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stal:
I have a very good respect for tinubu. This writeup is a masterpiece. My only reservation for him is his religious insensitivity in allowing Muslims taking major position in his party while marginalising other religions. This move alone make apc appear as people tag it. Imagine majority of top shot in Lagos state civil service are moslems. Why are the other religion marginalized. Anyway I wish him well in his next endeavor

You believe he wrote that? Or Obasanjo his book?

Richiy:
This list ain't complete without buddhapalm

Hiya Richiy. Hope you're doing great...

Nope, not even close.

You know, I bin think say we dey quarrel or something.

Lol, e for raise im hand too .

ayibawanemi:
lol...
He never left,he opened a new nl account(papiWata)

Oh really? Thanks.

Jakumo:
Big Cake this is a serious development with geopolitical ramifications, as I am sure you are aware. It is imperative that you now visit your local Juju witch doctor who will explain the sacrifices that you will need to perform in order to neutralize the spiritual mission which took that domestic cat into your vehicle's engine compartment.

Alternatively you can post five live chickens and one mature goat to me, along with a drum of palm oil, so that I can organize all the modalities needed to cleanse your car of evil spirits.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jakumo is back!

Good to have you back man.

goldfish80:
What is a gp tank doing in the living room of a sane man?

Looks like an indoor poolside.

UjSizzle:
Enough with the excuses already. If the sight of a naked woman turns you on, then teach yourself to see the naked woman as a fvcking tree instead. Or yet train yourself to feel disgusted by the sight of naked flesh.

Even Jesus himself won't approve.

Church leaders will refuse to believe him.

...does he want to spoil everything?

tygaweezy:
I know some of you would doubt what am about to post but its true and ladies don't admit it, I've noticed in so many occassions where a guy would be so nice to a girl; like agreeing to whatever she says, never get angry at her no matter what,and other stuffs .
So girls now see guys like this as weaklings,someone who doesn't know what he wants,someone who can't stand and let his opinion count.This makes it totally impossible for nice guys to be in a relationship.
What am trying to say is that most girls prefer jerks to nice guys. Bring in your thoughts on this fellaz

Here from a girl's mouth: https://www.nairaland.com/2042122/ladies-what-attracts-guys-personality#28833770

Women actually love nice guys. However, not doormat-nice, but alpha-nice.

The best example? DADDY!

Generally speaking, no one loves a girl like her daddy. Daddy love his little girl to bits.

Daddy is super-nice, loving caring, protective, available, and all shades of sweet...BUT he's also an ENFORCER!.

"NO". "You're grounded". "Get back to the house, now". "You won't wear that". That's daddy, ze boss, also doing the dirty work that has to be done.

You don't have to become a jerk-jerk to get girls - just become honest...to the hilt.

Sometimes, they do need their recurrent drama fixes, so an ethical jerk , sometimes, by not hurting her self-esteem.

Dynamite comes in small packages.

Abacha, Napoleon, Sagamite, etc .

HML. She has herself a fine husband.

This marrafoker is a marrafoker.

itstpia8:
Why not globally dousing africa.

tolextony:
If I can get 100likes,I will stop gambling and face my studies

Lol, you fit still hammer.

Open MumuBET

Even Yuzedo himself, is unworthy to untie this dude's sandals .

Newkidoo:
Modified:
Therealmrstand and lacaslastica..
R u two paid by Seun to bring topics to nairaland cos most of your topics make d FrontPage even d silly ones..
How much r u guys being paid.. I will pay u double to stop it..

Hahaha

But moving lots of topics to the frontpage increases engagement. Brilliant move.

And one man's meat is another's poison. The posts you don't like might just be someone else's post of the year .

Blurry:
Oh really?

I expect the ultimate looser in this whole fiasco will be the Publisher as "Omo boys" may pirate the book and sell them at rock bottom prices. Baba (the author) will have taken his money and moved on.

Compared to what he has, how much do you think he stands to make from a book.

Money was never the motive.

Flytefalls:
@ bolded, to date it's only ever used for back up underwear . I pray it remains so because at the prospect of disaster I'm more Bond Girl than Bond himself (ie, I have strengths and all, but can't quite get it together through some form of vulnerability/naivety)

ODBuddha, thanks for the knowledge insertion. I'm unworthy of your NL omniscience, but remain forever grateful. Namaste.

Lol, most women believe their husbands are the greatest and in my small world he is no exception.

Lol.

You never know, Mr Flytefalls could be 008.

Its abnormal not to get one. She won't feel desired and worthy if you don't pop a bonér for her.

Excluding hippopotami...

Flytefalls:
Gotcha. Naturally, I'm shy of dwelling too much on anything. Aloof, am I- so any powers I harbor will never see daylight

Yes, its what's sprouted from the skin on my head; with some assistance from my GHDs

Well, dwell on = beliefs.

And a belief is really a thought that...you continue to think or hold. You can't be exempt. No one can .

So if you keep that your getaway duffel stuffed, some Bond-grade, getaway-drama would likely find you, at some point .

You have lovely hair, especially the first. On quite a few counts, lucky bastard, your husband.

Flytefalls:
That's reasonable, but then I'd wonder if my special powers of the cosmos/karma/supernatural couldn't be put to better use, like say, to do the exact opposite of what that school of thought proposes. It's as possible

Exactly.

Works in positive too. Whatever you dwell on, strongly tends to manifests.

That your real hair?

Flytefalls:
Hmm, the government-funded uniformed one or the underground sterotyped/racially-clichéd one?

Nothing wrong with staying READY! Oya, Pack

Lol.

You know, there's a school of thought that holds you would/could materialize the circumstance(s) you stay too ready for .

Someone should bring the Holy Cane!

Flytefalls:
Families should always have a grab bag ready for a hasty exit! It's an absolute necessity; a change of clothes, blankets, torches, batteries, preserved foods, water, cash, painkillers/medication, etc. All can fit into one decent sized sports bag. Nobody can tell me it's not worth it unless they are clairvoyant.

Lol, you work for the mob?

HFOG:
Plsss shut up! Please! And get thee behind my brother o (satan).

But am endowed.

You might as well be dead...

What else is there to live for

LordReed:
Ah, no wonder.

I think you're sexy.

Call her and wish her HBD.

When school closes, get her a thoughtful gift you can very much afford.

LordReed:
Are you a woman or transgender?

Aha, transgender sire.