₦airaland Forum

folabisi07:
England fans really need to be cautioned! I thought the whole idea of football is to make two different nations live peacefully together...

Man!

We're just savages with phones.

At times we have swathes of peace/seeming sanity.

As I type this, there are people researching even more ways to kill.

How does ONE person have 12,000 photos?

byteem:
A WORD TO THE WISE MARRY A LAWYER.. ITS GOOD FOR YOU..

If you're successful, your wife will be very nice to you, no matter her profession.

Depends on which religion...

Athena
Shakti
Hera
Apollo
Isis

God has to be both "male" and "female".

koboko69:


Started what? Cowardly attacks? Abushing or attacking sleeping soldiers? Ok na. Let them start!

I do not support the avengers, but you seem to know very little about "warfare".

The use of drones is "cowardly" then. So was the Allied bombing of France in WWII.

Sinking British supplies by the Germans? Cowardly!

So too was the bombing of Hiroshima, Tokyo, Berlin and Nagasaki.

Warfare is really about "cowardly" finding ways to play to your strengths, and to exploit the chinks in your enemy's armour.

Can you disrupt his communication, spy on his plans, fvck up his supply lines, demoralize his soldiers, tank his economy...

Well.

All the great powers of the world used and still employ these.

You need to get rid of the outmoded way of looking at "warfare" through the honorable codes of medieval knights.

If your enemy has a standing army, and you don't... guerilla it is.

If he wears highly inflammable armour...you light that sh1t up.

If his tanks will roll through muddy terrain, you flood it so they'll get stuck.

And if your God has the power to divide the seas, you drown him.

Ambushes, which you decry, are as old as time itself, and feature prominently in any commander's playbook.

timokoko:
inferiority complex to catch Don zazzy

Not really...

It's more about STATUS.

Jay is richer, more accomplished, more famous, etc. And they are at his office, in his city, and in his country...

It would be totally normal for Don J to feel a bit out of his element.

I remember a pic of Obama and Tiger Woods...in the White House...Tiger also covered his balls.

...a sub-comm of feeling vulnerable.

Watch Jay and, say, Obama, and you will see him in Don Jazzy's current role.

chukxie:
Indians live like kings in Nigeria. Go to Ilupeju, Indians run things there. Go to Victoria Island and see how Indians live large as though they were in the country. Bloody curry- eating wankers. I'm really fed up of hearing Indians beret Nigeria.

Do their complaints lack merit?

The Indians "living like kings" in V.I & Illupeju, did they sell drugs too?

ayguru:
But why will a future priest think of cheating in the first place, what message will he pass unto his parishioners later in life?

He will introduce them to a higher level if grace...

--- Pastor COZA

Prawns.

Eaten crabs, used to eat shrimp too with no problems.

So went to some fancy restaurant, saw prawns on the menu and ordered it with my rice...

Big mistake.

Turned my eyes red, made me nauseous, throat itched and it "liquefied" my stomach.

All after just a few spoons.

I ran to the loo, shat, recovered a bit, and ran away.

happney65:
No dont get me wrong..I am not in support of sexual harrasement..But in this case,She has no case..She does not have a tangible evidence to nail the dude..If you wanna nail somebody these days,it must be a video evidence and it must all point to the fact the culprit must be caught in a way whereby he wont be able wriggle out of it..This is no case and there is little or no evidence to nail the Dude,that is what am saying..U Dig?

There are some things you can't win.

It's like arguing your 15 year old neighbour wanted it.

I believe sexual relations between lecturers and students, in most places, are expressly forbidden.

delishpot:
But co to think of it, there was nothing incriminating in that recording. He could claim anything. No where was Sex mentioned, no where did she say she would not trade Sex for grades. Rather she agreed that she called him and came to his office by herself. She even said maybe some other time. He could say she initiated it. She said office was uncomfortable. I understand where she is coming from, but a good well paid lawyer will hurry the truth and make her look bad in the eyes of the world. Girls should make sure to speak with confidence and against anything if they choose to record it. Make sure the person says things, make sure the message is clear


Now, let me sit back to see his fellow Randy goats badmouth the girl and say she brought this upon herself for daring to miss his test.

This is not a court case yet, but it could easily turn into one...touch body under duress...

He was suspended because of his unprofessional conduct.

Even goats and cattle can easily deduce what's going on.

aaronson:
And I 'd advice you keep believing in those miracles. That's just the difference between people with knowledge and proud ignorant people.

Keep it up.

Lol, what do you know?

Our arrogance is very amusing.

aaronson:
This reason is, Ignorance!

Another reason is, The moment you sneezed your heart stops for a split second and continue working again, so the christians folks consider it miracle for continuation of their heat beat meanwhile its mere biological make up.

Is there even a greater miracle than your biology?

Talking monkeys, on a giant floating, rotating sphere...what more miracles do you need...

ephemm:
God bless their mother.

Seriously?

How about the father?

There's most certainly a protective firm object beneath the carton and towels.

macsome:
What you write on your blog is more important than the speed.

Nope...

Except your content is on how to locate the Elixir of Life, no one will wait around for 15 seconds for it to load.

Because of the overwhelming abundance of alternative stimulus, humans now have a shorter attention span than the goldfish.

Additionally, if your site is fast, you also get some Google love...

They've said it all:

1. W3 Total Cache...

2. Optimize your images.

3. Move to a new host. TrafficPlanetHosting is fast AF. And their support is something else.

4. Use a CDN.


Your theme could also have shitty code...

allthingsgood:
These people dont have any demands. They are sponsored by foreign partners to cripple nigeria's oil production so that counties like iran can get market share

Ladies and gentlemen, wake up and smell the coffee!

Interesting take...

By "foreign partners", who could you be referring to?

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onyekachee:
I thought they have legalised their divorce,why then is he still wearing their wedding ring

Legalized ke.

In Nigeria you can't just wake and divorce. That's why people have to make up all those funny stories we hear from divorce courts.

Conditions to be met plenty...

The pics are missing the Agbada.

That thing get flair die...

idupaul:
And yet Buhari's is scared of mentioning her name in his so called list and even worse he won't try her from reasons best known to him ...enough of this Sahara reporters media trials joor

If this is true, he's being really smart. Jailing her serves him no purpose, but having looters return the funds benefits the country...

Akshow:
Person wey go steal for cement shop, na him know d load wey he wan carry.
Woman wey go marry man with plenty baby mama should be ready for the baby mama dramas shikenan.

She obviously talking to her husband's exes

Thanks, that your proverb cracked me up good...

fiizznation:
That JUNK you called confabulation will not be implemented because it is unconstitutional, illegal and a waste of resources. Besides buhari isn't the appropriate "body" to implement it, your NA is the body to implement it. Buhari won't give in to any cheap blackmail from any part of this country. Militants say they will make his government ungovernable, we are keenly waiting for them. I promised you, the avengers or whatever they are called will regret the very first day they blew up a pipeline just to spite the president. And tompolo should pray very hard because when he is finally apprehended like the common criminal that he is, believe you me he will never be the same again.

Already the militants/economic terrorists asked for it because they thought they are somehow "invincible and untouchable", but the creeks will be comb and the rag tag militias will eventually be smoked out. It was done in sambisa forest which is by far bigger than the tiny creeks the avengers are hiding in, same thing will be repeated in the creeks.


BUHARI WILL NEVER DIALOGUE with any criminal group. Militancy in the Niger/delta will be stamped out once and for all

Governor?

Even the US & Israel routinely negotiate with terrorists.

From a strategy perspective, force is not the best hand for the FG to play in this instance.

First, it is unsustainable.

Second, we don't have the resources to guard kilometers of pipelines. All a militant needs is a dynamite, and single undefended spot...

I don't exactly have a dog in this fight, but I believe tact and common sense should prevail.

A sitting government could possibly probe, or attempt to probe, the likes of GEJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, OBJ etc...but at what cost?

These are powerful men who possess the wherewithal to cause headaches for a government.

You might succeed in crushing them, but at what cost to you, personally, and the Nigerian state?

If Tompolo is responsible for this, and can sustain it even for even a few months, why not leave him alone to enjoy his already accumulated loot.

If it is indeed a new group, then why not attempt to negotiate and meet some of their more reasonable demands?

If it costs you 4x in resources, and lost revenue, to confront a group that wants 2x, it would be penny wise pound foolish to confront them.

Even the almighty US, gets to eat humble pie from time to time too.

You can't "win" them all. Sometimes the bad guys and terrorists win.

My God! Chris Asukwo is outrageously gifted.

PDP though. Shebi we all appeared in 2016 by magic.

How about your own extended misrule.

Perfecttouch:
my broda fear God oh,u just copied my post without acknowledging me,it is unfair fa

Hehehe...

You also didn't acknowledge the source of the images in your own post.

You're complaining because someone copied something you copied.

How about the guys who put in their time, money and skill (maybe even blood and tears) to pímp the ride?

Make than ki pesin?

Assault gist likely a lie.

engrchykae:
what of submarines and F15a raptor,iron dome,laser equipped tanks,and E.M.P guns.
With these,pmb will be making sense.

Why not throw in some spaceships too?

Conventional weapons and tactics are useless in situations like this.

You can't hit what you can't see...

I just pray this Avengers stuff goes away swiftly, because, if not, EVERYBODY go hearam.

These bloggers are very mischievous.

These are pictures lifted off the web. Some are even concepts.

http://www.worldofarchi.com/2013/05/large-modern-home-with-lovely-city.html

The Yatch: http://uk.businessinsider.com/jay-z-galactica-star-holiday-yacht-picture-2015-9

Seun & Lalasticlala you guy should take 2 seconds to verify some info before moving them to the FP. A simple Google Image search would have exposed this for the fake info it is.

shala01:
He have no right!!! Constitution or not. The oba of Benin throne predate the government of Edo state and that of Nigeria

So does the British Monarchy...

It'd just a matter of respect, but Government na oga patapata.

yorex2011:
Though I'm still trying to wonder how much disk space the OP has on his laptop...
You failed to factor that in..
Or will you just be buying external hdd upandan because of unlimited data?

Hehe, he wants to download the internet!

Eze2000:
My good friend have u ever heard of d Onitsha seaports? The River Niger goes deep into biafra and the half of Delta and Rivers which are Igbo speaking all border the Niger.
Of course the Biafrans will suffer a bit as the Nigerian navy will most likely blockade the Niger Delta to deny them access to the sea but the problem is pretty simple to end. They will go and promise some free crude oil to countries like Norway, Finland, Germany, Britain or even France and then the new Biafran Navy will get some of the latest destroyers and battleships. They'll waste little to blow the Nigerian Navy clean out d water in one single day.

Never mess with an Igbo man determined to make a profit

Which movie be this?