₦airaland Forum

@Kobojunkie

lets do it this way. To secure your life, just make sure u hit my number right before you faint or go into Seizure, lol, i will arrange for an ambulance.

and, DHTML,
where have u been?

@ AjaraEwuro

just felt the need to post something huh? well i take it that u aint a professional (or half baked like u said) cos u already are cosing something that will bring about noise.

maybe u culd help by pointin to what and what u changed there, as for me, its still all the same as yesterday's.

segsalerty
am sure u didnt just guess this guy was depending on using joomla for the project. lol
e be like u sabi the guy as joomla person. lol

lekywhite:
segsalerty whats your mission in nairaland? ive been observing all your criticism, dont really know what to say about you. Please lets know your mission here!

well without ppepz like segsalerty, we can never learn on here, and it'll be too boring here.

DC,
you shuld know that due process isnt restricted to Govt only. lol

@Tech Pros, running on self defense mode?

U posted this here actually to show some ego, the way u sounded initialy was like, whao !!! am excited, i just successfully created and launched my first home page. whaooooo.

A so called web developer came to me office today, blasting like, i know this, i know that, i can design stuffz, he came actually to get a hosting account and domain name for a job he did,

u guyz wont believe that after all his rantings, he doesnt even know how to upload a site. I HAD TO DO THIS FOR HIM AFTER CONFIGURING THE HOSTING PLAN FOR HIM.

@tech Pros, dont take what dual core has said to u as an insult on ur team or whateva, its just due to the way u sounded. lol. He was expecting to see something professional and possibly designed from the scratch. ( hey!!! i aint saying u used templates o. lol)

wtf ?
are u tryin to show us some bg graphics or wot? my friend, yank this thread off by urself will u?

iNTERESTING,

@Yawa, ur hibernation has realy made u HOt,  u r just going on full Throttle.
Truth is,  criticizing a website kinda demoralises the developer involved. It takes real gutz to admit and take corrections,  but most will see this as being cruel to em.

I think whats cosing this is: after considering the sleepless nites and all,  someone just comes around and says abt 39 things are wrong with the site. what do u realy expext that developer to do? Smile and path u in the back?

DDnobi is a real matured guy and i like the way he took it.

YAWA,  is realy helping the developers in NL, else,  we all wulda thought we THERE.


============== http://www.fmic.gov.ng/ =====================

did i see something like , in the source code?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
script type="text/javascript" src="jquery.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" src="ddsmoothmenu.js">

/***********************************************
* Smooth Navigational Menu- (c) Dynamic Drive DHTML code library (www.dynamicdrive.com)
* This notice MUST stay intact for legal use
* Visit Dynamic Drive at http://www.dynamicdrive.com/ for full source code
***********************************************/

aint bad though, nize tweaking.



whats it with http://www.riversstatenigeria.net/
taking forever to load.
whats it also with the flash animation, just flashing continously in chrome.?

yes, , it is trueing, creationing a website can taking once day if you knowing how to doing it.
eshpeshialy when you are gooding in the thing.
If you are looking for a place to creationing a websites, i think i can help, tiaaaaaaahhhhuuuunnnnnnnnnnn


[size=15pt]ERROR 404!!! "the gramma cannot be found."
[/size]

gud work bro, but, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, yea of cos, its clean and green,
am glad my state is getting a website at least better than other states.
DDNOBI, we are ahead.

AM ENJOYING YOU GUYZ.
the naggin, yabbing, and all.
we are all learning from em though, but i'll beg that the matters be restricted only to the people talking and their jobs and no third parties.

u guyz ride on.

@Segalerty,

i neva said you are a hungry freelancer. try to understand me, if you dont need somethin, u wont be showing ur interest in the first place, but the way u show that interest also matters.

Calling the poster mite make u luk cheap but when he finally sees what have previously done and what u are capable of doing, he has no other option that to respect you and start thinking he can't be able to pay ur bills because u seem too sophisticated.

What if, he doesnt come back here to view replies? then you effort of typing and posting has gone to shreds. beside that, you have even shortened the life span of your keyboard. (each key u press moves your keyboard closer to the stiffening date )

I hope am well understood and i expect an applause.

i wonder what the problem is with some people.
someone posted that he needs a freelancer and gave his direct number and email for you to reach him "IF" u need the job,
all u could do is come here and post your own email and phone numbers also for him to contact you?

This is funny. Now he should be begging you to come and work?
am not sure u guyz need the job, cos this isnt a gud spirit of job searcher. (dont mind the gramma. its cosed by my anger).

Hello folks,

IPAGE SOLUTIONS, a website development firm in Port Harcourt is in Need of a good website developer.

Must be good with graphics and be very innovative.
A good knowledge of PHP is an added advantage.
Applicant must be able to work comfotably using HTML and CSS

N.B
if you already have a job with another firm and you are sure you are good and do not want to leave ur present job, you can let us know also and arrangements could be reached to work with you.

All applications must be submitted to admin@ipageng.com

or call: 08036885585 08098472436

IPAGE SOLUTIONS
34 Aba Road, Port Harcourt.
Rivers State.
www.ipageng.com

THERE IS AN URGENT POSITION IN AN ORGANIZATION IN LAGOS.
I just got the call from my friend there now (me am in PH) that a reputable company needs three (3) people who are good with PHP & MySQL.
I wuld have gone for this were i not running my own company,  I thought about my brothers in NL who needs space to exhibit there potentials.

If you are interested and ready to work, please email me immediately as i am expecting the DIRECTOR'S call any moment from now (courtesy: my web jobs he was shown online).

I need to get the interested guyz handy before he calls.

I need nothing from you guyz,  just get the work and start working your way up the ladder.

SALARY? i dont know how much it is for now.

Just email me and lets keep contact ( judokah2002 at yahoo . com) or call 08036885585

Cheers Guyz!!! and,  my name is Jude.

Guyz, been away from NL for sometime now, i was busy looking for something around and 4got i can easily get it out from my honorable webmasters in NL.

PLEASE I HAVE AN URGENT NEED FOR A ********* short message code service company **********. my company has an urgent need for one, a very reliable one at that. (This is not just a sms purchase and sending stuff)

A situation where ppl just have to text a word and send to a five code number to register, subscribe or vote for a promo or something.

We have talked to vas2nets, they have given us their rate but we want to explore all possibilities.

anyone with an idea should pls get to me ASAP or call me. 08036885585

Thanx guyz
(Enof respect to u Yawa. Tanks for all ur contributions, i appreciate.)

Yeah, post ur previous jobs, lets see what u r capable of doing with 3k.

how can a site be configured as wap?

Now, it depends on what the person told u, did he say he'll register the domain name, host and design the website for free?
and just like its been said, there's nothin free in 9ja.
anywayz, i feel the urge to render some humanitarian service here,
talk to me, judokah2002@yahoo.com
lets see how my company can give u a free hosting account. but we aint promising any free website design for you.

ok, thanks guyz, am registering on behalf of a Uni thats just starting here in Nigeria. I am nt sure they will like the Idea of .edu.ng and besides, the nightmare i will have to go tru to get a .ng registered.

whats the first procedure to do this? who do i contact first? NIRA?

na wah oh. 3k? plus TLD and hosting? we don crash,

Hey Guyz, been a while, whats the bone of contention here?

segsalerty, if you could reduce your love for animations, maybe u'll help ur sight visitors a lot by not moving their eyes here and there to catch every info contained in every movement.

Animations are good but they have to be professionally handled (with gud fonts and concepts).

gr8 work though.

GUYZ, PLS I NEED UR ASSISTANCE,?
HAS ANYONE EVER REGISTERED A " .edu " domain name b4? how did u do it ?

or if anyone knows the procedure. the one i saw its like they say the skool must be situated in the USA.

help out pls

in need of a free hosting account? its for limited period.

visit www.ipageng.com

only condition is: u need to register the domain name with the company with 3k

IPAGE SOLUTIONS based in Port Harcourt is running a promo. 40% discount on all her website design packages.

PROMO 2:
Get a free 200MB website hosting account. You only need to register a domain name with the company for 3k and it'll be hosted for you free

visit: http://www.ipageng.com

2 MONTH OLD - USED HP Dv2700 for sale.

2GB RAM
250 HDD
WEBCAM
BLUETOOTH
WLAN

This laptop is 100% functional.

PRICE: 100K

(normal Market price is 220k)

(Sample pix included)

Holla ASAP if you are in Port Harcourt.
Jude: 08036885585

yeh Pah !!!
fire on

u still havnt started?
guess u want everyone to leave this thread for you.

oya start the thing now?
what kind of business man will still be in his village at this date of the year?
lets eat from your brain of knowledge,, but i aint no vampire o.