₦airaland Forum

Shout out to president Buhari as well, for not rigging the election.

Sweetkid:
Obaseki has shattered one of the laws in the book by Robert Greene , called 48 laws of power which says never outshine your master. Obaseki has literally obliterated, annihilated and vanquished his former boss. Kai, always believe in your self!

Not when he's on his last legs...

Siberia01:

lol
but China is a shit hole
Nigeria will always have more billionaires than them

Only the US has more. And perhaps not for very long.

My man don go marry witches and wizards.

She has such a great smile.

IamWonderful:
Effort in futility, more than 190 countries in the world

For now, many people still prefer the US & UK to Singapore, etc.

They are also preferred destinations for investments, etc.

SailorUgo:
Don’t be deceived by what you read daily on nairaland!

There are millions of honest Nigerians

There are millions of wonderful Nigerian women around who won’t ask for urgent 2k

There are wonderful Muslim and Christian people in Nigeria

Legit and hardworking Nigerian youths still outnumbers yahoo boys in Nigeria

The system and leadership is what has failed us.

This is true.

Nairaland gives a skewed perspective of things. They make sure to bring lots of distasteful news to the front page - for engagement.

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Reported posts get hidden just for you...until a mod acts on it.

You can confirm this by reporting a post and then accessing the link when you're logged out, or in Incognito/Private mode.

Imagine the ramifications of being able to hide anyone's post by reporting it.

Every random person will essentially become a mod, and cab censor anyone they choose.

So a committee will also tell you how to bang your wife?

djprinciey:
SCAM!!!!!!!!
if N10,000 was given as loan to 10,000 traders, when multiplied it totals to N100,000,000 (one hundred million naira only). Note they claimed to have disbursed N1.3 billion.
what then happened to the remaining N1.2 billion?....

Transaction fee

ogododo:
Also, those that disbursed the money do not have records of beneficiaries...

More like "those that chop the money do not have records."

Angelfrost:
Ronaldo is just unreal... Still dusting attackers a decade younger than he is. This sort of consistency is seen only once in several lifetimes.

Imagine if he had a national team like Germany...we for dey talk 200 goals now.

Holyterrorist:
It's an insult to the peace prize award to nominate a questionable character like Trump for that award.

Last time I checked Trump is the leader with the greatest threat to world peace.

Argue with your ancestors.

It a PEACE prize...

You know, for people who contribute to world peace. Obama won it for doing nothing.

And mind you, it was established by a death merchant.

We don't do that here.

The result on the calculator is wrong.

The Android calculator is correct.

3(3) = 3 X 3 = 9

Satan day learn work for some people side.

Arrewa:
Now way men don dey form Galadima??

In the next 10yrs if you don't take time na beg parents go dey beg men to come and marry their daughter for free.

Men way no send marriage again

Parents don't know the kind of Alpha male this our generation is breeding

If you first give the girl belle today, na still beg them go beg you.

10 years is far.

Masks are useless against Covid 19.

1. Low expectations...

The state of any society is the aggregate of the expectations of the people comprising it.

In 2015, the Ghana Electric company started load shedding. This resulted in approximately 12 hours of electricity, daily.

O boy, come see nationwide protests.

Every single person spoke out against it, so they had to resolve it quickly.

Here in Nigeria, we tolerate too much nonsense.


2. We should also be willing to pay more for electricity.

Bojack:
Black city ke

Imagine if whites in the US decides to build their own city, we all know how that would play out.

But anyways is it not black americans again, make guns and drugs first enter there

They want segregation again.

Anyway, it will be illegal to refuse whites entry, or settlement, based on their race.

ednut1:
We know how it will end. Blacks everywhere are the same. Just look at those carribean islands with majority blacks

You are going too far...

Blacks murder more blacks in the US each year, by several magnitudes.

Last weekend 54 people were shot in Chicago: https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2020/08/31/at-least-46-people-shot-10-killed-in-weekend-gun-violence-in-chicago/

Jannuxajj:
I am an introvert that is into programming and I work for companies from home. I became tired of all the gold diggers I was attracting because I discovered they are only looking for sponsors so for the first time I made up my mind to start approaching. I saw a young lady walking towards me so I decided to start with her. I greeted her and immediately she answered I didn't know what to say next thing I said was are you coming from the gym and she said no and looked at me somehow only for me to stammer and then ask for her name she just ignored me and was pressing her phone. It bad to be sitting indoors everyday I swear loneliness dey kill me

This is good...

The lesson from this is that there is no danger at all. Nothing will happen if a girl rejects you.

If you look at it logically, you were not intimidated by the girl, but your brain "panicked". So you need to condition your brain to not see it as a big deal.

And you can do this by approaching many girls and showing your brain that you will not die. Then it'll calm down.

Dalil8:
Massive risk for the club, paying too much for a 33yr old.

Merch and sponsorships...

Kiddo01:
I've been thinking about this and so I decided to bring it here.

A friend of mine has been having issues with his wife for some time now. He said that the Parish Priest has advised both of them but without positive result.

But I keep wondering, is it that both parties do not want to settle their differences or is the reverend father actually giving the needed council? Is the reverend father who has not married before qualified to give advice on marital crisis? What do you think

Well, he'll advice you based on scripture and catholic doctrine.

A good example will be judges...

They are not experts in the many different domains that appear before them for judgement. But they can pass rulings based on the law.

horlabowale:
Two world best playing together ? Impossible

Two former world-best.

flyingpig:
A grass cutter and two monkeys


Did you hear the Ebola virus disease was transferred to humans from monkeys

Bird flu came from chicken, and Swine Flu from pork.

This is rather unfortunate. But wielding two machetes at a police station is asking for it.

There are few countries where it won't result in you getting shot, including here in Nigeria.

They probably didn't have tasers also.

Mental illness.

Probably some assistant, in some capacity.

Instablog owner be definitely balling...

So what will they charge him with?

If rehabilitation works, why didn't they rehabilitate Bin Laden, or that Nigerian underwear bomb kid, Abdulmutallab.

They killed Bin Laden and gave Abdulmutallab 4 life sentences plus 50 years. But they want us to "rehabilitate" ours.

No wahala.

Akamariner:
Here is the relationship.

All the children of oduduwa resides with their father in ile-ife, being the chief Yoruba land, and are expected to rule the kingdom, after the demise of their father, according to who IFA chose, so all of the available children is entitled to the throne, according to the choice of IFA, but there was a time the northerners insults oduduwa, and the last born of oduduwa, who later became the first alafin, asked his elder brothers to assist him in fighting the notherners that insulted their father, they agreed, but fought on the way going, so oranyan (the last born), departed and seek refuge with one nupe chief/king. It was the nupe chief that gave oranyan a snake that he should follow, that wherever the snake stops, oranyan should settle there, and when the snakes stops at old Oyo town, oranyan decided to stop there and establish his own monarchy, forsaking his birthright at ile ife, but instead of calling himself oba, like Yoruba's named their king, he chooses alafin instead (meaning, owner of the palace), the new Oyo town then grows in millitary strength, and they conquered many regional town, but instead of fighting the remaining Yoruba land, decided to protect them and give respect to ile ife and oni, being their descendants town, so alafin had an entitlement to the throne of oni, but created his own empire, and became the strongest imperial, ruling in the whole of west Africa then, before internal conflict bring about the fall of the empire.

That's the relationship between them.

Ahh, I see...

Thank you very much!