₦airaland Forum

stag:
"I never knew being sexy was so offensive until I moved back to 'Africa'.

A Nigerian? Until she moved back to 'Africa'?

You don't know Africa is a country?

ahckmedkosy:
How will this make buhari appoint ministers and stop Doing the work of legislature whilst not having done enough of his executive duties..

My brother, everything has changed.

No pun intended

DMerciful:
the man go hear am today. Of all the women in the world, its the wife a Nigerian soldier that care less about human right!

Not sure that's Nigeria.

And less bad/unpleasant news on the FP.

I never ever click on those things.

largehead:
Can i contest?

As Miss Abobaku, yes.

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim nấked or make you get out of the pond nấked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Source

Really sweet.

OZAOEKPE:
Before I read, I know he's an APC member.

But he's not the only one

This news sweet me die.

I just dey reason, since, which two forwards I go dey use for FIFA 16.

samuelson06:
What's his excuse?

Received now.

Will still continue to use his service. A minor misunderstanding.

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If you're hot, she's single.

ojmaroni247:
U havnt seen were lions in there numbers bring down a matured adult elephant?,..pls dey can oh,dey usually do that at night ,cuz elephants r totally blind at night. All the lions hav to do is to cut the neck and tale bone and the elephant would fall down helplessly,I have watched dat on discovery channel.

Wow, I am very wrong!

Just Googled it.

cococandy:
Those lions no get respect.

Juvenile...

They can't dare it with an adult.

igaro:
Recently, I gave a strict warning at home that no light must be on whenever there is nobody in the particular room (Prepaid meter blues). One evening, I saw the maid's light on and muttered, 'these people no dey hear word ' and entered to switch it off only to see the maid in her naked glory towelling both her huge 'twin peaks' (she' about 20 yrs with a crazy physique for a local girl)...Quickly I froze, apologized and chastised her there why she couldn't shut the door. She just smiled and said 'sorry sir'. Since then she's been giving me some stupid coy looks, and looking for every opportunity to sweep my room whenever my wife isn't home etc etc. Should i just tell my wife what happened?, Should I fire her because of this her new funny attitude? Or Should I simply ignore and play along o? huhhh!

Since 2013...

Oga, come back come give us gist. Wetin come later happen?

Chinese man: "Glasshouse, stone, no no".

Mikollon1:
Sorry I keep the last word.

The technology is foreign indeed. Something that has been developed to the point it can fit into your jean's small pocket is now an expensive technology. Hope you know man went to the moon in the 60s with less technology that's in a basic electronic watch.

There's nothing rocket science about it. You'd be surprised how mundane it is. You can fly from lag to abj for less that 30k. The technology that 30k buys you is more than that required to do the test.
In my main post, I explained why it is overpriced. Even you sided with it cus feared a routine paternity test attitude will sow a discord in the home.

The cost of paternity test is DELIBERATELY bloated to discourage lots of men from affording the test. The authorities feel if the test turns negative, the woman and child will be made to go look for the real baby daddy which may be very cumbersome especially if she's still nursing the infant.

The government knows the burden will find it's way to their shoulders in the form of dealing with kids that are menaces to society, having to cater for more people in the poverty band, etc. The government doesn't want that extra headache.

The way France does this is to outlaw the test entirely.

It is that simple.

My brother, there's no one person called The Government. Just a bunch of people going in and out.

If anything, these are to protect the child.

babygirlfl:
Most women I know that support gender equality appreciate that with rights comes responsibility. Apart from restriction from mother nature and biological make-up, I do not believe there should be any other difference in the way men and women are treated, their worth , the tasks and roles they do.

Apart from the fact that cars run on land, and ships in water, I do not believe there should be any difference in the way they are tended...

Oya make una gimme award. My prediction was 3-0.

Roland17:
I doubt this game has been even, Chelsea could easily have been down by 3 goals save for the heroics of A.Begovic, City have dominated possession and have been incisive in the final third creating more goal scoring opportunities through the mercurial David Silva while Chelase have been content with withering the wave of attacks and hoping for a set piece opportunity which has been hard to come by.

I appreciate your passion for your team though..

"Attack wins games, DEFENCE wins titles" -------------- Chief Sir Dr Alex Ferguson

We fit chop 3 for this one .

femi4:
**We want our Arsenal back**

Which one?

Maybe their members are hard of hearing.

BTW, Pastor Chris doesn't shout. Am sure there are others.

Shamstiel:
I know you will say 'I should appreciate myself' but the truth is I hate the way I look

My hair is going bald and there is nothing I can do about it. I am a kind of person that like doing lot of hair styles but I can have my dreams come to reality because of my hair.
I lost my girlfriend due to this and I just lost a lady I met of social network because of my hair.we fixed a date today and when she saw me, She said "so you are going bald" and her attitude started changing till she left.

It is not my fault, I just hate it that I can't do what other people are doing to make them look good. Why my Lord?

People generally see you the way YOU see yourself.

You know 2face right?

That guy has like a nursery, from impregnating so many women...and he's bald like a motherfvcker.

You might rationalize that he's famous, but just look around you, and you'll most easily see tons of guys who are bald like ceramic plates, and still have wives and girlfriends.

Even Sepp Blatter (sp.) wey im own be like St. Peter head tidy C. Ronaldo girlfriend.

It's all in your head.

Oga, I didn't see your problem.

kestolove95:
A.y is not funny,his just using oda comedians to make money...obj is even funny dan him a.y

He's a very smart dude.

I can't say anything, until I scrutinize the videos

Wey the links first

inevitableme:
How can I be dating a girl older than me and be crushing on a girl older than me too (the girl am dating is age 22 while the girl am crushing on is 21) the worst about it is that am a christian while both of them are Muslim. Am really confuse! I need advice on what to do.

Make Abubakar catch you first.

bilulu:
my girlfriend asked me to retoast her and I didn't exactly wat to say...... is it dat I wasn't prepared? wat could b responsible for dat? my question is how do u toast or woo a lady

It's all fun n' games.

kanaleke:
It was shocking to me when one learned and well to do husband said and I quote "The place/situation women are good, is in making babies"......it was a schock that is yet to leave my memory.But as a young man,I only know that it is better and safer to trust your male enemy than to trust your closest female folks.Women are good no doubt but they cause millions of harms than a hundred of remedies.I have loads of respect for the female gender but why can't women be simple and trusted??

Its not that they can't be trusted per se. They make excellent caregivers, docs, nurses, shrinks, teachers, councillors, entertainers, etc.

But they are just very very fvcking capricious, across board (in my experience).

I 100% prefer my clients be male.

Lovely.