₦airaland Forum

Hedonisco:
E be like say dem don use you do ping pong well well. Your eyes don see something in the course of looking for wetin big pass you.

Husband no dey find pesin come house.

Everyone must hustle...

Wickedfact:
Look at this one. See those people selling gala on that picture, that is Osborne in Ikoyi. Majority of those selling gala in that picture are Chiefs in Igboland.

This guy you are very funny.

Ugaboy:
...ikoyi, lekki, v.i has made the igbos' not to return to their hut

One Nigeria.

Just buy lots of what you prefer to eat. Including cereals.

If she sees that you already have options, she won't get offended.

Dem go knack my guy akpako...

Abeg come give us gist.

mu2sa2:
Chris Ngige, male, christian, ex-governor, ex-senator, minister, authentic igboman and potentially igbo presidential candidate.

You missed V.I boy.

symplyrachel:
I can't imagine the kind of trauma this lady is passing through to behave like this. Maybe the man did worse....

I'm thrilled, nice sight.

Yeah, maybe he burnt her house.

Obi1kenobi:
It's weird to me that a Benue guy who studied in Kaduna, the most violent state in Nigeria outside Borno and Nigeria's capital of sectarian conflict, was afraid to go to the SE, arguably the most peaceful region in the country. What kind of ignorance to do you have to harbour to come to arrive at such a perception?

It's not ignorance, in the real sense...

Imagine being from Yoruba-land and the only experience you've had of Igbos is here on Nairaland.

Couple of months ago, some guy started a thread with pictures of buildings in his village.

Before you knew it, some other stupid fellow dragged Yorubas into it, that they have brown roofs.

Who asked him?

heendrix:
That's for you dude

But as for me and myself I'll rather pick to serve 2years in Yobe and Gombe over 6month service in any southeastern state

imagine getting to Live/stay in a state that it's occupants are 95% Ipobs. that having the 5% here sef we we're tayad already

Lol.

My brother I think Igbos are very opinionated, especially online.

And I agree, we do seem to have some of the most opinionated, loud-mouthed and "chest-beating" ones here on Nairaland.

But in real-life we are very welcoming.

The two best teachers I had in my adult life were both Yorubas.

One taught us Physics and the other, English.

They were both "corpers" that refused to go back after their service-year.

Fond memories...

The English teacher, Mr Bayo, after making a new point, would ask the whole class, "Abi bee ko?" ("Do you understand?" - I believe)

And an army of excited students will chorus, "Benii"

Sure I murdered the spellings...

This was in Abia State, btw.

The guy that almost taught me how to play the piano (home lessons) was also Yoruba.

I believed he served and didn't go back as well.

So please don't mind the loud-mouthed "flat-heads" and "children-of-hate" that have given you a bad impression.

Both terms crack me up, btw.

I'm certain you'll get a VIP welcome if you visit.

And on a much lighter note...please don't visit Isiala Ngwa first.

We have a popular joke that when one visits, they mutter under their breath, "Meat welcome..."

Foolishbuhari:
Nice piece. Unfortunately we over here don't see those potentials again and just want to leave because those old thieves in agbada have finished us.

Nigeria has the potential to lead the black race but the fools called leaders will rather die than see us take center stage. They would rather loot to stupor than do the right thing.

There are also powers that be meddling in our affairs since time immemorial.

All those interests that sponsored coups all over the continent, do you think they've seized?

They just sabotage us now through different means.

CapitalHYC:
Hmm .. So people like me that hate snake since the garden of Eden saga nko?.. Don't be a Joke ,I'll call someone to kill it . I can't trust snakes abeg

On the other hand, snakes don't hate you...

They just want to eat, reproduce and be left alone.

hisexcellency34:
Good move as it will create jobs but lets' continue patronising Innoson

It's a similar arrangement...

debola33:
Where is the intimidation here? Yes some of the questions look absurd like the virginity issue but above her they are trying to teach her some lessons. You came to ibadan to collect your certificate meet a guy and within fees days u already dating him and even in his house. She definitely fell for him cos he was rich. I pray God vindicate you sha

Is it illegal to fall for a rich guy?

Gabkosh:
To the guys that want to go extra miles to impress women. I say continue. Since your purpose you are on earth is to take care of women. Since your God and parent whispered it to your hear that you are born to the world to take care and impress women.

But know that when you are busted, this is how they will deny you completely.

Normal levels my friend.

Even Peter denied Jesus. Not to talk of kidnapper.

Even your mama go talk say she never see you before.

joviegghead:

What a joke!
I kinda like the guy tho. He not the kind of regular/orthodox preacher. He's more. An entertainer!

Well, he's not a preacher of love...

SavageResponse:
I disagree, he periodically holds wrestling bouts in his church where be beats up members of his church

He makes his money from gate takings

You forgot 10% agency fee, for connecting members to God.

martolux:
The same fish that swallowed uncle Jonah.

Whale no be fish

Privacy, security...

Guestlander:
After saying she was "inadvertently" struck down.

Inadvertent: unintentional.

Human trafficking format...

My sisters, make una no go enter one-chance.

Viicfuntop:
I have no problem with the weird acceptance but it should also be in Christian’s post. He is an atheist. Why choose a side

He didn't choose a side.

Christian's don't get as offended if you insult their religion/prophets.

I believe NL Muslums asked for that as a barrier.

Unfortunately, there are those who might physically harm him for offensive content others post on his forum.

For his safety, he had to do that.

Google "Charlie Hebdo shooting"...

Also, remember that a few years ago, Nairaland was hacked and the entire database deleted...including the backup.

Only luck Se.un had was that he had a dated copy backed up remotely.

Probably people offended by religious or political content, and they took it out on him.

Usually, Muslims don't go about evangelising on random threads. They typically mind their own business.

So it's a good thing that this has reduced friction.

Viicfuntop:
Seun, why should Muslims or anybody be allowed to comment on Christian’s post without having to accept Jesus Christ as their lord and personal savior but we have to accept Mohamad as the prophet to alla. It’s not fair. You are a tech man if that’s what you would call yourself. Look at your fellow tech men around the world. Their minds have been evolving. I feel like you have just been stucked in 2005. Common look at your emojis but why the hell shoujd peope acecpt ala before commenting and the same preference is not given to Christians? What the hell is that? Isn’t that hypocrisy? Look at quota reddit and the rest. All you tech guys on this app, please for your next startup, look at creating a community where there is freedom okay? Please Seun, evolve.

Don't blame him.

He also has to think of his personal safety...

sapientia:
I hope they have other evidences aside the motive

But trust New York Policemen

They are not like our police that arrest and start investigation

Their own suspects springs out of investigation

Guy used Uber to and fro the crime scene. Paid with his company card.

Also used his card to purchase the electric saw and cleaning supplies.

He's also on camera.

And finally, tasers eject confetti with I'd tags. The one he used was traced back to him.

Eriggs:
are you blind or something?

His assistant is indeed Black-American.

He stole $100k, guy found out, and instead of reporting him to the police, setup a repayment plan.

Assistant wanted to get out of paying...

meobizy:
My guy stepped on the wrong toes and they had to pass a message. With the diverse businesses he’s done in the past I’m sure he tried something shady hence his death. Thank God it happened in developed shores so we can finally learn what happened.

No message was being passed.

He was decapitated for easy disposal (remember Jamal Khasoghi)

The intention was to disappear him, with no traces left.

Police say it appears the killer ran away when one his sister came to the apartment.

He left behind the saw he used, still plugged in. He also left behind cleaning supplies and the parts already sorted in plastic bags.

Hopefully, these things left behind, and some other clues, can assist the police in tracking him down.

tatatar:
Someone with $150 million as net worth murdered by one man right in his home in such a gruesome manner.
That can't even happen to a billionaire in Nigeria.
F*ck simplicity sometimes. One has to protect himself,nowhere is safe.

I dey tell you.

1n 2017, a Canadian billionaire was murdered in his home, along with his wife - by one guy.

He didn't even have cameras. Not to talk of dogs, or guards.

Bill Gates used to form simple until they threw cake in his face. He was lucky, could have been something else.

GrantCashel:
I ve taken the most unconventional approach to learning programming.
Being unserious in secondary school, it affected my progress in 2018.
You need to settle any problem you have with math if you dont want any issues. Google pdfdrive.com and download in this order developmental math for college students, college algebra and trigonometry, linear algebra, classical geometry, calculus, advanced calculus, vector calculus, ordinary and partial differential equations. If you want to avoid begging to build websites on nairaland, avoid web development, android or any shiny applications until you're theoretically grounded.

In your experience, what have you programmed that required all this maths. Or any maths at all?

As I heard...

Back in the day, when conditions were far from sanitary, it was the reserved hand for butt-wiping.

Prodigee:
Make all these actions and inactions sha no lead to WW3

Doubt there'll be a WW3, since everyone will lose.