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Give am belle.

They go come beg you.

Haha, MNK caused the earthquakes in Japan.

Alternate headline: Vet gives dogs chocolate before killing them.

"Becoming"

ogwumgbe:
Igbos are not Afonjas, federal government knows what will happen if anything happens to him, sit at home will be a child's play to what will happen, so they are threading very carefully, he's not Abiola that was poisoned and his people did nothing

Do you realize the FG can rapidly shut down electricity, phone and data networks, food, fuel, goods to the East if a war breaks out?

What can you do the FG in response? Sit at home?

lowkeybahdguy:
The truth is Apple died with Steve Jobs.

Very funny.

Apple's highest market cap under Steve Jobs was $337 billion, in 2011.

Right now their market cap is $2 Trillion!

onumadu:
That "pagan tribe" angle to the story was what attracted me to the story.
I didn't want this to degenerate into Christian vs Muslim thingy, thereby diverting from the key point of the story, which is that a small AFRICAN (black) tribesmen defeated a quasi-Arabian army with ease. Defeating 60,000 of them in one fell swoop and they ran back to Sokoto! lol
That is why I said I now understand how they couldn't conquer the southern tribes. They would have met HELL in Igboland where men fought with heart.
Their horses would have been useless in the tropical jungles of eastern Nigeria, and men would have eaten them alive there. lol

My brother leave chest beating, we would have been Muslims today if not for the Oba's army.

An organised army in the tens of thousands vs scattered hamlets...we would have stood no chance.

Suspect33:
Ronaldo left an almost dead Juventus and they are now on a 9 game winning streak

He joined a UEFA Europa Finalist and 2nd finishers in the EPL and they are now on a winless run

Let me not talk

I think Ronaldo has paid his dues.

Even Pele, Messi, Maradona, etc won't criticize him.

So who are you again?

OlabodeTECH:
Hey guys!

I truly wish I could be anonymous with this funny but troubling challenge.... lol

My family recently moved to another part of the country and the kids changed school. We've all settled down but my daughter is yet to.

She's having a hard time making friends in her new school. She just started Primary class and daily complaint from her is that her peers call her 'a Baby' because she isn't chubby like them.

The other kids appear to be what Yorubas call "Agric"

Please note my daughter isn't skinny. She eats well and has a good stature/height for her age.

She is very confident, smart and outspoken but I feel scared she may start experiencing inferiority complexity at this tender age. No evidence of bullying though based on my discussions with her.

What can I do?

Tell her she's perfect and to call then fatties.

That article is from The Wall Street Journal, they don't report nonsense.

Teslason:
Bolsonaro is my homie!
I have more antibodies than those that have received the vaccine!

Yes, natural immunity after recovering from the Covid.

Pfizer scientists, etc know that natural immunity is better and longer lasting than the vaccine.

DubaiLandLord:
What kind of Anti Aircraft Gun is in the possession of the Bandits that can threaten GMB aircraft?

I find it so hard to believe this news.

Except they have a SAM, no anti aircraft gun can take down any of the presidential jets cause of how high they do fly.

But he needs to land nearby, and has to descend to do that.

From the article:

That posed a threat to President Muhammadu Buhari, who had been planning to fly to his hometown about 80 miles away, and the government needed to buy it back.

thinksquad:
Those claws ,

They are ruthless hunters.

Kingcalls:
Redpillers will always 4k wives and gfs of simps...a known fact...once u are a simp ur woman will b 4kd by redpillers ...but Redpillers wives no de Bleep simps

Omo everybody girlfriend na merry go round.

Doesn't matter if you're simp or greenpill. Na turn by turn.

GuyFawkes:
Are you saying they were dispersed with bullets sir?

I am asking to find out what YOU think.

What theory do you have. What could have compelled them to leave?

SpecialAdviser:
Thank you sir. I have a particular argument with my doctor. E[b]ach time I take sugar, it knocks my waist[/b]. Also drinks that have sugar do the same. My doctor is arguing my waist knock is not from this. Problem is that it doesn't take long to confirm this. Once I take sugar, am knocked. What have you to say about this my friend.

This is funny. Knock your waist as in how?

Dozis:
3. Anti helminthics (worm expellers) should be taken after taking sugar or sugary food.
Some people say this is done to entice the worm to come out and eat the sugary food so that the drugs can act on it. This is one of the most hilarious stuff I've ever heard as a pharmacist, however it is not true, just take your worm expeller as prescribed by your doctor.

Reason am na, this one makes sense small

Amaechi2023:
Itill now I'm yet to get tangible evidence to proof that endsars shooting.
And this woman figure keeps getting inconsistent by the day.

What do you think dispersed that huge crowd in one night?

Remember, there was no tear gas.

Why did they take down cameras and shut off the lights?

At least, these are incidents everyone agrees with.

ifex370:
Lol. This is just funny. But what would Jesus do?

"...but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away." –– Jesus

I dey fear doctor sef, e come be nurse.

By some accounts, doctors are the third leading cause of death in the US after heart disease and cancer.

They kill between 250,000 and 440,000 people in the US alone, yearly, by mistake: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/22/medical-errors-third-leading-cause-of-death-in-america.html

Now imagine what nurses with limited training (and less stringent admission and academic performance criteria) could do, especially in a dabo dabo country like Nigeria.

What about the officers?

Keals:
Nope!

Then are we not saying the same thing?

Keals:
I know someone who went to visit her school mate (male) but ended up getting pregnant for his younger brother. How do you explain that?

I don't understand you. Did you mean to quote someone else?

SmellySperm:
This niggaman dey yarn okpata. You think everyone's girlfriend or wify is a giver like Tega

Under the right circumstance, everyone's wife, girlfriend, sister is a giver.

Treasure17:
When are we going to have a relative peace in the world?

This is actually the most peaceful time in history.

Juliusmomoh:
Honestly i whould not be happy... But no am not the one engineering this..

I was told by my dad friend yesterday.

Am a man, hence the reason why i neet advice

Why would the man tell you and not your father?

Remember, his words are not proof of anything.

Did you give them mandatory palliative?

dettolgel:
Of course he admitted that that is a Bleep up on his brother part.

But make I ask you ooh, what if the brother bang her so as to show the stubborn brother say na LovePeddler he marry nko?

Very funny.

It's like a thief telling you he stole your money to confirm if it was fake currency.

Who ask am?

I despise many antics of our beloved vagina people...

But in this case she has a point and should be rightly upset.

In matters of betrayal, your brother should be held to an even higher standard than your wife.

If your brother bangs your wife, he committed the bigger fvck up.

Blood is overrated. Judge people only by their behavior and actions.

If you go back far enough, we are all related.

He was forced to drink it, plus small mending.

Longer video: https://fb.watch/8B4vCq_TYn/

mrvitalis:
Oga if u don't trust your friends Change them ...

Shebi this guy trusted this his friend.

skyoboy:
You can imagine the level of trust he had for the wicked soul of a friend.
God please separate me from friends I trust that will harm me (Amen).

“Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.”

― Voltaire (1694 - 1778)