Kwarans have been taking the blue pill for a long time and their story have always end where Saraki wants it. They wake up in their bed and believe whatever Saraki wants them to believe. Now that they have taken the red pill, they have stayed in wonderland, and CCB have shown them how deep the Saraki rabbit hole goes.
Lol, but you guys have been riding an asortment of lifeless, man-made joysticks for years.
I found it very amusing, last week, when I read that some hypocritical feminists, who probably owned an an army of dildos, were calling for the ban of these sex dolls.
Watched it first hand on discovery channel. . The earth is advancing at a frightening light speed that soon most things we think is only possible on sci-fis will be realistic ..
Dude, you're living the SciFi life already.
Through the eyes of your not so distant ancestors, most of the things you do today is 5-star sorcery...
What the fvck am I even doing right now? I am typing this, in response to another human, I suppose, who somehow can write things in this nice-looking, light-emitting stone that I have. From only God knows where.
aim5: White people in general are racist, but Eastern Europeans are the worst. It's a shame that Africans get puked by these motherphuckers. I hate Eastern Europeans with perfect hatred especially for what they did to Tonia Okojie some months. And the annoying part of it all is that these whites will say oh we aren't the ones who hate you it's the "Jews". As if there's any difference between them and those devilish, Zionist imposters.
shiinihost: Nigerians would just go and destroy our reputation on those sites. That is the major reason i do not share this kind of information on public forum. Lots of unserious folks here. They would just start spamming the sites and not delivering works.
I have some other sites i'm a member of too, but i can't share them here. Can we work together?
It's almost impossible for someone to get scammed on the site - with escrow and time tracking.
boladale: For someone who has made so much from the 'very scarce' skills, I'm amazed you need to be told something very glaring about yourself - that you are proud, and you still go on to interpret it as jealousy!
Meanwhile, I recall someone asked you to share the link to your profile? Don't bury that.. common!
stagger: OP how much have you made from those sites? I challenge you to show snapshots if your earnings. Nobody will come here to talk balderdash about what they have not practiced.
I was a special invitee to the Elance conference in VI some years back. I can tell you that I am sure u have not made up to $1000. If you have show us or tear down this thread.
westhamfan: This season has started badly for english teams. In europa league 2 teams (west ham and southampton) have been sent home (i.e they failed to qualify) In champions league (3 loses already)
I sincerely hope things change for d better
Lol, why are you so invested in the English clubs?
Cutehector: And to forget hw silly u were munching all the fish and softdrink? It neva occured to u such of that nature may occur? U no chop befor u comot for house? Hungry girls evrywhr
dominique: I heard Zizi Cardow's dresses are just as expensive. If you see the pricetags on Nigeria's A list designers, you'll almost grasp for air. I can never spend that much on clothing no matter how much I acquire.
So Deola said her father never supported her dreams yet she had a massive showroom in her father's Elizade plaza as far back as late 90s when she started out. People like to add a little jaara to their stories to make it more interesting.
Maybe she started in the 20s, and her father didn't support her until the 90s.
sedorph: I am deeply in love with this girl, she might think I don't like sex cuz each tym we re together, I don't ask or when she request, I usually talk it off with something else. The highest I go with her most times is merely romance, but the prob is dat I av premature ejaculation and hardly get another erection after I release. Please fellow nairalanders help profer solution.
Buy or torrent Ejaculati0n Trainer.
Learn how to use your tongue and fingers too. Tons of videos on these.
I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.
Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.
Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.
I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.
Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.
And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.
How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy
My sister, NEVER buy without test driving. Else you'll be back, in a couple of years, with another thread.
As a married couple, most people still think sex should be spontaneous, unplanned, frivolous. They refuse to take into account the feelings of thier partner or the busy schedule of thier partners or the responsibilites that marriage and raising kids places on married couples. A busy couple wont have time for spontaneous sex, they have to make out time, discuss it and yes negotiate it. Sex is always best spontaneous and when both of you are in the mood but in situations when one partner is slowly getting frustrated it is always better to talk out your problems and give the other partner what they want, even create a time table for sex(YES, it has been done and proven to work) so that both partners can be mutually satisfied instead of one partner suffering in silence and possible later seeking consolation from an outside party.
Thank you.
5minutes my man, I have no doubt you are a communication expert, but many others are not similarly gifted .
You said something very interesting in an earlier post...
"What happened?
Well, lets face it, when a woman is being courted she puts on her best appearance. Tis the advertising stage whether they want to admit it or not. Immediately the wedding is over they let out a huge emotional sigh of relief and forget about pleasing you being their top priority. They want to rest. Those who genuinely like sex of course will not exhibit this behaviour but those who are conservative will, and if you are not careful as a man the first year of marriage is where the missionary position will be firmly established for ever and ever."
You've really said it all (@bolded).
Cold, hard truth.
For women, having full-on slut-sex with a man is a lot of times mate-retention tactics.
If a woman is trying to keep you, you can push the envelope really really far and she would still be very compliant and even enthusiastic.
You must have heard this before: "If you want to keep your man, keep his stomach full, and his balls empty". That was said by a woman btw. And she also said: "A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away" (Niecy Nash).
All women understand this very intimately, but once you are already kept...well, the battle is already won. Why should she put in any more effort than is required?
Security leads to complacence. And a big catalyst for a woman's sexuality is competition. Nothing turns women on, and makes them fvck you however YOU want, if they subconsciously understand that other women, even more beautiful, will fvck you, should you give them the chance.
Headaches, or not-in-the-mood right?
I am sure that a lot of women, on a day that they've had an accident, and on an IV, would make an exception for a really high-status male, say Trump or Usher, to fvck them in their virgin ass, should such an opportunity present itself.
IMO, if you want to fvck any on YOUR terms, there has to be an element of dread. There has to be this background knowing/anxiety that you could get it somewhere else.
GogobiriLalas: Men have become fooled by the idea of some fantastical passive Mary; the fact on the other hand is that women are the most self centered, diabolical and conniving creatures that God ever created...if they cannot physically have their way, they resort to subterfuge and if all else fails, they have some baba or iya in the village; society now considers the wisdom of our forefathers folly, they insist that women be handed like some rose when she's in fact a thorny Eve in the flesh of Adam. A wise man will do well to steer clear.
xynerise: Aggression in women is something that sounds unusual. I have seen many cases where women act a bit too forward in making decisions and actions. Society enforces the idea that men are aggressive and women are passive, and, while there might be a kernel of truth to this, it hides the fact that any woman can be as aggressive as any man.
For a man raised to believe women are incapable of that kind of aggression, it can be very jarring to be confronted with an aggressive woman. As a man, How do you handle it? Should you treat her as you'd treat an aggressive man or do you need to be more delicate?
Levels dey.
Rotts are fvcking aggressive, but in the presence of a lion dem go get instant Fear of God.
Talk to her. Relate how you feel about her actions. Most men in trying to be gentlemen to these women keep quiet and the woman feels no biggie has been commited and they cant believe it years later when the man tells them it was that first insignifiacnt year that turned things for him. They feel it is insignificant because you made them think so. From the get go let her know sex is very important to you, that you would like to continue with the same appetite as before . Even if she cant match your speed this discussion will let her know the weight of her decsions when she denys you sex the next time.
Not worky worky...
This can only lead to most boring type of sex: obligation sex.
neo25: Dear Nairalanders, I think I am going crazy and I really need your help. I'm 32 married to a 31year old for 6 years now with two kids (4 & 2).
Recently I figured out I'm having more sex with my wife every night and she's complaining a lot, though she isn't the sex or romantic type of woman but i thought i could teach her like everyone adviced me, it's embarrassing me. Everynight i have a strong erection but no luck from my wife. I want someone who has overcome such experience to please tell me what to do. Be it drugs or social attitude. Please be polite.
My brother, you're in luck.
Your wife's libido is not the problem. She wants to fvck you, but only when you are strong.
And you are most likely living below your potential as the leader of the house. As the man you are really meant to be.
Your wife can change to better than your pre-marriage days, but YOU have to change FIRST.
NashvilleTN: The money is too small for me to consider. May be $1 billion.....
But for most guys, that will be the end of the marriage. So the questions should be, can you end your marriage for $1 million or for any other amount?
Once the guys collects the money, he will start hating his wife and definitely start philandering with other girls. So we all know the money will effectively end the marriage.
Dude be realistic.
No pvssy is worth $1m, for a ONS, even if e dey play mp3.
And couples swing for free.
Many people will sell their mothers for less than that .
didochilling: @KOKOA... must a pastor be poor? please where is the redeemed camp situated? isit not in a village close to abeokuta? where is Canaanland situtated? the HQ of winner's chapel. is it not in sango ota ogun state? have dey not made the communities a better place? must dey be poor and haggered? we need to be careful the way we approach all these things. the ways of God r not the ways of men. stop seeing thing from your own perspective. why do ppl only like to dwell on the poor side? have you bothered to see what God says about those that serve him genuinely? the part in the bible that speaks about a transference of wealth to the kingdom of God? and how we will be lenders to nations. so why is private jet an issue to most. its because ur mind has limited God tojust cars. a jet is nothing to God and he will give to whom he willeth. do u know when Adeboye started preaching the gospel? for more than 30yrs or even 40yrs. please do ur own business diligently for 40yrs and see weda private jet will be an issue.how much more service to God. why wont God bless him with jets?
finally, God is only as big as u think him to be. he will neva manifest himself more than your faith can accomodate. so if jet na big tin to u den u probably will neva have it. its is d same God that will give u money for house rent wen u ask that will give anoda person an estate wen he asks.
This post is filled with GEMS...especially the last paragraph.
Politics › Re: Now That Kwarans Have Realised: CONGRATULATIONS To Kwara People by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
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