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TANKS GUYZ 4d reviews so far. @remo, where'd u see tables? @yawa, source luks familiar? hw? whisper it in2 me ears. abt d search: i rememba d client said somtin lik he nids a clikable buton there. bt lazy me, TRANSITION SPID, dat'll be dealt wit.

EVER RESPONSIVE WEBMASTERS! we seriously nid ur expert advice on a project we r abt to start. subscribers r suposd 2come onboard by short mesage code service. bt d companies we hav talkd 2 r givin us dificult terms 2get the short mesage code service. dat they'll take 70% OF woteva proceed and we take 30%. I BET Y'ALL knw wot am talkin abt. we want 2knw if its posible 4us 2buy dis service outrightly and pay montly service charges instead of sharin proceeds wit em. dis is where y'all come in. CAN ANY1 IN D HOUSE THINK OF ANODA WAY 2GET SUBSCRIBERS ONBOARD? havin in mind dat dis method must b simple so we can get more ppl on. THANKS!

EVER RESPONSIVE WEBMASTERS! we seriously nid ur expert advice on a project we r abt to start. subscribers r suposd 2come onboard by short mesage code service. bt d companies we hav talkd 2 r givin us dificult terms 2get the short mesage code service. dat they'll take 70% OF woteva proceed and we take 30%. I BET Y'ALL knw wot am talkin abt. we want 2knw if its posible 4us 2buy dis service outrightly and pay montly service charges instead of sharin proceeds wit em. dis is where y'all come in. CAN ANY1 IN D HOUSE THINK OF ANODA WAY 2GET SUBSCRIBERS ONBOARD? havin in mind dat dis method must b simple so we can get more ppl on. THANKS!

Av not done this in a while,  (putting a site on for review) but lets try this,

Abeg make una no demoralize us o,  use rubber hammers and clubs instead of iron ones.

www.menpif.org

lets hear abt what needs improved on there,  its still in its demo stage though,  yeah i know u'll say leave it till u r done,  but we wanna have all things right b4 proceeding.

i need not be told, lookin at the graphix, its evident that its smartsofts handy work, i dont even know what ta say, but, who came up with all those english languaje on the site? it makes me wanna puke !!! come, i volunteer to pay ur way back to PRIMARY SKOOL. naughty boy lyke u.

am not sure abt that design, but u beter do something abt the sizes of those images, else,

@UnuSuAl,

ur post is quite unusual. lol. its ur first post. on NL, first i will say welcome brethren, but we all know its an already designed theme thts made to luk like FB, We all know he didnt design the theme and he hasnt claimed he did.

I however agree with the other of ur points (make i no come becom ur #1 enemy on NL. lol)

Nna na wah 4u o, u took up something to inconvinient urself (not-a-paid-job) this is a cross u took upon urself with the mind that u can bear it, so why seek any other soul to bear this crox for u?

Flexi-i feel u jare, the guy don see ppl wey go leave money go to free work. but flexi, i no feel that SAMPLE wey u sample there o, 9ja webmasters can do more than that design.

<LINK REL = "SHORTCUT ICON" HREF = "Http://Www.yourdomain.com/Name_Of_Icon.ico">

cant it just be something a lil simple and straightforward like this?

<link rel="shortcut icon" href="favicon.ico">

whereby the favicon is just within ur '/'

lol, u mean you didnt know thats where ur problems generated from?(keyloggers). lol
i remember in those dayz, we used to have em plentiful on systemz. lol (oops!!! did i just say that? ) cancel cancel cancel,

but really, its nice to know abt thiz things, so no one takes u for a ride. am alwayz online but av not been to a cafe since this year, alwayz from my lappy,

but whenever i visit a cafe, i must run checks on the very system am gonna use, there abt 3 different key combinations u must run, at least one of em 3 must bring this logger up.

bro, u were keylogged and pray lojik has the solution for u, if not, say odabo to ur ID,
i read somwhere u said "IS THE NAME WEBMASTER FOR FUN?"

even person wey get gun, armed robber still dey enter im house, disarm and britalize am . lol

@Poster, you are getting what u requested for, two of the hosting companies listed are nightmares, i name names make dem no talk say i dey spoil business for em,

the first one, you are very likely to have proxy problems, (u cant access your website from some internet connections. e.g starcomms and they almost always move ur files from one of their servers to the other, so u can say bye bye to ur emails when this hapens. am currently battling an issue with em regarding the last of 7 websites i hosted with em, the issue is, PLEASE CHANGE THE DNS TO MY COMPANY'S SO WE CAN HOST THIS SITE OURSELVES, guess what, its been 2weeks now and nothin is being done abt it, they aint servicing fine, they aint willing to lose customers, WEIRD !!!)


sECOND, u can always be sure of a good customer service after 3weeks of placing ur request.

bro, na only God go help u get wetin u want.

but, sley, wats the matter? u argue like a woman. A moderator knows whats best for the forum, if not, he/she wuldnt have been appointed to do so, i remember reading something abt this same stuff u posted in abt 2 other threads, just posted to interrupt the ongoing discussions, havnt u wandered why no one answered u?

My broda when two or three ppl tells u that u r not handsome, better check urself well. If u dont know how to create a thread, what stops u from changing ur subject from IE8 messenger to PLEASE HOW CAN I CREATE A THREAD? then later u culd use that info to start ur stuff.

Now u want to meet Seun cos u wanna report someone to him, na wah o, i hope u he pays ur transport back and also hand u a medal of honour or possibly remove YAWA from moderating and put u there.

mmmmcchhheeeeeeeewwww.

Whao, so easy to say, 4get abt the shakara one, i keep telling peepz, when u r in love, u will even be the one begging her to PLZZZ STAY WITH ME, bet u guyz dont know what love can do to even a geek.

unless of course u are lookin at being a play boy, just need her to dump ur refuse whenever its so full. lol,

LMAOOOO i cant believe webmasters are talking women here. lol,

@abhost,

good link u posted there, av gone tru the blog, like one of the replyees (lol) said, why wuld they wanna hide their identities since they aint doing nothing illegal?

I think there's more to this, how can a company just start contacting any website to place ads, do u know how many websites are in the www?
do they have all that money?

Yawa, use ur instincts, no one on the blog accepted the offer, maybe u shuld just read the thing well and decide for u.

LMAOOOO, I REMEMBER I WAS ONCE CARRIED LIKE THAT BY A CONDUCTOR, this time na bone to bone for the conductor, our bus spoil inside water. lol.

HAAAH! dats 1 thing am so scared of. i keep waitin 4d day my baby will shout at me in anger , U DONT HAVE TIME 4ME. U DONT EVEN TOUCH ME. lol. i already told her my laptop is my 1st wife. lol. our work nids time. and plenty of it. but, aint we gona marry at long last?

Dang !!!

Tight and neat, but, like the others said, the place looks crouded. trim em sections down a lil.

what are u guyz gossipin abt?

wetin una turn my thread to?

kindly post the source code of the form here.

wait, is this as a result of not having anything to post? Must u start a thread?

No, ask me if its a sin or not to eat.
mcccheewwww.

na dis boy kill us.

kolitos007:
Right how ever sent me a message here is the point, why will you want to remain in the contact me page when you have already sent a message. I don't get that

I'll suggest u put up some kinda page locker on the contact us page, which doesnt allow ppl to stay there more than 1 minute, since the forms keeps accepting empty posts.

{{{{ inserts WANDE COAL's album into my home theatre, listening to bumper to bumper, waiting to see what I-NO-GO GREE minded kolitos will say }}}}

(igbo)
dee o dika i ji nsogbu a gaghari. biko no nyere onwe gi.

(Yoruba)
egbon, mi o lagbara oro siso, e maa ba ara yin faa.

(English)
Bros, i wish you well.

;d ;d ;d

@ Ztyle,

so u like Indecency ehn?

reminds me of those days when we were learning to design a website with cute site builder (one of em globalscape products)
my guy finished his site and uploaded to his subdomain, when we checked back the nxt day, its been hacked and the thing was filled with Indecency.

i couldnt hold back the tears that rolled down ma face due to excessive lafta. even till now, i still dey laf.

I wonder whats wrong with this kolitos guy,  whats this all about? Pardon me man,  i must say u r soooooo egocentric. or wateva that means,  i cant believe u came out here for peepz to review ur site for u and when they do, u hit realy back at em saying its ur way,  its ur style,  its ur thing,  what kinda thing is that?

if u were realy contented with what u designed, why bring it out here in the first place for reviews?

I bet u just came out here to make troubles of some sort,  and i dont actually believe YAWA of all ppl can be caught up in this ur act.

i mean,  the guy wants reviews yet he accuses ppl of pointing at something that doesnt work? then whats the point? and he says he's not mad at ur comments,  men !!! am confused,  i gotta lay ma head to rest,  my brain is realy heating up in anger.

Yawa,  pls stop posting on this thread.

av tried several times to read what he has in that thing circling to no avail,  yet its his design, his concept,  (maybe his plan is to make ppl not to be able to read whats there as well.)

There's one thing i know about websites and the developers

[size=28pt]"WHAT YOU CREATE AND PUT ON THE WEB IS NOT REALLY ABOUT YOU,  NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT,  IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE OUT THERE,  THE PEOPLE VIEWING IT."[/size]

You said this urself on the MY APPROACH link. , 1st paragraph.


I quote=

[size=18pt]"IF A GRAPHIC OR TEXT IS NOT HELPING TO SELL A WEB PRODUCT OR SERVICES, NOT ENTERTAINING OR CAPTIVATING THE TARGETED AUDIENCE, not delivering delivering the right message, IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THERE"[/size]

if this is abt u, you could as well leave it offline on ur PC and peep at it every five minutes. and not on the web.

peace out broz, i mean no quarels here but u have to realy change the way you see things.

caio.

I dont know hw others see it but to me, the home page is too jam-packed. Though the site is pretty simple and kinda straight to the point, but some images wulda been better to show al those words at a glance.

2. WHy not link the stuffz in the categories to somewhere, i mean at the top where u have schorlarships, business and the others, let em link to somewhere.

3. whats with the Bleep starting ur your <title> Bleep</title> makes it look like a Indecency to me at first site.

be right back with the rest, my battery is flattening out, una know hw nepa be for 9ja, funny enof they want to go on strike too, i wonder wat difference that'll be to us. lol

oya, nxt person,

i think its clear enof, he wants to know the best internet service provider in nigeria, cos he wants to go into cafe business.

lol, REMO, u wont kill somebody on this website,
imagine the graduants, lol
men, tears are drippin down ma eyez, i don laf tire.

tanks jare bros for feeling my album, no mind that egbira. benedictac or wetin dem call am.
make moskito bite im tongue.