₦airaland Forum

Women are "sex objects", men are "success objects".

GraGra247:
Owner of the forum is an undercover muslim claiming atheist. Thats why.

He has strong muslim sentiments and hates Christians.

Naa, he just has a healthy fear of bombs.

netpro:
Even South Africa dey rush us. After they will be misbehaving.

And you believe South Africans imported those?

Nope, one of us did.

helinues:
Saudi Arabia is one of the advanced muslim countries in the world. Hope the northern leaders are learning .. Almajiri is a thing of centuries

You do realize they still stone, crucify and behead people?

jayson87:
Naija boy I hail thee...

He first use God... he no work
He quickly use darling... still on still... she no gree..

No be Naija u dey

E for pay her egunje.

ursullalinda:
Wonderful news.....afterall they go through same stress

It's stupid if you ask me.

Do both leagues generate equal revenue?

NOC1:
What a way to end your career, so absurd.
He should have kept it cool knowing it is his last match.

Yeah, like Zidane.

This means Toure will win 3 Champions League trophies soon.

psychologygh:
seriously bro these guys really annoy me.They try to insult Ghanaians and the country at the slightest opportunity they get shouting that they feed Africa and due to their border closure, Ghana will go on recession and am like WTF!!!!They hate Ghana to the core.You watch them troop into this thread to pour their hate against the president who never insulted them and always stood to defend them.

My brother, no mind them. We are not all like that.

I've lived in Accra for years, and your people are some of the friendliest, nicest and most welcoming people.

Some of us Nigerians are very arrogant and conceited over nothing.

To mention a few...

We have shìt roads, shìt schools, shĺt everything.

Terrorists control large swaths of territory within our country.

We have neither pipe borne water nor electricity.

Herdsmen, armed robbers, militants and kidnappers operate with impunity.

Police routinely murder people extrajudicially. And the military are a law unto themselves.

Internationally, we have the most stellar reputation...of not trafficking drugs or scamming people /s

Yet, despite all these, some how we are still the giant of Africa.

Honestly, we should rather be ashamed of where we are as a country — despite our potentials and resources.

On behalf of the non-stupid members of my country, I sincerely apologise for all those unprovoked insults you received.

Please have pity too, a lot of people are just frustrated.

Mjshexy:
So if i buy a Ferrari & use it in transporting firewood, they will come sue me after buying the toy with my own money. Crazy i must say

Not necessarily.

This guy is using their brand for promotional purposes.

They've spent a lot of time and money to attain their position in the mind of customers.

They also sell merchandise...

This is amazing.

You won't believe how much time went into each frame of this

MrCork:


All men agree we commto nairaland to pull chicks..but sadly' only 1% of us is always successful. Today i shall reveal our secret (thank me later))

1. BUY A BMW...BMW pulls all chicks (married or single). I own one.

2. LIVE IN RICH AREA LIKE LONDON PEKAM
Although I have moiney' it helps living in rich area.

3. SPEK GOOD ENGLISH
U Homebase people r fund of talking to chicks in pigeon language...truss me.. that $hit wouldn't work

4. WERE PERFUME
I understand the sun there in that Nigeria look like oven..and although we have snow in London ' u must always were PERFUME!

5.. Thank me later!! (No ofeense)

Hahaha... Mrcork my man!

I've missed your posts. Didn't know you are still around.

Do these tips only work on "lightskin" girls?

If your parents insist you marry a goat, will you do it?

They are crossing a similar line here.

okokkk:


I was asking this girl out then. I thought about how to please the girl, so, one evening I called her and asked about her favourite fruit. She said Coconut. Then, I was a hustler in the streets of Aba loading and offloading goods from trucks. For a child of my age, I was very rich. I could make up to N1, 500 a day.


The next day, I went out to hustle so as to get her Coconuts. To cut the story short. I made over N1,300 that day and spent all on Coconuts. I bought about 14 big Coconuts that day, packed them all in a big "Ghana must go bag" and set for her house.

When I got to her house, I called her, gave the Coconuts and whispered into her ears"If these ones finish, call me. I will make sure you don't lack Coconuts". She hugged me deeply and that was enough for me and for the day's numerous troubles.

Lol..."whenever you think of coconuts, think if okokkk"

(Coming to America reference)

eTECTIV:
He is already making money as his stunt double.. He gets his cuts for appearing as Salah and Salah takes his cut for his image rights

Na the guy play for World Cup.

kongolo:
The football authourities in europe are complicit in these fans behaviour.Those guys know they can go to the stadium and carry out such acts and nothing will happen to them.UEFA will fine the Bulgarian FA a couple of thousand euros and partially close the stadium then life will go on.Until black players start ignoring/avoiding UEFA award ceremonies and even competitions,this sort of behaviour won't cease

So would you suggest they do instead?

AryaSand:
Vector about to come through with a Reply. I like this fight. It's been a while abeg. Let them break each other's head.

Jaqenhghar:
There is nothing as ridiculous as a Niggerian rapperor Niggerian hip hop. Reminds me of those crazy white boys who try to sing African songs and cant quite get the accent or the Africanness and end up sounding like braying donkeys. Similar shít

What are you two faceless people doing here...

Omo, I buy fridge impromptu...

Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.

What did Bill Gates say?

"Lets go out and get another one."

It didn't end there...

A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.

And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.

Well, is the possession of fake hard drugs an offence?

drjprince:
comparing between scrap and junk

You realize there a people who getting one of these is of their current highest aspirations.

Remember, a few years ago, the most everyone's phone could do was play snake.

Now we trash talk these luxuries because there are slightly better, but overpriced brands.

chinchonglee:
Ads bro.
I knw alot abt dat of Facebook cos i run a business dere.

Dey charge $1 per day for ads

$1 per day?

Very funny.

Amazingman:
Easiest way to leave is by air,road or sea. Trust me, any other way is regrettable

I don't know why this cracked me up so much.

Well done.

Offpoint:
Keep paying her bills Mr. 'Bill Gates'

She earned more than you and you pay her bills... wonderfool

And she no dey even give am tidy o.

And doesn't spend time with him either.

There are no grand pronouncements you need to make.

Just invite her out.

Eaglefine:
*O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu?

This was so unexpected.

Shedding tears

SLAP44:
If the man has even the shortest height of respect remaining in him, he should resign and clear his name.

You stole my TV.

Oya resign from your job until you are proven innocent...


*In law, no one needs to, or has to prove their innocence.

One needs to be proven guilty, not the other way around.

akpoguma1989:
I have been in a relationship with a girl for 5 years but she went to school for 3 years in imo last year out of boredom I met another girl and we started dating, before we started I told her I had a girlfriend and that I would take care of her and provide for her, the problem now is that my girlfriend is rounding up next year febuary and we are planning on getting married, but the problem is that I have gotten used to the other girl, she is funny and full of life and the thought of not hearing from her when I am married scares me, but I cannot let my girlfriend down because she stood with me when I had nothing and we are already preparing for marriage March next year
I cannot even sleep at night because of what i caused myself, I just wanted a little fling but fell into this, sometimes I just feel depressed thinking of it
When the other one is around, i think of the other one, and when I am around the second one I think of my girlfriend
Please help a brother, please do not insult me no human is perfect

Convert to Islam.

Austeeenxx:
So, when is Ronaldo going to the Tribunal?

First, he needs to accuse the CJN of eating yam, then have him removed.

Luciferlove:
They have forgotten about 1996 so quickly

Hahaha

1996, you sef no deh shame?

Na 23 years ago be that.

So 6 women .

Fake news.

This one na heresy in Christian circles.

Madam don enter sex magick department.