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Married-man side-chick format 101 .

Win some lose some bro.

congo4ka:
My educated friend just impregnated his mum's deaf and dumb illiterate house help.

He said the girl usually bleat like a goat whenever she is about to cumm but her round soft big assss made it difficult for him to bring it out when he was about to come so he mistakenly pour everything inside and it was really thick.

Now she is pregnant and my friends mum says she will not abort the baby that he must marry her. They are already calling him oko odi ( husband of the deaf) what should he do, he doesn't want to marry her.

Please all the yabs should be directed to my friend

Congrats my friend.

Luckily for you this is a made up story.

tobbyteee:
God forbid, me I won't cry o

I'll enjoy my phone in peace

No mind am. Nothing wey no dey spoil eventually.

If the brands he mentioned are as bad, they would have folded a long time ago.

Enjoy your phone abeg.

9jvirgin:
Any time I see a news from the North. I wonder why the British would think it's right to bring us together with animals.

Umpteen is not from the North. meth is not from the North.

Skull mining and exploration is not from the North. "Italian exports" is not synonymous with the North, militants, etc.

Crime has no tribe.

teedoxman89:
Depends on what type of girl she is. You don’t know yet maybe you are the key to her future happiness. Suit her down and ask her questions after all she is your friend and she can also be useful to you in future.

That's the thing. She doesn't want to be...

Bad belle things.

KingSatan:
In the 21st century when other nations are investing heavily in Science, Tech, Artificial Intelligence, The Metaverse, Robotics etc.

My Africa is still actively engaged in Mutinies and Coup d'état.

Dark Continent Indeed.

Both are most probably the handiwork of France.

Stand your ground. Do not apologize.

Be chill, and she'll maybe even apologize to you in the end.

After she leaves, do not call her. In a week or two she will.

Be willing to lose a girl if she doesn't want to stop things you will not tolerate.

ignis:
The world is gradually moving away from crude oil.
Very soon crude oil will become obsolete and useless like coal.

That date is very very very far.

Did you all miss this part...

But now she said she doesn't want sex anymore that' sex is waken her in her spiritual life prayers really hard except if I'm ready to see her parents introduction!!

phemmyfour:
4kids is not too much..,we have single mothers out there raising 4-5 kids without stress.

Lol.

Have your priced Pampers, foodstuff, school fees, etc?

As usual, they've copied the design of Boston Dynamics...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6_azdBnAlU

jericco1:
You're funny bro
But just remember you cannot be fūcking everybody you know.

If she wants to be friends with you. I don't see why you'd decline. I have a some friends like that as well, though they don't visit me unless I want them.

I'd advice you set a boundary rather than tossing her away. Cheers

He doesn't want to be "friends" with her.

For the first time in their relationship he's now being honest about his intentions.

Actually, he just set a boundary.

There's still hope for Pocahontas.

"That is how it works, if I give God a house, I will get houses, if I was to buy a wig and I give God first I will get factories of wigs, if I was to buy clothes first and I give it to God, I will get clothes. Anything you can think about, if I was to do a wedding and I give God first, the money for the wedding will come like a magic, anything I do for him first I won’t lack it.”

Omo see format!

Okay, gimme God's akant number.

Mind you, I want to see his name as the receiver.

Maxymilliano:
How did there without ladder
The guy get mind sha!

What a painful death...

His associates go don carry am run na.

Vicktorhmustjap:
Hello everyone.

Please I sincerely need your help in terms of advice and counselling.

I am a young man in my mid thirty, has a beautiful wife and 2 kids. I have about 32 staff working for me. Just recently, December to be precise I started developing an emotional attachment to one of my staff. I told her I want her to join me to see a movie and she said she was travelling and she won't be around but January was fine. I knew she was avoiding the outing so I bought a ticket to the movies and sent it to her she never showed up and I didn't call her until work resumed on January 4th and I asked why she didn't come for the movies and she apologise that she was busy.

I told her we can go see the movies now since she initially wanted January, she said she can't that she doesn't want to be seen with a married man, and besides my wife is nice to her and also she doesn't want any girl with her husband when she eventually gets married so she won't want to be with anyone's husband that I belong to someone else.

I told her I don't want sex from her, all I want is from her is a squish relationship. she practically turned it down that she can't because she will be hurt in the end because belong to someone else.

Honestly, I felt hurt because I truly love her. I am more emotionally drawn to her even more than before. We spend considerable time chatting every day and on phones in the evening till night after the day's job. She is not so comfortable spending time in my office as she told me the day I was not in the office everyone kept asking after the boss from her and she felt embarrassed and asked them why can't call to know why I am not in the office.

she said we should please remind her the way it is, just chatting and phone calls and she can't afford to be seen around with a married man.

I really love her and I feel hurt as she is turning me down. I wish I can stop loving her, I really don't know how to stop loving her as I really wish not to hurt her.

Please I need the mature minds here to help give workable suggestions.

please Move to front page

lala

Your wife is in the best position to help you get this girl.

So ask her for advice.

pocohantas:
Typical Nigerian man. Every good thing they have to offer is for the sidechick. Trip to Dubai is for sidechick, perfume is for sidechick, bohemian wig is for sidechick.

That is how one left his wife and went to smoke loud in a hotel with a 300L girl.

I am sure this one took his wife out last in 2004 when he was chyking her, but he is here trying to surprise a small girl with a movie date, while his wife and mother of two kids is at home in a hair net and bongo shorts, running after two hyperactive children.

By 6pm she would start preparing dinner for the head of the house. Unknown to her, she is refuelling the energy he would use to continue pursuing 200L girls all around the federation.

You don’t want sex from her indeed. Your wife that you want sex, submission and homemaking skills from, why you no take her for movie date?

Smh!

He's just campaigning...

Wify is conquered territory, so no need.

Legalcriminal:
Something is really wrong with this country.

Theives are looting cargo trains at scale in Los Angeles right now.

So something is wrong with the US...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsipYHlah6s

Vaccine injury...

Authority1o1:
Okay...

Recently, I found myself getting more interested in understanding the human emotion. Superficial knowledge on some subjects in Affective Science has been helpful, but hasn't satisfied my quizzes.

Envy is a dangerous emotion. When it comes, impale it, lest it transcends to jealousy. You weren't born to take a life, you didn't even resolve to it, but these emotions will overpower you and hand you a saber. They're things of the mind, and the mind is in control of you.

Again, downplay your achievements if you must. You don't want to arouse envy; you don't want to end up watching your back forever.

"Envy is the price which all distinction must pay." ——— Ralph Waldo Emerson

ChizzyBuna:
Im thinking of how to Sell Fresh Air
To the People Living in PortHarcourt

Thats my next startup business

You won't be alone in the fresh air business: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-vitality-air-sales-update-bottled-air-1.5073762

I thought you were the man of the house?

Leave her in her room tonight let's see if she'll die.

If she "let's hell lose" at night, you spank her. You are the only person allowed to "let hell lose".

This is one of those times you need to IMPOSE YOUR WILL, as the dominant force in the house.

Dagah2:
Who ever fetches ant infested woods shouldn't cry when the lizards start their own job. He started the zoom whatever and was actively calling people and promoting it... He can't win the banks as he has no right to any of the names, whether Peter, Psquare or Okoye.

I can see you are not a very bright fellow.

ecolime:
All these western countries and being woke.

Pirates wey dem suppose throw inside ocean. The useless criminals will be emboldened and continue to attack ships on international waters.

Haha, if Russians catch you, e don be for you.

If you do suicide bombing, Russia targets your surviving family members. Them no dey joke.

Wow.

Treasure17:
Inability to control that urge can cost you your career and I don't see how Mendy will recover from this. Very unfortunate.

The likelihood of a star at his level raping anyone is slim.

Women will line for miles to bed someone of his status.

Remember, the claims could also be false.

Aidejay:
this kind house for banana island dem go say make you bring 1 billion naira Asin 2,432,606.00 dollars.
LWKMD!!!

And person wey get the money go buy am easy.

my people wonders shall never ever end!!!

Mywd:
Bros u see ehn,,, e dey shock me seff,, overpriced structures..

Thats why i would rather build mine.. Be like dem never go USA see house of $2m shock seff... Demnno sabi anytin

It's about demand and supply.

There's no space in Banana Island, and everyone wants to live there.

Monaco is tiny too, and the prices reflect that as well.

Here's a 3 bedroom for sale in Monaco for 20 million Euros: https://www.property-for-sale-monaco.com/apartment/x2o8m-monaco-villa-annonciade-west-penthouse/?page=2

And in the US you mentioned, $2m is not enough to buy a 1 bedroom apartment in Trump World Tower: https://newconstructionmanhattan.com/buildings/the-trump-world-tower

Location, location, location...

chatinent:
And the best way is announcing it so that those peddlers of counterfeit true love will come and kpokpogi you?

She's not looking for true love. She's looking for Otedola.

KingAzubuike:
If I was femi, I'll be deeply embarrassed I gave birth to someone that embarrasses me on a daily basis.

I want to make gazillion dollars so that my descendants will not have to hustle, unto the 10th generation.

...this is what it looks like.

Her offspring will be even worse.

This guy is lying abeg...