₦airaland Forum

Dharniel:
I really don't blame them, when our local airlines still have in their hangar the planes that the wright brothers used as their prototypes...

AwesomelyMade:
Some women are just so cheap!

Probably 2baba would have noticed her and made her a babymama if she wasn't acting all desperate.

Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.

DoTheNeedful:
Its been long since you watch chelsea bro. i dont think any epl team plays better for now. The had the higher possession against every team they have played this season including the ones they lost against arsenal and man city

gists:
Tinubu, the Nigerian Marchiavelli
The man you hate to love

Tinubu is just Making Use Of the Cat's-Paws.
As stated in Law 26 of the 48 Laws of Power (which is practically a derivative of Niccolo Marchiavelli's book "THE PRINCE")
You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds. Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat's-paws to disguise your involvement.

Kastonkastroll:
i tell you those northerners are crazy... My boss and i went to a village in the north some years back, a very remote village for that matter for one assignment. Na so i see my boss sidown for raw ground when we visited their local emir palace to show him our projects. Some people were standing behind the emir with heavy koboko in their hands... Fear grab me that day sha...

EnlightenedSoul:
The Rolling Stones ft The Amazing Lisa Fischer - Gimme Shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctrC9FtkmYA

"War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away."

...it was gathered, have their vaults full of dollars that they do not know how to dispose them.

emusmith:
Hmm...

I suppose it's a Male condom.
So, will she now distribute CD to her bfs? Shouldn't they come with theirs?

Women hardly cheat joor! I'll give a smile and say, OK.

She did that out of her "confused" state of mind ATM. She is suspecting him, scared of telling him not to cheat and also wishing he wouldn't.

aye9ice007:
And what's ffk's biz? FTC?

NoRetreat:
Mine was a lady that I wooed. We agreed to meet at a hotel. I booked for a room and we stayed for a while, I touched her but I didn't have sex with cos of respect that I had for her. Two days after she stopped seeing me!

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]@Bolded
That's quite hypocritical.[/color]

AfroKnight:
M.I could have just kept mute. Nobody would have known he was intimidated. Now we are certain he was.

One lesson in life is "there is always someone better."

Mrbigman1:
Lol, It has happened to me severally and I get even worst returns.

I just landed in Nija but while I was away, I was having a very friendly chat with my account manager.

When I landed, she was d first person I called that am coming to warri and if she can grant me d grace of coming to my house to keep me company. She agreed and came. We enjoyed good chat while I cleaned my house. She eventually slept over.

I gave her a shirt which she slept in, middle of d night, d devil in me woke up and she dnt resist.
All she said, promise me u'd never fvck me, I respected her and felt, why kill my self when I Wnt do anything thing further and I dnt like begging.

After sometimes, I continued and she enjoyed d touches with loud moan and a lot of water downlow.

In the morning, she felt so ashamed and I apologised and she left.

When she got home, she dnt pick my calls no more and I went to her office and she said to me

"What kinda man puts a woman in such mood and apologies after all. Infact, why did I even sleep over in ur house at first? Dnt I know d road to my house? "

I died inside me and since den, I have never used dat branch.

One thought is, do women really love and wnat dis sex more dan us men?

Why d many pretence?

Why dnt dey just tell u what dey want so we can do it fast fast?

Dat has been will continue happening cos she's someone daughter and I can't force her to go against her will.

Sincere9gerian:
Lolz.., very different from the information Buhari and APC have been feeding their gullible supporters with. Going by the propaganda, one would think the trillions of dollars, allegedly looted and stashed abroad, will be recovered and culprits imprisoned in a matter of days. That is even if there is any looted fund stashed abroad.

In other words, we're saddled with a govt that is on a wild goose chase, and this is a govt that will hit the 100 days mark in a few days, no cabinet, no project initiated or continued, no policy, no programme, no achievement and no direction, with confusion reigning supreme. Everything is on autopilot from the way it was left by the last administration.

Govt of propaganda, by propaganda and for propaganda! Govt of body language and fear of Buhari. Yeye dey smell.

Shamstiel:
Look at what she did!
I have always been there for her, whenever she is hurt,I am a shoulder for her to cry on. She finds joy with me and she doesn't spend a day without calling me.

I almost gave up today when I wooed her and told her I love her and she said "we can't date, you are my closet friend and you are just like a brother to me.

She said she love me as a friend and she will do anything for me.
She huged me and pecked me on my lips and she left!

Where have I gone wrong? I have always been there for her. She can't "live" without me, I made sure she was comfortable with me. Why did she throw me into friendzone?

Ladies please advice

KingRaoul:
Very wrong!!!! Goodlooks makes way for a person and 90/100 times they are not even aware its their beauty opening doors for them. Lose ur beauty and see if anyone will give u things u dont deserve, they will spit and swear on u. Its a fact trust me.

SLIDEwaxie:
Every she said is right: proudly yoruba!

By the way, I hope ur igbo inlaws won't force you to drink water wey dem use wash ur husband's corpse if he dies?

And..hey, I hope his uncles and grandfathers dnt come and eject u out of his property after death...lol..

Okay, one last one:

I...em...I hope he won't ...em...okay, I got it...

I hope u won't be shocked to realise that all those business trips na arm robbery he dey go do for express road..lol

josh2015:
Your totally right....she did spend on me at first. She brought a bottle of wine for me on the first day we went out. I am the one who turned it around to become the provider. The question is do you think i should try and recover on this or free. I sent u an email. Will be good to talk

FriedPlantain:
An old picture of one of Whizqueen's homework back then in Nursery school. Obviously she isn't called "whizqueen" for no reason.

casyrotts:
I be fine boy yet... I no fit get girls like this...... Na all this girls with ekuke dog face na im just dey love me....

castroevans:
Fifth, become a billionaire, u don't need to go to the bank to encounter the stress of withdrawal, rather u would call the branch manager to bring the said amount to ur location.
6th, Make sure one of the tellers is your gurlfrnd, boyfriend or your very very good friend.

Missy89:
Marketing
There is nothing like an indestructible military vehicle. Military armour is usually obsolete within few years.

South Africa miliatry is way ahead of their african counterparts thou