₦airaland Forum

LaSenior:


African always trying to mimick the whites giving birth to two kids

Peter how I wish your mom was alive by now you and your wife for don born full house

Two kids not enough we more children from you and Lola

Enjoy your marriage brother , but whether you and your brother come back together or not that one no concern us at all our only concern is how we can fast forward buhari exit from office

We are already overpopulated.

Did you mean prosecution and jail time?

What about the ogas that ordered the attack?

PlayMaker14:
PENDU will always be PENDU... I remember when the King of San Marino, Lithuania, Andorra, and Luxembourg removed the countries arm band and slammed it on the floor like hot Amala because he couldn't control his emotions.... Some of his brainless fans defended him online....


Now, look at him talking to his father's agemate as if he is talking to one of his numerous Spanish side chick because he wasn't giving a Penalty and couldn't get a chance to score his favorite Tap-ins and run to the corner flag to jump like a monkey that wants to fornicate.

When we talk, some of his oloriburuku fans will say he is being patriotic.

Choose your GOAT wisely.

Hahaha

What did our goat do to you?

Fredamanda:
I really want her to go for that masters and is causing big issues between two of us. Please kindly advice me on what to do.

If your wife really wants you to go and do your Masters or PhD, will you go?

ALEX: No refunds sir!

JaySterling:
Kuda is canceled!

-Transferring out my funds
-Closing my account, and
-Deleting the app right now

A bank that sells out customers to the feds is not a bank I wanna remain with.

Totally disappointed with this so called “Bank of the free”

BS!

So you want them to lose their licence because of your N30k?

Chai journalism.

This cracked me up sha.

sweetonugbu:
This man is a good man, he saved my life as the dpo mtd police station awkunanaw enugu oct 2010.i will alway remain grateful.

Don't leave us hanging.

Give us the gist.

JohnieWalker12:
I married out of love for my wife and her cooking is second to non in West Africa i love you baby

What's her number?

The future is this type of female...

Albert0011:
Na im be say if they catch me with my phone..my own don finish be that for billing
I get binance app,luno app,meta mask,trust wallet app,VPN and twitter.
Them go just kuku jail me nah

Use an app like Vault to hide the app icons.

ALEX: "No refunds sir!"

Najyin:
His intention was to be funny. But I think it's not.

He's in showbiz and has will get massive publicity from this.

This story is hard to believe.

Lawlab249:
Messi has set the bar so high. It took so many years to break Maradona and Pele's stats. It's gonna take centuries to break Messi and Ronaldo's.

Wait till we start gene editing...

oz4real83:
Steve Job will be turning in his grave now. What is Tecno chinco phone where an iphone stands? Just imagine the heights Apple would have been if Steve job was still alive!!!. The successive heads of apple have always been confused on what to do and what not to do with their products nowadays.

Apple is now a bigger and much more successful company than when Steve Jobs was alive.

uptimum123:
Just like I said in the other thread that heads will roll for this catastrophe but some people were quoting me saying no be Nigeria we dey.

This is Lagos... No form of irregularities is acceptable with this Government.

And this happened in the affluent part too.

This might be like the car-boat that drives like a boat and floats like a car.

AroleOduduwa2:
Except for the fact that elections are not won online

...by people in other states and countries as no less.

Timoleon:
Once you carry yourself with dignity, no one can embarrass you.

Cow or madman fit still chase you.

In 400 airplanes to preach to us about climate change. Lol.

Funny, you are just looking for a reason to do what you already wish to do.

It would be abnormal for a beautiful young female not to flirt and club and enjoy her youth within reason.

I thought you wanted to say she was a prostitute or something.

Part of maturity is understanding how the world works and accepting it.

naptu2:
Grazing law: 81 herdsmen convicted, 3,000 cows arrested in Benue — Ortom

Glad to hear.

Hopefully, every other state follows through as well.

Why is this the first we're hearing this type of news?

Kudos to Ekiti State.

Yoruba amaka.

Congrats!

Maybe she was "charmed" like that crooked iPhone 13 girl, to use the money and play Bingo

gidgiddy:
Its not news that the FG brought an ammended seven count charge against IPOB leader, Nnamdi Kanu. However, it turns out that one of the charges is not even a crime. The charge reads:

That you Nnamdi Kanu, male, adult, of Afaraukwu Ibeku, Umuahia North Local Government Area of Abia Stale on the 16th of May, 2021, in London, United Kingdom within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court did commit an act in furtherance of an act of terrorism by making a broadcast that “In 2 weeks’ time, what will happen will shake the world, people will die, the whole world will stand still, mark my word” and you thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 1 (2) (b) of the Terrorism Prevention Amendment Act, 2013.

That Nnamdi Kanu said that in two weeks time, people will die? People die every day. How can it be a crime to say that people will die in the future? It is a statement of fact.

How is this charge a crime?

In context, this also falls under incitement, which is a crime.

IANAL...

Orjioorji:
Hisense and LG are the same product. Hisense is the new LG

LG is a South Korean company. Hisense is a Chinese company.

So no.

SarkinYarki:
Am I the only honest Nigerian ?

Perhaps you're not as honest as you think...

In my experience I think most people are just opportunistic criminals.

They are supposedly pious and honest until an opportunity presents itself.

No offence bro.

NwaAmaikpe:




We've seen it over and over again, so we can agree that betrayal comes naturally with politicians and those people.

The least the pastor should have done is to show some little gratitude to the man who has made him who he is today.
And I don't mean Tinubu, I mean God.

He has not defended or propagated the growth and sustainance of Christianity in Nigeria despite being Vice-President.
So if he can put Christ in the back burner of his affairs as VP, then who is Tinubu, the other person whom we can attribute who he is today to?

Who is Tinubu that he should leave his delegated assignments in Abuja and run to visit in London because of mere athritis and Rheumatism.

Who is Tinubu that Osinbanjo should jettison his Presidential ambition for?

Being a great Christian, Osinbanjo knows the story of David and Goliath and how God picked unassuming David instead of his bulky, well-built elder brothers.

If Tinubu and Osinbanjo square up at the polls, the beatings Oleksandr Usyk gave Anthony Joshua will look like a mere rehearsal for what Tinubu will receive.

But the truth be told, Osinbanjo fvcked up.
The only thing worse than betrayal is ingratitude and the only thing worse than ingratitude is not having a conscience.

And it will amount to not having a conscience if he drops his Presidential ambition for Tinubu when he knows Tinubu's leadership will further destroy Nigeria.

But what am I even saying sef?

"Gratitude is a burden" ——— Tacitus (56 AD)

No.

You'll just teach them that abuse is normal, and they'll repeat it with their future spouses.

Mindlog:
What if the lady does not want to be/remain pregnant?

Marriage isn't by force.

Thing is, if she really wants him, she won't use SSCE as an excuse in the first place. And