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The prettier ones are usually more secure, and friendlier when you approach them.

Most guys are usually terrified of them - so less competition for you even.

Flytefalls:
Yeah, like falling bird.

Stray currents, eh? Why, you must mean the synaptic awakening of the female mind; arousing girls over the land from spiritual rigor mortis, of course

The electric monk has a small but significant role in the story. He is able to drop his belief that everything is pink, and then time travel (via a portal) to earth into a Professor (at Cambridge's) bathroom. I'll say no more

Have a good day yo!

I knew it. You're such a genius .

Yes, nothing beats some good ol' awakening spiritual erotìca.

Wtf is the Monk doing in a gentleman's bathroom? Such a perv, our dear Monk.

Flytefalls:
Well, talk of monks and cowboy connotations associated with the word 'howdy' required a additional element of electricity before I could start believing you may be NL's electric monk . Here's the first chapter from one of my all time favorite books for clarification (or further confusion);

http://theelectricmonk.com/ElectricMonk.html

'Flytefalls': erm, I guess it was linked to an emotion I felt at the time I registered. Iunnoooo really

Let me scram before I get the thread locked for derailment

Flyte falls?

Hope 'twas you falling for Mr Flyte...and not the type that makes one want to fall off a cliff.

Lol, am no electric monk. But have been known to send some stray current through a few female body parts.

Not read fiction in years. So what happened to our malfunctioning monk?

Flytefalls:
Howdy

Are you electric?

Didn't quite get that one.

Btw, where did Flytefalls (name) come from?

InZA:
I find it "interesting" that people often suggest the bolded, but my concern is, we are not talking about changing cars, or shoes or kitchen wares, these are actual, living, breathing people with the capacity to feel hurt, dejected, frustrated and a whole lot of other emotions that find themselves rooted in heart breaks/breakups and the moving on decision.

That said, I really understand what you're saying, you've made really strong points. Summarily, I think my fear is the thought of being responsible for breaking someone's heart.... I detest the thought of that and believe you me it's not because I'm a people pleaser, neither is it because I want to remain perpetually in people's good graces. But that's just me.... I'd rather not go into a relationship than go into one that might end up with me likely breaking her heart. That's just me

I'm queer I know

People are not as fragile as you think.

Most have a healthy emotional immune system - and would bounce back in a bit.

And we're not talking cute, harmless little puppies here either.

Flytefalls:
. Is this near-sightedness the reason most monks wear glasses?

Hehehe.

Howdy Flytefalls?

charix:
Now I'd like to see the average African fill in spaces on a European map.

Too far. Tell us to fill a map of Africa .

"Fear is the highest form of respect" - Al Capone.

Maybe your husband is closet gangsta.

Certain info are best kept private.

neily:
Must u write a long useless post?
Why the useless repetition? Rubbish!

Lol, my sister, this one pain you oh.

No take am personal.

youngprof2n:
Please i need ur advise on this issue......I am in love with this girl in my church ever since i started receiving a very strong green lights from her.I took that advantage & approach her in a friendly manner,I dont reveal my intensions.We started a very interesting conservation bt i must confess dt she is very funny & nice.When am escorting her home, She told me dt am very funny.Ever since dt day, i use to be calling & texting her in order to know how her day went nd it was so exciting bt my problem is dt she has never called on her own or return my text messages.....NB....I did dt texting & calling stuff under 10 days..WHAT CAN I DO TO GET HER ATTENTION SO THAT SHE WIL START NEEDING ME IN AS MUCH AS I NEED HER?

Hello Bro.

You shouldn't need anyone to NEED you.

Wanting her affections, on the other hand, is healthier. But there should also be limits.

And the fastest way to bring those out in any girl by fvcking her.

She already likes you, a lot. Don't look for further evidence.

Remember too: Whenever you don't ask act, the answer is always NO.

Other customers get shy when I come to buy condoms. Think mall checkout, not even chemist.

Very hard I must say. Today is January 8...

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Noble men don't patronize prosti-tutes.[/size]

Yeah right! You marry them.

needofadvice:
Hello Nairalanders,

One faithful night i was having a heart-to-heart chat with my girlfriend which later leads to us talking about our past. While she was talking about her ex boyfriends she told me that she had dated 11 guys before she met me and she slept with 9 of them. This girl i'm talking about is just 21 years old, i was shocked and dumbfounded. My feelings towards her has changed ever since that night i always try as much as possible to hide the feelings for her. Please my fellow brothers and sisters, is this kind of a girl worth spending the rest of my life with? Please kindly advice my on worth to do because right now i'm thinking of breaking up with her. This girl is just 21 years old. Please i need mature advises not insults.

Thank you all.

Bro, its hard not to feel the way you do.

But that's why you don't go asking questions you don't want to the answers to.

Look at it this way, she's just entered her sexual prime. Gets chyked on all sides with financial rewards on the table. And to cap it, her hormones are pushing her hard to get d1ck.


Ask yourself how 'virtuous' you would be under similar circumstances. Imagine if you were 2face or Wizkid for 24 hours, I have no doubt you would populate a continent.

The real reason you are distraught is not because she is now diminished in some way. But because her attention/affections no longer make you feel so special anymore.

If you like her, enjoy her company and she respects you...that's all that matters.

zeb04:
the guy is just being greedy.
They made 18billion together throught out the 26yrs. Normal sense means you share that in half.not only was she part of the office work,she was a wife and a mother.
if I were the woman,I'd collect 9 billion....nothing less.

You make me want to get a püssy transplant, and marry some oil baron.

gleaf:
[b][/b]

Thanks a lot dear! The problem I have now is that for like 2yrs now I have not been attracted to any oda girl, cos of her! I love her and she knows ...... Am always hurt when ever I see them!

4 years?!

To be blunt, you are being a MUMU.

What do you suppose she does with those guys when she visits them?

She sucks their c0cks - with lots of enthusiasm. Maybe she even swallows.

I have no doubt she sometimes takes it in the a$$.

You know some of those nights you were pining and fantasizing? She was moaning for some bad guy to fvck her silly.

I want you to remember these things whenever you slide into thinking about her.

And use this as leverage to go out and meet sweet, lovely, wonderful girls who will like you to bits.

If you have other lovely girls who want to fvck you, right now, do you think you will remember her?

Give your brain options and it will delete her file.

aim5:
It sucks that yellow and some reddish brown guys get hated on. They are always labeled as feminine and soft. Well, was Malcolm X soft?. Most of these women hating on light dudes are just insecure.

Lol. Really?

Don't get all low self-esteem because some little girls expressed their opinion.

You know that guy that sang 'Fine Lady' with Wizkid. Is he feminine?

How about the feminine Treysongz?

Both guys are light-skinned. One looks very masculine, the other not so.

BUT...girls cream their pants on seeing them.

Don't take everything you read seriously. Just open your eyes and observe for yourself.

eckersley:
fast yet affordable data plan. any recommendation?
AIRTEL is a no no

Spectranet: 25GB - N8K
MTN shared data stuff: 1GB - N1,200 (search the forum for PowerHQ - they deliver within 15 minutes, usually).

WTF?

EnlightenedSoul:
Oddly enough, it actually doesn't take an idi.ot to raft idi.ot waters. This one isn't an idi.ot per se - he's sentimental, & suffers from mild to moderate indigestion.

Sagamite is a king amongst men One does not simply argue with that one.

Lol. You get mouth eeh .

And who the hell liked your post.

cococandy:
I remember that thread
So you laughed too.
I was just laughing

Where is sagamite these days?

Hey Coco. Happy new year!

How's my name sake doing?

crackhaus:
Ahhh... who do we have here, a career pvssy-licker in full cheer-leading gear? No shiit..
Where do they make boys like you, seriously though…

You see, there are three solutions to your obvious problem:

1) If you like her that much, send her a PM and keep the azz-kissing private huh!
Or,
2) If you don't like me, quote me directly and state your case like someone with cojones!
Or my personal favourite,
3) Just shut the fvck up and mind your darn business!

Cheers...

Lol. Crackhaus my main man. Such vitriol...

I concede, I've been known to have a special fondness for pússy and cheerleaders. Especially when they are attached to cheerleaders.


I no even read una posts. So don't even have enough facts to take sides.

You, yourself, should know too well you're the farthest thing from an ídiot. I think so too.

Except you think otherwise.

She said the exact same stuff to Sagamite on some thread I participated in, and I found it extremely hilarious!

It was as witty as it was funny.

Didn't mean to call you an idíot my good friend.

^^ Tell him he's "rafting in idíot waters..."

Made my day...

hahn:
Dey there. Why do you think he likes reading about tonto dike so much. Nairaland is his own playboy mag. I bet his keyboard is covered up in semen

Lol.

Are you also with any foreign affiliate programs?

hahn:
Yes ooo. No more ma5turbat1ng

Your own ban, na for LUNAR-MAX you go serve am.

eckersley:
Giving him sex?
WHAT DA FK IS WRONG WT [Nigerian] men?
I do not subscribe to nor advocate premarital sex,
Here is my philosophy/stand on sex

1. No woman/lady [even my wife] can EVER give me sex.
Every man should be able to say and practice the same
Sex is a two way street.
A lady cannot lie on a bed and hv sex by/with herself, neither can a man. [don't u mention self-service]
If u say/believe a lady gives u sex, that means she does not enjoy it nor
has urges for it.

Women[like men] hv sexu-al urges but hv trained themselves to tie it to receiving
something from men.
Hence the men think their ladies reward
them[guys] with sex for the gifts/nice treatment they [men] provide.
And the ladies arrange/ make it appear so.

MEN PLEASE, DISCIPLINE URSELF AND CHANGE UR MENTALITY.
I beg u in the name of GOD
DMX ACCURATELY captures this in "What These Bit-ches Want"

I gave you, you gave me - BIT-CH,
I blazed you, you blazed me (c'mon)
Nothing more, nothing less, but you at my door
willing to confess that it's the best you ever tested
Better than all the rest, I'm like, "Aight girlfriend, hold up
I gave you, what you gave me Boo, a nut (f'real)"

Some ladies will say, Na mouth e dey make
Naaah ladies. I also walk the walk
----------

Should a lady and I ever discuss sex in marriage,
I tell them that
No girl NOT EVEN MY WIFE can use sex as a weapon or bargaining
chip against me.
And that I would warn my wife during courtship and after marriage
so she gets it into her skull.

I say sth along these lines
First, I am a firm believer and advocate of husbands and wives
using seperate bedrooms AND INTEND TO PRACTICE THIS TO THE HILT

I do not intend to hv sex during my honey moon and first 6 months of our marriage to drive home my message.
[Cos she'll think I abstained from premarital sex cos we are Christians]
Bt I talk abt this 6 months period so she understands that tho we r married sex is not the end all and be all.

Third, I operate the rule of 2
By that I mean.

If I'm in the mood and make a move on my wife and she turns down my advances.
I won't press or attempt talking her into it.
I just back off
2 days later, I'll approach her again
She says no. I back off
2 weeks after. Another NO
I back off
2 months after. Another No
I back off
Is someone expecting me to say 2 years.
NAAAAH.
For the next 2 years she'll be the sole initiator of sex.
If she comes to me for it, we do it.
If she doesn't come, no sweat
I wonder how that will impact her ego or feeling of being
sex-ually desired
My religion/person does not advocate revenge so it's out of the way

When I tell this to girls who are just my friends,
they say
No naaah. That's wickedness naah
U are heartless
blah, blah, blah

If abstaining frm sex for the 1st 30 years of youthful virility
did not kill me, it can't do so thereafter.

Where I dey go for life far and sex is not the ferry that
will take me there
Peace

Bros...you set.

Heisfaithful:
Hello N'landers, I am a graduate and an IT Support Specialist and had been looking for job for some years now, I'm an entrepreneur(Repair, Network, troubleshoot and install computer Systems). I am not getting any younger (early 30) and had resolve within me that I must marry and settle down this year. I had come across some good ladies but had been afraid to propose or have any serious relationship as I will like to provide for the needs of my woman and take good care of my family. I'm a good-looking, tall young man with good heart.

heisfaithful@gmail.com

Download a copy of Wallace Wattle's The Science of Getting Rich. Get the original 1901 version.

Read repeatedly, as if your life depends on it. Then apply it like a motherfuker.

Edit: The principles in it apply to anything you want. Not just money.

You don't hate attention. You lack entitlement.

Somewhere inside, you don't FEEL deserving.

Flytefalls:
Ahh, gotcha. Flytefalls initially disputed the fact she wasn't dreaming. My experience is improbable, but also very unimportant given the fact somebody has died. This wasn't a premonition or anything, just phatly coincidental. I dunno, my deeper thoughts don't believe I could be so special... but in the far distance is a light of thought that cracks through the doubtful darkness; maybe this was 'something else'?

Your story and other people's here are far more substantial and less vague. Those are the stories that create real questions.

You know, you can't be so sure the experience was so unimportant.

Maybe its the Universe titillating your curiosity.

And now you have questions. And questions are fuel.

Blue pill: you ignore them as if nothing happened...and you get other veiled proddings down the line (persistent bugger!).

Red pill: you follow the questions ...and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

sonOfLucifer:
Buds man
It was for 24 hours. I felt wretched during the period. Especially as the comment I got banned for got so many likes and shares.

Lol. Kpele.