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Incorruptible:
Bros, you killed it. Abeg make we relate. Facebook, whatsapp. I just need to relate with your wisdom

My brother, fine morning.

Just start a thread and mention me. Cheers.

LeslieK:
I went 2 d bank 2day n met this very beautiful girl, when I say beautiful I mean beautiful, cos I blv I can use a word which means ten times of beautiful. Couldn't muster d courage 2 talk 2 her @ d bank so I jx hoped n prayed that our transactions will b over @ close to d same period. Fortunately, my hope became reality n 4 d 1st tym in my life, decided 2 approach dis beauty queen. As a beginner, I didn't no how 2 tlk 2 her @ d Road side either so I followed her jx so we could b alone n at d same tym rehearsing my love speech. She was on the phone so I couldn't say anything till she was done. Almost immediately she entered her house. I was like OMG!!! walked all d way here jx 4 nothing, not even a name. So after a minute, I knocked n told d househelp that I wld lyk 2 tlk 2 d gal who jx entered. When she came out, oh God. What b lecturing?? After letting her know my name, she jx started tlkn a lot... Telling me y I didn't tlk 2 her @ d bank n didn't stop her along d way. She was so furious. I explained myself but she jx wouldn't listen. Asked 4 her no n she was lyk, I'm sorry I don't know u n jx banged d gate. Jx lyk dat. I'm proud of myself tho... But WHAT DID I DO WRONG?? help... I want 2 stop being a beginner

What you did wrong was HESITATE.

And hesitation is fatal.

There's a funny saying that goes thus: "He who hesitates, masturbates"

You are 10,000 times more likely to reach a positive outcome, with a girl, if you walked up to her BLANK - with nothing scripted/pre-planned to say.

This is because ANYTHING you say, in real-time, will be AUTHENTIC and YOU. And that's what her 'brain' wants to see.

And to her instincts, hesitation is a big sign of weakness.

If you can't easily walk up to her, a harmless girl, and start a conversation, how then can you protect her, and her babies, from harm?

If a lion was trying to eat her, your hesitations means she's dead already.

You don't need any special thing to say. Just trust that whatever comes out of your mouth is gold. You are already a talking expert, with more than 20 years of talking experience.

You are not shy and timid. Neither are you a 'beginner'. You are already a big P1MP, you just don't know it yet.

Finally, doesn't matter if she's on the phone, still engage her, and if it's not a do-or-die phone call, she'll disconnect in a minute and talk to you.

misspicy:
Lolzzxxxxxxx....now this is hilllllaaaaarious...n my spec is?

Flat nyash

OZAOEKPE:
I know that the truth hurts most times, but I have to say it. To me soyinka is just a lucky man, for him to have won a nobel price with works like,"d lion and the jewel", he should be thankful.
He cannot and can never reach the height and peak chinua achebe reached.
Before you quote me, please google when he won that "lucky" nobel price.

My brother, I haven't read much of Soyinka's stuff. But you don't need to.

Just Google his 'Abiku', read it right now, and bow. Soyinka na DOUBLE CHAIRMAN!!

Edit: I must admit that on my initial read, I didn't quite 'grab' the depth of the poem. Luckily, it was in a ancient book, by some white guy, with an analysis and explanation at the end.

Every line is just fvcking loaded.

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misspicy:
See the kin answers guys are giving,and dis same guys will still preach originality to girls o....what do you want girls with no big butt to do

Don't feel bad miss.

There are also tons of guys who LOVE your spec.

vague:
The oldest between the 2 gets it

Oshiomole gets it then

free2ryhme:
Your thoughts.

As far as I know, kids don't generally give a fvck about skin colour.

What always gets their attention is FOOD!

And the light-skinned baby is decked out nicely.

Aminat508:

My sister, help me laugh am

I am HERCULES...I'll save them ALL!

The devil is a liar .

Not true.

Still the real deal...

Seun:
Jessica Alba I guess. A smoking hot physically perfect super-model who pretends to be an actress because acting pays better. Or T...

T is most certainly Tonto Dike.

Now I understand why she rules the front page.

Jhenny:
hmmm. All these pictures sef fit make pesin do wetin he no wan do. These guys shud just reduce d way they flaunt their wealth jare

That's now wealth, those are riches.

IamLEGEND1:
stop acting like a little b|tch and get on with it.

cant you take a joke?

abi you no get sense ni?

Am not sure many girls will find this 'joke' funny.

davidflipcy5856:
up city. 37 games to go. i cant wait for city to win this league come may.

May still far.

Na coconut head dey first go school

kobonaire:
Now the question is have you been Man C fans for a while (when they were at best mediocre in the 2000s) or only when the oil sheiks took over??

Doesn't matter...

DTOBS:
Shuo! Bros take clay,mould her yasef now?

Lots of girls like that...

- Femininity
- Zestfulness
- Open Mindedness
- Positivity
- Humour
- Expressiveness
- Honesty
- Beauty - my spec.
- Sensuousness
- Compassion
- Not fvcking vain
- Pretty smart. Not the ITK variety.
- Likes me - a lot.
- Down-to-earth.

EgunMogaji:
Look at him looking like captured Hyena wey wan escape

I've never seen a more uncomfortable chap at his own function.

This cracked me up real baaaad!

You get bad mouth no be small.

sonofananimal:
YOU CALL THAT INHUMAN

DID YOU THINK RICHES WILL JUST COME YOUR WAY WITHOUT WORKING

HER DESIRE YOU SAID


MANY WOMEN HAVE EXPRESS THEIR DESIRE JUST LIKE HER AND STILL LIVING IN A POVERTY WAY.

SHE IS EXPRESSING HER SELFISHNESS AND I AM CAUTIONING HER THAT LIFE DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

SO CUT THIS CRAP OF YOURS AND THINK LIKE A REAL MAN NOT THAT OF DISNEY OR CARTOON NETWORK

Work is not important...

DESIRE...that's where the secret is.

His much 'work' does Dangote do?

EnlightenedSoul:
Oh well..

Ma'am, you an Arsenal fan?

Cech is working undercover

raysville:
People should understand what feminism truly is. Before I continue with my short article, I want to tell you guys that I am a “supporter” of women rights. I know what men are doing to women that are wrong like: like early marriage, domestic abuse and the rest. And then again, I know what women are doing to men, like taking advantage of men, but you see, people like to take advantage of opportunities where power and money is at stake, its human nature. But then again feminism has gone way more than you think. It has its good side and the dark side.

I am a student when it comes to world affairs; I literally dropped studying computer science to start studying social science. There is a science of how this world is been controlled and manipulated, if you can know this “hard knock” school and study it, you will understand how this world is truly controlled and all the whole puzzle will begin to fit together magically. When I studied how the world is been controlled, I realized that diseases like Aids and Ebola are just biochemical weapons, communism and terrorism is an agenda and so also feminism.

I know some people may not believe this, but later they will understand… the people who really run this world, knows the ordinances of God and how the world should run but they are deliberately bent on destroying it. You should wonder why the world is in such a disorder?

Lets be real, women cannot not get the same rights like men, God is never a democrat he operates in order, the problem we are having in this world is order, not really understanding how things should be structured. God has placed man above woman; the man should love his wife and then again the woman should reverence her husband.

Read complete article: http://raysville..com/2015/08/the-dark-side-of-feminism.html

What if there's a twist in the tale?

What if these bad guys are actually helping us?

Onegai:
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/08/unilag-lecturer-who-raped-18-year-old.html?m=1

A female student had the same "issue" with the same lecturer. Let me guess, you're going to say these are all lies against an innocent man, right?

In unilag, there was this idiotic lecturer who tried to kiss a classmate when he asked her to come and take. a test. she missed in his office. 3 years later he was asking another classmate to meet him in Unilag Guesthouse. I saw the texts. 10 years later, that lecturer is still teaching. I guess you will say all those girls were lying about him too.

One Dr came for a conference at unilag and was carrying strong face and saying students are very wicked everywhere, so we were sent to appease him and be polite. Later on, he came outside and was smiling and bringing his ugly face trying to "know us ladies better and meet him that evening".

He could have easily asked one of us female students to bring something he "forgot" at the conference hall to Guesthouse, something bad will happen and later claim she wanted it.

And you will defend him.

Onegai my good friend, hope you still draw.

Used to follow you, with my earlier handle - many moons ago.


Really, it's unfortunate that there are men who forcefully have sex with women. Rightly, this should be condemned, in the strongest possible terms.

HOWEVER...you cannot lump men who proposition women, of legal sexual age, with these guys.

A lecturer trying to kiss, or having sex with his student is merely misconduct (when it's not under duress, that is).

Rape, on the other hand, is very weighty, and a criminal offence.

Morality aside, if a 200 year old man has consensual sex with an 18 year old girl, he did nothing wrong.

Joy1706:
Circumstantial evidence points to the fact that there is an 80 percent chance he raped her

Lol, Chief Justice.

VickyRotex:
After Wedding comes Marriage!

An institution you can't graduate from.

Happy Married Life to them!

Make the wife no break her back with that dance o

People dey graduate steady.

FFK, Trump, etc.

powerfulsettingz:
Will make this very brief, 3 months ago i joined my friend at his place of work, with his help i was able to be employed there.

It all started with the manager complaining about my friend's work style and always comparing him with me, despite the fact they don't know we are close pals and we live together, this really get me worried he is not so good on computers yet they kept comparing him to me, always saying he's not fast enough, and later after some weeks the boss concluded he's withdrawing the appointment of some workers due to shortage in patronage, to my disbelieve my friend name was among the 14 workers discharged, and ever since then he not been talking to me in the house, he kept mute even when I try talking to him, now I've decided to quit the work at month end, for the sake of peace between us.

Though I have no other means yet but you know that feelings when someone you always talk to just begin to act strange and wouldn't release his anger by speaking just looking since his fired.........

Please what can I do? Should I quit the job as well?

If you quit, he wouldn't still talk to you.

You weren't responsible for his temporary misfortune.

Move away to your own place as soon as you can.

Blonchilli:
No wonder we have rapists as Pastors. No wonder we have wife beaters as glorified husband. No wonder we have fathers who can't put their home together but rather blame their wife for their misfortunes. Nigeria is a sick country.
Some days back I read how Nigerians here on NL claiming Sheila was blackmailing Timaya and wanted to bring him down. How she's possessed and she's responsible for whatever happened. Even if she's a prostitute or not the young man forced her or lemme put it clearly to the hypocrites, he raped her. And y'all applauding him for it. She reported to the authorities and mind you no one was there when it happened. But we miraculously know she agreed to it and decided to blackmail the guy when she couldn't have her way.
Now an 18 year old girl is raped by a disgrace to the academic profession and y'all claiming she decided to blackmail him because she agreed initially and couldn't get her admission. An 18 year old? I weep for Nigerians. so her age is no concern or whether she was forced but it's that she manipulated the guy.
Whereas a high school teacher was jailed in the U.S for getting pregnant by her pupil who toasted her but here we are supporting a serial rapist. How sick are we? If Bill Cosby was a Nigerian he would still be holding shows around the country and those women will be blamed, they will say they are trying to tarnish his image. No wonder a bleeped up father can tell his son that a woman deserves beating (Yes, a father told his son this after he stopped his father from hitting his second wife).
Now Timayaa and the lecturer are the victims and the girls are the rapist. Can someone please tell me what is the legal definition of rape? I am dissapointed with this country. How will you feel is Sheila was your sister of if the little girl was your daughter? We need to take a stand on rape or else India will be a paradise for women and Nigeria a paradise for rapists. I remember a case in India where a lady was violated with a iron rod and died days later despite intervention from the government! Let's put a stop to this before next could be your sister, mother, daughter or even grand-mother.

Jesus said: "By their fruits we shall know them...".

Releasing a tape right after her supposed rape calls her claims into question.

It's very easy for SJWs like you to quickly jump to conclusions AGAINST MEN whenever rape is mentioned.

For the second girl, being raped in an OFFICE, while you wait for the man to put on a condom is a stretch man, for many reasons.

And even, raping a woman, in the absence excessive physical force and the imminent threat of violence is far from easy.

It is most likely that the intercourse was consensual, but on the promise of admission. Many women will give up their virtue in the pursuit of any goals they consider worthwhile.

Maybe she just felt used afterwards and turned on the man, since the admission didn't materialize.

Finally, I can only speculate, given the facts at hand.

And IF you don't have more facts than we all do, then you shouldn't rush to conclusions too.

himkers:
Mumu gal. She take style dey find job; am not surprised say no yoruba babe,,, they always have this 'licking-a$$' attitude

People have different passions. And she just discovered her calling.

Years from now, when you as a senator or some politician of renown, you'll remember that this is where it all began.