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Great work u r doing here brov. kip it up. some yeye ppl wil say, send money 2my acc first.

Pls post d error msg here

lol. my cousin in AKURE, ondo state just got married last month 2 an american gurl he met on FACEBOOK. she actualy came ova 2naija and is comin around again nxt wikend. I gues dat answers ur Q?

First, am gona ask u, wot blog provida r u using? and am yet to see where blog themes r uploaded via ftp client. unles u r rily gud wit directories. POSIBLE SOLUTION: logon 2ur BLOG admin panel, go 2d themes section, find ur way 2where u can upload themes. its uploaded in zip format. d blog wil extract it automaticaly then u can apply it as default theme. if d theme u r uploading wont work, u will get d error msg immediatly. maybe dats d prob u r facing. VERSION COMPATIBILITY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE. its always beta 2upload via ur blog admin.

Lemme get dis str8. u want 3? are they gona be on domain name bt different directories? or each stays independently on diff domain names? well,  my coy wil only charge you for domain name reg and hosting as this SMF is already on your hosted acount. all you nid 2do is install and configure 4rm your cpanel. you might be charged a litle to be put 2ru d processes. email: admin at ipageng dot com. lets talk. ABOUT CHANGING UR I.P, visit hidemyass.com or iphider.org . diz r proxy sites. all u nid 2do is use d adres bars provided in d site just like u'll type d full url on ur browser. it takes u undacova. dnt say i told u dis. i dnt want SEUN and YAWA's wahala. lol

@Suxes, congrats, we have made a busines man 2run anoda loss 2day.

Out of every great money making stuvs in ICT, segs, na raila odinga u wan come use make money? hw much dem go pay u sef? a virus anyone can remove easily via manual means simply dealing wit SYSTEM32 folder? folks, lemme advice u. b4 u start payin any dime 2anyone, GOOGLE the problem first and make sure d ripper is d last resort. mmmcheeeew. DIS GUY DON MAKE ME VEX NW.

I recal one or two clients complainin abt nt bein able 2aces cpanel usin fastlink. i discovered their I.P changes almost everytime a page loads. CPANEL sees dis as security threat and there's sessions wahala. wot i kip askin is, WHY R PPL STIL USING MTN ? dose peepz r only living on past glory.

D way dis programin thing is doin u ehn, luks 2me like all dis ginger is because u just startd programing. if i decide using IF and ECHO statements here, i'll end up insulting u, so jaust lemme be. dem neva deliver my ammunitions 4rm iraQ. until then, d scoreline remains as b4.

ScoreLine: AFAM 4 - 2 DONPUZO.

Ooo men, see fight. and @poster, its evident dat u used a template 4dis. i'd advice u first learn d HTML basics b4 venturing in2 d use of templates. dat way u can be in total control. see d green u used are too shouty and is realy disturbing visitor's vision. u can be a gud designer only if u take time 2luk at gr8 webpages and try 2come up wit replica, wit time, u'll be able to tweak ur way. u tried bro. its not easy to knw hw to hyperlink let alone uploading a site. find a way 2get urself polished and stick to maximum of three domineering colors in ur future projects. u'll be ok.

Webmen/women, i know a thread of dis nature is somewhere on dis forum but i just NEED a very up2date advice on wot bank's CC is widely acceptable online. i have d UBA mastacad but those ppl r just rippers. i wana change. kindly advice. i dont want one dat'll tell me my CC cannot be accepted. pls let it be one u r using or have used ,  not d one i knw my friend uses or used. THANX FOLKS.

Wots d latest peeps?

I'm still surprised to see that things that were discussed at the early stage of this project is still being discussed. whats going on? yes, we all know we need sponsorship for this project, what are the point people (Quad) doing about this? who have they met with? any hope on getting sponsors?

lets us know whats going on pls. you dont just keep us dieing of anticipation, d thing dey cause dehydration oh. abeg.

@DC, opposite michellin? dats in oginigba. i started my web dev career there with SIGNONAFRICA. but this is a coy i wont advice my best enemy to host or do business with. my own ofice is at 34 aba rd. oposite road safety ofice, dats 2wards MILE 1. gimme ur numba bro, where's d conference cordinator? WE NEED PROGRESS REPORT PLS.

OMG ! where have i been? sometin lik dis is goin on and no one bodered callin my line? i came rily late, soon as i startd readin dis post 4rm begining, sometin popped in2 ma mind, BugMan, volunteer to reg & host d domain 4d proposed confrence. if posible sef, design d site. but DUAL CORE and QUADRILLO already beat me 2it. now wot do i volunteer 2do? YAWA come 2me rescue. and, DUAL CORE, y wont u make d trip 2lag? oya txt me ur number. 08036885585. we'll make d jony 2geda. YEAH! am based in PH too. i'll be waitin 2hear 4rm u. and, i pray dis conference takes place. it'll gr8 if a date is chosen ontime so we who dont stay in LAG can adjust our calendars. DC, am waiting.

Thank God yawatide shut dis softpay guy up. haba, my mama wan cook egusi soup, SOFTPAY go help ur mama cook, i dey get fever, SOFTPAY is all u nid 2 cure d craze. ADVERT is good, but wen it turns to SPAMMING, u lose d edge. even those who has decided 2use ur service wil start doing CTRL + Z. yawa, good job. at least i can hear word nw.

Folks, av got dis great idea about an application which i want to run on WAP. my concern is, av not seen any comprehensive (i mean having to do with dbase) wap site before. I KIP WONDERING if wml can handle this project. fellow web wizards, wots d way 4ward 4me?

YAWA, thanks 4d review, note taken. regardin d purple dot at d footer, d client specificaly asked me to put it there. i pleaded no, but as u know, CUSTOMER IS KING. the inconsistency betw the top and footer NAVs, he also chose what'll be there. he chose some other crazy thangs which i told him i wont be part of it, i'll work on the stufz u mentioned rite away. THANKS. and, i love d KITCHEN & HEAT thing. , hey i didnt get any thumbs UP or DOWNS

THE SITE IS STILL IN DEMO but i'd love to get any wrongs corrected. www.myenterpriseng.com just incase bot decides to act, www dot myenterpriseng dot com. fellow web men and women, i'd plead dat u'll be gentle on me pls.

@rock, ummm, i assumably assume by d word digressors, ur keyboard addicted fingers aint pointing 2me oh?

cheap hosting? N1300 ?
bros, be ready for a cheap fukup.

lol, abeg make una free this guy now? abeg, but someone pls tell him to change his fonts to verdana or arial, they tend to make ur pages cool.

but, why is it that HONDA sedan vehicles always get lost and found?? LMAOOOOOOOOOO

No, i guess u dont understand me, its like you link to a .exe file from a html page and u want it to run the installer, not to appear as SAVE AS , or OPEN dialogue,

i need it to launch the installer for the .exe at once

got me right now?

Haaaaaaah !!!

This is realy interesting a thread, i ran away from NL cos this place realy got boring, now i think am back,
talkin abt Maccloud, are u sure it isnt u or ur homie that designed the B-mouth site? the way u keep defending this thang, i no understand u oh. Haba !!!, i dont know if u r doing this to make this thread interesting and linger forever or u realy mean it,

u said in one of your posts that B-Mouth is cool abt the website and thats all that matters, I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU AIN'T A WEB DEVELOPER, if you are, definitely u aint a good one, how can u say because the site owner is cool with the site its all that matters? then let him not advertise the site to his fans, let him keep assessing it every second from his bedroom. Haba !!! bros no make me vex o.

No one is doing bad belle here, this is also for u to learn from, when u happen to handle this kinda stuff, dont be selfish abt it, u are cooking it for the public , so put something the public will like and not YOU.

i rest my case.

lol @ onye_ngbu, which one be child abuse again?

Guyz, pls i need help:

I just created an auto run cd for a media company. This CD contains setup for their client's internet connectivity setup.
I created all the effizy around the stuff with flash but where am having problem is this. When someone clicks on the link that leads to the executable, it tries to download, u know when you are tryina download somethin from the net, it asks u, do u wanna open or save?

WHat i want is for this application to launch and start installing on the computer. i dont want the SAVE AS whateva,

can some one help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

ouch!!! Ouch !!!!!!!!!! ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, he's punching me, he's punching me, Afam is ripping me bonez off,

Miitancy? because am in PH ehn? no be ur fault.

Whaooooo !!!!

See smoke for my monitor, the more i read, the more smoke that comes out, ummm, lemme read this thread from my fone, at least i can afford to buy anoda one if it gets burnt. lol

U guyz are realy trowin punches here, and Yawa and Omni, u guyz aren't tryin na moderate this place? until blood begin comot ehn?

i dey feel una sha. , (removes my chewing stick from my mouth, spits out !!!) abeg, more of the insults, AFAM, see, dem dey win u 5 - 2, i have two helps i can render u, either borrow u my GUN or bring an ambulance around when you are finally down. CHOOSE ONE OOOOOO.

MAgician, Even in ma dreams, will neva try this ur stuffz, Hah!!! i remember when i was a SOLDIER.

gUD WORK aFAM, ur head over correct. am signing the reg right away.

@POSTER

POC, (point of correction)

U didnt design or build the site, U INSTALLED IT.