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fijiano202:
do u mean moments when u remeber ur sec school friend and all the fun u had...only for him to call u that same day after 6yrs of no communication

Hey Fijiano, exactly.

Please tell us how it happened.

Have you ever had 'weird' improbable coincidences happen to you.

Wrong question really. As life, as we know it, only exists because of improbable 'coincidences'.


So, I'll rephrase: Let's share stories of notable low-probability coincidences we've experienced.

It could be an answered prayer, a strong wish fulfilled, a last-minute 'miracle', or a bank error in your favour - lol, but that you really, really needed at that point in time. Etcetera.


It doesn't have to be Guinness-World-Records grade.

Might just be someone offering you a cup of coffee unexpectedly - when you wanted coffee, or having an old, long-lost friend call - after you just thought of them.


There are certain theories of the universe, where thoughts create our reality. And intent the architect of your experience.

But without labeling these as religious-this or scientific-that, let's just share them as they happened. As open-mindedly as possible...and just let everyone 'hold' their pre-existing conclusions.


I'll lead with the stories...

I first had such an experience in JSS 2.

Then, I was a Christian, strongly believed in the Virgin Mary, and attended a Catholic secondary school.

On the surface, my intention was simple enough. I wanted to take the 5th position, out of about 130 students (combined result). So I asked the Virgin Mary for assistance.

I said the rosary daily - till the end of the term. In retrospect, I didn't bother about the mechanics of how she'd do it. I just had full belief.

100%.

At the end of the term, I took exactly 5th, and wasn't the least surprised. It was expected.

But looking back now, that was, no doubt, a 5-star miracle.

You could take 1st position by trying your best to score the highest possible marks in all tests and exams. Or the last position by failing to pick up any marks through all tests and exams.

But...How the heck does one take 5th through 10 subjects with 3 tests & 1 exam each?

Guess that opens the floor. Let's hear yours .

Gotta be the spiritual husband pulling his weight .

plaetton:
If you have an idea of how neural cells aggregate and interact to carry information, aggregate and organize it to produce sensations, consciousness, awareness and intelligence, do you not think that the aggregated clusters of planets, stars, galaxies, nebulas, etc in universe could have equally evolved same intelligence independently over 18 billion years via the exchange of electrical signals in the plasma stream?

Isn't it possible, in fact, more probable that the evolution of life and intelligence on earth is just a mimicry of the grander evolution of the universe?

"As it is above, so it is below".

Hello brother. Compliments of the season.

No, consciousness/awareness is not a product of the brain.

Reality - physical and non-physical - strongly, strongly, strongly appears to be a product of consciousness itself.

Yes, this consciousness, must have undergone some kind of evolution/progressive refinement...until it became badass!

Right now, in my not-knowing-muchness, I think its just experiencing/dreaming and flamboyantly showing off...to itself.

You sure say Boko no get cloning facility?

On mobile, atm. Will get back to you.

Would you mind a FAAAT tour guide?

Sunkyphil:
u can also do dis op,just look for a day u and ur friend shld pay a surprise visit to the club so u can catch her red handed;there is nothing sweeter and evident than dat

Remember say them dey ROTATE. And if she's not a 'professional', your chances of seeing her out again are minimal.

Don't also discount the fact she could see you first and disappear.

You can take a monkey out of a tree, but you can't take the tree out of a monkey

Old habits die hard. Imagine doing runs for 4 years...very difficult pattern to break.

Even when you have everything you could possibly want, the adventure and kinky treat of being 'bought' will drag you right back in.

But if I were you, I would keep my fvckn mouth shut.

4bobo:
You must be aspiring charge and bail lawyer. You are the defendant as well as the judge. That's why many people think lawyers are liars. So the money generated will be kept in a museum. Smh

LMAO!

Ilovenigeria:
Are we girls are no longer beautiful or should I say that our men are now wise or busy that they don't notice us anymore?

I'm feeling so sad and down at the moment. Could you believe I trekked from Ikeja Along to oshodi today because I was bored at home and to my surprise, not a single vehicle nor a guy stopped me throughout my trekking , can you imagine? I just wasted my powder,lipstick and perfume for nothing


Please nobody should call me "ugly" because I am very far from being ugly.

There are now plenty fine gehs everywhere. Students are home.

For better results, try it at night. You coukd get somw change too.

LMAO @ horseband.

Maybe you pack a certain terrifying, dangling appendage all horses possess.

falseman:
I like how the pusssy pops when pumping from behind

Ludacris, Chicken-N-Beer, Track 12.

I loooove that song!

Iamsynord:
This has remained a mystery to me..why would a fine young lady dressed up in her bumshorts and short skimpy skirts that can make any man blood boil to attend a party where she would not dance with any one even if na only one
If u don't like the guy you dancing,politely move away and find another?? Why will u attend a party and claim " I don't feel like dancing "..Some will even be dancing with fellow females wen active guys are sitting down " stranded " ..
What is this world turning to ??

Exactly BECAUSE you think you are 'stranded' when you are dancing by yourself.

Girls love to go where the energy is.

Try this for a change:

Next time you go to a party, say to yourself, "I am going to dance with myself, and by myself for the next 20 minutes", "And I am going to have the most fun I've ever had doing it".

Don't look around, don't watch who is watching you. Really, really genuinely enjoy yourself and the music. If Beyonce approaches you 15 minutes into your bliss time, playfully turn your back to her.

You're not letting any girl in until the time is up. Then come here and tell us what happened.

Women want guys who are already having fun, not guys who need them to have fun.

Yeah, and I forgot...no dancing monkey Michael Jackson shíd! You don't need to know how to dance.

hifaif:
I have a female friend who has been a very good friend to me for months now. Yesterday, she honoured a guy's invitation to a Christmas carol. She was excited and left in the evening. I didn't say anything.

This morning, another female friend decided to come and visit me to celebrate Christmas with me. Without calling to inform me that she was coming, the first girl visited and met this other female friend of mine and began to insult both of us. I was both shocked and embarrassed.

Now, both ladies have been refusing to pick my call since morning.

The truth however is that I tend to love the second girl. She bore the insults with maturity but she isn't picking my call no more.

I feel helpless and sad.

In a sense, they are both right.

The first girl has been expecting you to define your 'relationship' - and you haven't.

But she went over-board by going ape-shít - which I consider also your fault.

Women, like children, need to know what behaviour is permissible around you. Guess you were kinda overwhelmed and didn't know how to react.

The second girl, who you prefer, has even a more legitimate reason for being pissed. You didn't protect her from the other girl's verbal assault.

Wait some days and call the second girl, don't apologize too much - talk about something else.

Don't call the first one, she'll call soon - if you don't. Make her apologize - be pissed.

If you choose the second girl, the first girl will chase you like hell.

RockMaxi:
You are absolutely wrong. This is a game changer and if there is going to be a media/public debate, GMB should be made to answer this question. This will eventually exonerate him from all accusations of extremism and religious bigotry. Though we know politicians to renege on their promises...

He should IGNORE.

By giving a response, he draws attention to it. And by drawing attention to it, it appears a legit concern.

Then his opponents will polarize his Christian supporters.

Its like challenging GEJ to publicly promise not to arm Niger-Delta militants, for example.

Glad to see lots of dudes here are humane.

cupidhero:
Na wa! You have seen alot bro, even my homies who have toured mogadishu,afghanistan and even Iraq can't boast of such horror. Is the story of john rambo about you?

Sarcasm at it finest!

Full tank sir!

ladymichael:
I might get slaps for this but much as I don't agree with premarital sex, how can she learn how to do this expertly without a man in her life?

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ------ Oga Einstein


You've done the abstinence thing for quite a while, and where has it gotten you?

Human females attain sexual maturity around 16 years of age. Do you think God would design you to have the cauldron of urges and desires you possess, going forward, if he intends for you to find a mate at 30?

Religion is a tool for mass control. Learn to think for yourself, especially in matters such as this.

You can't learn to play the piano by just reading a book. And you can't learn how to become good in bed by just reading a book either. You need quite some practice.

In theory, I know how to "curve-it-like-Beckham", but would be found extremely wanting, should I be called upon to 'curve' it in real life.


You were designed to have sex and LOVE it, so any other contrary information is a lie against God and against nature.

I suspect, the major setback you could have, initially, wouldn't be getting naked, itself. But actually letting go, and accepting yourself as a magnificent sexual being.

Finally, becoming a sexual dynamite isn't a magic bullet. You should also be a genuinely warm and pleasant person. The kind one would always look forward to coming back to.

A really turned on girl, in total animal abandon.

Those big round silver earrings. My sweetheart, when I was 15/16, wore them regularly.

To loss don dey hungry you abi?

1stola:
They are those hypocrite supporters of the clueless otuoke drúnkard so-called TAN (Transformation Ambassador of Nigeria (
So, we call them TANoids or saTAN.

Thank you sire.

She should make herself SEEN.

She's almost at the end of her biological tether, so should be ruthless about getting new dates. At the minimum, there should be 3 of them lined up each week. And she should screen HARD.

If her job doesn't allow her some free time, that's a problem.

Her weekends should be almost spent entirely outdoors. Weddings, events, hobbies, etc.

She should go out to places where cool guys hang out, like a nice gym, túsh bars (especially during times for football matches!), etc

And most importantly, she should learn how to fvck, EXPERTLY. So that she can deeply bury her fangs and scramble his brain, when she does meet him.

Finally, she should Google Arden Leigh, and ingest her content/materials. Very smart girl - knows her stuff.

1stola:
Ewu!

Bro c'mon. Explain further naw. Why are they called Tanoids and where did that come from.

Thanks.

mrborntodoit:
Soyinka has chosen light over darkness

Dude was attacked, first.

OBJ on Soyinka: “He is surely a better wine connoisseur and a more successful aparo hunter than a political critic, not to talk of what he would do as a politician,”

Aparo means guinea fowl .

Monimatic:
U are just a confused semi illiterate .

Lol, ok, so the illiteracy never done abi?

“Chei! There is Death o!” Mr. Soyinka concludes his response, in biting reference to the First Lady’s famous dramatic torment in the wake of the abduction of 219 Chibok schoolgirls.

Gilded!

Coffee does it...

@ Poster, are you an imposter?

Evina:
On what please?

Her husband could be irresponsible, for one.

If she's a student that doesn't have an income, as yourself (I suppose). When you have, give her.

Tell him you don't like it when he sends you to the back.

If he does it again, refuse. I love girls with a healthy dose of self respect.

And concerning the other matter...you can't make a leopard change it's spots.