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This might be like the car-boat that drives like a boat and floats like a car.

AroleOduduwa2:
Except for the fact that elections are not won online

...by people in other states and countries as no less.

Timoleon:
Once you carry yourself with dignity, no one can embarrass you.

Cow or madman fit still chase you.

In 400 airplanes to preach to us about climate change. Lol.

Funny, you are just looking for a reason to do what you already wish to do.

It would be abnormal for a beautiful young female not to flirt and club and enjoy her youth within reason.

I thought you wanted to say she was a prostitute or something.

Part of maturity is understanding how the world works and accepting it.

naptu2:
Grazing law: 81 herdsmen convicted, 3,000 cows arrested in Benue — Ortom

Glad to hear.

Hopefully, every other state follows through as well.

Why is this the first we're hearing this type of news?

Kudos to Ekiti State.

Yoruba amaka.

Congrats!

Maybe she was "charmed" like that crooked iPhone 13 girl, to use the money and play Bingo

gidgiddy:
Its not news that the FG brought an ammended seven count charge against IPOB leader, Nnamdi Kanu. However, it turns out that one of the charges is not even a crime. The charge reads:

That you Nnamdi Kanu, male, adult, of Afaraukwu Ibeku, Umuahia North Local Government Area of Abia Stale on the 16th of May, 2021, in London, United Kingdom within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court did commit an act in furtherance of an act of terrorism by making a broadcast that “In 2 weeks’ time, what will happen will shake the world, people will die, the whole world will stand still, mark my word” and you thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 1 (2) (b) of the Terrorism Prevention Amendment Act, 2013.

That Nnamdi Kanu said that in two weeks time, people will die? People die every day. How can it be a crime to say that people will die in the future? It is a statement of fact.

How is this charge a crime?

In context, this also falls under incitement, which is a crime.

IANAL...

Orjioorji:
Hisense and LG are the same product. Hisense is the new LG

LG is a South Korean company. Hisense is a Chinese company.

So no.

SarkinYarki:
Am I the only honest Nigerian ?

Perhaps you're not as honest as you think...

In my experience I think most people are just opportunistic criminals.

They are supposedly pious and honest until an opportunity presents itself.

No offence bro.

NwaAmaikpe:




We've seen it over and over again, so we can agree that betrayal comes naturally with politicians and those people.

The least the pastor should have done is to show some little gratitude to the man who has made him who he is today.
And I don't mean Tinubu, I mean God.

He has not defended or propagated the growth and sustainance of Christianity in Nigeria despite being Vice-President.
So if he can put Christ in the back burner of his affairs as VP, then who is Tinubu, the other person whom we can attribute who he is today to?

Who is Tinubu that he should leave his delegated assignments in Abuja and run to visit in London because of mere athritis and Rheumatism.

Who is Tinubu that Osinbanjo should jettison his Presidential ambition for?

Being a great Christian, Osinbanjo knows the story of David and Goliath and how God picked unassuming David instead of his bulky, well-built elder brothers.

If Tinubu and Osinbanjo square up at the polls, the beatings Oleksandr Usyk gave Anthony Joshua will look like a mere rehearsal for what Tinubu will receive.

But the truth be told, Osinbanjo fvcked up.
The only thing worse than betrayal is ingratitude and the only thing worse than ingratitude is not having a conscience.

And it will amount to not having a conscience if he drops his Presidential ambition for Tinubu when he knows Tinubu's leadership will further destroy Nigeria.

But what am I even saying sef?

"Gratitude is a burden" ——— Tacitus (56 AD)

No.

You'll just teach them that abuse is normal, and they'll repeat it with their future spouses.

Mindlog:
What if the lady does not want to be/remain pregnant?

Marriage isn't by force.

Thing is, if she really wants him, she won't use SSCE as an excuse in the first place. And

Give am belle.

They go come beg you.

Haha, MNK caused the earthquakes in Japan.

Alternate headline: Vet gives dogs chocolate before killing them.

"Becoming"

ogwumgbe:
Igbos are not Afonjas, federal government knows what will happen if anything happens to him, sit at home will be a child's play to what will happen, so they are threading very carefully, he's not Abiola that was poisoned and his people did nothing

Do you realize the FG can rapidly shut down electricity, phone and data networks, food, fuel, goods to the East if a war breaks out?

What can you do the FG in response? Sit at home?

lowkeybahdguy:
The truth is Apple died with Steve Jobs.

Very funny.

Apple's highest market cap under Steve Jobs was $337 billion, in 2011.

Right now their market cap is $2 Trillion!

onumadu:
That "pagan tribe" angle to the story was what attracted me to the story.
I didn't want this to degenerate into Christian vs Muslim thingy, thereby diverting from the key point of the story, which is that a small AFRICAN (black) tribesmen defeated a quasi-Arabian army with ease. Defeating 60,000 of them in one fell swoop and they ran back to Sokoto! lol
That is why I said I now understand how they couldn't conquer the southern tribes. They would have met HELL in Igboland where men fought with heart.
Their horses would have been useless in the tropical jungles of eastern Nigeria, and men would have eaten them alive there. lol

My brother leave chest beating, we would have been Muslims today if not for the Oba's army.

An organised army in the tens of thousands vs scattered hamlets...we would have stood no chance.

Suspect33:
Ronaldo left an almost dead Juventus and they are now on a 9 game winning streak

He joined a UEFA Europa Finalist and 2nd finishers in the EPL and they are now on a winless run

Let me not talk

I think Ronaldo has paid his dues.

Even Pele, Messi, Maradona, etc won't criticize him.

So who are you again?

OlabodeTECH:
Hey guys!

I truly wish I could be anonymous with this funny but troubling challenge.... lol

My family recently moved to another part of the country and the kids changed school. We've all settled down but my daughter is yet to.

She's having a hard time making friends in her new school. She just started Primary class and daily complaint from her is that her peers call her 'a Baby' because she isn't chubby like them.

The other kids appear to be what Yorubas call "Agric"

Please note my daughter isn't skinny. She eats well and has a good stature/height for her age.

She is very confident, smart and outspoken but I feel scared she may start experiencing inferiority complexity at this tender age. No evidence of bullying though based on my discussions with her.

What can I do?

Tell her she's perfect and to call then fatties.

That article is from The Wall Street Journal, they don't report nonsense.

Teslason:
Bolsonaro is my homie!
I have more antibodies than those that have received the vaccine!

Yes, natural immunity after recovering from the Covid.

Pfizer scientists, etc know that natural immunity is better and longer lasting than the vaccine.

DubaiLandLord:
What kind of Anti Aircraft Gun is in the possession of the Bandits that can threaten GMB aircraft?

I find it so hard to believe this news.

Except they have a SAM, no anti aircraft gun can take down any of the presidential jets cause of how high they do fly.

But he needs to land nearby, and has to descend to do that.

From the article:

That posed a threat to President Muhammadu Buhari, who had been planning to fly to his hometown about 80 miles away, and the government needed to buy it back.

thinksquad:
Those claws ,

They are ruthless hunters.

Kingcalls:
Redpillers will always 4k wives and gfs of simps...a known fact...once u are a simp ur woman will b 4kd by redpillers ...but Redpillers wives no de Bleep simps

Omo everybody girlfriend na merry go round.

Doesn't matter if you're simp or greenpill. Na turn by turn.

GuyFawkes:
Are you saying they were dispersed with bullets sir?

I am asking to find out what YOU think.

What theory do you have. What could have compelled them to leave?

SpecialAdviser:
Thank you sir. I have a particular argument with my doctor. E[b]ach time I take sugar, it knocks my waist[/b]. Also drinks that have sugar do the same. My doctor is arguing my waist knock is not from this. Problem is that it doesn't take long to confirm this. Once I take sugar, am knocked. What have you to say about this my friend.

This is funny. Knock your waist as in how?

Dozis:
3. Anti helminthics (worm expellers) should be taken after taking sugar or sugary food.
Some people say this is done to entice the worm to come out and eat the sugary food so that the drugs can act on it. This is one of the most hilarious stuff I've ever heard as a pharmacist, however it is not true, just take your worm expeller as prescribed by your doctor.

Reason am na, this one makes sense small