₦airaland Forum

1trillionlikes:
This Buratai's case is going to determine a lot about my continuing to be a ZOMBIE or become a WAILER..... I mean that's so unfair if they are playing politics with this... But who Buratai offend sef? Tinubu or Tinubu's wife?
Lalasticlala sef, e too dey sleep

Your decision should have been made already...

If eventually something happens to Buratai, it will be more damage control than anything else.

Had oga-at-the-top been impartial in his corruption war, Buratai would have been excised immediately.

Jerry Rawlings, the most sanctimonious anti-corruption crusader - who had people executed for even taking loans - just admitted to receiving a $2m gift from Abacha.

If breeze blow now, you go see say our very own saint-in-chief is all too human after all.

Vanquay16:
I will never attempt to break into my car...Take a uber home and get my spare that's it Bruh.

Being black and breaking into a car is asking for the Cops to give you a healthy dose of lead.

An unhealthy dose you mean?

With people in general, and especially with women, past actions and sacrifices have no value.

The only things that count are present and possible future benefits...

You've been of value to her in the past, but the past is past.

Now she sees the possibility of greater benefits from another alliance.

The way of the world man...

Honour and loyalty are masculine values. Rare in men, and even rarer in women.

Ayoswit:
what do u call a man who has children but has neva been married before ? ----------- bachelor

Commander-in-chief of the armed forces...

This is funny as hell!

locosis007:
That's team spirit

Most ppl SEE Ronaldo as extremely selfish.

But that's wrong!

Lol, C's ego is bigger than Olympus...

He gave it away because it is silver.

He's very generous though.

mhisbliss:
This woman is now trash talking because she isnt flexing church offerings again, hypocrisy, why didn't she say this when they were together because theres a clear indication she's referring to her ex

Her conduct has actually been very classy and faultless.

If she begin yarn, church go dismiss. But she's kept her mouth shut.

greenhulk:
Nice story op, where can I watch this Nollywood movie? So u are able to transfer funds as much as 260k from one bank to another without using a token or any form verification? Hmm, let me just stop here but I think u will make a good script writer.

Not to think of 6 transfer alerts...

Debit and credit notifications, by both email and SMS - that's four.

Then bank charge notifications...

Nice movie indeed.

attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.

Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

You should be able to fvck your own wife at will.

This book will help you: Married Man Sex Life Primer. Lots of guys (and women) swear by it .

If you can't purchase, I'm sure you'd find the PDF, for free, if you looked.

Women don't want to fvck you out of "duty", they want to fvck you out of desire.

If you become more attractive (behaviour), your wife's desire will follow. It is inevitable.

This community is awesome too: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill (start from the sidebar).

MisterGrace:
Until recently, our activities were awesome; from playing video games over the weekends to going out to joints to have few drinks, roasted fishes and pepper soups. Even attend functions in most of our weekends.

Problem started when both of my sure paddies fell in love with some girls o... now I am effing left alone all weekends. Nobody to play PES and FIFA with, can't even go out alone.

They don't even call or return my chats anymore. Once they close from work, the karashikas will just pack their bags to their (my buddies) respective apartments.

During these past public holidays, I was just alone, while they were all glued to their respective karashikas.

How can I neutralize the spells on them and have my game rivals and paddies back?

This is not fair na.

lalasticlala you too should not desert me on this.

Just get a good internet connection.

If you're in Lag, Spectranet is fantastic.

Once you play online, you will lose interest in playing 1 vs 1 offline.

Variety and very skilled opponents.

And 24/7 too.

Idle daydream...

In the real world, your babe go just port.

No one will need to offer you shid.

Range Autobiography...

I don't like the G wagon.

Dull speaker, but interesting interview.

temptnow:
I can't believe some people are celebrating this nonsense. Who in his right sense will want to go to boko haram compound in the name of drilling oil. Is buhari that stupidd. Jihad war doesn't end. They will still strike again and again. If it's a drug cartel or oil militant they have human sympathy. But jihad militant? If they catch you in close range they will butcher you into minced meat. If they like let them find Saudi Arabia in lake Chad, na wash.

My brother, the level of violence and sadistic brutality exhibited by drug cartels is second to none.

Even satan himself will be shocked.

MrPresident1:
My hypothesis is that UFOs are actually machines and spacecrafts that black people/Negroes built and sent into space to remain there until the end of black devolution, to serve as reminders to white folks that whatever 'successes' they will claim to achieve in space exploration is just bunkum.

Before black devolution, we were everywhere.

Even Neil Armstrong confessed 'one small step for man; a giant leap for mankind'

Chief, your weed is strong.

Explorers:
Like you said, human have gone/explored space but is like trying to explore the whole United States and we've only searched Florida.

More like just an apartment!

Nairalanddiary:
This is bleaching

Hehehe...

This is whitening!

kenkenn:
Bros, can u drop ur contact

Maybe (fone number or email)

I can easily Whatsapp u

Thanks

You are on the INTERNET!

Would you rather not learn from experts with tons of experience?

Make a search on Google.

I am sure there are already a handful of Nigerians, and gazillions, internationally, who have already been there and done that.

liliian:
BuddhaPalm and V0lv0
Please can you help here?

I also need where i can go and eat good and affordable food as my hotel only serves breakfast.Any super market or market where i can buy things to cook as the guest house is self catering ? I will be staying 5 miles from Kwame Nkrumah Memorial Park.

Hello Lilian.

For Nigerian stuff, there's a Nungua Market, approximately 10 miles from Nkruma Memorial Park.

Nungua has a large Nigerian population.

Not been there as it's quite a distance from my location. But my friend goes there multiple times weekly.

In response to your earlier question about transportation, a cab could charge you the equivalent of $8, or so, for an hour - if you propose it.

Do enjoy your holiday.

So nicely written...

Wanted to stop reading, but couldn't till the end.

dhardline:
It goes to your next of kin or the family member that comes to claim it with a letter.

A letter from who?

ULSHERLAN:
To an extent, Ghana is more transparent compared to Nigeria. Imagine a realignment of billing system.

Euphemisims bro.

It's like using "streamlining" or "structural restructuring" when you sack people...

"Realignment" is simply increase in tariffs

Auntie, you for show us some pics naw.

How do you expect the jury to work without hard evidence?

modelmike7:
Dolphins are just so cute!

And very very intelligent.

"...Women and children can be careless. But not men."

------ Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather.

That was expensive man.

Your girlfriend is like your daughter. There are just things you can't "do back" - because you're the "adult".

Me self way be male, if you play a quarter of that play with me, using roaches, I no go ever talk to you again.

Poor girl, she fit don get combat-grade PTSD.

Asssmasher:
Hunger driven Investment.
I don't involve myself in dirty things like this.
😬😬😬


Eeeew!You're a Yoruba ryt?
Annoying set of dirty pigs..

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Tolexander:
Please Pep!

Don't treat our boy(Kelechi Ihenacho) like you treated Samuel Eto'o, Yaya Toure and Saidu Keita cos of the very abundant melanin in his skin. Please help him to excel like Lionel Messi

Zlatan & Deco have plenty of melanin too

Donariok:
"PHILIP DANIEL"
bad market for name checkers

He's from England.

The better gift would be to have trained her well - all those years she was with you.

10,000 hours of prayers will not transform Medusa into a "wife material".

nikky5:
Currently I am the author of the funniest book in Nigeria selling in many schools in Lagos. I love to write rib cracking stories which has endeared me to many people especially children. I am contemplating a blog for these hilarious stories that will go with cartoons. All my contents will be original. What do you guys think? Please advise accordingly.

THANKS.

If you're getting online, you might as well serve a broader audience, and also sell additional stuff.

Use a tool like LongTailPro to get Intel on low competition keywords - so you can produce content targeting those.

Read content on Backlinko. com, and QuickSprout.com, to learn how to get search engine traffic.

You can monetize by selling funny accessories (as an affiliate). You will find lots of books, figures, media etc, on Amazon, that meet your requirement.

And there are T-shirt companies too...

Apocalypto...

I find it distasteful.