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Hahaha, when you think the Bible has all the tales.

Omo, make una come see gist!

Clergy20:
And what bad economic policies have this government made that have resulted in Shoprite leaving and have also stopped local supermarkets from growing?

Our exchange rateS for example. Makes it difficult for them to do business.

Electricity. Security. Shipping/Haulage.

See the kind of morons we have in our political class.

falcon01:
if he dies it's on him she was clearly leaving. Whatever it is happened between them, he should have let go but she clearly was in danger and had to defend herself. God I love America

Naa, she was no longer in danger.

She already drove off, stopped, then shot the guy.

Marks112:
Hi everyone, my mom is a celestial woman so she believes in all these things.
She asked 4 pastors, 1 said she’s okay, others said no.

But the thing is I am exhausted, I can’t start all over again and I love her and she loves me very much. She’s not your average Nigerian girl that loves money.

I have just been thinking a lot cos I don’t even know what could happen in future that will make the pastors say no.

And the main thing here now is now that my mom has asked these people she will never support this marriage, how do I convince her?

And I can’t break up with my gf she has been with me through a lot .. I just tire.
Been praying to God that if she’s not for me she should be the one to break up or f*ck up
I don’t want to hurt her.

Tell you Pastor God told you to tell him to divorce his wife.

KingTom:
I've seen this happen before, beside my house lies a telecom mast. Apparently the crows had placed several nests atop those masts, when the engineers came, they threw everything down including the crow eggs, the one who climbed up and threw those things down was attacked by a flight of crows see as sky turn black that day... the boy who lives across picked one of the birds and started nursing it, I kid you not, these crows would hover around him from down the street till he gets home. They called him the Crow Whisperer, meanwhile anytime the telecom engineers come to top diesel, the crows will attack that particular engineer, every single time fascinating creatures, those crows.

Enjoy a piece of internet history...

World War Crow...

bolaayenimo:
A church member is jobless or has no verifiable source of income. But he pays in a hefty sum of amount into the church as his tithe (10 percent of income ).

Should a church ask him the source of money or just regard it as God's blessings?

Nah, God will sanctify the money.

JAOS:
this man is a troublemaker

Google, Facebook, Wikipedia, Twitter, etc are banned in China.

Is that trouble making?

majamajic:
Beyern Munich is Chelsea next match , bro it seems u know nothing about football
Lampard will not say this thing u just said
Aggregate will be 8-1 against Chelsea vs beyern Munich

You are not a nice person...

Lexusgs430:
Why they signed such a loan, with this conditions..... Is truly alarming......

Was it a deliberate act or an omission...... My mind queries.........

You can get a lot done by bribing key people.

E be like the thing sef na open cheque.

Donniest22:
Then it's now atletico that needs a kepa?

They can manage, they have a good defence

oglalasioux:
Keep deluding yourself that your mother is a saint just because she gave birth to you.

Haha...

I remember back then in primary school. Some guy was trying to convince me that all parents have sex to produce children.

I no gree.

Maybe, everyone else's parents, but not mine .

No mind the guy.

Chienex24:
As much as I frown at US aggressive behavior in general, Iran should learn how to stop making noise!!

They can calm down and develop their military then if US threatens them, they can strike back. They can learn a clue from North Korea.

Their own gra gra just too much!! That is how they do gra gra and got their general killed and till now, no substantial revenge has been carried out.

The US is actually the "aggressor".

I love the US more than anything...

Their culture, ingenuity and enterprising spirit has made the world a fantabulous place.

Even this internet we are using now, including operating systems and browsers, na them.

But right now, they have Iran in a hard place...

They can't even do business with most countries because the US has placed sanctions on them.

What is the origin of the US/Iran beef?

In 1953, the CIA overthrew Iran's democratically elected government because... oil and installed a puppet.

After they took back their country in the 1979 revolution, the US has been beefing them ever since.

On another note, aircraft carriers are relics of the past.

If you field them against any serious adversary, they'll be blown out of the water on day 1.

Missiles, which Iran has plenty of, has rendered them obsolete.

...and a group of evangelical christians were convinced that they had found the remains of Noah's Ark.

If you were wondering. Above is your answer.

Did they also find Adam's half-eaten apple?

Hedonisco:
E be like say dem don use you do ping pong well well. Your eyes don see something in the course of looking for wetin big pass you.

Husband no dey find pesin come house.

Everyone must hustle...

Wickedfact:
Look at this one. See those people selling gala on that picture, that is Osborne in Ikoyi. Majority of those selling gala in that picture are Chiefs in Igboland.

This guy you are very funny.

Ugaboy:
...ikoyi, lekki, v.i has made the igbos' not to return to their hut

One Nigeria.

Just buy lots of what you prefer to eat. Including cereals.

If she sees that you already have options, she won't get offended.

Dem go knack my guy akpako...

Abeg come give us gist.

mu2sa2:
Chris Ngige, male, christian, ex-governor, ex-senator, minister, authentic igboman and potentially igbo presidential candidate.

You missed V.I boy.

symplyrachel:
I can't imagine the kind of trauma this lady is passing through to behave like this. Maybe the man did worse....

I'm thrilled, nice sight.

Yeah, maybe he burnt her house.

Obi1kenobi:
It's weird to me that a Benue guy who studied in Kaduna, the most violent state in Nigeria outside Borno and Nigeria's capital of sectarian conflict, was afraid to go to the SE, arguably the most peaceful region in the country. What kind of ignorance to do you have to harbour to come to arrive at such a perception?

It's not ignorance, in the real sense...

Imagine being from Yoruba-land and the only experience you've had of Igbos is here on Nairaland.

Couple of months ago, some guy started a thread with pictures of buildings in his village.

Before you knew it, some other stupid fellow dragged Yorubas into it, that they have brown roofs.

Who asked him?

heendrix:
That's for you dude

But as for me and myself I'll rather pick to serve 2years in Yobe and Gombe over 6month service in any southeastern state

imagine getting to Live/stay in a state that it's occupants are 95% Ipobs. that having the 5% here sef we we're tayad already

Lol.

My brother I think Igbos are very opinionated, especially online.

And I agree, we do seem to have some of the most opinionated, loud-mouthed and "chest-beating" ones here on Nairaland.

But in real-life we are very welcoming.

The two best teachers I had in my adult life were both Yorubas.

One taught us Physics and the other, English.

They were both "corpers" that refused to go back after their service-year.

Fond memories...

The English teacher, Mr Bayo, after making a new point, would ask the whole class, "Abi bee ko?" ("Do you understand?" - I believe)

And an army of excited students will chorus, "Benii"

Sure I murdered the spellings...

This was in Abia State, btw.

The guy that almost taught me how to play the piano (home lessons) was also Yoruba.

I believed he served and didn't go back as well.

So please don't mind the loud-mouthed "flat-heads" and "children-of-hate" that have given you a bad impression.

Both terms crack me up, btw.

I'm certain you'll get a VIP welcome if you visit.

And on a much lighter note...please don't visit Isiala Ngwa first.

We have a popular joke that when one visits, they mutter under their breath, "Meat welcome..."

Foolishbuhari:
Nice piece. Unfortunately we over here don't see those potentials again and just want to leave because those old thieves in agbada have finished us.

Nigeria has the potential to lead the black race but the fools called leaders will rather die than see us take center stage. They would rather loot to stupor than do the right thing.

There are also powers that be meddling in our affairs since time immemorial.

All those interests that sponsored coups all over the continent, do you think they've seized?

They just sabotage us now through different means.

CapitalHYC:
Hmm .. So people like me that hate snake since the garden of Eden saga nko?.. Don't be a Joke ,I'll call someone to kill it . I can't trust snakes abeg

On the other hand, snakes don't hate you...

They just want to eat, reproduce and be left alone.

hisexcellency34:
Good move as it will create jobs but lets' continue patronising Innoson

It's a similar arrangement...

debola33:
Where is the intimidation here? Yes some of the questions look absurd like the virginity issue but above her they are trying to teach her some lessons. You came to ibadan to collect your certificate meet a guy and within fees days u already dating him and even in his house. She definitely fell for him cos he was rich. I pray God vindicate you sha

Is it illegal to fall for a rich guy?

Gabkosh:
To the guys that want to go extra miles to impress women. I say continue. Since your purpose you are on earth is to take care of women. Since your God and parent whispered it to your hear that you are born to the world to take care and impress women.

But know that when you are busted, this is how they will deny you completely.

Normal levels my friend.

Even Peter denied Jesus. Not to talk of kidnapper.

Even your mama go talk say she never see you before.

joviegghead:

What a joke!
I kinda like the guy tho. He not the kind of regular/orthodox preacher. He's more. An entertainer!

Well, he's not a preacher of love...