₦airaland Forum

zeb04:
the guy is just being greedy.
They made 18billion together throught out the 26yrs. Normal sense means you share that in half.not only was she part of the office work,she was a wife and a mother.
if I were the woman,I'd collect 9 billion....nothing less.

gleaf:
[b][/b]

Thanks a lot dear! The problem I have now is that for like 2yrs now I have not been attracted to any oda girl, cos of her! I love her and she knows ...... Am always hurt when ever I see them!

aim5:
It sucks that yellow and some reddish brown guys get hated on. They are always labeled as feminine and soft. Well, was Malcolm X soft?. Most of these women hating on light dudes are just insecure.

eckersley:
fast yet affordable data plan. any recommendation?
AIRTEL is a no no

EnlightenedSoul:
Oddly enough, it actually doesn't take an idi.ot to raft idi.ot waters. This one isn't an idi.ot per se - he's sentimental, & suffers from mild to moderate indigestion.

Sagamite is a king amongst men One does not simply argue with that one.

cococandy:
I remember that thread
So you laughed too.
I was just laughing

Where is sagamite these days?

crackhaus:
Ahhh... who do we have here, a career pvssy-licker in full cheer-leading gear? No shiit..
Where do they make boys like you, seriously though…

You see, there are three solutions to your obvious problem:

1) If you like her that much, send her a PM and keep the azz-kissing private huh!
Or,
2) If you don't like me, quote me directly and state your case like someone with cojones!
Or my personal favourite,
3) Just shut the fvck up and mind your darn business!

Cheers...

hahn:
Dey there. Why do you think he likes reading about tonto dike so much. Nairaland is his own playboy mag. I bet his keyboard is covered up in semen

hahn:
Yes ooo. No more ma5turbat1ng

eckersley:
Giving him sex?
WHAT DA FK IS WRONG WT [Nigerian] men?
I do not subscribe to nor advocate premarital sex,
Here is my philosophy/stand on sex

1. No woman/lady [even my wife] can EVER give me sex.
Every man should be able to say and practice the same
Sex is a two way street.
A lady cannot lie on a bed and hv sex by/with herself, neither can a man. [don't u mention self-service]
If u say/believe a lady gives u sex, that means she does not enjoy it nor
has urges for it.

Women[like men] hv sexu-al urges but hv trained themselves to tie it to receiving
something from men.
Hence the men think their ladies reward
them[guys] with sex for the gifts/nice treatment they [men] provide.
And the ladies arrange/ make it appear so.

MEN PLEASE, DISCIPLINE URSELF AND CHANGE UR MENTALITY.
I beg u in the name of GOD
DMX ACCURATELY captures this in "What These Bit-ches Want"

I gave you, you gave me - BIT-CH,
I blazed you, you blazed me (c'mon)
Nothing more, nothing less, but you at my door
willing to confess that it's the best you ever tested
Better than all the rest, I'm like, "Aight girlfriend, hold up
I gave you, what you gave me Boo, a nut (f'real)"

Some ladies will say, Na mouth e dey make
Naaah ladies. I also walk the walk
----------

Should a lady and I ever discuss sex in marriage,
I tell them that
No girl NOT EVEN MY WIFE can use sex as a weapon or bargaining
chip against me.
And that I would warn my wife during courtship and after marriage
so she gets it into her skull.

I say sth along these lines
First, I am a firm believer and advocate of husbands and wives
using seperate bedrooms AND INTEND TO PRACTICE THIS TO THE HILT

I do not intend to hv sex during my honey moon and first 6 months of our marriage to drive home my message.
[Cos she'll think I abstained from premarital sex cos we are Christians]
Bt I talk abt this 6 months period so she understands that tho we r married sex is not the end all and be all.

Third, I operate the rule of 2
By that I mean.

If I'm in the mood and make a move on my wife and she turns down my advances.
I won't press or attempt talking her into it.
I just back off
2 days later, I'll approach her again
She says no. I back off
2 weeks after. Another NO
I back off
2 months after. Another No
I back off
Is someone expecting me to say 2 years.
NAAAAH.
For the next 2 years she'll be the sole initiator of sex.
If she comes to me for it, we do it.
If she doesn't come, no sweat
I wonder how that will impact her ego or feeling of being
sex-ually desired
My religion/person does not advocate revenge so it's out of the way

When I tell this to girls who are just my friends,
they say
No naaah. That's wickedness naah
U are heartless
blah, blah, blah

If abstaining frm sex for the 1st 30 years of youthful virility
did not kill me, it can't do so thereafter.

Where I dey go for life far and sex is not the ferry that
will take me there
Peace

Heisfaithful:
Hello N'landers, I am a graduate and an IT Support Specialist and had been looking for job for some years now, I'm an entrepreneur(Repair, Network, troubleshoot and install computer Systems). I am not getting any younger (early 30) and had resolve within me that I must marry and settle down this year. I had come across some good ladies but had been afraid to propose or have any serious relationship as I will like to provide for the needs of my woman and take good care of my family. I'm a good-looking, tall young man with good heart.

heisfaithful@gmail.com

Flytefalls:
Ahh, gotcha. Flytefalls initially disputed the fact she wasn't dreaming. My experience is improbable, but also very unimportant given the fact somebody has died. This wasn't a premonition or anything, just phatly coincidental. I dunno, my deeper thoughts don't believe I could be so special... but in the far distance is a light of thought that cracks through the doubtful darkness; maybe this was 'something else'?

Your story and other people's here are far more substantial and less vague. Those are the stories that create real questions.

sonOfLucifer:
Buds man
It was for 24 hours. I felt wretched during the period. Especially as the comment I got banned for got so many likes and shares.

herald9:

Serves you right
But wait o...why are atheists always bearing weird /scary names
Your monikers alone fit scare people from becoming atheists..
I know of Buddhapalm,then Sonoflucifer,Amanfrommars,madcow,plaetton, etc
and you guys believe in the flying spaghetti

sonOfLucifer:
I was of the opinion that the antispambot was just a mindless script unleashed on the forum to keep spammers away, emphasis on "mindless".
It was to my extreme shock and surprise when I got banned by the spambot for insulting a fellow user in the politics section.
I would like to congratulate the owner of this forum and the moderators for implementing and designing such an amazing technology. Kudos to the technical team and everyone who contribute daily to this forum. A software with emotions and the ability to detect insults and immediately mete out punishment is such an amazing piece of technology and should be packaged and sold to other international forums.
CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN.

Pistolx:
I have diz weird behaviour of knwing that a sick person will eventually die though I dnt share it with anybody

rationalmind:
Yea

As at the said time, the incidence in my opinion was too exact to be dismissed as mere coincidence.

That same incidence back then was the reason I had a belief in the supernatural.

Flytefalls:
She's as any mother would be in lovet my own coincidence is freaky; how I was drawn to him that night (hours before he died) makes for heavyweight thinking.

My new year was amazing!!! I've survived still intact. What about you? You rarely divulge your true life colours on NL. Mr Ethereal, did you get a kiss at midnight?

tit:
they want to give buhari time to take ssce exams

Chuksemi:
Me too.

rationalmind:
I just pulled this off from an old thread when I was still new on the forum

Flytefalls:
This happened within the last 24hours.

I haven't seen one young family friend in 2-3 years. The last time I saw him, he was teaching me how to 'Duggy' lol. Last night (around this time) I couldn't sleep. Upon seeing a comment his mum made on Twitter, I was led to his account. He's done so well for himself, having recently established an international modelling career (Diesel, JD Sports, Ben Sherman, DSquared2, etc). I felt so happy for him. He died this morning. Phone was dead until about 3-4pm so found out upon switching it on. Unbelievable. RIP T

taymmytorpe:
I did interview with a consulting firm of Konga (HYT) as an inventory officer lyk a month ago....
After dat intaview I saw a direct vacancies on net 4d same position bt directly by konga wich is eventually gonna b a direct staff, den I applied and fortunately got invited 4interview last week and I was ask 2com again 4anoda intaview on monde 5th...
But today I rceive a call frm d consulting firm of konga to come 4appointment leta on monde 5th and wich am to resume d work officially on Tuesday(contract staff)...
My nairalanders plz am kind of confuse, I dnt kno wat 2do wether to take d contract staff appointment leta wich d pay is 40k as I ws told or 2wait 4d result of direct staff recruitment of konga wich dia pay is btw 60 to 70k if I am fortunate 2b employed as I ws told durin d interview..
Or to xplain the scenario 2d interviewers @konga if I go on monde
Or nt 2talk abt it atall during d interview or I shu nt bother goin and conclude my decison on d contract staff appointmment?
Or is d contact staff appointment going 2hinder the interview process am into on d direct staff recruitment?
Plz kindly advice ur nairaland mate I beg?
Plz I need some1 who wi give me a detail advice and possibu answers 2my questions
Plz plz plz d TYm is near already

elipheleh:
THE THOUGHTS OF THE WISE MAN....MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT


ATROCITIES OF BUHARI

1. He Is A Hypocrite And Sanctimonious: Buhari is a self-acclaimed anti-corruption Czar, yet he served under late Sani Abacha without complaining of corruption. In the same period Buhari served as PTF Chairman under Abacha, Nigeria was named the 2nd most corrupt country in the world in 1996 by Transparency International; the most corrupt country in 1997 and 3rdmost country in 1998. Buhari didn’t resign or protest. He dismissed the TI Report with a wave of the hand. Can he do the same if such report says Nigeria is the most corrupt country in 2014? I know that Buhari would protest and call President Jonathan names.

Buhari as a man of integrity as he claims should have done what Tai Solarin, Duro Onabule and Ebitu Ukiwe did under IBB’s regime. IBB’s attempt to take Nigeria into the Organization of Islamic Countries (OIC) made his Chief of General Staff, Ebitu Ukiwe to resign. Ukiwe maintained that Nigeria, as a country, should not be a member of a religious organisation. Individual organisation can take up membership of religious organisations, but not the country. IBB made Tai Solarin the chairman of Peoples Bank with no fund and power to run it; he resigned and tendered his apology to Nigerians.
Buhari has not apologized to Nigerians for working for the most corrupt govt in the world then, but he still maintains that Abacha didn’t loot Nigeria dry even as Abacah loots are still being sent back to Nigeria.

When he took over power by the gun, he supported rigging because it favoured him. But now, he is shouting of rigging. Hear him:
“The last general election was anything but free and fair. The only political parties that could complain of election rigging are those parties that lacked the resources to rig.” – M. Buhari (First Speech after Military Coup, 31 December, 1983)

2. He Is A Religious Fanatic And Extremist: Buhari believes that his religion is superior to other religions and that Koran supersedes our constitution. In 2001, he gave his total support for Sharia with this statement:

“I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria. God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country.”- M. Buhari (August 27, 2001)

He made the above statement after he had gone to BBC Hausa Service to condemn the then Vice President, Atiku Abubakar for urging Muslims states who adopted Sharia to return to the status quo.

If you think that these statements mean nothing, then envision what would happen if a notable Christian political leader from the south make the same statement about spreading Christianity across Nigeria.

Prior to the 2003 elections, he made another shocking statement:
“Muslims should only vote those who will promote Islam. We are more than the Christians if you add our Muslim brothers in the West.”- M. Buhari (2003)

3. He Introduced Kidnapping And Smuggling Into The Nigeria System:The story of Umaru Dikko is already well known that repeating it here amounts to tautology. However, Buhari and his ADC Col. Mustapha Jokolosupervised the smuggling of 53 suitcases filled with cash against the protests of Tunde Idiagbon and ironically, Abubakar Atiku (an APC bigwig), was the former DG of Customs. Do you still need to know why Buhari has never accused Atiku of being corrupt?

4. He Is Not A Man of His Words: Buhari cried in public and said he won’t contest elections again, yet couldn’t keep his words:
“This campaign is the third and last one for me; since, after it, I will not present myself again for election into office of the president.” – M. Buhari (April, 2011 at the Int’l Conference Centre, Abuja)

Then again in 2014, he swallowed his words with this:

“I humbly present myself to all Nigerians and to God, seeking to be elected as APC’s presidential candidate.” – M. Buhari (Oct., 15, 2014 Eagle Square Abuja)
5. He Is An Ethnic Bigot Who Thinks That Vendetta Is Fighting Corruption: After Buhari and his boys overthrew the govt of Shagari with the sole reason that the govt was highly corrupt, he locked up Dr. Alex Ekwueme – the then VP in Kirikiri maximum prison but left Shagari – the president and Head of govt in his mansion. Ekwueme was tried by the tribunal set-up by Buhari and the tribunal declared that he was even poorer than he was before he came into office. Yet, Buhari jailed him and allowed Shagari to relax in his mansion.

He gave Dede Sam Mbakwe 100-year jail term for stealing nothing and also went after his wife. Ambrose Ali was tried for an undeveloped plot of land and he was jailed for 75 years with heavy torture that led to blindness and later death. Jim Nwobodo and Lateef Jakande were jailed for 100 years for stealing nothing. Adekunle Ajasin was tried by a military tribunal and found innocent. Buhari ordered a fresh trial, he was found innocent again. Buhari changed the tribunal and tried him again. He was still found innocent. Buhari still jailed him. But, Buhari left his personal friend – Awwal Ibrahim – the then highly corrupt governor of Niger State who was arrested at Heathrow airport with £14 million. Awwal was never jailed. He was placed under house arrest in his mansion like Shagari for just two weeks and indeed released.

6. He Is A Coupist: Buhari has no moral ground to stand for an election in Nigeria because he’s a destroyer of democracy and can never benefit from it. He overthrew a duly elected govt and ruled illegitimately until he was kicked out. For those that claim he was invited, go read the recent interview by Chief Ebenezer Babatope on why Chief Solomon Lar was imprisoned by Buhari.

7. He Doesn’t Talk or Act Like An Elder-statesman: He makes provocative statements that are capable of putting the country in crisis. This attitude caused the death of over 800 innocent lives including about 10 Corp members after he lost the 2011 elections. A man who considers himself as an elder-statesman and wants to rule Nigeria again should not be talking this way:

“God willing, by 2015, something will happen. They either conduct a free and fair election or they go a very disgraceful way. If what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and baboon would all be soaked in blood.” – M. Buhari

“2015 will be bloody…” – M. Buhari

Buhari snubbed the same Nigerians he now wants their votes by refusing to appear before Justice Oputa Truth and Reconciliation Panel. Buhari knew how important reconciliation is to the stability of democracy, yet he refused to appear before the panel.

8. He Cannot Formulate A Good Economic Policy: True to that, Buhari is the only former Head of State without a legacy. Not even one, despite ruling with iron-fist for 2 years. Someone said, Environmental sanitation is his legacy LOL and I ask, how has that improved our economy? Or is Nigeria now the cleanest country in the world with a booming tourism industry? And again, those that attended his declaration were disappointed as he couldn’t present a manifesto on how he can solve the numerous problems confronting Nigeria. We keep hearing from the Buharists: “I will fight corruption; I will stop corruption; I will end corruption.” How? By mouth? Recall what BBC said about Buhari’s economic policy: “Buhari’s attempts to re-balance public finances by curbing imports led to many job losses and the closure of businesses. These losses were accompanied by a rise in prices and a decline in living standards.” His economic policy started the devaluation of naira. During Shagari/Ekweme’s regime, $1 = N0.550 but before the end of his tenure in 1985, $1 = N0.894.

9. He Clamped Down On The Press: With the infamous Decree 4, he closed down Newspapers, arrested and jailed many journalists such as Ndukar Irabor and Tunde Thompson of the Guardian Newspaper on stories that were factual. He told the Nigerian journalists then that it did not matter whether the story reported was true or not, if his regime did not like it, the writer would go to jail.
At a point Tai Solarin became the only voice who could speak as he stood at the road corner and was distributing leaflets detailing the various atrocities of Buhari. He arrested and jailed him. In prison, he was denied his asthmatic drug. He was released by IBB and later died of complication from the torture he suffered in prison.

10. He Is Not A Man of Principle And Integrity: Since 2003, Buhari has been jumping from one party to another in his desperate and endless quest to rule Nigeria. He started with ANPP in 2003 to CPC in 2011 and, now in APC. He might abandon APC for another party if they deny him ticket.

11. He Has No Regard For Human Rights: Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA reporter then, was sacked for reporting what Dr. Olusola Saraki had told her in an interview about how the missing money was traced to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank London branch. Vera eventually won her case of wrongful dismissal in court against the NTA and was financially compensated.

Dim Emeka Odimegwu Ojukwu, who returned from 13 years exile, just a little over a year then, was as well locked up in Kirikiri Prison by Buhari. Up till today we were not told what his offence was. Busari Adelakun died of ulcer because Buhari refused him to be taken out of prison for medical attention. The then Gov. of Ogun State, Bisi Onabanjo suffered similar fate which we were told led to his untimely death.

For using the US$2.8bn to sing, Buhari jailed Fela Anikulapo -Kuti on trumped up charges under emergency law which prompted the sentencing judge to confess that he was ordered to do so and apologised to Fela. It was Buhari’s administration that said it has “decided to deal with this Fela problem once and for all.”

Buhari used retrogressive law to execute three Nigerians: Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26). One of those three – Ogedengbe – was executed for a crime that did not carry capital punishment at the time it was committed.

12. He Is Corrupt: That a blind man doesn’t see the sun don’t mean the sun is not up in the sky. That Buhari has not been jailed for corrupt practises doesn’t mean he is not corrupt, after-all, nobody has jailed IBB, OBJ etc., yet people say they’re corrupt. Buhari has never been able to account to Nigerians what he did with the N25 billion missing in PTF of which he was the chairman. Shagari incurred Buhari’s wrath when he decided to investigate the US$2.8 billion that disappeared from NNPC account and traced to the Midland Bank, London. Justice Ayo Irikefe panel was set-up and Saraki headed the Senate committee. The following were unequivocally discovered:

Firstly, a judicial panel was set up to trace the $2.8billion (Justice Ayo Irikefe panel).

Secondly, a senate committee was also set up to trace the $2.8billion (headed by the elder Saraki).

The findings of the senate committee were reported live on NTA by Vera Ifudu.
Buhari overthrew the govt to burn and shred the evidence.
Buhari got Vera Ifudu sacked.
Vera Ifudu and the NTA went to court.
Vera Ifudu won her case, got reinstated and was paid compensation
A man that procured a loan of N27.5million to purchase his presidential form using man-know-man approach is definitely corrupt. Buhari ought to live by example.

13. He Is A Pretender And Deceiver: Buhari claims that he has no foreign bank account, no booming business, no house in Lagos or Abuja. He has 2 houses: one in Katsina and the other in Kaduna. Yet he has been contesting elections since 2003 and pursuing it up to the Supreme Court with his team of SANs. The minimum appearance fee for a SAN at the Presidential election case at the Supreme Court is N25 million. Where did he get this money? Can he tell us his sponsors? He borrowed N27.5 million to buy a form, yet he moves around in Chattered aircraft each time he wants to fly which is costlier than owing one. Buhari is definitely a pretender.

14. He Is A Tribalist: Since his days as a Head of State, he only appointed his people in important positions. As the chairman of PTF, he employed an overwhelming number of Fulani/Hausa/Moslem at the detriment of other groups and concentrated PTF projects in the North. He used the company of his in-law – (Salihijo Ahmad), Afri-Projects Consortium in executed all the projects. He shamelessly executed about 74% of the projects in the north and 26% in the entire south according to PTF Situation Report (Vol 2, 98).

15. He Has Soft-spot For Boko Haram: Buhari made the following statements which support Boko Haram:

“The declaration of state of emergency in three Northern states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe is a grave injustice against the North.” – M. Buhari (Liberty Radio, June 2, 2013)

“…when the Niger Delta militants started their activities in the South-South, they were invited by the late President Umaru Yar’adua. An aircraft was sent to them and their leaders met with the late President in Aso Rock and discussed issues. They were given money and a training scheme was introduced for their members. But when the Boko Haram emerged in the north, members of the sect were killed”. – M. Buhari (Liberty Radio, Kaduna May 14 2012)

But on Ombatse, his tone changed because they killed Fulanis:
“…But those that killed the 56 security men must be hunted and prosecuted no matter how long it will take because this is the bottom line about law and order, and security in the country. They can’t be forgiven, they can’t override the constitution, Nigerians are being hurt and killed in their duties and those that killed them must be brought before the law.” – M. Buhari

16. He Is Anti-development: Buhari stopped the Lagos metro rail even when the military Administrator for Lagos State, alerted him that on the clause in the contract ($60 million metro rail project) agreement that would yoke the state into debt, if the contract was cancelled unilaterally. He replied: “Mudashiru, I don’t care”. Although the fund for the execution of the project which would have given Lagosians an intra-city light train transport system would not have come from Buhari’s Supreme Military Council, Buhari, cancelled this project of the state government, with ethnicity on his mind. Till date no Nigerian city has metro rail. Buhari out of jealousy of the leadership acumen of Dede Sam Mbakwe, he stopped all the wonderful projects initiated by him in Imo State when he overthrew the Shagari’s govt. Yet, Buhari left the govt without a legacy. What a man!

17. He Hates Education: Just like Boko Haram, Buhari is a supporter of the almajir system. No wonder President Goodluck Jonathan is the person that established the first and only federal university in Katsina State – Buhari’s State and 100s almaijiri’s model schools across the northern region. People like Buhari are against the almajiri schools.

18. He Is Weak: It is a fact that Tunde Idiagbo was the brain and pillar behind the govt of Buhari. No wonder Buhari was thrown out in what was regarded as a Palace Coup when Idiagbo went to Mecca. If Buhari that ruled with absolute power and iron-fist couldn’t protect his govt from being overthrown by junior officers, how could he safeguard and protect Nigeria in this turbulent time.

19. He Is A Product of Corruption And Nepotism: The manner and swiftness Buhari rise in the army can only be possible in a system where nepotism reign supreme. At 21, Buhari was cadet trainee; at 23 he was promoted as Commander 2nd Infantry Battalion; at 25 he was appointed Brigade Major, 2 Sector 1st Infantry Division; at 28, he was promoted Brigade Major and Commander, 31st Infantry Brigade; at 29 he was promoted Assistant Adjutant-General 1st Infantry Division Headquarters; at 34 he was appointed the military governor of North-Eastern State; at 39 he was appointed Chairman NNPC and GOC, 3rd Armoured Division, Jos, 1981-83; at 42, he shot his way to Dodan Barracks as Head of State. Most of these promotions were with no further education/training.

Buhari’s kids and people still use Quota system education (to enable them go to school) and federal character for them to get jobs. Imagine when a kid from Ebonyi State needs to score minimum of 112 in Common Entrance exams and another kid from Sokoto (a state that is older than Nigeria), Yobe etc., need only 9 and 2 respectively in the same exam. Remember that these kids wrote the same exam, in the same country, at the same time and answered the same questions. What corruption is worse than this? Yet Buhari has never condemned it.

20. Buhari Is Just Perpetually Unelectable: To those that still think Buhari would one day rule Nigeria again, ask Nasir El-rufai, he has the answer

Pdizzle:
BuddhaPalm i like your posts.

horlahwaley:
I dont know what to do. it has never workd out with girls. every time i see a girl i like, wooed her, i always get 'no' for an answer or "i have someone am dating". i have never enjoyed being in a relationship with someone.

The only one i managed to get broke my heart only a few month she accepted. i used to envy my friends who are in relationship. i have startd to think am bad looking or am not attractive.

pls i need some advice.

Ewizard:
I'll b ryt bak..

sonOfLucifer:
Are you talking about those moments when you feel like you are an actor in a movie? When there is this quiet confidence within that you know how it all ends?
I had an aunt who had sickle cell. She experienced lots of crises and was almost always sick. The Christmas before she died, she was unusualy strong. She cooked for the family, made us our lovely dishes and everyone rejoiced thinking the worst was behind her.
But, even as a kid, I sensed something was wrong. There was this heavy weight within, I felt like I was seeing her for the last time. Few weeks later, when her sister arrived at our home late on a Tuesday evening, I knew she had died.