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wetin be dis fight sef , ? over girl wey dey five million miles away from where una dey?
and i sure say na Ajegunle una from dey worry like this.

mcheewwwwwww

God has a way of showin ppl yanshes, only u wey don miss road don do, b4 u go infect other church members like trojan.

lol

great App brov, makes me feel like i waz on me desktop


but, meehn, i like the one wey been dey there pass.

maybe he's thinking someone else could be responsible for the child's preg.

Mennn, ur in soup, that next yr marriage is stil far, quickly grab this one thats lookin into ur face. lol

Haba !!! una harsh o, abeg POSTER, leave the cafe and go home to ur wife and kids before this guyz will demoralize ur website. lol

come to think of it, na for this ur site dbanj find geneie?

lol, @Yawa, i got ur "validate your phone field" msg . lol

thahks, note taken.

leave that blood covenant thing bro, go do blood money instead. lol

if she has done it b4 with anoda guy, then there is a tendency that she'll get frustrated and lose her faith, go for extra marital stuvs leaving the NUKKA. lol.

eddy1977:
dude you are so lucky. I envy you.
in your shoes,I would start f4cking her now. nothing will happen. just ask her to help you out financially.if she gives u some money, save it.

be careful,keep it a secret because if the husband finds out, he will definately put a bullet in your @ss.

do this: buy a carton of condoms.
shower,shower, and shower some more.you dont want her to be disgusted with smell from your armpitts and annus.
invest in some nice cologne and good boxers.
eat well and exercise,you have a milf to f4ck
drink orange juice,ginger juice and eat cheese for stamina
eat also pineapples for your ssperms to smell good.

f4ck her, f4ck her some more, fullfil your fantasy with her.make her swallow your ccum, make her lick your @ss, f4ck her in the @ss too.

enjoy it while it lasts. you know my people say that if you find honey in the forest,collect it.if you dont,somone else will do it.

I wish I lived on the same street with u

Bros u like me at all?

=========================== UPDATE ==============================

She holla me for midnite call last nite, we talked and talked, i had to finally tell her to slow things down, the way its going before she gets me in trouble, She was sooo dissapointed but i told her we are still very good friends and she could come around maybe once or twice in two weeks.

She said she was even planning to come around, on phone, she made me do fone se. x but physically, she no go ever gree.

I personally would not wanta bleep her, i'm aware also that it could be an avenue for me to make some cool though but, not at the risk of ma life and , i mean, this is somebody's wife, and no be say hungry dey worry me anyway,

if say she na d person wey get the money, ehen !!! i for say make i find way arrange my game dey collect, but na d husby be d millionaire.

i just dey pray make dem quick Enter Yankee for them holiday make i rest small.

@Poster, Go ahead, u only need to thread easy as not to take advantage of ur seniority by trying to be d decision maker in the affair.

if u dont let me do this, my lower tommy will worry me all through the day, pls nowwww. lol

Fire on preacher !!!!!!!!!

software on joomla?

@Yawa, where av u been?

At Love.BUG

search no more, am here to claim my lost glory, the love u have for BUG.
talkin speakin abt the question in subject or vice versa, if i be u that day ehn, i for get convulsion, i just hope d carrot carrier didnt poof his cream inta ya mouf? lol

there s no way u can appreciate ur wife more after sleeping with the new gurl, u'll only end up learning a new hobby by jumping from one woman to the other.

lol, this same thang happened to me, the gurl no dey too talk to me again after i travel from PH go Lag to meet her. lol, na dat time i know say i no fine.

thank God say na business realy carry me enter Lag.

@defence,

Thanks for the advice bro, but unfortunately, i have talked to her about this and what could happen if her husby gets to know she's at ma place often, viz what ppl around will say. but she said she doesnt care what ppl will say and as for her husby, she will always have something to tell him.

Men, this morning, without warning, she just buzzed into ma sitting room. i was sooo scared and was like, WHAT u didnt tell me u were coming? and why did she come? cos she was missing me.

MEN !!! i know am in trouble. i don chase her na, but she no gree go.

About bleeping, she isnt ready to bleep, she just needs a company she can hold tight and play with. and i'm like, i no go bleep and still if the husby gets wind of this, i'm as good as bleeping her.

Does any1 sense trouble in this place just like am doing now?

MAKE I RUN COMOT FOR MY HOUSE ?

If i were dat gurl, i wont just stand and curse u, i'll stand at a T-junction in the middle of the night, summon all the unknown forces from every corner of the earth, off my pant and CURSE YOU

Haba!!! u no get conscience? u spoilt the relationship yourself by doing too much se x. u shulda seen this coming but kongi no gree u.

U already know whats coming to u, d girl go turn to SHOTTA and do u somfin.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
you only got what you deserved for promising marriage and love to someone you never met before.
you shouldnt have given her the gift and, if you had told her before that you bought her something, you should have said you lost it!
here is how the discussion should have been:
poster: hey is that you? you look different!
gal: what do you mean? dont you like me anymore?
Poster: well, to be honest, you look way different than in your pics, i didnt even recognized you. maybe its the fact that on your FB pics you have long silky curly hair(weave) and now this gorimapa style is blinding me.
gal: yeah i wanted to be au naturel for you so i stopped wearing weave. shall we go to your house?
poster: ***making his cell ring**** hello. . . . . yeah?!. . . . what!?. . . . really?!. . . . . oh no!!!. . . . . .NO!!!! I AM ON MY WAY!. . . . . . . .**talking in a stressed voice while putting his jacket*** babe i have to go, emergency at home, we have to reschedule this meeting. i'll call you!

proceed by deleting her number from your phone and blocking her number. gals like that do not deserve an explanation, the only person who does is the one in the picture she sent you who is definitely NOT her. lol!

Thahahahaha, i love this lil dramma conversation.
but dont forget that some people's brains dont function right in the face of adversaries, it starts functioning properly after the mistake has been made.

u na guy man, dis kind idea go fit enta ya head instanta but the poster, his spirit was killed the instant he saw the gorilla girl and he lost all power of thoughts. lol, i presume though.

[quote author=hatch# link=topic=475883.msg6354508#msg6354508 date=1278634239]#OP
Boi have you heard of the yoruba word "Magun" before ? Well let educate you a little,the word means "Do not climb" but if you must climb then prepare your will and dig your grave ![/quote]that magun is what av been thinking in my mind. that these kinda guy who knows he's got a pweety wife and leaves her to go to rig, sure he's hasnt made her walk over broom stick? and the guy come be yoruba man again.

Guyz, i don try run but she no dey gree me o. her calls keep coming. my only problem is that i dont like it when my friends become my enemies, i fear this will be the case if i have to force her to step back.

no1madman:
God go send u 2 purgatory 4 sucking another man's wife bosom,kissing,finger-bleeping and general romance.

i never bleep her o. and even when i tried she didnt oblige, this keeps me wondering.,, WHAT DOES SHE REALLY WANT?

Silence what? there's no explanations on this kinda situation.

housegurl puttin on only panties and the man standing above her with only his dcc. man, we are human, and are therefore limited to human way of understanding thangs.

Only God go save that pastor from the impending divorce.

husby dey go RIG o,

lol, QUEEN, ( i cannot come and go and laf and die)

whats all these NUKKA stuvs? LMAOOOO

She's very young and beautiful, every man's dream. We got so very close and she started visiting me. av fondled her already several time and nearly had sex with her but within me i felt something was wrong somwhere, i went to make equiries and i was told she's married with two kids to her credit.

We stay in the same street and she loves me like say tomoro no go come. Av been looking for ways to run away from her but she keeps visiting everytime, guyz, her husband is quite rich and i fear dem fit wan use money spoil my life if the guy discover.

abeg make una rescue me o, i no go lie, i fell in love with her before i discovered she was married and i was so mad at her for not tellin me who she was.

wise advice from HC
once u depend on templates, your not to be regarded as a web developer and thats very evident in the way ur beating urself already.

try working ur layouts on fireworks or photoshop as u've been adviced. changing to html wuld just be a piece of cake 4u

These guy will not rest.

selling people's emails? filling em with junks? everything for these guyz is business. wait till i see one of such emails in my inbox, see if i wont sue u.