. The officials were at last rebuffed and left her. Everyone mourned for her as a woman of unique character, and she was now passing her fifth day without food. A devoted maid sat by the failing woman, shed tears in sympathy with her woes, and at the same time filled up the lamp, which was placed in the tomb, whenever it sank.

There was but one opinion throughout the city, every class of person admitting this was the one true and brilliant example of chastity and love.

At this moment the governor of the province gave orders that some robbers should be crucified near the small building where the lady was bewailing her recent loss. So on the next night, when the soldier who was watching the crosses, to prevent anyone taking down a body for burial, observed a light shining plainly among the tombs, and heard a mourner's groans, a very human weakness made him curious to know who it was and what he was doing. So he went down into the vault, and on seeing a very beautiful woman, at first halted in confusion, as if he had seen a portent or some ghost from the world beneath. But afterwards noticing the dead man lying there, and watching the woman's tears and the marks of her nails on her face, he came to the correct conclusion, that she found her regret for the lost one unendurable.

He therefore brought his supper into the tomb, and began to urge the mourner not to persist in useless grief, and break her heart with unprofitable sobs: for all men made the same end and found the same resting place, and so on with the other platitudes which restore wounded spirits to health. But she took no notice of his sympathy, struck and tore her breast more violently than ever, pulled out her hair, and laid it on the dead body.

Still the soldier did not retire, but tried to give the poor woman food with similar encouragements, until the maid, who was no doubt seduced by the smell of his wine, first gave in herself, and put out her hand at his kindly invitation, and then, refreshed with food and drink, began to assail her mistress's obstinacy, and say, "What will you gain by all this, if you faint away with hunger, if you bury yourself alive, if you breathe out your undoomed soul before fate calls for it? Believest thou that the ashes or the spirit of the buried dead can feel thy woe? [Virgil, Æneid, iv, 34.] Will you not begin life afresh? Will you not shake off this womanish failing, and enjoy the blessings of the light so long as you are allowed? Your poor dead husband's body here ought to persuade you to keep alive."

People are always ready to listen when they are urged to take a meal or to keep alive. So the lady, being thirsty after several days' abstinence, allowed her resolution to be broken down, and filled herself with food as greedily as the maid, who had been the first to yield.

Well, you know which temptation generally assails a man on a full stomach. The soldier used the same insinuating phrases which had persuaded the lady to consent to live, to conduct an assault upon her virtue. Her modest eye saw in him a young man, handsome and eloquent.

The maid begged her to be gracious, and then said, "Wilt thou fight love even when love pleases thee? Or dost thou never remember in whose lands thou art resting?" [Virgil, Æneid, iv, 38.]

I need hide the fact no longer. The lady ceased to hold out, and the conquering hero won her over entire. So they passed not only their wedding night together, but the next and a third, of course shutting the door of the vault, so that any friend or stranger who came to the tomb would imagine that this most virtuous lady had breathed the last over her husband's body. Well, the soldier was delighted with the woman's beauty, and his stolen pleasure. He bought up all the fine things his means permitted, and carried them to the tomb the moment darkness fell.

So the parents of one of the crucified, seeing that the watch was ill-kept, took their man down in the dark and administered the last rite to him. The soldier was eluded while he was off duty, and next day, seeing one of the crosses without its corpse, he was in terror of punishment, and explained to the lady what had happened. He declared that he would not wait for a court-martial, but would punish his own neglect with a thrust of his sword. So she had better get ready a place for a dying man, and let the gloomy vault enclose both her husband and her lover.

The lady's heart was tender as well as pure. "Heaven forbid," she replied, "that I should look at the same moment on the dead bodies of two men whom I love. No, I would rather make a dead man useful, than send a live man to death."

After this speech she ordered her husband's body to be taken out of the coffin and fixed up on the empty cross. The soldier availed himself of this far-seeing woman's device, and the people wondered the next day by what means the dead man had ascended the cross.
BusinessRe: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:08pm On Sep 02, 2015
world1:
My brother,
Thank God you also saw it this way most farmers and intending farmer will even buy from them.

I wrote about this issue here on nairalandforum exactly on the 13th of march this year some people even try to justified the action of Shoprite.

What happened to the local content we are pushing.

https://www.nairaland.com/2065789/shoprite-now-sells-imported-fruits

https://www.nairaland.com/2064150/please-right-picture
If Shoprite can buy in Ghana, ship and then pay duty...and it's still more economically feasible for them.

That says a lot about your 'local content', doesn't it.

Or you suppose they love Ghanaians more than they do us?
BusinessRe: Shoprite Ibadan Imports Banana And Watermelon From Ghana And SA by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:04pm On Sep 02, 2015
missKiffy:
Can you imagine, when we have more than enough of it here in Nigeria, can't they patronise us here
You can't be so sure...
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ike Accuses Chris Okotie Of Plotting To Destroy His Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:59pm On Sep 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
With over 50 heavily armed men ambushing his convoy, I'm sure you're aware of the outcome.

Anyone can be killed no matter how highly placed under the most tight security ,it all depends how badly the man who wants you dead really want you dead.
Ok. You have an army too?

Cool.
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ike Accuses Chris Okotie Of Plotting To Destroy His Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:53pm On Sep 02, 2015
anigold:
the pastor is a clown all these money-material-chasing pastors. A sister in your church is having marital issues and the only solution you have is to hire a SAN for the woman to advocate a divorce... How are we sure the pastor is not bedding the woman...
Believe me, that guy no be pastor.

The day I went to his church he was talking about Kanye West, Kardashian, Jay Z, modern day Israel, how he has fantastic taste in women, etc.

I was shocked beyond words.

I can't even make this sh*t up.

He topped it off by advising men whose wives were no longer youthful to consider elective plastic surgery.
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ike Accuses Chris Okotie Of Plotting To Destroy His Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m):
Truckpusher:
Well, he's a coward because if I'm dead sure that someone in the caliber of Chris Okotie is trying to destroy my marriage - I will quietly get myself a gun and shoot him 10 times into his fuccking skull and wait for the consequences let it serve as a lesson to other men out there.
The guy get like 10 bodyguards way dey give am 'perimeter fencing', Secret-Service style - even INSIDE church. All with pistols.

To pass church gate, dem go scan you with metal detector first.

Am sure his rides are armoured too.

The guy no dey smile.

Been to his church once, the guy na 5-star snake-oil salesman.
FamilyRe: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:53pm On Sep 02, 2015
tearoses:
Marriage has been turned into worse than the Syrian war
Plots, firepower, secret service, weapons, spys, war crimes, surface to air missles and prisoners everywhere.
I am 101% sure that this is not what God intened for marriage
It is well.
Lol, years ago, a friend's pastor said: "Marriage is 99% canal".

I agree with him.
FamilyRe: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:39pm On Sep 02, 2015
I know a man who 'pursued' his wife because she repeatedly failed to fry the red oil before using it to cook beans for him grin.
FamilyRe: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:36pm On Sep 02, 2015
These fast-food girls of nowadays...
RomanceRe: Please Help Me: My Sister In-law Is Disturbing Me by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:18pm On Sep 02, 2015
chichriso:
Please I need good advise from you guys now, am a guy of mid twenty living with my uncle and his wife since March this year .

To go straight to the point, my uncle's wife have been seducing me, sometimes she will tie wrapper and hold me from behind while talking to me.

Just last night, she called me into their matrimonial room when I entered I discover that she was putting on bum short with bra, I immediately go out of the room. She called and called but I refused to return to that room.

Since then, she have been behaving strange and am no longer at peace in that apartment.

My uncle is not around because his work takes him out everytime

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

PLEASE HELP
Listen to your Bible son...

For a prostitute can be had for a loaf of bread, but another man's wife preys on your very life (Prov. 6:26).

For jealousy arouses a husband's fury, and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge (Prov. 6:34).



4 Say to wisdom, “You are my sister,”
and to insight, “You are my relative.”
5 They will keep you from the adulterous woman,
from the wayward woman with her seductive words
.

6 At the window of my house
I looked down through the lattice.
7 I saw among the simple,
I noticed among the young men,
a youth who had no sense.


8 He was going down the street near her corner,
walking along in the direction of her house
9 at twilight, as the day was fading,
as the dark of night set in.

10 Then out came a woman to meet him,
dressed like a prostitute and with crafty intent
.
11 (She is unruly and defiant,
her feet never stay at home;

12 now in the street, now in the squares,
at every corner she lurks.)
13 She took hold of him and kissed him
and with a brazen face she said:

14 “Today I fulfilled my vows,
and I have food from my fellowship offering at home.
15 So I came out to meet you;
I looked for you and have found you!

16 I have covered my bed
with colored linens from Egypt.
17 I have perfumed my bed
with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon.

18 Come, let’s drink deeply of love till morning;
let’s enjoy ourselves with love!
19 My husband is not at home;
he has gone on a long journey
.

20 He took his purse filled with money
and will not be home till full moon.”
21 With persuasive words she led him astray;
she seduced him with her smooth talk.
22 All at once he followed her
like an ox going to the slaughter,
like a deer stepping into a noose

23 till an arrow pierces his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life
.
24 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
pay attention to what I say.

25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways
or stray into her paths.
26 Many are the victims she has brought down;
her slain are a mighty throng.

27 Her house is a highway to the grave,
leading down to the chambers of death.


That's definitely the Bible at its finest. So beautifully written...

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