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onatisi:
The earlier buhari sacks Femi adeshina the better for him. That guy talks as if he doesn't think or do proper investigations on issues before commenting on them. I am expecting statement denial as usual since that has been what they have been doing or almost 100 days. Bunch of dullard expired brains.

No, this one can't possibly be denied.

He can't claim his twitter was hacked, as it's a VIDEO.

...except his mouth was hacked.

kizzybalze:
@op, is buhari having ur familly belongings with him, i jus wonder how nigerians like trivalities so much, he(buhari) have said in his first hundred days in office,he will make his asset public but u guys wouldn't let him rest, all this bitter lossers stop weeping and come to face reality, Gej is gone and gone for bad. but wait o, did Gej declare his?

Trivial?

A president renegading on his promise is trivial? A supposedly easy thing to do.

If you can't be counted on in small things, how then big ones?

Mogidi:
[size=18pt]February of this year.[/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2464828_iwilldeclaremyassetspubliclybuhari20150531084337_jpeg3bd039b61769cbf4f77ec6ba5a354a26

Go and collect your N1m sir, as he promised .

ClintonNzedimma:
sevilla did come back from 4 goals down, what makes u think we cant?
The ends justifies the means, there is 2nd leg

Everyday no be Christmas.

Dee60:
What is the difference between 'Office of the First Lady' and 'Office of the Wife of The President'?

A very handsome reward awaits you if you answer 100% correctly!

Office of the Wife of The President na 'work from home'

Diaris godu o

SouthernBreeze:
Osinbajo guy has made himself so irrelevant so far

Are you serious?

Dude's been ballin'

tevinsolt:
What is shameful about it? Nigga better have a seat before I dig out the primitive practices of your tribe

The guy's from Atlantis, as his name says.

Their primitive na nuclear powered rides.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] This laughable attempt at saving face is not going to work... How about fibbing this rubbish to the loved ones of those whose lives have been ritually cut off as part of the burial rites of the late Ooni? May Be they would prefer your head in Ooni's tomb instead of this cover up. [/color]

My brother I am asking out of 100% ignorance.

Is that shid for real. What is your source?

I was expecting to see:

- Cucumber
- Banana
- Plantain
- Carrot

StephanieEzeh:
Though, I'm not a lesbian but there's this girl in my department in school with a very pretty face and nice body. Each time I see her I can't just help it. I always feel like kissing and caressing her backside. I need help because I know this is not normal for a girl.

You're normal.

hola106:
Dis is serious get d original copy nd d pack of d film cover get a lawyer nd take up d issue

On top 100k profit?

youmour:
What makes them royalty? Why cant i be royalty? *riley's voice*

You've always been royalty.

Keepshining:
Cute guys.

The Abobaku is a fine boy too.

Tydies:
Fake account. Stop degrading our tradition clowns!

Don't mind them, they don't know how important your traditions are.

Show them, by going to the palace, to stand in for this Abobaku ingrate.

Incorruptible:
Bros, you killed it. Abeg make we relate. Facebook, whatsapp. I just need to relate with your wisdom

My brother, fine morning.

Just start a thread and mention me. Cheers.

LeslieK:
I went 2 d bank 2day n met this very beautiful girl, when I say beautiful I mean beautiful, cos I blv I can use a word which means ten times of beautiful. Couldn't muster d courage 2 talk 2 her @ d bank so I jx hoped n prayed that our transactions will b over @ close to d same period. Fortunately, my hope became reality n 4 d 1st tym in my life, decided 2 approach dis beauty queen. As a beginner, I didn't no how 2 tlk 2 her @ d Road side either so I followed her jx so we could b alone n at d same tym rehearsing my love speech. She was on the phone so I couldn't say anything till she was done. Almost immediately she entered her house. I was like OMG!!! walked all d way here jx 4 nothing, not even a name. So after a minute, I knocked n told d househelp that I wld lyk 2 tlk 2 d gal who jx entered. When she came out, oh God. What b lecturing?? After letting her know my name, she jx started tlkn a lot... Telling me y I didn't tlk 2 her @ d bank n didn't stop her along d way. She was so furious. I explained myself but she jx wouldn't listen. Asked 4 her no n she was lyk, I'm sorry I don't know u n jx banged d gate. Jx lyk dat. I'm proud of myself tho... But WHAT DID I DO WRONG?? help... I want 2 stop being a beginner

What you did wrong was HESITATE.

And hesitation is fatal.

There's a funny saying that goes thus: "He who hesitates, masturbates"

You are 10,000 times more likely to reach a positive outcome, with a girl, if you walked up to her BLANK - with nothing scripted/pre-planned to say.

This is because ANYTHING you say, in real-time, will be AUTHENTIC and YOU. And that's what her 'brain' wants to see.

And to her instincts, hesitation is a big sign of weakness.

If you can't easily walk up to her, a harmless girl, and start a conversation, how then can you protect her, and her babies, from harm?

If a lion was trying to eat her, your hesitations means she's dead already.

You don't need any special thing to say. Just trust that whatever comes out of your mouth is gold. You are already a talking expert, with more than 20 years of talking experience.

You are not shy and timid. Neither are you a 'beginner'. You are already a big P1MP, you just don't know it yet.

Finally, doesn't matter if she's on the phone, still engage her, and if it's not a do-or-die phone call, she'll disconnect in a minute and talk to you.

misspicy:
Lolzzxxxxxxx....now this is hilllllaaaaarious...n my spec is?

Flat nyash

OZAOEKPE:
I know that the truth hurts most times, but I have to say it. To me soyinka is just a lucky man, for him to have won a nobel price with works like,"d lion and the jewel", he should be thankful.
He cannot and can never reach the height and peak chinua achebe reached.
Before you quote me, please google when he won that "lucky" nobel price.

My brother, I haven't read much of Soyinka's stuff. But you don't need to.

Just Google his 'Abiku', read it right now, and bow. Soyinka na DOUBLE CHAIRMAN!!

Edit: I must admit that on my initial read, I didn't quite 'grab' the depth of the poem. Luckily, it was in a ancient book, by some white guy, with an analysis and explanation at the end.

Every line is just fvcking loaded.

.

misspicy:
See the kin answers guys are giving,and dis same guys will still preach originality to girls o....what do you want girls with no big butt to do

Don't feel bad miss.

There are also tons of guys who LOVE your spec.

vague:
The oldest between the 2 gets it

Oshiomole gets it then

free2ryhme:
Your thoughts.

As far as I know, kids don't generally give a fvck about skin colour.

What always gets their attention is FOOD!

And the light-skinned baby is decked out nicely.

Aminat508:

My sister, help me laugh am

I am HERCULES...I'll save them ALL!

The devil is a liar .

Not true.

Still the real deal...

Seun:
Jessica Alba I guess. A smoking hot physically perfect super-model who pretends to be an actress because acting pays better. Or T...

T is most certainly Tonto Dike.

Now I understand why she rules the front page.

Jhenny:
hmmm. All these pictures sef fit make pesin do wetin he no wan do. These guys shud just reduce d way they flaunt their wealth jare

That's now wealth, those are riches.

IamLEGEND1:
stop acting like a little b|tch and get on with it.

cant you take a joke?

abi you no get sense ni?

Am not sure many girls will find this 'joke' funny.