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Early 20s na where all the ingredients dey.

Girls in their late 20s early 30s are on their last legs – as far as attractiveness is concerned.

"Olodo area"

This tutor already has their work cut out for them.

Your child will be confiscated .

nlPoster:
Fvck boy as in?

What exactly is the meaning of this tweet or whatever because I dont get it.

It's like the call of the void...

Stupid people have an overwhelming urge to express their condition to the world.

Paypalsolutions:
So if I post the news and write the web link then it’s no longer a violation?

It still is.

You need written permission to do that.

Report to Facebook.

placeofallure:
Men! Imagine you have a classy wife who is a banker, the sophistication, the panache. Then he stooped low to do a crude, unrefined paraga seller! An ugly one for that matter. What do men want?
But I thought they say you guys fvck the eyes, what is appealing about the eyes of this paraga girl? See how he died a disgraceful death. Everyone at the burial ceremony would know what killed him and there would be snide comments. Oops! As a wife, I don't think I can mourn this kinda husband.

The dead don't give a fvck.

Jabioro:
Fool..did you witness Nazi's operation? Is Afghanistan humans? the bloody terrorist,they are dogs..where were you in 9/11 ..Get out!

The 9/11 guys are from Saudi Arabia.

ask4double:
The signs are becoming more visible and intense by the day. Oh! but men will still pretend to be unaware. I am not a prophet of doom, but I can tell that things will only get worse because the Creator is no longer interested in earth, but in saving His people from it.

The Black Death wiped out 75m — 200m people.

And God didn't come then?

You can fvck his wife, no problem.

His daughter is where he draws the line...

This girl no send you.

She's begging you because you're a wallet.

J111333:
Some Nigerians just like most Americans don't travel so they assume that just because there is a cluster in some places, other places are slum.
I'm glad you have brought this up here so that those who think that others live in potopoto area will see it.

So "Christmas lights" and some vanilla road is cause for chest-beating?

papaejima20199:
I don't wish to hurt my wife. But I do wish to be happy.

I do not wish for my children to grow up in a home with divorce. I want them to grow up with myself and my wife still being the team we've been so far, doing equal parts to take care of them, and always be there for them.

I realize a lot of what I'm saying are things that can't go together. I want to be with my girlfriend, I don't want to hurt my wife, and I don't want my kids to suffer . I can't have it all. Now I feel stuck

So just eat your cake and have it...

Having mistresses and concubines are age-old traditions.

You can still have the best of both worlds.

Lending above certain rates is illegal in places like the US, etc.

We might also have such provisions, here in Nigeria, against usury by the Shylocks of this world.

Try asking a lawyer here on elsewhere.

Going the legal route might be your recourse...

The good thing that will come out this new tax drive by the government, is that Nigerians will increasingly participate in politics and demand for their voices to be heard.

kunleweb:
Better. What an unfortunate player. Even in his present form and attitude even Al haly, Iwuanyu National, BBC Lions of Gboko, Kazier Chiefs, Ashante Kotoko, Dundee Utd, Kano Pillars, Salzburg, Althelic Bilbao wouldn't want him.


Pogba should be off loaded for free along with incompetents like Anthony Martial who would waste eight out of mine chances.

Man, you know your clubs...

Just curious, how did you know about all these guys, betting?

winkmart:
I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum

Don't leave us hanging...

And what happened?

Tonyfx:
RIP to my Dad. He was a great man.
I remember when I was in junior secondary school in the morning I'll ask him for money for biro

ME: Daddy I want money for biro

DAD: take (he will give me money)
I will use it to buy Fan choco
Next day

ME: Daddy I want to buy biro

DAD : I gave you money for biro yesterday

ME: yes I know, they stole it during break time

DAD: Good for you, go and steal another person's own. I'm not giving you any money.

My dad na character that year.

kunleweb:
Dull guy she's not tapping current. She's giving you Green lights to ask her out

Greenlight to tap that ass...

Your result can't stop you from becoming a successful businessman.

Or from excelling at other things.

Just know you are dashing her money.

gratiaeo:
More heart attack to mau u fans

To the question in your attachment.

Amusing post about it...

Today I fúcked up by shaving my ass hair: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bysld/tifu_by_shaving_my_ass_hair/

It indeed serves a mighty purpose.

Wizzz1:
I have already un followed Trump on Twitter, can't love someone who hates me.

He doesn't hate you.

His grouse is that many Nigerians overstay their visas.

abhosts:
In 2018, When Donald Trump imposed steel tariffs against Canadian Steel, Many Canadians responded by boycotting made in USA products.

If Nigerians are not good enough to travel to the USA, should we continue to patronize American companies like Apple, Amazon, Hewlett-Packard, Ford, GM Motors, Godaddy, Namecheap, Tom Ford, DKNY, Boeing, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Levi's, Gap, etc?

You might as well just leave the internet.

Android/iOS = America
Windows/Mac = America

Or is it Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Quora, Reddit, Google (+Gmail, YouTube), Wikipedia?

Where you wan start?

dheaven:
What money cannot do too much money can do it. Pay her double of the amount she makes in club and see the magic.

I love this quote, and I'm stealing it.

desag:
Hello house,

I met this lady sometime ago, and we started dating . after a while i asked for sex but she denied of several occasions and so i decided to exercise patient with her.

After a long while of patience, we were just chatting about life generally and was giving her advice of some issues. What i saw next was that i should come to her house that she want to bang me hard.

However , she said i should get these things along when am coming:
palm oil, pap, sugar cane, niddle, black thread and white singlet.

But i was like i could get all these things now as i will have to be going look for them one after the other. She insisted when i get it is when i will have her. I asked why she did tell me the reason.

Can someone help me with the significant of these things and if there is danger involve.

Mature mind pls. Thanks in anticipation

Tell her she forgot kolanut and white fowl...

Blindersoff:
Justice delayed should not be Justice denied. She says she was raped and provided evidence despite Trump denying as he always does when things go south for him. Now all he has to do is provide his DNA and prove he did not rape her and thus get more love from the American people. How would proving you are innocent tarnish your image?

Sorry, even his DNA being on the dress doesn't prove he raped her.

Maybe he did rape her, but that wouldn't be proof he did.

Maybe they met socially, or even had consensual sex.

Paulpaulpaul:
NPF somehow think Nigerians are daft, how on earth will I believe that car snatchers can't afford better pump action or other better rifles.

They will arrest people and post some useless WW1 guns

They don't need to be armed like Rambo to snatch vehicles.

They just need to be armed vs unarmed victims.

kingmeme:
Like razor blade marks on my face or body

Pls I need answer

Does it itch?

Kallmerb:
This is beautiful.. The only Religion God gave man is WORSHIP.. he said let all living things worship me... How you worship him is totally upto you.... Being Ignorant of that simple fact is what is causing War in the World

But remember you can only worship with a clean hand and a pure heart

Which of the Gods?

And when?

Emilokoiyawon:
Yes. You will take an 0l0sh0 off the streets and train her to be a good wife. You have a better chance of teaching a worm how to write computer code.

We already have computer worms

PM Express and yeye news.

I won't be surprised if we found out some nonsense guys manufacture all these to get paid.