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dfrost:


Is that a national threat?

Please can someone educate an illiterate like me the functions of DSS? I'm confused.

Economic sabotage? Okay let's go there but does this I any way threaten the security of the state? fergie001 i need help here, my legal captain.

I need to know. The website might not state the full functions.

Yes, it's part of their functions.

A weird related fact is that the US Secret Service is also responsible for catching currency counterfeiters, credit card fraud, wire fraud, etc

So in the same vein, the DSS has multiple mandates.

ArchiLtd:
I learnt his parents bought the gun for him as a Christmas present, just 4 days before the shooting.
Until America gain some sense and tighten down on their gun laws, this will keep happening. Since it's ok for anybody to walk into a gun shop and purchase a firearm as if he's purchasing shawarma, someone you don't know if he's a psycho or clinically depressed with suicidal tendencies, you just freely give him a firearm and he can do whatever he wants with it, then when it happens they start sending thoughts and prayers with candlelight vigils and using "we're strong" slogans. No, you'se stupid

Newsflash, it is illegal for Boko Haram, ISWAP, kidnappers, armed robbers, cultists, militants and Fulani herdsmen to own firearms.

How much has the law stopped them from procuring guns?

Gun laws only disarm law-abiding citizens, and make them unable to defend themselves.

If an entire village is armed, do you think herdsmen will think twice before invading them?

If everyone on your street is armed, do you think armed robbers will think twice before attacking?

Very funny.

"When cony man die, cony man bury am."

Why not harvest your ovaries instead?

You want to neuter my man but don't want something similar done to you.

I actually like the song. And he has a good singing voice.

Remember this is from a live recording...with a phone.

So two points that will negatively affect the audio.

I strongly believe it will be much better when recorded in a studio.

DropsMic:
Atleast e still better pass Slot own

There's no deception here.

This looks like a data entry issue.

In eCommerce CMS tools, they have a column for "Price", and another column for "Sale Price".

This is pretty confusing, so the data entry person filled out both in this case.

KingEverest:
this is wat they do, if the real prize of the product is #5000, they won't put the #5000 instead they will first put #8000 then slash that #8000 and put #6000, there by deceiving you they have given you a discount of #2000

Remember, different vendors sell their products through Jumia.

So some vendor did that, not a reason to paint the entire company in a negative light.

Thanks, but no thanks!

Chatflick:
Abeg night don reach. Make I go watch Netflix.

Watch Travellers...

daddytime:
How about chopping off his head?

Bored humans...

It obviously makes him happy so, who am I to judge him.

Definitely a mental disorder and not boredom.

pocohantas:
You can’t REACTIVATE the account of a dead person. In what capacity are they reactivating it?

You can only claim the funds in that account and being the NOK has nothing to do with this.

Please go through THIS THREAD for more information. Subsequently the account would be run as an ESTATE account, not an individual account.

I fault the manager for not educating you. However, your request is impossible as it is.

What God cannot do does not exist .

Terrifying?

We are the TERRIFYING...

We eat everything and keep lions as pets and objects of amusement.

Asour:
What the community is doing is great.

You don't need to create a tribal superiority narrative around this. Why? Because the Igbos aren't perfect. While I hate to say this, 80% + of all drug related arrests in Asia of Nigerians have been people of Igbo origins. Sure doing do justice to your narrative.

God help us.

More like 99.99%.

I just clicked to look for Alex my man.

He never disappoints.

They should award you the Most Awards Ever Giveth award .

I hear say Maduka dey find you o.

gistray:
I believe SiaSia will do a better Job.


He has the experience

You wan see 5 nil match-fixing every weekend?

Flutterwave has a shorter wait time before receiving your funds.

Flutterwave: 5 working days.

Paystack: 7 working days, which is more like 9 days.

But they'll both get the job done.

Chuky7:
So my family are urging me to bring someone home before Christmas. me my mind no too dey there Sha but I just say make I appease the Gods.

So where I fit jam a nice babe nice curves and a beautiful mind.

Run small advert and say how much you'll pay for the charade.

Moreign001:
I sincerely appreciate all of your comments, and words of encouragement, the criticism too helps a lot
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Let me reassure you guys that I'm fine, relaxed and mild. I feel bad for myself a bit because I lost a wonderful woman, but I'm sincerely gleeful for her. I won't cut her off communications, I will stand by her, support whenever. One thing I understood about love is this. If you genuinely love someone, their happiness should be your first preeminence. Allow them to do what ever makes them happy, and still love them regardless.

Yes we spoke lengthy tonight, and I understood exactly how she feels, I understood deeply how our parents and guidance keeps pressuring their children, pupils and siblings against their wish, not just in marriage, but even in careers and others. And also how parents are forcing children into marriage in other to help in assisting the family burden. How is this right?

Life is love, so I have decided that I'm never going to cut her off, or act as if she never exist, she deserves better. But I will never get involved with her again. I'm mentally strong, and I built it on love. Right now i'm so concerned about her happiness, not her leaving me. I just want her to be happy and fine, that's all. We should never criticize people when they make decisions, maybe we would have made worst decisions in that same position.

Yes, I had intention of marrying her, she knew. She is not a cheat, she's a very good girl and I respect her. The main reason why I brought up this post was because lots of girls are after marriage, some are forced into it without having nothing to offer. I personally asked what's her plans after school, and she said she will open a shop (Food items) until after her Masters programs. I was ready and willing to support her.

I told her to hold on until we're done with our Nysc which should be next year by God's grace.

And those asking why I didn't marry or engage her... Even if I had billions in my account, I still wouldn't have married until I'm done with my Nysc. You don't rush it, we were students for 4years and that's our love duration, we needed at least some time outside school to see how ideal we were.

And to some persons saying she doesn't have time... I pleaded for just one more year, for our Nysc..
Don't encourage people to rush into marriage because of age, she just met this guy, they don't know and haven't tolerate themselves. This is one of the major reasons why marriage keep failing because it can lead to trust issues, violence and others. I understood her very well, she's a very jealous individual, and I can tell you that the new guy doesn't know this, now how about if he doesn't want a woman who is loaded with jealousy? But it's fine, many read to criticize, not to understand and learn.

My advice to every girl out there, try and add value to yourself, this won't just make your husband respect you, it will also stop your parents and guidance from going against your preferred wish.

Oga SIMPson.

Women are cold-blooded when they make these calculations.

Once you peer through her veil of manipulation, you'll see she only ever cares about herself.

cococandy:
They rush to marry mainly because it’s men like OP who still mock them for not being married before 30.

While Biological clock may be an issue, a 30+ lady can have any amount of children she wants.
It’s men who shame them for not being married
And then turn around to wonder why they are in rush to marry.

Beyond their biological clock.

By 30, they are already falling apart appearance wise.

stevups:
Join REDEEMED church: join their worker's in training. Dress well. Look Gentle. Behave yourself well. One of the most beautiful among them will want to visit you in your house. Don't make her when she comes visiting. Later register both of you for marriage counseling. After short period, you will get married, I promise you. Go in peace sir!

Haha, this is oddly specific.

Seun360:
What is meth?

Crystal meth.

Numerouno94:
Funi world. U sell drugs to oda youths thereby destroying their lives, buh u don't want ur own youths to partake in the consumption. Na lie.

I dey tell you...

The same substances we are using to "develop" youths all around the world.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks...

gidgiddy:
Its not possible to pardon a person who has not been convicted of any crime.

Another thing is that Nnamdi Kanu is just one man. Should Nnamdi Kanu renounce Biafra, what is likely to happen is that IPOB will just appoint a replacement for him and the struggle continues.

It is also very possible that the person who replaces Kanu will be even more radical than Kanu

The issue of Biafra is far bigger than Kanu

Happens.

President Nixon was pardoned without having been convicted.

Kobojunkie:
A woman married to you is still a human being and not a sex doll or slave. Once you get that into your head, you will be well on your way towards finding a resolution to your marital problem.

If you really don't want to cheat on your wife , then the options available to you are as follows
■ Find a channel through which you can expend the excess energy you carry around with you there self control and discipline aren't lessons only kids ought to learn. Adults benefit a great deal from having such lessons planted in them from childhood, and are still able to learn them. Take up exercise, Sports or a hobby that allows you focus on other things to take your mind off sex.

■ Work on improving the health of your marriage. You and wife can seek out professional marriage counseling to help you both figure out how to help each other in this problem

■ Also consider the aid or a sex therapist as a couple to help you get the best sexually out of each other.

You forgot side-chicks.

The fastest, most efficient option.

Wick3:
She's quite tall. My love for tall girls though...

She walks graciously as well. Maybe this was what the billionaire was crazy about, cos facially? She's just average.

But I seriously don't know why they are treating this girl like this...

Why must she be on handcuffs? she only murdered someone. It's not that serious.

If you are loaded, we can arrange a date for you in a Lekki apartment.

GodIsBiafran:
God forgive me for blaming Lola for their split. So, all this while it was Anita (Paul's wife) that was the enemy. Anita left Paul and now Psquare is united. Wow, wonders shall never end.

Probably funds. Low akant balance dey give sense.

When Nwanza (a specie of bird) chop belle full, it challenges its God. (Igbo proverb)

MEGA4BILLION:
Their money don reduce, na wetin give them sense be that. Those guys hasn't make money from shows for the past 4 years.

Lol, I think this whole thing was choreographed.

From the shopping trip to ensuing events.

Peter my man even remembered to advertise his affiliated drink.

Hopefully they've learnt to respect each others' voice and choices.

You don't hate seeing people succeed, but your EGO does.

There's a book called "A New Earth", by Eckhart Tolle. It might help you.

There will always be people better than you at something.

Many people will curse you on this thread, but they probably feel the same way and even act on it. At least you are honest and also seeking help.

You have to accept that it's ok to lose. It's ok for others to be more fortunate than you.

It's ok to not be the best.

If you do not accept the above, you will be miserable throughout your life.

The only thing that matters is that you put in your best effort.

(You can download A New Earth from libgen.is)

waywardpikin:
The driver was really uncouth. Typical Nigerian. I don't even care to know what happened. There are better ways of handling this.

What else will you do?

Alitair:


This is hilarious.

I think the driver is more pissed at some other thing, probably the way you and your friend talked to him or you attitude. Everyone knows bolt is Pay per-ride and not a Pay per-seat.

I will rather wait till Oga bolt tells us what really happened here.

I am certain you can fill in the picture on this one.

Kuriosmynd:
Women and claiming right.
Instead of them to use style beg the man...they are claiming right...
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As if u don't know most bolt/Uber drivers aren't even happy being a driver and worst still , driving entitled strange girls without manners in their hard-earned cars.

Babes need sense I swear

I can also imagine the condescending attitude she must have had prior to the incident.

If someone tells you to get out of their property, na abeg you suppose follow up with.

Phcmayor:
The dude is not forcing them so why make it a public discussion

Don Jazzy donated money to sponsor 100 Nigerians to learn to code. He asked the guy to select serious people.

Instead, he is doing something else.

Na who dem catch be thief sha. He should have not sent those messages, perhaps tried in person.