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Chuks my good friend, you write really well.

I would however suggest, for your reader's convenience, that you break your content down into more paragraphs.

Great advice too.

It depends.

But it's not many steps removed from washing her under wear.

This goes beyond washing machines...

This is classic Bait & Switch, a con.

When hunters want to trap animals, first they give. Honey for bears, carrots for rabbits...and so it goes.

When women are hunting men, first they entice them with pleasant, desirable behavior...

This goodness lasts until she ensnares you. And then she goes back to her normal behaviour which never really changed.

When you marry, there are some implied "terms & conditions". If she fails in one thing, withdraw an equivalent.

Wash by yourself if you have to.

The only language women understand is consequences.

It's still very early, so quash all nonsense behavior now and set the right tone.

I don't understand what you mean by "manipulating" you.

Like you have some kind if remote, or he uses jazz?

Just say no next time, and the next time after that, etc.

If he sees you won't budge, he'd stop after a few tries.

There really was no point in sending him a text.

This is clearly fiction.

If someone is "pained" he'd skip the graphic description.

tourphland:
Straight to point.......
I hv d problem of following up a girls package after getting d number... I can say getting d number isn't a problem but when i call that we should meet, they all say no...... Is there a way dey invite a girl on a date or to see someone or is it me who hasn't talked well before getting the number or don't i wait a little while before i call to see em.... Experts in d house on dis

Most times, the thing is that she doesn't even "remember" you.

Nothing personal here...

Just that she doesn't feel the same emotions she felt when you were a real flesh & blood person right before her eyes.

You could mitigate this by engaging her a bit longer BEFORE you ask for her number...or you might become just a blur in her memory (because, sometimes, these girls would even give out their numbers to beggers on the streets so that someone, anyone, would call them... )

Show some personality.

Be your normal expressive self...

Cocky, confident, sexual.

I don't care who you currently think you are, but that is YOUR normal "self".

Don't have the intention of being her friend.... be the fvck guy. The nature of your interest should be very clear from the beginning.

...from the very moment you say "hi".

She doesn't need new male "friends", most girls already have enough of those. What they lack is an abundance of guys who will not hesitate to whip out their dìcks when the moment arrives.

If you are in close proximity, talking to a girl you like, you should literally have an erection. If she doesn't arouse you, maybe you should find another girl.

If a girl arouses you, and you can express it - without shame or inhibition - then 95% of your job is done.

Additionally, you could go for an instant "date"...

The moment you meet her, ask her to come chill with you for "a quick minute".

And if she complies, you will no longer be just a guy who got her number.

Also, have other options...

If you have just one girl to ask out, over the phone, or 5 girls, on the other hand, your attitude, approach and the way you'll talk to them would be magically different.

Options breed the feeling of ABUNDANCE, and abundance is the holy-grail of getting girls.

Finally, no matter what you do, it is still 50-50...

Some girls will see you and fall in love, even if you throw up on them, and some others would not give a damn - even if you sh1t gold bricks.

It is not known yet the level of indebtedness the nightclub is dealing with or even if it is a high level of debt that necessitated the purchase of the car.

Once overhead the manager say N50m. And this was in 2014.

ejilife:
Something is terribly wrong with his picture. I just can't seem to fathom what exactly is wrong.

You can say that again...

@ OP

I am in IM too, and currently live in Accra.

Ghanaians are friendly AF.

At the moment, power is pretty constant (goes off maybe twice per week - for a total of say 6 hrs).

Internet is fast, and costs little.

You can buy Nigerian dishes from Nigerian restaurants or purchase the ingredients (which are readily available) and prepare by yourself.

Ghanaians are relatively tame, gently and very peaceful...

Of course, every human has the capacity for aggression. If you punch even the pope in the mouth, don't be surprised if he returns the favour.

Really, if you've lived in Nigeria for a few years, dealing with an average Ghanaian is not dissimilar to dealing with a fluffy puppy.

Also, Accra is safe as fvck. Even oyibo dey waka, on foot, dey go everywhere. Even, you'd hardly see armed security in Banks. Na all those "Boy Scout" security that assist in parking cars wey dey plenty. Bank doors sef na just those retractable metal protectors (and they won't shaft you by paying you less for your $).

Short-term (monthly) accommodation is PLENTIFUL. Just go to either Tonaton.com or www.olx.xom.gh and search for "furnished" (under Greater Accra).

If you're the type of person that doesn't like stress, you'd certainly love it here.

You could test run for a bit, and see how it goes.

AutosBay:
Make four right or left turns. It's unlikely anyone will also be traveling in a complete circle, so if the car is still behind you after 360 degrees you can be fairly certain you are being followed.
If you're on the highway, get off and then back on. Again, this is something most people will not do when driving so you're likely being followed if a car is still behind you when you get back on the highway. If this happens, pull over to the side of the highway. If you're being followed by a surveillance team, they will not pull over because it's too obvious. They may, however, wait at the next exit so if you want to lose them don't choose the next exit or the exit that you usually take.

If any of these techniques lead you to believe you're being followed, call the police.

http://lifehacker.com/5887204/what-you-should-do-if-you-suspect-a-car-is-following-you

Pull over ke?

@ Randwise

These are lovely.

Please as much as you can, always attribute your sources.

Some people might want to see more and the photographers could even possibly get some new business, or at least, some renown.

BackupBuddy makes it a breeze.

yuzedo:
"Interesting" thread. Incomplete without the comments of MRBrownJ and BuddhaPalm...

Uzo my man, just another day at the office...

Potatoes potating, as one Chief would say.

icebebe:
Vanity

We are here to have fun ma'am.

Cows eat grass, potatoes potate...and women womenate...

folabisi07:
England fans really need to be cautioned! I thought the whole idea of football is to make two different nations live peacefully together...

Man!

We're just savages with phones.

At times we have swathes of peace/seeming sanity.

As I type this, there are people researching even more ways to kill.

How does ONE person have 12,000 photos?

byteem:
A WORD TO THE WISE MARRY A LAWYER.. ITS GOOD FOR YOU..

If you're successful, your wife will be very nice to you, no matter her profession.

Depends on which religion...

Athena
Shakti
Hera
Apollo
Isis

God has to be both "male" and "female".

koboko69:


Started what? Cowardly attacks? Abushing or attacking sleeping soldiers? Ok na. Let them start!

I do not support the avengers, but you seem to know very little about "warfare".

The use of drones is "cowardly" then. So was the Allied bombing of France in WWII.

Sinking British supplies by the Germans? Cowardly!

So too was the bombing of Hiroshima, Tokyo, Berlin and Nagasaki.

Warfare is really about "cowardly" finding ways to play to your strengths, and to exploit the chinks in your enemy's armour.

Can you disrupt his communication, spy on his plans, fvck up his supply lines, demoralize his soldiers, tank his economy...

Well.

All the great powers of the world used and still employ these.

You need to get rid of the outmoded way of looking at "warfare" through the honorable codes of medieval knights.

If your enemy has a standing army, and you don't... guerilla it is.

If he wears highly inflammable armour...you light that sh1t up.

If his tanks will roll through muddy terrain, you flood it so they'll get stuck.

And if your God has the power to divide the seas, you drown him.

Ambushes, which you decry, are as old as time itself, and feature prominently in any commander's playbook.

timokoko:
inferiority complex to catch Don zazzy

Not really...

It's more about STATUS.

Jay is richer, more accomplished, more famous, etc. And they are at his office, in his city, and in his country...

It would be totally normal for Don J to feel a bit out of his element.

I remember a pic of Obama and Tiger Woods...in the White House...Tiger also covered his balls.

...a sub-comm of feeling vulnerable.

Watch Jay and, say, Obama, and you will see him in Don Jazzy's current role.

chukxie:
Indians live like kings in Nigeria. Go to Ilupeju, Indians run things there. Go to Victoria Island and see how Indians live large as though they were in the country. Bloody curry- eating wankers. I'm really fed up of hearing Indians beret Nigeria.

Do their complaints lack merit?

The Indians "living like kings" in V.I & Illupeju, did they sell drugs too?

ayguru:
But why will a future priest think of cheating in the first place, what message will he pass unto his parishioners later in life?

He will introduce them to a higher level if grace...

--- Pastor COZA

Prawns.

Eaten crabs, used to eat shrimp too with no problems.

So went to some fancy restaurant, saw prawns on the menu and ordered it with my rice...

Big mistake.

Turned my eyes red, made me nauseous, throat itched and it "liquefied" my stomach.

All after just a few spoons.

I ran to the loo, shat, recovered a bit, and ran away.

happney65:
No dont get me wrong..I am not in support of sexual harrasement..But in this case,She has no case..She does not have a tangible evidence to nail the dude..If you wanna nail somebody these days,it must be a video evidence and it must all point to the fact the culprit must be caught in a way whereby he wont be able wriggle out of it..This is no case and there is little or no evidence to nail the Dude,that is what am saying..U Dig?

There are some things you can't win.

It's like arguing your 15 year old neighbour wanted it.

I believe sexual relations between lecturers and students, in most places, are expressly forbidden.

delishpot:
But co to think of it, there was nothing incriminating in that recording. He could claim anything. No where was Sex mentioned, no where did she say she would not trade Sex for grades. Rather she agreed that she called him and came to his office by herself. She even said maybe some other time. He could say she initiated it. She said office was uncomfortable. I understand where she is coming from, but a good well paid lawyer will hurry the truth and make her look bad in the eyes of the world. Girls should make sure to speak with confidence and against anything if they choose to record it. Make sure the person says things, make sure the message is clear


Now, let me sit back to see his fellow Randy goats badmouth the girl and say she brought this upon herself for daring to miss his test.

This is not a court case yet, but it could easily turn into one...touch body under duress...

He was suspended because of his unprofessional conduct.

Even goats and cattle can easily deduce what's going on.

aaronson:
And I 'd advice you keep believing in those miracles. That's just the difference between people with knowledge and proud ignorant people.

Keep it up.

Lol, what do you know?

Our arrogance is very amusing.

aaronson:
This reason is, Ignorance!

Another reason is, The moment you sneezed your heart stops for a split second and continue working again, so the christians folks consider it miracle for continuation of their heat beat meanwhile its mere biological make up.

Is there even a greater miracle than your biology?

Talking monkeys, on a giant floating, rotating sphere...what more miracles do you need...

ephemm:
God bless their mother.

Seriously?

How about the father?

There's most certainly a protective firm object beneath the carton and towels.

macsome:
What you write on your blog is more important than the speed.

Nope...

Except your content is on how to locate the Elixir of Life, no one will wait around for 15 seconds for it to load.

Because of the overwhelming abundance of alternative stimulus, humans now have a shorter attention span than the goldfish.

Additionally, if your site is fast, you also get some Google love...