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Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:43pm On Sep 15, 2016
Huston1:
Please Nairalanders I need help because I am loosing my patience.
I have been married to my wife for 6years and I have never had dinner before 9PM. Sometimes I'm served dinner past 11pm. My wife doesn't have any job yet. I wake early every day because I have to bath and dress our two kids up in the morning while she makes their breakfast and prepare something for the lunch boxes. I drop the kids at school and go to work from there. I return home before 6pm and dinner is never ready. I have complained and complained and she makes adjustments for two days each time I complain. I got angry at a point and told her I will not eat her food after 7pm. That week, she acted on my instruction and I really ate at 7pm or just before 7:30pm. That is the only week I enjoyed dinner early. I have even developed pot belle due to eating late.
I got home early today and she started picking vegetables to make soup at about 3:30pm. This is 8pm and I still haven't eaten. I am so angry. I really see her busy working in kitchen but I don't know why it takes so long for the food to be ready. Not that she attends to the kids. I assist the kids in their homework and prepare them for bed. I'm very angry. Please advise.
Why are you even asking us again?

You did something that worked. Why not enforce it on a permanent basis?
Romance › Re: The Life Of A Girl In The Friend-zone *HILARIOUS PICTURES* by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:26pm On Aug 23, 2016
vani86:
Lmao its easy, just pretend you aint seeing the green light and talk to them as your paddy. I am doing it cuz office romance can be very messy, even while in uni i made it a rule not to date someone in the same hostel or street as i am
Don't chit where you eat...
Romance › Re: Ladies/girls And Modesty by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:28pm On Aug 23, 2016
God didn't make the rose for it to be hidden.

Had it been so, he would have covered them with burqas.
Romance › Re: P by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2016
Omuka:
I have a chronic low self esteem character. I have had compliments about my looks but in my innerworld i always feel inferior, i feel nobody loves and to ask a girl out is my problem. Please how can i overcome this menace?
YOU don't have low self-esteem...

Your ego has low self-esteem.

I am certain you were born a happy, feeling-good, smiling baby. But along the line you took on the identity of this unloved and unwanted fellow.

God loves you, the universe loves and women love you too. These beautiful angels need your gift.

I'd recommend you read A New Earth, by Eckhart Tolle (very liberating). And also PsychoCybernetics.

If you can't afford them, torrent. A New Earth also has a fantastic audio book, read by the author himself.

Get those sorted, then we'll talk about the girls.
Culture › Re: Koko That Ate 40 British Men As Nembe King [PICS] by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
onuwaje:
If only oda monarchs had followed suit
Life wud av been better
E no finish the tori naw...

I'd be very interested to hear how the gist ended.
Sports › Re: Shaunae Miller Dives Across Finish Line To Win Gold Medal by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:19pm On Aug 16, 2016
All die be die.
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Nigerian Atheist Should Be Outspoken by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:54am On Aug 16, 2016
But to be fair, without religion, the world would be quite a depressing place for lots of people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Nigerian Atheist Should Be Outspoken by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:50am On Aug 16, 2016
Seun you're becoming a bad boy. You said "shitty'.
Education › Re: Screenshot From The UNIOSUN Sex Scandal Video by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:55pm On Aug 12, 2016
Wey the video?
Sports › Re: Brazilian Wearing "KANU" Nigerian Jersey At RIO Olympics by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:51pm On Aug 12, 2016
lordkit2:
This guy told me "If Kanu were Brazilian, he'd have be considered alongside Pele, Maradona and Messi"...
Yeah right.
Romance › Re: I Can't Keep A Relationship For Long, Please Help by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:58pm On Aug 10, 2016
Maybe you should try dating men.
Crime › Re: Customs Impound Smuggled Poultry Products Worth Over N268m In Owerri by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:16pm On Aug 01, 2016
counsellorwiser:
How odd that a hungry nation is happy destroying foods that could save millions of starving malnourished Nigerians. They claim,that they are harmful, but we all know that's a general and lazy declaration. Have they tested this particular batch to ascertain if it is harmful too? Is it not more sensible to seize them, test their human consumption safety, and then distribute to IDP's and orphanages across the country if they are not harmful?

Wasting what you do not have in surplus is surplus stupidity.
From the article...

The Customs Comptroller, who spoke of the consequences usually associated with the consumption of foreign frozen poultry products preserved with chemicals meant for the preservation of dead bodies...
Sports › Re: "Sex With Messi Was Like With A Dead Body" - Xoana Gonzalez Says by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:13pm On Aug 01, 2016
Most likely straffed a shy, inexperienced Messi in his mid to late teens.

You want us to believe that all that horsepower wey e dey use run around pitch for 90 minutes - year after year- go just disappear for bed.

Attention seeking...
Celebrities › Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2016
Florblu:
And you think billionaires think that way?
Lol, how do you suppose they think.
Crime › Re: Boy Chained At A Celestial Church In Ogun State, Rescued By NSCDC by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:46pm On Jul 23, 2016
Holy God!
Car Talk › Re: BMW 750i Xdrive Was Spotted In Lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:03pm On Jul 21, 2016
Convert it to $$.
Politics › Re: Halliburton: Aisha Buhari Sues Fayose by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:22am On Jul 21, 2016
babdap:
I hope Fayose will tell the judge to ask Aisha Buhari to go to America.
grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ikeji's Porshe 18th Birthday Gift From Her Man by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:46pm On Jul 20, 2016
osec007:
Good for her,but I will prefer leaving a better legacy on the sands of time...
Legacy na graffiti...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Woman Destroying Her Husband's Land Rover (Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mologi:
Kenya again...


this people are overlapping in crimes ooo
But imagine the kind of headlines they see about us...
Family › Re: Help! My Wife Takes Our Sex Life For Granted Now To Sleep Off by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:49am On Jul 20, 2016
tresuremira:
I NEED HELP HERE.... I have a wife I've been with for 7 years, we have 3 kids and we are both young, early thirties. Our sex life went down recently and am being tempted into having affair outside. She hadly satisfy me even when i try to give enough pre-intimacy and caressing. She sleeps off even while we make love, i have discussed her lazy attitude towards our sex life but she dosen't show remorse or change. I believe I meet her personal need and even bought her a new car weeks ago. I also have asked her before now if she's cheating on me she said No. Am am sure she isn't having affair outside unless emotional relationship . What can i do because i love sex but not indiscriminately or with wrong women. I NEED HELP!!
Read the books:

1. No More Mr Nice Guy
2. Married Man Sex Life Primer
Events › Re: Woman Throws Money In Bundle At Event (Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:01pm On Jul 18, 2016
Kobicove:
This is one of the reasons why we are the most backward race! undecided
Lol, it's easy to condescend her because her actions are not borrowed from whites.

At the heart of your disapproval is wastefulness. But annually, millions of people from your supposedly "forward" races waste billions of dollars on such extravagances as fireworks, parades, parties, etc.

Other races and cultures should also be allowed their own mode of flamboyance.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Parents Are Treating Me Bad Because I'm An Atheist- Anonym0us by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:51pm On Jul 17, 2016
Law 38: Think as you like, but behave like others. (

...especially if you're still dependent on them.
Politics › Re: Arms Probe Report Doctored To Shield Dambazau, Buratai- Junaid Mohammed by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:01pm On Jul 16, 2016
gunther6:
I WAS a Buhari fan, the keyword is WAS he has shown himself incapable of dealing with 21st century realities, he is perhaps the first president I know that comments on fiscal policy, the central bank is everything but autonomous and don't get me started on his parochial appointment, loose speech and narrow mindedness... Pity I won't be there to correct my mistake in 2019
Please don't commit suicide because of Buhari ok grin
Literature › Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:15pm On Jul 16, 2016
GuyFawkes:
I remember Matamba the wrestler
Really.

Can't remember nothing...

Always had the impression you grew up in the West...
Literature › Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:48pm On Jul 16, 2016
The Passport of Mallam Ilia...

Can't remember the plot, but can remember the emotions...

https://www.faajihub.com/files/ed/1630412958555f23d009611.jpg
Romance › Re: The Guy That Loves You Or The One You Love: Who Would You Choose? (pic) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:57am On Jul 16, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
The one that loves you. Silly girls, they will go for the one that they love. If he starts treating them like trash they would say all men are the same.
Before we judge them, how about you?

Who would you choose...

Someone you find attractive, or someone you don't?
Romance › Re: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:52am On Jul 16, 2016
That's no uncle...

And between you and her source of funds, for fees and stuff.

The choice is easy...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of People Against The Coup In Turkey by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:48am On Jul 16, 2016
OZAOEKPE:
Those are not military men, they are bloody cowards.
So they need to be genocidal sociopaths to qualify?
Politics › Re: Video Of Oluremi Tinubu Abusing Obanikoro by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:20pm On Jul 15, 2016
wirinet:
So because Mrs semi Tinubu insulted Obanikoro in 2004, Dino Melaye should therefore retaliate in 2016 by attempting to beat her up and threatening to rape. I do not really understand the point of the post.
No.

She insulted him in 2016...

It's only trees that don't retaliate.
Christianity Etc › Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:09pm On Jul 15, 2016
Danfuster:
To answer the emboldened don't forget that the earth used to be one until it drifted apart and it's still drifting till today. Ever heard of tectonic plate. Go check out an atlas map and you'd notice somehow, the continents seems to fit in each other like a puzzle
No problem.

Let's even say the earth was much smaller then...

Maybe the size of present day Nigeria.

If Noah built the Ark in Lagos, how would he transport animals, of varying sizes, from Abia to Lag?

How about Kano, etc?

...using the technology of the day...

Camel drawn carriages, perhaps?
Christianity Etc › Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:01pm On Jul 15, 2016
naijadeyhia:
Did it ever occur to you that when the bible says 2 of every animal it never said if the animals should be fully grown?

Only fully grown animals are territorial. Baby animals know no better.
Building the ark is the easier part...

The sheer logistics required to locate and then transport all the animals - had they been inanimate pieces of stone - is mind bending.

Most animals are fiercest when protecting their young...

Good luck stealing cubs from lions, bears and all other eminences.

Even a relatively harmless zebra will fvck one up while protecting it's young.

You'd be better off with the angle of a miracle.


Most baby mammals feed on milk at infancy and 40 days isn't that long to cause chaos in their systems.
40 days without food?

Bros... wink
Politics › Re: Dino Vs Remi Tinubu:the Hypocrisy Of Our SW Brethren by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:58am On Jul 14, 2016
Very funny, how do you know it was only Yoruba that "casted" Linda?

Abi tribe don dey dey profile?

Linda provoked Wizkid and Mrs Tinubu provoked Dino...

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