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Christianity EtcRe: As A Christian Have You Experience Miracle Personally Or Seen It Happen? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:48pm On Dec 18, 2016
Plenty...

1. There's a white thing on my wall, that when pressed, fires up a piece of the sun across my ceiling.

2. I've watched a gigantic metal tube accelerate down a runway and leap into the heavens.

3. I have a magical piece of stone, in my hand, that contains all of humanity's knowledge.

I can use it to speak to people thousands of miles away.

I can touch something on it and summon a metal cocoon that will take me to wherever I want. And one of the more mundane things it can do is that, like a trusty cock, it even wakes me up in the morning.

4. Oh, and there's the little miracle called life.

Just looking out my window, I can see a butterfly flutter across the street. Leaves swaying in the wind. A lizard on a wall. Dark clouds in the sky and some humans "humanning"

...and I am here witnessing it all!

Sometimes, if you take a moment to ponder existence, it doesn't take long to realize we live in a really magical place, with the miraculous being routine.
CrimeRe: Lady Robbed On Eko Bridge Last Night Narrates Her Traumatizing Experience by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:41am On Dec 16, 2016
mccoy47:
Women should get stun guns for their safety!

Imagine the fate of dos robbers if she had 1 on her!

With as low as 7k u can protect yourself.
Against 6 guys. With 2 flanking you on each side?

Good luck with that.

If people try to rob you, don't do stupid sh1t.

Just hand them your stuff.

Things can always be replaced.
CrimeRe: Lady Robbed On Eko Bridge Last Night Narrates Her Traumatizing Experience by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:36am On Dec 16, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
My driver immediately got out of the car and told me to get in the drivers seat and drive home immediately. I was so shaken I couldn't move at first but had to snap out of it. The saddest part is that no one tried to help as my driver attempted to hold one of them down. There were so many cars and people on the road but everyone just looked on.
What could possibly go wrong?
Science/TechnologyRe: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
Onegai:
Stvpid selfish greed. No thought other than today and its worries, thoughtless about the future.
Greed ke?

Onegai, my sister, I'm sure you ate Chicken today.
Foreign AffairsRe: TRUMP: I'm A 'mart Person,' Don't Need Intelligence Briefings Every Single Day by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:55pm On Dec 13, 2016
"I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years...If something should change, let us know."
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Russians Wanted Donald Trump To Win. by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:50pm On Dec 13, 2016
How about Hillary wants to fight Russia?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: #riversrerun – Pdp’s Osinachukwu Ideozu Declared Winner In Rivers West by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:09pm On Dec 12, 2016
AkinPhysicist:
coolIgbos have colonized Rivers State-even though this man will say he is Ikwerre and not Igbo. Yorubas MUST not allow them to do the same thing in the SW especially Lagos - soon they will start saying they are indigenes. USELESS Ugandans. Now that we have the internet my fellow Yorubas are opening their eyes. We have seen their hateful hearts via the anonymity of the internet. If these people are not hateful creatures then we will not mind their presence - but they have shown their hands. Only a fool will allow his enemy inside his abode - the days of pretense are over. No more liberal Yorubanism. We the present generation of Omo'Odua have a new agenda.If you are a Ugandan and you quote me you are wasting your time - this message is for my fellow new generation Yorubas. cool
Lagos is "No man's land"... grin

One Nigeria!
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun:Asari Dokubo Storms Abonnema To Protect PDP's Votes(pics( by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:12am On Dec 12, 2016
nuesaweso:
Did you say storm?

With what? With that big belle? Lwkmd!!!
Hahaha, he rolled into the arena.
TravelRe: What Is Your Dream Country To Travel To And Why? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:02am On Dec 12, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
Stop saying nonsense. I spent more than a year in the phillipines where there are few blacks and I had some of the best moments of my life there. It depends on the county tho. Look at Nigeria where blacks are even racist to blacks (Nepotism in the ideal sense) . Its better for a white man or even something as low as Hispanic to be racist to me than for my fellow black fellow to be treating me anyhow.
Oh sh1t!
RomanceRe: How Do U Stop Feeling So Empty? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:49pm On Dec 10, 2016
Eglobalma:
I am at this point in my life where i feel really empty. I hv about 150k to my name, an iphone a laptop. I dont hv a gf cuz i feel like im not ready for one. Im in my mid 20's and i dont really have a job or a certificate. I used to do wild stuff to feel the gap for all the emptiness i felt. Bt even dat isnt enough anymore, i dont know wat to do with myself or my money. And yeah i still live with my parents. Im so bored and confused and depressed, nothing excites me right now and its killing me. I want to go buy earings right now and wear cuz i need to feel alive, i feel so empty. Pls advice me, since there are no shrinks (pysch doctors) in nigeria, pls no insults just advice
A New Earth (Awakening to your life's purpose) by Eckhart Tolle might be of great help.

You're not alone.

Most of our activities as humans are driven by an inner void.

Search for talks by a guy named Mooji too.

You can purchase or torrent both, depending on your finances.
EventsRe: Another Rescued Prostitute Weds In Omega Power Church In Rivers (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:27am On Dec 08, 2016
You can take a monkey out of a tree, but you can't take the tree out of the monkey...
PhonesRe: MTN Wants Whatsapp & Viber Banned In Nigeria, Says Affecting Its Business by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:51pm On Dec 07, 2016
The Horse and Buggy Owners Association also wanted to get cars banned.

Perhaps The Post Office should also hustle to get you guys banned.

After all you too are bad for their business.
Foreign AffairsRe: How Do You Think Trump Will Handle Losing The Election by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2016
Berlynn:
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This election increasingly looks like Hillary's to lose and there is not as much intrigue into its outcome to me as a result.... So I've begun trying to imagine how Trump will handle if he loses

What do you think Trump's end-game is in an election loss?? Do you think he'll stick around in politics trying to keep the mantle of leader of the Republican party or go back to TV reality shows? Or split the difference and be somewhat like a Sarah Palin? undecided

Lalasticlala

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CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi And Olugbo Akinruntan In Supremacy Battle by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2016
plainol:
This is mere disagreement on facts and not some supremacy battle as portrayed by the op.

Olugbo will soon be thoroughly lectured. He (Olugbo) can present his facts. The Ooni should present his also.

Historians will surely authenticate which is right.
You see gist about ancestors descending from heaven and you want "facts"?

The video is on YouTube grin.
RomanceRe: Inviting A Lady Over To My Rough Apartment by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:00pm On Dec 04, 2016
You have nothing to lose...

There's only one way to find out if she'll do you in your current crib.

But one thing is for sure, if you mind, then it will matter.

But you for use TV money buy bed na.

Bed should be #1.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Marrying Someone Else by BuddhaPalm(m):
A lot of masculine development comes from dealing with emotional pain.

This is an opportunity for you to grow.

This girl is letting you down nicely. Truss me, many of her kin will not be so generous...

Na instant brutality you for don receive.

Now, don't take her behavior to mean she's "special".

There are many ways to "kill a rat" and this is her preferred means.

A slow painful death, as from venom, against the brutal finality of the guillotine.

The end result is still that she yaff go.

Relationships are based on "status" (in all it's forms) - with the man being at the higher end.

And once something happens to your status, a giant comma will come in.

You lost your mojo in 2 ways:

- Feeling wretched.
- Dropping in class.

The first is far weightier btw.
RomanceRe: HELP! Save Me From This Olosho Babe O! by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:16am On Dec 02, 2016
Demonstrate, do not explicate. Apologies Robert Greene.

No be on top every mata dem dey convene panel.

You don't need to say anything. Just keep railing her.

With this one, you could casually mention you're seeing other girls, if the need arises.
FamilyRe: Men, Their Daughters And Divorced Promicous Wives. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:04am On Nov 27, 2016
Timbuktuo:
Idon't know where you're getting your statistics from. It is a known fact here that children raised by single parents are just as balanced as those raised in a two-parent household.

Case closed. Thread closed
Yeah right!
FoodRe: Tips On How To Identify Plastic Rice by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:49pm On Nov 25, 2016
Plastic rice?

You guys are joking right?
PoliticsRe: I Will Continue With Jimoh Ibrahim When We Meet Face To Face - Fani-kayode by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:48am On Nov 25, 2016
Jimoh the pig...

Someone has learnt a thing from The Donald.
WebmastersRe: Google Analytics: Is A High Bounce Rate Bad? by BuddhaPalm(m):
A high bounce rate is more or less irrelevant (especially depending on your content).

Imagine if someone makes a search for "zip code of Surulere".

Once he lands on a page, he's going to grab the zip code, in less than 5 seconds, and "bounce".

He is not expected to explore further within the site to find other zip codes.

He's already gotten what he wants.

And Google understands this.

The type of bounce that's bad for you is if the person immediately returns to Google to click on another search result (bounce to SERP). This gives them feedback that your page didn't deliver the goods.
FamilyRe: You Are Superior To Her by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04pm On Nov 23, 2016
Men love women, women love children, and children love dogs...
EventsRe: Mountain Of Fire Bride In Church And At Reception (Pictures) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:52am On Nov 19, 2016
Akkord4gov:
I'm not a xtian,but I strongly agree with MFM. I'm yet to see d rationale in the usage of makeup. Som1 should pls explain it to me.
Makeup is a scam perpetuated by the womenfolk to look more desirable than they truly are.

Therein lies your answer.
PoliticsRe: Uzor Kalu Didn't Join APC, APC Rather Joined Uzor Kalu by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:44am On Nov 19, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Dear Sam a Kalu that could not win a Senatorial Election? grin
even when his sunnewspaper has a factory in Aba grin
He was rigged out.

In Nigeria incumbency is everything...
FamilyRe: John Edobor, Man Accused Of Breaking Wife's Legs Tells His Side Of The Story by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:24pm On Nov 18, 2016
Viking007:
After God, fear Nigerian women.
My man, all women na the same model...

One should have a healthy fear for them all.
PoliticsRe: $175m Found In Patience Jonathan’s Firm’s Bank Account by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:55pm On Nov 14, 2016
This woman should have kept kwayet.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie On Trump, Racism And The KKK (Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:44pm On Nov 14, 2016
Chimamanda: "I am sorry, but if you're a white man, you don't get to define what racism is."

Racism...
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Drives Iara To Obaseki's Inauguration Ceremony by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:42pm On Nov 12, 2016
iamDaisy:
feel for her, this man is ugly my GOD
A man is never ugly...
Foreign AffairsRe: Lessons I Learnt From 2016 US Presidental Elections: Donald Trump's Victory by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:53pm On Nov 12, 2016
illuz:
There's a great difference between 'ego' and 'confidence'. Donald Trump is a very confident man. If you know your stuff, no matter what, you will always triumph. #Leadership-Digest
"...the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happens to them all." ------ Ecclesiastes 9:11
Foreign AffairsRe: Lessons I Learnt From 2016 US Presidental Elections: Donald Trump's Victory by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:48pm On Nov 12, 2016
bukatyne:
7. People do not always mean what they say/ say what they mean: Who would have thought Trump would have any supporter/ vote with all the 'he is anti-woman/anti-gay/anti-black/anti-(fill in the gap)'? Who would have believed that the same women/Black/Latinos would vote for him more than Hillary? According to Huffington post, majority of the women, blacks & Latinos voted Trump.
Trump is not anti all those things...

He's just anti illegal immigrants and the globalist agenda.

All these people voted him because they listened to the man's message and not to the fabrication.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Appleyard:
Remembered when I talked about the undemocratic uselessness of the EC system early this year here on this thread? Now, am being vindicated. By this system, America was never a true democracy.
America is not a "democracy".

It's a constitutional republic...

Democracy is mob rule.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
Missy89:
Waste of energy. I bet most of this leftists forgot to vote
And it's just the evil Soros sponsoring the protests...

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