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farano:
Just yesterday, a friend of mine, married with two kids, told me how she called her ex-boyfriend for Xmas gift/money and he sent her some money. I don't know if there's anything wrong with that.

It depends.

1stola:
And op called this a blast
All this TANoid ops sha
You ppl must be deluded.

I've been seeing this for a long time. Abed which one be TAN and TANoids.

Danke!

pro01:
Naa. I don't seek compensation of any kind. My support for Goodluck and disdain for Buhari and his APC gang is not driven by pecuniary considerations.

Interesting...

Ok, let's see how objective you are. What shortcomings do you think President Goodluck has?

pro01:
I can see that Buhari's spin doctors are trying hard to humanise him. Unfortunately, there's not much they can do to convince us that he is less fundamentalist, intolerant, bigoted, and unmanageable than he has always been.

Pro zero my man, I hope say Goodluck go compensate you proportionately come '15. You no dey use the man shine teeth.

Okupe might have himself a replacement.

tosyne2much:
I'm extroverted and am usually a good conversationalist with most people but some ladies make me think otherwise that maybe I'm somewhat boring.

When I say BORING, I don't mean how you dress, look or even act in bed but much deeper topic. The fact that some ladies act so damn BORING either offline, online, in a relationship, meeting someone on the first date or during a chat that the dude is left with literally nothing more than to fall asleep, stop chatting or
get up walked out. Many a times, an average boring lady will blame it on mood or because she's not into you** smh**


You are a boring lady,

1. If you are a monosyllabic type that replies with 5n u? Kul u? Yap u? Ya u ? Tnx u? You put very little effort into helping the conversation along

2 if your idea of a good conversation is extended silence. Let's talk about football, you have nothing to say: talk about movies, you have nothing to say, gist me about your day, you have nothing to say, let's talk about yourself, you can't even give a good description about yourself. The funniest thing is that, even if they are into you, you will still find them boring* smh*

3. If you would have to hold up the conversation with no input 'cos you feel you are only meant to reply. You stop talking 'cos he stops and that is the end of the conversation

4. If your answer to every question is NO.. Any hobby? No ?, Anything new to talk about? No ?, Have you got a gist for me? No.

5. If you are the type a guy calls and drops the call within one minute not because he's not got enough credit but because nothing laughable will ever come out of your mouth

6. If you are more interested in talking about yourself than listening to what the other person has to say

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours

Bro...

Every girl, without exception, will talk your ears off - once she gets warmed up.

They are ALL radios, every fvcking single one of them.

However, if your idea of a conversation is interviewing her:

"Where are you from", "what's your name". "bla bla bla"...you will always hit a wall. (Except you have a sh*t load of status in that environment)


Make statements, just generally blab and expect nothing in return.

Then, to the best of your ability, genuinely listen when she comes around, she will. Everyone's favourite topic is themselves.

So give her a chance to talk about the most fascinating person on the planet. Her views and opinions. Then your next thread would be: "Why can't girls ever keep their fvckn mouths shut!".



"When I left the dining room after sitting next to Mr. Gladstone, I thought he was the cleverest man in England. But after sitting next to Mr. Disraeli, I thought I was the cleverest woman in England."
— A women when asked her impression of the two English statesmen Benjamin Disraeli and William Gladstone after dining with them.

Canme4u:
Why did US find it amuzing to joke with a National issue of another country?

Am looking forward to NorthKorea's retaliatory responds. Nah naija go be the ref.

Watching in 5D

White House Down.
Olympus Has Fallen.

Movies are movies man.

iceberylin:
This one go broke

Cause

QUALITY ATTRACTS QUALITY.

'Quality' no mean say the person get money. No be by grammer.

seangy4konji:
Smoking gun presents worlds dumbest.

Dude thanks. I really fell on the floor laughing.

Potatoes will potate... Yuz '13

Another attention seeker...

temitemi1:
U look clean

...for that day right?

She must have been shocked

coogar:
men are risk takers.....
the kinda activities a boy child would engage himself in is way more dangerous than the girl child. if i tell you some of my near death experiences when i was a teen, you would do testimony for me in church on sunday.

i have cheated death several times - i am not supposed to be here.

It depends bro...

Under certain circumstances, the sheer recklessness and brazen daredevilry displayed by certain women, will shock even a very mad man, with a death wish.

Let's consider prostitutes and runs-girls for example. Mehn, these girls get MIND die!

Physically, the average male is several times more powerful than a woman. Yet, these girls have zero hesitation in following, say, 4 strange men, they don't know from Adam, to wherever

...In the dead of the night!


Is it the fucktheworldedness of shamelessly standing on the road, in sexy-wear, and hawking their wares. I don't know many men who are desensitized to such high levels of social-pressure.

Jedi-level shid I tell you.

Some dudes even get high-blood-pressure from just waiting for a cab.


Or is it the perpetual willingness to take-on even Mike Tyson himself, if he renegades on his earlier 'agreement' .

And finally, what is even more reckless than commercializing your woman-parts - with all the fancy diseases out there.

Richiy:
Haba..how can I quarrel with my manchi na

Lol, I bin wish you HBD, in arrears, for one thread like that. Guess you didn't see it.

JoeArmsD1:
lead the way bro

She's my little sister.

How was your JAMB?

JoeArmsD1:
Where am I gonna meet her?

Bristow...

stal:
I have a very good respect for tinubu. This writeup is a masterpiece. My only reservation for him is his religious insensitivity in allowing Muslims taking major position in his party while marginalising other religions. This move alone make apc appear as people tag it. Imagine majority of top shot in Lagos state civil service are moslems. Why are the other religion marginalized. Anyway I wish him well in his next endeavor

You believe he wrote that? Or Obasanjo his book?

Richiy:
This list ain't complete without buddhapalm

Hiya Richiy. Hope you're doing great...

Nope, not even close.

You know, I bin think say we dey quarrel or something.

Lol, e for raise im hand too .

ayibawanemi:
lol...
He never left,he opened a new nl account(papiWata)

Oh really? Thanks.

Jakumo:
Big Cake this is a serious development with geopolitical ramifications, as I am sure you are aware. It is imperative that you now visit your local Juju witch doctor who will explain the sacrifices that you will need to perform in order to neutralize the spiritual mission which took that domestic cat into your vehicle's engine compartment.

Alternatively you can post five live chickens and one mature goat to me, along with a drum of palm oil, so that I can organize all the modalities needed to cleanse your car of evil spirits.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jakumo is back!

Good to have you back man.

goldfish80:
What is a gp tank doing in the living room of a sane man?

Looks like an indoor poolside.

UjSizzle:
Enough with the excuses already. If the sight of a naked woman turns you on, then teach yourself to see the naked woman as a fvcking tree instead. Or yet train yourself to feel disgusted by the sight of naked flesh.

Even Jesus himself won't approve.

Church leaders will refuse to believe him.

...does he want to spoil everything?

tygaweezy:
I know some of you would doubt what am about to post but its true and ladies don't admit it, I've noticed in so many occassions where a guy would be so nice to a girl; like agreeing to whatever she says, never get angry at her no matter what,and other stuffs .
So girls now see guys like this as weaklings,someone who doesn't know what he wants,someone who can't stand and let his opinion count.This makes it totally impossible for nice guys to be in a relationship.
What am trying to say is that most girls prefer jerks to nice guys. Bring in your thoughts on this fellaz

Here from a girl's mouth: https://www.nairaland.com/2042122/ladies-what-attracts-guys-personality#28833770

Women actually love nice guys. However, not doormat-nice, but alpha-nice.

The best example? DADDY!

Generally speaking, no one loves a girl like her daddy. Daddy love his little girl to bits.

Daddy is super-nice, loving caring, protective, available, and all shades of sweet...BUT he's also an ENFORCER!.

"NO". "You're grounded". "Get back to the house, now". "You won't wear that". That's daddy, ze boss, also doing the dirty work that has to be done.

You don't have to become a jerk-jerk to get girls - just become honest...to the hilt.

Sometimes, they do need their recurrent drama fixes, so an ethical jerk , sometimes, by not hurting her self-esteem.

Dynamite comes in small packages.

Abacha, Napoleon, Sagamite, etc .

HML. She has herself a fine husband.

This marrafoker is a marrafoker.

itstpia8:
Why not globally dousing africa.

tolextony:
If I can get 100likes,I will stop gambling and face my studies

Lol, you fit still hammer.

Open MumuBET

Even Yuzedo himself, is unworthy to untie this dude's sandals .