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allthingsgood:
These people dont have any demands. They are sponsored by foreign partners to cripple nigeria's oil production so that counties like iran can get market share

Ladies and gentlemen, wake up and smell the coffee!

Interesting take...

By "foreign partners", who could you be referring to?

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onyekachee:
I thought they have legalised their divorce,why then is he still wearing their wedding ring

Legalized ke.

In Nigeria you can't just wake and divorce. That's why people have to make up all those funny stories we hear from divorce courts.

Conditions to be met plenty...

The pics are missing the Agbada.

That thing get flair die...

idupaul:
And yet Buhari's is scared of mentioning her name in his so called list and even worse he won't try her from reasons best known to him ...enough of this Sahara reporters media trials joor

If this is true, he's being really smart. Jailing her serves him no purpose, but having looters return the funds benefits the country...

Akshow:
Person wey go steal for cement shop, na him know d load wey he wan carry.
Woman wey go marry man with plenty baby mama should be ready for the baby mama dramas shikenan.

She obviously talking to her husband's exes

Thanks, that your proverb cracked me up good...

fiizznation:
That JUNK you called confabulation will not be implemented because it is unconstitutional, illegal and a waste of resources. Besides buhari isn't the appropriate "body" to implement it, your NA is the body to implement it. Buhari won't give in to any cheap blackmail from any part of this country. Militants say they will make his government ungovernable, we are keenly waiting for them. I promised you, the avengers or whatever they are called will regret the very first day they blew up a pipeline just to spite the president. And tompolo should pray very hard because when he is finally apprehended like the common criminal that he is, believe you me he will never be the same again.

Already the militants/economic terrorists asked for it because they thought they are somehow "invincible and untouchable", but the creeks will be comb and the rag tag militias will eventually be smoked out. It was done in sambisa forest which is by far bigger than the tiny creeks the avengers are hiding in, same thing will be repeated in the creeks.


BUHARI WILL NEVER DIALOGUE with any criminal group. Militancy in the Niger/delta will be stamped out once and for all

Governor?

Even the US & Israel routinely negotiate with terrorists.

From a strategy perspective, force is not the best hand for the FG to play in this instance.

First, it is unsustainable.

Second, we don't have the resources to guard kilometers of pipelines. All a militant needs is a dynamite, and single undefended spot...

I don't exactly have a dog in this fight, but I believe tact and common sense should prevail.

A sitting government could possibly probe, or attempt to probe, the likes of GEJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, OBJ etc...but at what cost?

These are powerful men who possess the wherewithal to cause headaches for a government.

You might succeed in crushing them, but at what cost to you, personally, and the Nigerian state?

If Tompolo is responsible for this, and can sustain it even for even a few months, why not leave him alone to enjoy his already accumulated loot.

If it is indeed a new group, then why not attempt to negotiate and meet some of their more reasonable demands?

If it costs you 4x in resources, and lost revenue, to confront a group that wants 2x, it would be penny wise pound foolish to confront them.

Even the almighty US, gets to eat humble pie from time to time too.

You can't "win" them all. Sometimes the bad guys and terrorists win.

My God! Chris Asukwo is outrageously gifted.

PDP though. Shebi we all appeared in 2016 by magic.

How about your own extended misrule.

Perfecttouch:
my broda fear God oh,u just copied my post without acknowledging me,it is unfair fa

Hehehe...

You also didn't acknowledge the source of the images in your own post.

You're complaining because someone copied something you copied.

How about the guys who put in their time, money and skill (maybe even blood and tears) to pímp the ride?

Make than ki pesin?

Assault gist likely a lie.

engrchykae:
what of submarines and F15a raptor,iron dome,laser equipped tanks,and E.M.P guns.
With these,pmb will be making sense.

Why not throw in some spaceships too?

Conventional weapons and tactics are useless in situations like this.

You can't hit what you can't see...

I just pray this Avengers stuff goes away swiftly, because, if not, EVERYBODY go hearam.

These bloggers are very mischievous.

These are pictures lifted off the web. Some are even concepts.

http://www.worldofarchi.com/2013/05/large-modern-home-with-lovely-city.html

The Yatch: http://uk.businessinsider.com/jay-z-galactica-star-holiday-yacht-picture-2015-9

Seun & Lalasticlala you guy should take 2 seconds to verify some info before moving them to the FP. A simple Google Image search would have exposed this for the fake info it is.

shala01:
He have no right!!! Constitution or not. The oba of Benin throne predate the government of Edo state and that of Nigeria

So does the British Monarchy...

It'd just a matter of respect, but Government na oga patapata.

yorex2011:
Though I'm still trying to wonder how much disk space the OP has on his laptop...
You failed to factor that in..
Or will you just be buying external hdd upandan because of unlimited data?

Hehe, he wants to download the internet!

Eze2000:
My good friend have u ever heard of d Onitsha seaports? The River Niger goes deep into biafra and the half of Delta and Rivers which are Igbo speaking all border the Niger.
Of course the Biafrans will suffer a bit as the Nigerian navy will most likely blockade the Niger Delta to deny them access to the sea but the problem is pretty simple to end. They will go and promise some free crude oil to countries like Norway, Finland, Germany, Britain or even France and then the new Biafran Navy will get some of the latest destroyers and battleships. They'll waste little to blow the Nigerian Navy clean out d water in one single day.

Never mess with an Igbo man determined to make a profit

Which movie be this?

dainformant:
It was a national embarrassment after the open top vintage limousine transporting Cameroonian President, Paul Biya, broke down during the 44th Anniversary of Cameroon’s National Day on 20th May, 2016 (yesterday). Few minutes after the car broke down, soldiers of the Presidential Guard were spotted pushing the car away. President Biya had to change the vehicle on the spot.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/05/cameroonian-presidents-official-car.html

Obama's ride once broke down too.

It could happen - especially with an older car.

fweshh:
If you cant attend to all their demands, at least pick 4 that will be easy to implement. Most of the groups demand are not that rigid except for the one which calls for the disintegration of Nigeria(which i dont support) aside that the rest are negotiable.

Buhari should invite these boys for peace talk before their 7days ultimatum expires if not na to port go ghana or abidjan sure pass ooo

Please what are their demands?

floragregs:
it is actually "who will bell the cat"

Maybe he's referring to a different tale.

gwales:
Check the signposts and see how illiterate these Biafrans are.
How mercy Lol

I'm sure they have the same literacy level as their peers - from all over the country.

UIA04:
Money full naija some are just silent spenders.


If I have such money I doubt I'll buy this kind of a car maybe I'll spend mine traveling to exotic places. I'll go to opera houses in France, Spain and Italy. I'll ride the gondola. I'll watch my team real Madrid win the uefa Champions League from the vip seats. I'll go on boat cruises that last months to exotic islands. Then if I'm still interested in it I'll get acres of land to build my house with horses at a corner so I can ride them every day when I retire. Hmmmm




Of course you don't have to ask giving to the less priviledged is paramount on my list. That's why I admire bill Gates even if he is an atheist.

How about all your dreams?

Security breeds complacency.

Gaborone:
I don't understand. Is this once not enough?

I didn't fail Biology, but someone with a contrary idea should tell me. I'm willing to learn.

Yes, once is enough, but statistically, the chances are slim.

Additionally, a little matter that takes this to Mega Lottery odds is that miss is obviously a hoe.

Your posts reeks of so much entitlement that it borders on funny.

First, no one owes you anything because you are a "graduate".

The world will pay you the market value for whatever service you render.

Maybe your work hours could be improved. But that's about it.

If you want more money, then you have to find a way to provide more value to others.

EgunMogaji:
IMHO, that's not the intended use of likes and shares.

In any case, it's voluntary.

Of course, but that will get you better engagement.

Also, lots of people might be too lethargic to click through.

A question for those in the know: I thought one needed to log some serious hours before they could graduate to bigger aircraft?

Realhommie:
Shebi when e reach this one now you're quick to celebrate and mention 'Igbo's repping'?

If to say na one drug dealer/419 dem catch for Asia now or at MMIA you go still mention 'Igbo's repping'? Lol

She's Nigerian first bro.

This gave me a good laugh...

EgunMogaji:
We need this to happen like what we have in the auto section.

Right now, it seems that there is a semi-war going on between roofing material sellers, they outdo each other in pushing their ads to the top.

Go here to vote

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll687304xbC7E482E-28

cc: Seun, Lalasticla, lawyer, mynd44

Why not make one here and then use Likes and Shares as votes.

germainediva:
How can a married man keeps telling his wife his tired every night...my mind is made up after ds holiday am going to get myself a sugar bae

Maybe you've blown up.

jazzy4naija:
Personally I feel this is stupidity because why would a guy in his right senses do this ? Maybe that might make me sound unromantic so my guys what do u think?

It's not stupid, that's chivalry.

This is why feminism is so funny, because men already put women first in most cultures.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4svJnSG_0

evy1:
This time the other way round. Be like aviation fuel don finish for sai baba presidential jet.

Estharfabian:
My points exactly.

If the roles were reversed they would NEVER even attempt to..for starters, it's extremely excruciating..
PS--The female stimulating Organs aren't located in the anus, hence! we feel close to Nothing but pain and discomfort.

It depends...not if you're generous with lube and are gentle.

The entrance of the anus is filled with a lavish amount of nerve endings.

However, the big thrill from anal isn't physical, but psychological.

It is so taboo and forbidden...

For the male, he gets to feels a sense of total domination, and the chic, on the other hand, gets to feel like a dirty little wh0re - something she deeply craves.

Maybe there's some minor discomfort, but it's sweet pain.