₦airaland Forum

kunleweb:
Better. What an unfortunate player. Even in his present form and attitude even Al haly, Iwuanyu National, BBC Lions of Gboko, Kazier Chiefs, Ashante Kotoko, Dundee Utd, Kano Pillars, Salzburg, Althelic Bilbao wouldn't want him.


Pogba should be off loaded for free along with incompetents like Anthony Martial who would waste eight out of mine chances.

Man, you know your clubs...

Just curious, how did you know about all these guys, betting?

winkmart:
I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum

Don't leave us hanging...

And what happened?

Tonyfx:
RIP to my Dad. He was a great man.
I remember when I was in junior secondary school in the morning I'll ask him for money for biro

ME: Daddy I want money for biro

DAD: take (he will give me money)
I will use it to buy Fan choco
Next day

ME: Daddy I want to buy biro

DAD : I gave you money for biro yesterday

ME: yes I know, they stole it during break time

DAD: Good for you, go and steal another person's own. I'm not giving you any money.

My dad na character that year.

kunleweb:
Dull guy she's not tapping current. She's giving you Green lights to ask her out

Greenlight to tap that ass...

Your result can't stop you from becoming a successful businessman.

Or from excelling at other things.

Just know you are dashing her money.

gratiaeo:
More heart attack to mau u fans

To the question in your attachment.

Amusing post about it...

Today I fúcked up by shaving my ass hair: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bysld/tifu_by_shaving_my_ass_hair/

It indeed serves a mighty purpose.

Wizzz1:
I have already un followed Trump on Twitter, can't love someone who hates me.

He doesn't hate you.

His grouse is that many Nigerians overstay their visas.

abhosts:
In 2018, When Donald Trump imposed steel tariffs against Canadian Steel, Many Canadians responded by boycotting made in USA products.

If Nigerians are not good enough to travel to the USA, should we continue to patronize American companies like Apple, Amazon, Hewlett-Packard, Ford, GM Motors, Godaddy, Namecheap, Tom Ford, DKNY, Boeing, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Levi's, Gap, etc?

You might as well just leave the internet.

Android/iOS = America
Windows/Mac = America

Or is it Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Quora, Reddit, Google (+Gmail, YouTube), Wikipedia?

Where you wan start?

dheaven:
What money cannot do too much money can do it. Pay her double of the amount she makes in club and see the magic.

I love this quote, and I'm stealing it.

desag:
Hello house,

I met this lady sometime ago, and we started dating . after a while i asked for sex but she denied of several occasions and so i decided to exercise patient with her.

After a long while of patience, we were just chatting about life generally and was giving her advice of some issues. What i saw next was that i should come to her house that she want to bang me hard.

However , she said i should get these things along when am coming:
palm oil, pap, sugar cane, niddle, black thread and white singlet.

But i was like i could get all these things now as i will have to be going look for them one after the other. She insisted when i get it is when i will have her. I asked why she did tell me the reason.

Can someone help me with the significant of these things and if there is danger involve.

Mature mind pls. Thanks in anticipation

Tell her she forgot kolanut and white fowl...

Blindersoff:
Justice delayed should not be Justice denied. She says she was raped and provided evidence despite Trump denying as he always does when things go south for him. Now all he has to do is provide his DNA and prove he did not rape her and thus get more love from the American people. How would proving you are innocent tarnish your image?

Sorry, even his DNA being on the dress doesn't prove he raped her.

Maybe he did rape her, but that wouldn't be proof he did.

Maybe they met socially, or even had consensual sex.

Paulpaulpaul:
NPF somehow think Nigerians are daft, how on earth will I believe that car snatchers can't afford better pump action or other better rifles.

They will arrest people and post some useless WW1 guns

They don't need to be armed like Rambo to snatch vehicles.

They just need to be armed vs unarmed victims.

kingmeme:
Like razor blade marks on my face or body

Pls I need answer

Does it itch?

Kallmerb:
This is beautiful.. The only Religion God gave man is WORSHIP.. he said let all living things worship me... How you worship him is totally upto you.... Being Ignorant of that simple fact is what is causing War in the World

But remember you can only worship with a clean hand and a pure heart

Which of the Gods?

And when?

Emilokoiyawon:
Yes. You will take an 0l0sh0 off the streets and train her to be a good wife. You have a better chance of teaching a worm how to write computer code.

We already have computer worms

PM Express and yeye news.

I won't be surprised if we found out some nonsense guys manufacture all these to get paid.

Esseite:
It's just like trump saying, we would kill terrorists with the tactics we used in killing southern Americans in 1865..

How dumb does this sound?...

I am not a fan of Buhari, in the least...

But remember these guys are trying to get clicks.

From the body of the article, he's talking about the military being humane, and not committing "war crimes".

Which is a different topic for another day.

Lynx001:
sing what they can hear o. U go use 2 min hummmmmm. Usd 1:30 second sing.
nice öne though.

Fela sef go use 30 mins do instrumentals.

Jadsy01:
...following the beatings and maltreatment Dr Sid receives from his wife, Simi.

pacretus:
the problem is that you won't get to see all those people you mentioned. Hell is big enough to receive all any thing thrown into it. When your house is on fire you won't bother to greet anyone even if n.a. Tupac, fela, Davido or wizkid. Be guided, once someone dies identity is not longer the physical body, he's become a spirit that if found in sin will be busy groaning and gnashing for respit, without non coming for ever and ever.

Wow. What a loving deity.

UjuJoan2:
8years old still sleeping on the bed with her mum? That's not even healthy for the child.

As for your wife, she doesn't want to have sex with you and that's why you should be worried. If she wants you, she will clear the bed and create an enabling environment.

The fact that she's using the children as an excuse has an even deeper implication.

@ OP

Here's your answer.

It's time to start putting yourself first.

Time to take drastic action: mistresses or just locking up and stop being "husbandly".

Else, this will be your story for the rest of your marriage.

Work on yourself too. Lift weights and take up old or new interests that will keep you out the house.

She knows exactly what she's doing.

Time to start looking out for yourself.

A "friend"...

Here's an interesting thread currently on the frontpage: I Released My House Document To My Cousin To Obtain Loan, How Can I Get It Back?

A similar type of greed killed BlackBerry.

Everyone cannot be your market.

If Rolls Royce starts making Toyota-priced versions, the right people will stop buying the expensive ones

Dreambeat:
Everything about this pic depicts racism.No doubt

If not for these "racists", today, we for be illiterate palmwine-tappers – with kente pampers.

Thegeneralqueen:
How can I unsee this

You can't, but you could use some Eye Bleach: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/top/?t=all

So how does she know you're a "lactite"?

madridguy:
This thread should be moved to the comedy section.

I swear!

It gone funnier with every line.

uruba23:
Quite hilarious is this true or made up?

It's from BabylonBee...

Officialgarri:
I'm not saying club goers are all into fraud, but if you aren't, then explain yourself and get freed

What the EFCC just did is not lawful.

That isn't how it should work.

patani:
where are his supporters on this forum?

I remember all those GEJ till 2019.