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Sunofgod:
Kamikazee pilot - this is worrying.

Lol, your head is not correct .

ronald4lif:
Why e be say Chelsea fans like noise ehh? Anyways, no wahala na this season una mouth go end. Man United hold no prisoner this season. We are on fire.

Make una try win this opening match first. So you guys can enjoy the #1 spot, for 5 minutes, and then kiss it a nice goodbye .

Palmwinetapper:
Smokey hot... The fair one

Bros, I'll have you hanged, drawn and quartered.

dapyd1:
Wow. That's good, even if it does not serve any humanitarian importance, except he was doing it to raise funds for charity.

At least, he had fun.

He 'selling market'.

Campaign for his line of Monster headphones.

Once there's a link, my bullshit detector goes off the charts...

Vanquay:
I can see a lot of Turbans. As usual A***I and their Born to Rule Mentality. Nothing New

Na only turban you go see.

Most of those pics are in public toilets.

Mall/restaurant/pool area.

bigneorapz:
90% of girls in the college cheat on their guys..i believe CHANGE will come when the word 'MARRIAGE' starts ringin in her head. talk to her and make sure she makes her own decision on the typa life shez gonna live witcha..goodluck

Yeah, how the leopard changed it's spots...

@ OP

Only if you can live with that.

JiggamanGh:
You know how to hold convo, you are God fearing, u can take a joke and dish out, u know when to be serious and when to have fun. You have a great personality.

Charlie, are you for real

What's the flavour of her ass?

You sabi her from before or na tarot you read naw naw?

Gurgle:
it would be hard but after your daughter finishes insisting, crying and begging, eventually you will agree

the dad is easier to convince than the mother though

...if she go carry belle

That one sabi end all argument.

Captainswag225:
forget him. U are too beautiful to go woo a guy. If he likes u. He will surely send u that friend request.

Welcome to real world.

Boomboost:
Read and comprehend what I wrote. I stalked her cos its foolish to trust that you're the only one interested in her, not that I had business with her guy.

You: "...so no need forming rich guy as it was obvious my middle class couldn't compete with her man's high upper class. The fact that I knew the truth and confronted her bout it kinda spoilt the attraction "


There is always a guy or a bunch of them.

You can take it to the bank that you're not the only one with interest in her.

So bringing it up/confronting her will make you a "sour puss".

If you don't care that she got engaged 5 minutes ago, and not make a big deal out of it, she could actually fvck you.

And it doesn't matter how 'upper class' his boyfriend is, when she's with you.

A mistress does it...

emusmith:
Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear

There wide spread of ignorance today among younger folks and this is partly due to recent development in social networking. They grow up oblivious of certain inestimable facts needed for a fabulous experience in marriage.

Let me tell you: It's not because you're too fat or too slim that's why he left or haven't even come around. Most of the times, we aren't really, truly ready and ripe for marriage. In that situation, some things most singles don't wanna hear are;


1. You're getting old and your freshness fading; start preparing to really be a husband/ wife. All these walking around tying wrapper over your upper region, e- begging of card and money on the internet as if the guys are owing you, Quit it already. Forget picmix, it too shall pass.


2. Without Superb culinary skills, your hubby might be enticed by an "Ekaete". Never underestimate the power of a delicious, well-served afang soup. It's like venison to the soul!


3. Beauty is never enough, Bum & Boobs are gonna get rough. Character will stay tough. Character is seen in two: Patience and Love. 21st century singles need to understand this.


4. The habits you don't subdue as a single has 70% chance showing up in your marriage. Haha! The difference between the Married guy and the Single guy, most times, it's just the ring. The ring is not like "Lord of the Ring" that has inbuilt power. An average man hides his ring to get fresh "interns"


5. Leave your father's house. Are we in the old testament? (males only)
You're 30 and still in daddy's house, please find a way out. Be a man and taste the feeling "living alone" brings. Staying alone teaches you something. Hmm!


6. Ladies are ladies when they receive from their man- it will never change. The earlier you get it in your skull, the easier it will be. However, she might give for love but trust me, you'll pay back! 50% increase!

7. The Romantic part of your spouse will end between 6 - 18 months of your marriage. How ready are you to be flexible, diplomatic, forgiving and patient? Get ready to hear his snoring, perhaps like that of a cricket! Do you know she can fart? Hmm!


8. Why you're advised to ignore a man with television and pursue he with vision is because vision can get you more than a 100 television. Be smart!


9. If you get married just because she is good in bed or because he is a s*x machine; after having marathon of it, what else will you guys be doing together? So, marry one whose life and dreams interest you, in certain degree.
Have you met a guy/girl who is into what you love? As you discuss with him, there is a kinda connection. That connection is and should be the basis for choosing a life partner and NOT he has a big 'kini' or she is smoking hot!


10. The man is the Head (Isi) of the family- what that means is, he is the head. Don't fight it. (Even female lions know better, lol) Actually if you do, some may not notice, but others won't let you because it is just in- born, you know. I know ladies who are born control-freaks. It's okay as long as he is okay with it. BTW, the woman is a help to the man (feminists don't wanna hear this.). She won't feel complete until she has a man by her. Forget gays, they are awkward!


You may be guilty one way or another, that's why I opened the thread. Everyone needs to learn more.

G'nyt

You'll make a good pastor.

The useful type.

Guyman02:
I am surprised that the topic allowed 'Breast' to be mentioned here and not the automatic 'Bosom' Seun did a virus enter your computer today?

The No 11 thing you dont know is that MEN love sucking Breasts more than infants

My favourite censorship replacement is 'unmentionable'.

I swear, wires dey touch inside Seun's head

ahckmedkosy:
Now that Buhari has heard this, can we pls probe all presidents from 2005 to the immediate past. But if it will be waste of time to probe one and leave others, then Don't waste time on any one at all.. just bring bak the money and use it to resuscitate ajaokuta steel..

Except he's going to ban the importation of steel, as imported ones, from China, will still cost less.

barcanista:
Exactly! This is an internal matter of the Senate. When people say it was a forged document, I asked them to produce the original 2015 senate standing rule. I tell you this case is dead on arrival irrespective of the position of the police. It won't affect anybody!

My brother, I am very ignorant in these matters...

Why would it be difficult to produce the original Standing Order...they'll hide it?

chukwudi44:
If the IG like let him confirm,he can even disfirm the forgery the fact remains that Saraki/Ekweremadu will remain senate prersident/DSP till 2019

"...till 2019"

I've heard that before...

Post this in the Religious section so that those atheist devil's children will tear you a new one

NotTheOnion...

eaglechild:
That is a harmless python.

Why kill it

Yeah, it's so harmless it can kill a lamb.

How about a small sized human?

Will be circumvented in a quick minute.

India wey all those IT gurus full die.

@ topic

Women don't cheat, not ever.

INTROVERT:
Sex is an overrated experience as I've been told.

"Son, I've tied my own shoe laces once. It is an overrated experience." ------- King Jeffrey Jaffer of Zamunda.

In the most badass baritone ever...

kay29000:
Every week, we here one story or the other of a pedophile defiling a small girl. Why is this on the increase these days? What makes a man think that way when they are grown women out there? I just want to understand the cause, and not be like rest of the world who just focuses on the effect. People just say things like 'castrate the man,' 'Kill him,' 'Imprison him for life.' All these wont stop other pedophiles from acting out there evil thoughts. So, what causes men from having pedophilia thoughts?

I think you just hear more about these now, because of social media.

rhames:
Boss dont be afraid. That animal is called a seahorse. Google it and see. No cause for alarm.

Bros!

Sea wetin? Na wa for you o.

Such incredible animals, but very underappreciated.

Illuminator9:
Babe Your Destruction Is Near.

Is this not her point?

God doesn't destroy people.

kokoA:
They are not wicked, they are rather senseless. If you give them all the attention, they will see how vulnerable you are and treat you like crap (Friend zoning), but the moment you kick them off your mind, give them 1 month max and they will back pinging, texting, calling,etc you. Bro, that's the moment to STRIKE and clean mouth it has been working for me.

They are not senseless. That's just how they're designed.

You can't get angry at FB not behaving like NL - or vice versa.

We have pre-programmed responses to different behaviours.