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APContherun:
Watch General Buhari justifying attack on press freedom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFhDzZQ7N4

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBkmrHgN10I

O boy! This interviewer is brutal.

Second video.

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kramer:
Haha I don't think so.. can you imagine her pounding yam with that pout. I have to see it to believe it

Lol.

Women are generally pleasers.

If she wants you...and you want pounded yam. She will pound.

kITATITA:
I don't know if anybody noticed but I think Buhari speaks very good English but with a poor accent. He is also direct to the point and doesn't waste words; and not abusive.

I swear down.

I think in recent memory, the video above was my first time of seeing him speak.

He makes a LOT of sense in a few words. Looks like someone who would stand behind his words too - to the best of his ability.

kramer:
She looks like the type of woman that won't lift a finger around the house

You can't be so sure.

For guys she likes & respects, she go even fetch firewood.

ishiamu:
Those that makes peaceful change hard makes violent change inevitable

Those tools of violence, do you have them? Can you procure them?

clevvermind:
i don't know of anybody but i am ready for the war. we the Niger Delta people are not scared. we are set.

ishiamu:
We don't talk much, we let our guns and bombs do the talking

Let me mention my people

Phockphockman, firefire, nigerianvenom, apcontherun, sunnybobo, clevvermind, SeverusSnape, biafranqueen,

Broses, war no be beans.

So before you start chanting "Ojukwu nye anyi egbe..." (Ojukwu give us guns). Ask yourself how well the earlier one went.

I strongly doubt your pseudo-courage will survive 5 seconds when you hear the sound of machine-gun fire.


And speaking of guns, do you have guns? Do you know how to fire them, do you have access to plenty plenty ammunition.

How about combat training, gear, bombers, and international support?

Oh yes, and do you have FOOD!!!

Did you know that at some point Ojukwu share 10,000 matchets - matchets o! - to people like you who apparently wanted to confront Nigerian soldiers.

...Nigerian soldiers who had enough ammunition to shell towns for weeks - if they so choose.

You know what happened to these 10,000 Onitsha market traders? All of them pick race at the sound of machine guns.

Besides the will to fight, you need so many things to successfully prosecute a war. Even, if there be anything like a 'successful' war.

And finally, you think ANY of these guys spurring you on will remian in this country - after the first shots get fired? Think again.


"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it". -------------- George Santayana

They are also God's children.

I won't even trust myself that far...

And that rock, na you design am?

Hello Seun, please kindly prevail on your ad guys to credit my account.

Been 3 days now. Kind Regards.

Burger01:
After 3 kids, it's not gonna be easy for Pero and 2Face to stop just like that. Annie should just resign to fate. Don't forget that person wey don born for man pikin don comot for concubine

Na SHAREHOLDER now .

A well meaning friend urged me to try this amala shid once...God bless his soul .

“borne out of pure malice for our client who has carved an inch (sic) for herself in the entertainment industry..."

Carved an inch abi .

Laywer diaris godu o.

Ralphlauren:
Most stupid thread ever.

How can you carry out forensic analysis on a document downloaded from the internet?

Forensic analysis can only be correctly done on the physical/actual paper document.

You sef be coconut head .

vicadex07:
Ode, it is called "statement of result" and not certificate for a reason. They are usually typed manually on a school's letterhead and awarded to the student in the absense of a certificate

Very quick to call him names. Kindly look at the pics again. The document 'is' directly from Cambridge.

Dude merely 'authenticated' it.

Flytefalls:
You knew what exactly?

Shaking my head at your depravity. Buddha, you too bad

Lol.

Sexuality is most sacred milady.

The prettier ones are usually more secure, and friendlier when you approach them.

Most guys are usually terrified of them - so less competition for you even.

Flytefalls:
Yeah, like falling bird.

Stray currents, eh? Why, you must mean the synaptic awakening of the female mind; arousing girls over the land from spiritual rigor mortis, of course

The electric monk has a small but significant role in the story. He is able to drop his belief that everything is pink, and then time travel (via a portal) to earth into a Professor (at Cambridge's) bathroom. I'll say no more

Have a good day yo!

I knew it. You're such a genius .

Yes, nothing beats some good ol' awakening spiritual erotìca.

Wtf is the Monk doing in a gentleman's bathroom? Such a perv, our dear Monk.

Flytefalls:
Well, talk of monks and cowboy connotations associated with the word 'howdy' required a additional element of electricity before I could start believing you may be NL's electric monk . Here's the first chapter from one of my all time favorite books for clarification (or further confusion);

http://theelectricmonk.com/ElectricMonk.html

'Flytefalls': erm, I guess it was linked to an emotion I felt at the time I registered. Iunnoooo really

Let me scram before I get the thread locked for derailment

Flyte falls?

Hope 'twas you falling for Mr Flyte...and not the type that makes one want to fall off a cliff.

Lol, am no electric monk. But have been known to send some stray current through a few female body parts.

Not read fiction in years. So what happened to our malfunctioning monk?

Flytefalls:
Howdy

Are you electric?

Didn't quite get that one.

Btw, where did Flytefalls (name) come from?

InZA:
I find it "interesting" that people often suggest the bolded, but my concern is, we are not talking about changing cars, or shoes or kitchen wares, these are actual, living, breathing people with the capacity to feel hurt, dejected, frustrated and a whole lot of other emotions that find themselves rooted in heart breaks/breakups and the moving on decision.

That said, I really understand what you're saying, you've made really strong points. Summarily, I think my fear is the thought of being responsible for breaking someone's heart.... I detest the thought of that and believe you me it's not because I'm a people pleaser, neither is it because I want to remain perpetually in people's good graces. But that's just me.... I'd rather not go into a relationship than go into one that might end up with me likely breaking her heart. That's just me

I'm queer I know

People are not as fragile as you think.

Most have a healthy emotional immune system - and would bounce back in a bit.

And we're not talking cute, harmless little puppies here either.

Flytefalls:
. Is this near-sightedness the reason most monks wear glasses?

Hehehe.

Howdy Flytefalls?

charix:
Now I'd like to see the average African fill in spaces on a European map.

Too far. Tell us to fill a map of Africa .

"Fear is the highest form of respect" - Al Capone.

Maybe your husband is closet gangsta.

Certain info are best kept private.

neily:
Must u write a long useless post?
Why the useless repetition? Rubbish!

Lol, my sister, this one pain you oh.

No take am personal.

youngprof2n:
Please i need ur advise on this issue......I am in love with this girl in my church ever since i started receiving a very strong green lights from her.I took that advantage & approach her in a friendly manner,I dont reveal my intensions.We started a very interesting conservation bt i must confess dt she is very funny & nice.When am escorting her home, She told me dt am very funny.Ever since dt day, i use to be calling & texting her in order to know how her day went nd it was so exciting bt my problem is dt she has never called on her own or return my text messages.....NB....I did dt texting & calling stuff under 10 days..WHAT CAN I DO TO GET HER ATTENTION SO THAT SHE WIL START NEEDING ME IN AS MUCH AS I NEED HER?

Hello Bro.

You shouldn't need anyone to NEED you.

Wanting her affections, on the other hand, is healthier. But there should also be limits.

And the fastest way to bring those out in any girl by fvcking her.

She already likes you, a lot. Don't look for further evidence.

Remember too: Whenever you don't ask act, the answer is always NO.

Other customers get shy when I come to buy condoms. Think mall checkout, not even chemist.

Very hard I must say. Today is January 8...

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Noble men don't patronize prosti-tutes.[/size]

Yeah right! You marry them.

needofadvice:
Hello Nairalanders,

One faithful night i was having a heart-to-heart chat with my girlfriend which later leads to us talking about our past. While she was talking about her ex boyfriends she told me that she had dated 11 guys before she met me and she slept with 9 of them. This girl i'm talking about is just 21 years old, i was shocked and dumbfounded. My feelings towards her has changed ever since that night i always try as much as possible to hide the feelings for her. Please my fellow brothers and sisters, is this kind of a girl worth spending the rest of my life with? Please kindly advice my on worth to do because right now i'm thinking of breaking up with her. This girl is just 21 years old. Please i need mature advises not insults.

Thank you all.

Bro, its hard not to feel the way you do.

But that's why you don't go asking questions you don't want to the answers to.

Look at it this way, she's just entered her sexual prime. Gets chyked on all sides with financial rewards on the table. And to cap it, her hormones are pushing her hard to get d1ck.


Ask yourself how 'virtuous' you would be under similar circumstances. Imagine if you were 2face or Wizkid for 24 hours, I have no doubt you would populate a continent.

The real reason you are distraught is not because she is now diminished in some way. But because her attention/affections no longer make you feel so special anymore.

If you like her, enjoy her company and she respects you...that's all that matters.