₦airaland Forum

mrvitalis:
INEC was satisfied with what he has been presenting since 2003 so.. If u have a problem go to court

I understand your confusion...

Even though they sound alike, INEC is not WAEC.

Came:
Wait ooooo, nobody wan marry this girl, abi dem no dey see all these beauty way she dey display. Hummmmm.

You can't make a ho a housewife...

GlorifiedTunde:
You're not any better.

Its a case of a

WAR MONGER vs BIGOTED/NARCISSISTIC/RACIAL/FOOLHARDY

Non is better.

Whichever one of you wins, the world better be ready for war!

All those names because that's what the elites controlled media want you to believe.

Have you been following the Podesta leaked emails from Wikileaks?

How about the O'Keefe undercover videos?

Hillary rigged her primaries. And they will stop at nothing to rig the main election.

America is now a fascist state, with the illusion of democracy.

Mehn, these guys are truly kwarrupt.

achieverme:
While you are remembering GEJ, you should also remember Abu kyari, mamman daura and the rest of the mafia. They would rather die than allow a southerner to rule Nigeria.

There were also people who we thought would rather die than allow GEJ.

Keneking:
Ok as Prof Osibande...

I beg you to use your good office to represent the South very well in the next 3yrs. I know that your chance of becoming President is slim.

Slim?

Remember GEJ.

With an aged principal wey breeze dey blow anyhow.

All he needs is one strong harmattan whirlwind to blow someone and he'll become Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces.

JaneyBlingx:
I have this really cool friend that is the best amongst my friends. She is lovely, down to earth and also caring. Her major flaw is she is a big time wh**e. She sleeps with anybody that is ready to get down dirty. Am not a saint nor a prude (for those people thinking am one "holier than thou" friend) I don't know how to tell her to slow down without hurting her feelings neither do I want her to think I'm better than her (cos I'm not) I'm just tired of the bad names she gets from people and I also don't her to get STD.

There's absolutely nothing you can do.

Why do they always hold his palms?

Codedrock:
Anybody seen that Indian movie "PK"?(India's highest grossing film ever) downloaded and watched it last week, it was about religion in India (addressing religion issues of the world), something like this kinda happened at the end.
Fun movie. looks like a deist movie though check it out.

By far one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Watched it three times within the space of 2 months.

jasysandra:
Not just African Corpses. If you ever care to do a little research, you will find out it happens every where in the world, infact, Africa dey learn.

Would you be so kind as to provide one link.

Just one...

Isn't it peculiar that only African corpses "have power".

Surveillance and phone cameras are plentiful these days. If there were any truth to reanimated corpses, pesin for don capture footage tey tey.

jayriginal:
I dont see the beauty. She's "soft", yes; beautiful, no. Plus she seems to have her fathers hideous jaw.

Light skin isn't synonymous with beauty.

She's is a very lovely young woman.

Why not tell us how many better looking women you've created.

vivalavida:
Never take any girl whose life revolves around their curves serious.

They are always very very shallow and can't hold any meaningful conversation with you.

All they can bring to the table is their curves and body which are their only bargaining chip

Bros which kain conversation again

Some women are mostly ornamental...

But it's not really a failing.

You won't hold it against a rose or a beautiful painting for not "being able to hold conversations".

They just bring a different set of values to the table.

Even, a prostitute, you've paid, is offering massive amounts of value.

Perhaps not domesticity and mental stimulation. But she brings femininity, excitement and sexual pleasure - which are very very valuable.

So even if this beautiful girl can't hold "meaningful conversations", she can still add tons of value to your life - even if it's just for a while.

Whenever I see lovely, curvy women like this (my spec), I say a quiet thanks to God ("...for doing these wondrous works!" ).

Even, my evening has been made more beautiful just from seeing these pics.

Nemeka:
Using oestrogen based crystal ball, I can say indeed "police is your closest friend".

But can't guys testify of things like this when they receive such?

#menMustTestify #policeIsAlsoMenFriend

The driver is male, from the story...

My colleague @gbo_lee explained what happened to him and amazingly this guy made calls, another patrol van came by...

Are they blocking a free kick?

mrvitalis:
3 billion dollars will cultivate, Mill, D stone and Polish over 1000000 hectares of long grain rice.. That's over 120 million bags of rice..

Seriously something is wrong with our brains

We consume anywhere near that quantity/annum.

$3B was pulled out of some ass...

tdbankplc:
Solve problem of tribalism first before talking racism.

Why would racism surprise anyone, after they've seen how much we love ourselves here on NL.

This is the funniest shid I've seen in a long time!

Girl's like a broken record.

Victor my man...

"It's a penaity!"

kabrud:
Hahahahahahahahaha, these akpu-eating flat heads will never cease to amaze me.

Hahaha. Now this is funny.

DrRasheed:
Using our secret police, intelligence reports, the president has the power to ignore the law for the betterment of the country. So dont talk about legality here. The corrupt judges had toy the fate of innocent citizens.

Choose A Woman Who Chooses You...

"If a man wants a woman who doesn't want him, he cannot win. His
neediness will undermine any possible relationship, and his woman will
never be able to trust him. A man must determine whether a woman
really wants him but is playing hard to get, or whether she really doesn't
want him. If she doesn't want him, he should immediately cease
pursuing her and deal with his pain by himself."

David Deida, The Way of The Superior Man.

ivandragon:
for discerning minds, I hope you can read in between the lines of the statement & see the implied threat...

negative reports of the FG is a breach of national interest.

I see am o...

CFCman:
The country is very much a patriarchal society. Those men felt you knew very little about cars/accidents.

You've not had a "conversation" with a hysterical woman before...

And woman are not very good decision makers. They'd rather a male handle it.

divinehand2003:
Na the same day this guy take these pictures ooooo. These are the signs of packaging.

Different days.

Check the windows...