₦airaland Forum

NoRetreat:
Mine was a lady that I wooed. We agreed to meet at a hotel. I booked for a room and we stayed for a while, I touched her but I didn't have sex with cos of respect that I had for her. Two days after she stopped seeing me!

AgapeCharis:
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That's quite hypocritical.[/color]

AfroKnight:
M.I could have just kept mute. Nobody would have known he was intimidated. Now we are certain he was.

One lesson in life is "there is always someone better."

Mrbigman1:
Lol, It has happened to me severally and I get even worst returns.

I just landed in Nija but while I was away, I was having a very friendly chat with my account manager.

When I landed, she was d first person I called that am coming to warri and if she can grant me d grace of coming to my house to keep me company. She agreed and came. We enjoyed good chat while I cleaned my house. She eventually slept over.

I gave her a shirt which she slept in, middle of d night, d devil in me woke up and she dnt resist.
All she said, promise me u'd never fvck me, I respected her and felt, why kill my self when I Wnt do anything thing further and I dnt like begging.

After sometimes, I continued and she enjoyed d touches with loud moan and a lot of water downlow.

In the morning, she felt so ashamed and I apologised and she left.

When she got home, she dnt pick my calls no more and I went to her office and she said to me

"What kinda man puts a woman in such mood and apologies after all. Infact, why did I even sleep over in ur house at first? Dnt I know d road to my house? "

I died inside me and since den, I have never used dat branch.

One thought is, do women really love and wnat dis sex more dan us men?

Why d many pretence?

Why dnt dey just tell u what dey want so we can do it fast fast?

Dat has been will continue happening cos she's someone daughter and I can't force her to go against her will.

Sincere9gerian:
Lolz.., very different from the information Buhari and APC have been feeding their gullible supporters with. Going by the propaganda, one would think the trillions of dollars, allegedly looted and stashed abroad, will be recovered and culprits imprisoned in a matter of days. That is even if there is any looted fund stashed abroad.

In other words, we're saddled with a govt that is on a wild goose chase, and this is a govt that will hit the 100 days mark in a few days, no cabinet, no project initiated or continued, no policy, no programme, no achievement and no direction, with confusion reigning supreme. Everything is on autopilot from the way it was left by the last administration.

Govt of propaganda, by propaganda and for propaganda! Govt of body language and fear of Buhari. Yeye dey smell.

Shamstiel:
Look at what she did!
I have always been there for her, whenever she is hurt,I am a shoulder for her to cry on. She finds joy with me and she doesn't spend a day without calling me.

I almost gave up today when I wooed her and told her I love her and she said "we can't date, you are my closet friend and you are just like a brother to me.

She said she love me as a friend and she will do anything for me.
She huged me and pecked me on my lips and she left!

Where have I gone wrong? I have always been there for her. She can't "live" without me, I made sure she was comfortable with me. Why did she throw me into friendzone?

Ladies please advice

KingRaoul:
Very wrong!!!! Goodlooks makes way for a person and 90/100 times they are not even aware its their beauty opening doors for them. Lose ur beauty and see if anyone will give u things u dont deserve, they will spit and swear on u. Its a fact trust me.

SLIDEwaxie:
Every she said is right: proudly yoruba!

By the way, I hope ur igbo inlaws won't force you to drink water wey dem use wash ur husband's corpse if he dies?

And..hey, I hope his uncles and grandfathers dnt come and eject u out of his property after death...lol..

Okay, one last one:

I...em...I hope he won't ...em...okay, I got it...

I hope u won't be shocked to realise that all those business trips na arm robbery he dey go do for express road..lol

josh2015:
Your totally right....she did spend on me at first. She brought a bottle of wine for me on the first day we went out. I am the one who turned it around to become the provider. The question is do you think i should try and recover on this or free. I sent u an email. Will be good to talk

FriedPlantain:
An old picture of one of Whizqueen's homework back then in Nursery school. Obviously she isn't called "whizqueen" for no reason.

casyrotts:
I be fine boy yet... I no fit get girls like this...... Na all this girls with ekuke dog face na im just dey love me....

castroevans:
Fifth, become a billionaire, u don't need to go to the bank to encounter the stress of withdrawal, rather u would call the branch manager to bring the said amount to ur location.
6th, Make sure one of the tellers is your gurlfrnd, boyfriend or your very very good friend.

Missy89:
Marketing
There is nothing like an indestructible military vehicle. Military armour is usually obsolete within few years.

South Africa miliatry is way ahead of their african counterparts thou

stag:
"I never knew being sexy was so offensive until I moved back to 'Africa'.

A Nigerian? Until she moved back to 'Africa'?

ahckmedkosy:
How will this make buhari appoint ministers and stop Doing the work of legislature whilst not having done enough of his executive duties..

DMerciful:
the man go hear am today. Of all the women in the world, its the wife a Nigerian soldier that care less about human right!

largehead:
Can i contest?

OZAOEKPE:
Before I read, I know he's an APC member.

samuelson06:
What's his excuse?

ojmaroni247:
U havnt seen were lions in there numbers bring down a matured adult elephant?,..pls dey can oh,dey usually do that at night ,cuz elephants r totally blind at night. All the lions hav to do is to cut the neck and tale bone and the elephant would fall down helplessly,I have watched dat on discovery channel.

cococandy:
Those lions no get respect.

igaro:
Recently, I gave a strict warning at home that no light must be on whenever there is nobody in the particular room (Prepaid meter blues). One evening, I saw the maid's light on and muttered, 'these people no dey hear word ' and entered to switch it off only to see the maid in her naked glory towelling both her huge 'twin peaks' (she' about 20 yrs with a crazy physique for a local girl)...Quickly I froze, apologized and chastised her there why she couldn't shut the door. She just smiled and said 'sorry sir'. Since then she's been giving me some stupid coy looks, and looking for every opportunity to sweep my room whenever my wife isn't home etc etc. Should i just tell my wife what happened?, Should I fire her because of this her new funny attitude? Or Should I simply ignore and play along o? huhhh!