₦airaland Forum

Glad to see lots of dudes here are humane.

cupidhero:
Na wa! You have seen alot bro, even my homies who have toured mogadishu,afghanistan and even Iraq can't boast of such horror. Is the story of john rambo about you?

Sarcasm at it finest!

Full tank sir!

ladymichael:
I might get slaps for this but much as I don't agree with premarital sex, how can she learn how to do this expertly without a man in her life?

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ------ Oga Einstein


You've done the abstinence thing for quite a while, and where has it gotten you?

Human females attain sexual maturity around 16 years of age. Do you think God would design you to have the cauldron of urges and desires you possess, going forward, if he intends for you to find a mate at 30?

Religion is a tool for mass control. Learn to think for yourself, especially in matters such as this.

You can't learn to play the piano by just reading a book. And you can't learn how to become good in bed by just reading a book either. You need quite some practice.

In theory, I know how to "curve-it-like-Beckham", but would be found extremely wanting, should I be called upon to 'curve' it in real life.


You were designed to have sex and LOVE it, so any other contrary information is a lie against God and against nature.

I suspect, the major setback you could have, initially, wouldn't be getting naked, itself. But actually letting go, and accepting yourself as a magnificent sexual being.

Finally, becoming a sexual dynamite isn't a magic bullet. You should also be a genuinely warm and pleasant person. The kind one would always look forward to coming back to.

A really turned on girl, in total animal abandon.

Those big round silver earrings. My sweetheart, when I was 15/16, wore them regularly.

To loss don dey hungry you abi?

1stola:
They are those hypocrite supporters of the clueless otuoke drúnkard so-called TAN (Transformation Ambassador of Nigeria (
So, we call them TANoids or saTAN.

Thank you sire.

She should make herself SEEN.

She's almost at the end of her biological tether, so should be ruthless about getting new dates. At the minimum, there should be 3 of them lined up each week. And she should screen HARD.

If her job doesn't allow her some free time, that's a problem.

Her weekends should be almost spent entirely outdoors. Weddings, events, hobbies, etc.

She should go out to places where cool guys hang out, like a nice gym, túsh bars (especially during times for football matches!), etc

And most importantly, she should learn how to fvck, EXPERTLY. So that she can deeply bury her fangs and scramble his brain, when she does meet him.

Finally, she should Google Arden Leigh, and ingest her content/materials. Very smart girl - knows her stuff.

1stola:
Ewu!

Bro c'mon. Explain further naw. Why are they called Tanoids and where did that come from.

Thanks.

mrborntodoit:
Soyinka has chosen light over darkness

Dude was attacked, first.

OBJ on Soyinka: “He is surely a better wine connoisseur and a more successful aparo hunter than a political critic, not to talk of what he would do as a politician,”

Aparo means guinea fowl .

Monimatic:
U are just a confused semi illiterate .

Lol, ok, so the illiteracy never done abi?

“Chei! There is Death o!” Mr. Soyinka concludes his response, in biting reference to the First Lady’s famous dramatic torment in the wake of the abduction of 219 Chibok schoolgirls.

Gilded!

Coffee does it...

@ Poster, are you an imposter?

Evina:
On what please?

Her husband could be irresponsible, for one.

If she's a student that doesn't have an income, as yourself (I suppose). When you have, give her.

Tell him you don't like it when he sends you to the back.

If he does it again, refuse. I love girls with a healthy dose of self respect.

And concerning the other matter...you can't make a leopard change it's spots.

farano:
Just yesterday, a friend of mine, married with two kids, told me how she called her ex-boyfriend for Xmas gift/money and he sent her some money. I don't know if there's anything wrong with that.

It depends.

1stola:
And op called this a blast
All this TANoid ops sha
You ppl must be deluded.

I've been seeing this for a long time. Abed which one be TAN and TANoids.

Danke!

pro01:
Naa. I don't seek compensation of any kind. My support for Goodluck and disdain for Buhari and his APC gang is not driven by pecuniary considerations.

Interesting...

Ok, let's see how objective you are. What shortcomings do you think President Goodluck has?

pro01:
I can see that Buhari's spin doctors are trying hard to humanise him. Unfortunately, there's not much they can do to convince us that he is less fundamentalist, intolerant, bigoted, and unmanageable than he has always been.

Pro zero my man, I hope say Goodluck go compensate you proportionately come '15. You no dey use the man shine teeth.

Okupe might have himself a replacement.

tosyne2much:
I'm extroverted and am usually a good conversationalist with most people but some ladies make me think otherwise that maybe I'm somewhat boring.

When I say BORING, I don't mean how you dress, look or even act in bed but much deeper topic. The fact that some ladies act so damn BORING either offline, online, in a relationship, meeting someone on the first date or during a chat that the dude is left with literally nothing more than to fall asleep, stop chatting or
get up walked out. Many a times, an average boring lady will blame it on mood or because she's not into you** smh**


You are a boring lady,

1. If you are a monosyllabic type that replies with 5n u? Kul u? Yap u? Ya u ? Tnx u? You put very little effort into helping the conversation along

2 if your idea of a good conversation is extended silence. Let's talk about football, you have nothing to say: talk about movies, you have nothing to say, gist me about your day, you have nothing to say, let's talk about yourself, you can't even give a good description about yourself. The funniest thing is that, even if they are into you, you will still find them boring* smh*

3. If you would have to hold up the conversation with no input 'cos you feel you are only meant to reply. You stop talking 'cos he stops and that is the end of the conversation

4. If your answer to every question is NO.. Any hobby? No ?, Anything new to talk about? No ?, Have you got a gist for me? No.

5. If you are the type a guy calls and drops the call within one minute not because he's not got enough credit but because nothing laughable will ever come out of your mouth

6. If you are more interested in talking about yourself than listening to what the other person has to say

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours

Bro...

Every girl, without exception, will talk your ears off - once she gets warmed up.

They are ALL radios, every fvcking single one of them.

However, if your idea of a conversation is interviewing her:

"Where are you from", "what's your name". "bla bla bla"...you will always hit a wall. (Except you have a sh*t load of status in that environment)


Make statements, just generally blab and expect nothing in return.

Then, to the best of your ability, genuinely listen when she comes around, she will. Everyone's favourite topic is themselves.

So give her a chance to talk about the most fascinating person on the planet. Her views and opinions. Then your next thread would be: "Why can't girls ever keep their fvckn mouths shut!".



"When I left the dining room after sitting next to Mr. Gladstone, I thought he was the cleverest man in England. But after sitting next to Mr. Disraeli, I thought I was the cleverest woman in England."
— A women when asked her impression of the two English statesmen Benjamin Disraeli and William Gladstone after dining with them.

Canme4u:
Why did US find it amuzing to joke with a National issue of another country?

Am looking forward to NorthKorea's retaliatory responds. Nah naija go be the ref.

Watching in 5D

White House Down.
Olympus Has Fallen.

Movies are movies man.

iceberylin:
This one go broke

Cause

QUALITY ATTRACTS QUALITY.

'Quality' no mean say the person get money. No be by grammer.

seangy4konji:
Smoking gun presents worlds dumbest.

Dude thanks. I really fell on the floor laughing.

Potatoes will potate... Yuz '13

Another attention seeker...

temitemi1:
U look clean

...for that day right?

She must have been shocked

coogar:
men are risk takers.....
the kinda activities a boy child would engage himself in is way more dangerous than the girl child. if i tell you some of my near death experiences when i was a teen, you would do testimony for me in church on sunday.

i have cheated death several times - i am not supposed to be here.

It depends bro...

Under certain circumstances, the sheer recklessness and brazen daredevilry displayed by certain women, will shock even a very mad man, with a death wish.

Let's consider prostitutes and runs-girls for example. Mehn, these girls get MIND die!

Physically, the average male is several times more powerful than a woman. Yet, these girls have zero hesitation in following, say, 4 strange men, they don't know from Adam, to wherever

...In the dead of the night!


Is it the fucktheworldedness of shamelessly standing on the road, in sexy-wear, and hawking their wares. I don't know many men who are desensitized to such high levels of social-pressure.

Jedi-level shid I tell you.

Some dudes even get high-blood-pressure from just waiting for a cab.


Or is it the perpetual willingness to take-on even Mike Tyson himself, if he renegades on his earlier 'agreement' .

And finally, what is even more reckless than commercializing your woman-parts - with all the fancy diseases out there.

Richiy:
Haba..how can I quarrel with my manchi na

Lol, I bin wish you HBD, in arrears, for one thread like that. Guess you didn't see it.

JoeArmsD1:
lead the way bro

She's my little sister.

How was your JAMB?

JoeArmsD1:
Where am I gonna meet her?

Bristow...