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Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2016
ivyy:
Thank you cheesy cheesy

The grand finale is tomorrow. I will give you a mention and share the the voting link tommorow kiss kiss
Alright.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:21pm On Jun 24, 2016
You've made me laugh.

A vote you will get.

@ Ivyy

Where do I vote
Culture › Re: Oyinbo Man Dances For Ooni Ogunwusi & His Crew - See Photos by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:17pm On Jun 24, 2016
igwegeorgiano:
yeah i concur with you wise one. i strongly believe the great ooni of ife has just succeeded in showcasing to the world the extremely rich culture s of the ife pple and by extension the yoruba culture. the american will have lots of dicuss on the ooni's visit to the US for many years to come. God bless the ooni and the entire yoruba race.
Yeah right.
Culture › Re: Oyinbo Man Dances For Ooni Ogunwusi & His Crew - See Photos by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:16pm On Jun 24, 2016
winkmart:
SO IFE IS LITERALLY KING-LESS AT THE MOMENT OR IS THERE A VICE-KING?
Abobaku...
Family › Re: Anyone Here That Doesn't Want To Get Married? by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:02pm On Jun 24, 2016
bukatyne:
I disagree here...

We all need constant validation/affirmation from loved ones.... that's how we were created; Even God needs constant 'validation'/praise from humans that is why He said He will raise stones to praise Him if humans don't.
Good lord! shocked
Politics › Re: I’m Being Prosecuted For Old Grievances – Dasuki by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:35am On Jun 24, 2016
DropShot:
Shameless! Were you forced to make all the revelations you released?

So, no remorse for all the wicked actions of this man?
TBH, Dasuki is more of a scapegoat than anything.

He distributed funds on behalf of his principal, who obviously authorized it.

If anyone should be standing trial for the $2B it should be GEJ.
Politics › Re: Lagos Seals 70 Churches, 20 Mosques, 11 Hotels For Noise Pollution by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:28am On Jun 24, 2016
This is the type of news I love to hear.
Celebrities › Re: Twitter Reacts To E-Money And His Money Spraying Machine by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:54pm On Jun 21, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How can someone just have bastard money and not even one person can trace his source of it. undecided

I'm not hating but it really baffles me huh[/color]
My man businesses dey.

Do you know the sole distributors of Baileys, Titus, St Louis (sugar), Don Simon, etc.

That na just one line.

People are into oil, construction, shipping, haulage, hospitality, real estate, services, etc.

So many cash spinners we don't get to hear about because they are not on Dangote's scale.

Plenty people dey see legit money.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Always Shy Around Me? (my Pic) by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:10pm On Jun 21, 2016
What you noticed is not a figment of your imagination.

You are male and represent something bigger than yourself: the masculine.

When you're in your element and place your attention on any female, she will strongly tend to respond in that "shy", submissive, feminine way that women have evolved to do.

No matter your looks, or social status, when a woman feels that masculine energy coming off you, she cannot but respond...

...the same way that being in the presence of a lovely young woman, uncontrollably, sets off a thousand physiological changes in you...without fail.
Romance › Re: Please I Need Matured Advice Because Am Confused by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:32pm On Jun 21, 2016
Don't be a mugu.

If she is not a virgin, she's playing you for a fool.

If she isn't a virgin, you can take it to the bank that she is screwing other guys.

Sex or you walk.
Education › Re: Proposed Pegans School Uniform In Osun State by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:15pm On Jun 21, 2016
stobery:
Ok tnx, now can you pls tell me about the other countries surrounding her?
They didn't bomb themselves...

The US and Israel did. Both openly and covertly.

The US, a "Christian" nation, is responsible for much of the suffering going on in the world today.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do U Spend On Your Car Monthly Or Annually by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:58am On Jun 21, 2016
skedman:
If you repair your car excluding servicing every month with an average amount of 20,000 please place it for sale
To who? grin
Family › Re: Do I Go Back Home? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2016
With a fridge and microwave you are set.

You could then pay someone to cook for just ONCE in a week...soup and stew.

In the beginning, I too, took soup from my mum weekly, and also went back every afternoon for Sunday rice.

Moving back should never be an option you should consider. You would lose the tons of personal growth & development that comes from independence.

You're a man now...your siblings have their own independent "races" to run.
Politics › Re: Senate To Strip Buhari Of Power Of Assent by BuddhaPalm(m):
dustmalik:
Even the most advanced democracy in the world, the US, hasn't been able to achieve that. These people are a bunch of jokers.
Getting consensus for a constitutional amendment is like passing through the eye of a needle...

Even the US president, who you mentioned, has no powers to veto it.
Crime › Re: Sunny Ekechukwu Benjy Eke's Bail: NACOB And Accra High Court In Tango by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:24pm On Jun 20, 2016
photoshoot:
They are always business men
Lol, business means trade. Once buying and selling is involved...

And if you add import/ export, na international business be that.
Romance › Re: When A Girl Says "Tell Me A Story.." Anyone Got Good Ones by BuddhaPalm(m):
jhasper:
when a girl says "tell me a story.." anyone got
good ones??
You tell her to go watch a movie, or read a book.
Education › Re: Letter to Potential undergraduates. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:16pm On Jun 18, 2016
Chuks my good friend, you write really well.

I would however suggest, for your reader's convenience, that you break your content down into more paragraphs.

Great advice too.
Romance › Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:01am On Jun 18, 2016
It depends.

But it's not many steps removed from washing her under wear.
Romance › Re: My Wife Sudden Change Of Attitude - Need Your Candid Advice by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:55am On Jun 18, 2016
This goes beyond washing machines...

This is classic Bait & Switch, a con.

When hunters want to trap animals, first they give. Honey for bears, carrots for rabbits...and so it goes.

When women are hunting men, first they entice them with pleasant, desirable behavior...

This goodness lasts until she ensnares you. And then she goes back to her normal behaviour which never really changed.

When you marry, there are some implied "terms & conditions". If she fails in one thing, withdraw an equivalent.

Wash by yourself if you have to.

The only language women understand is consequences.

It's still very early, so quash all nonsense behavior now and set the right tone.
Romance › Re: Guys Gisiting: How Should I Handle This Unknown Friend? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:36am On Jun 18, 2016
I don't understand what you mean by "manipulating" you.

Like you have some kind if remote, or he uses jazz?

Just say no next time, and the next time after that, etc.

If he sees you won't budge, he'd stop after a few tries.

There really was no point in sending him a text.
Romance › Re: Man Cries Out After He Made His Wife Have Sex With Another Man & She Enjoyed It by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:30am On Jun 18, 2016
This is clearly fiction.

If someone is "pained" he'd skip the graphic description.
Romance › Re: Advices!!! by BuddhaPalm(m):
tourphland:
Straight to point.......
I hv d problem of following up a girls package after getting d number... I can say getting d number isn't a problem but when i call that we should meet, they all say no...... Is there a way dey invite a girl on a date or to see someone or is it me who hasn't talked well before getting the number or don't i wait a little while before i call to see em.... Experts in d house on dis
Most times, the thing is that she doesn't even "remember" you.

Nothing personal here...

Just that she doesn't feel the same emotions she felt when you were a real flesh & blood person right before her eyes.

You could mitigate this by engaging her a bit longer BEFORE you ask for her number...or you might become just a blur in her memory (because, sometimes, these girls would even give out their numbers to beggers on the streets so that someone, anyone, would call them... grin)

Show some personality.

Be your normal expressive self...

Cocky, confident, sexual.

I don't care who you currently think you are, but that is YOUR normal "self".

Don't have the intention of being her friend.... be the fvck guy. The nature of your interest should be very clear from the beginning.

...from the very moment you say "hi".

She doesn't need new male "friends", most girls already have enough of those. What they lack is an abundance of guys who will not hesitate to whip out their dìcks when the moment arrives.

If you are in close proximity, talking to a girl you like, you should literally have an erection. If she doesn't arouse you, maybe you should find another girl.

If a girl arouses you, and you can express it - without shame or inhibition - then 95% of your job is done.

Additionally, you could go for an instant "date"...

The moment you meet her, ask her to come chill with you for "a quick minute".

And if she complies, you will no longer be just a guy who got her number.

Also, have other options...

If you have just one girl to ask out, over the phone, or 5 girls, on the other hand, your attitude, approach and the way you'll talk to them would be magically different.

Options breed the feeling of ABUNDANCE, and abundance is the holy-grail of getting girls.

Finally, no matter what you do, it is still 50-50...

Some girls will see you and fall in love, even if you throw up on them, and some others would not give a damn - even if you sh1t gold bricks.
Celebrities › Re: Rumours Debt Recovery Team Car Acquired By 2face's Rumours Nightclub by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:24am On Jun 18, 2016
It is not known yet the level of indebtedness the nightclub is dealing with or even if it is a high level of debt that necessitated the purchase of the car.
Once overhead the manager say N50m. And this was in 2014.
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor-Kalu Hosts James Entwistle And Family At His Residence In Abuja. Photo by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:35pm On Jun 17, 2016
ejilife:
Something is terribly wrong with his picture. I just can't seem to fathom what exactly is wrong.
You can say that again...
Travel › Re: I Need Help With Information About Moving To GHANA by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:38pm On Jun 16, 2016
@ OP

I am in IM too, and currently live in Accra.

Ghanaians are friendly AF.

At the moment, power is pretty constant (goes off maybe twice per week - for a total of say 6 hrs).

Internet is fast, and costs little.

You can buy Nigerian dishes from Nigerian restaurants or purchase the ingredients (which are readily available) and prepare by yourself.

Ghanaians are relatively tame, gently and very peaceful...

Of course, every human has the capacity for aggression. If you punch even the pope in the mouth, don't be surprised if he returns the favour.

Really, if you've lived in Nigeria for a few years, dealing with an average Ghanaian is not dissimilar to dealing with a fluffy puppy.

Also, Accra is safe as fvck. Even oyibo dey waka, on foot, dey go everywhere. Even, you'd hardly see armed security in Banks. Na all those "Boy Scout" security that assist in parking cars wey dey plenty. Bank doors sef na just those retractable metal protectors (and they won't shaft you by paying you less for your $).

Short-term (monthly) accommodation is PLENTIFUL. Just go to either Tonaton.com or www.olx.xom.gh and search for "furnished" (under Greater Accra).

If you're the type of person that doesn't like stress, you'd certainly love it here.

You could test run for a bit, and see how it goes.
Car Talk › Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:28am On Jun 16, 2016
AutosBay:
Make four right or left turns. It's unlikely anyone will also be traveling in a complete circle, so if the car is still behind you after 360 degrees you can be fairly certain you are being followed.
If you're on the highway, get off and then back on. Again, this is something most people will not do when driving so you're likely being followed if a car is still behind you when you get back on the highway. If this happens, pull over to the side of the highway. If you're being followed by a surveillance team, they will not pull over because it's too obvious. They may, however, wait at the next exit so if you want to lose them don't choose the next exit or the exit that you usually take.

If any of these techniques lead you to believe you're being followed, call the police.

http://lifehacker.com/5887204/what-you-should-do-if-you-suspect-a-car-is-following-you
Pull over ke?
Romance › Re: See The Reasons She Won't Date Me (screenshots Attached) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:01pm On Jun 15, 2016
Surprise, surprise...I have a d1ck too!
Science/Technology › Re: 10 Breathtaking And Beautifully Captured Wildlife Photographs by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:09pm On Jun 14, 2016
@ Randwise

These are lovely.

Please as much as you can, always attribute your sources.

Some people might want to see more and the photographers could even possibly get some new business, or at least, some renown.
Webmasters › Re: How To Move Wordpress Site To New Host - Expert Guild by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:29am On Jun 14, 2016
BackupBuddy makes it a breeze.
Romance › Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:19pm On Jun 13, 2016
yuzedo:
"Interesting" thread. Incomplete without the comments of MRBrownJ and BuddhaPalm...
Uzo my man, just another day at the office...

Potatoes potating, as one Chief would say.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy's Graduation Party More Expensive Than A Brand New Lamborghini!!!!! by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:03pm On Jun 13, 2016
icebebe:
Vanity
We are here to have fun ma'am.
Romance › Re: Guys Its High Time You Stopped Making Bad Generalization About Women. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:43pm On Jun 13, 2016
Cows eat grass, potatoes potate...and women womenate...

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