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@ Yawa, thanks for the answer/illustration, tried it, didnt all work like i intend, the two divs still shifts eachother. when one comes up, the other shifts down. so i wuld need to adjust their margins to suit, like

if DIV A is : margin-top: 120px
DIV B must also needs to be 120px but they shift eachother down despite the width accomodates the two.

most times i now have to go this way

DIV A margin-Top: 120px
DIV B margin-top: [b]-[/b]120px


something like that, so it can counter the shifts, i guess u dont know abt this, maybe am the one inventing this crazy css rule.

hmmm, maybe a clearly written css will help out, just put it up here.

benedictac:
i was never know it all jambite like u

Wait, my egbira friend, is that supposed to be some kind of new Invention in Grammer?

with this kind of word construction, no secondary skool will ever give u admission let alone Uni.
U dey here dey yab ur elder broda say na jambito. u dis boda Egbira lasan. !!! if i were u, i'll start

i no fit laf, lojik, {WICKED}

and did someone just call someone a fool in here? where are the f*kin Moderators? ( hope me sef no go get ban).
@lojik abeg continue coding, nothing do u, u bet u r using AJAX, no need to reload the page before the echo result came forth. lol.

[size=20pt]jmslimx[/size]

hmmm, learnt something there.
well, i got this other scourge (lol).
when i put

<div id="content"> blah blah </div>

and

<div id="vertical-menu"> bloh bloh </div>

side by side, one pushes the other either up or down, they never align. i know i gotta use ma hands to close my eyes in shame while asking question but if u guyz are gonna kill me for this, no wahala, as long as i get my answer.

what do u do to keep em all aligned?

(breaks a chewing stick and puts in my mouth cos its early morning, tapping my fingers on the table, waiting for an answer)

I wuld love to have an answer to this quiz @ yawa.

This issue has alwayz troubled ma mind, i alwayz end up seekin solace in renaming the css file, then call the new file into:
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />

i know its dumb but it solves the problem anyway, amendments to the page is also easy , tanks to the power of "include"

I await the answer to this quiz, i want to end this scourge.

hehehehehe, which accounts for why am alwayz on NL, u simply cant get or give enof, lol.

Wahala when you visit rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,

Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please

Question : how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white

Question : milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk

Question : goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; with cow's milk please

Question : freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Question : would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar

Question : beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar

Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Question : mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water

Question : flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis!

millions of dollars?
well, tell that to some so-called web developers in PH.
they paste cloth banners round the streets saying 15k for any website design plus hosting.

am gona try em out someday, give em ebay to design for me, and give em 3Million naira worth of wahala all out of the 15k i'll pay em.

They are killing this profession.

2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.

3. And God said – Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said – Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.

4. And God said – Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and compact disks. Then God created computers and called them hardware.

5. And there was no software yet. But God created programs; small and big, And told them _ Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.

6. And God said – I will create the programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and
Data.

7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said: You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.

8. And God said – It is not good for the Programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer’s body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.

9. And the programmer and the user were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.

10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User – Did God really tell you not to run any programs?

11. And the user answered – God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.

12. And Bill said to the User – How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.

13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge that was useless-since Windows could replace it.

14. So the User installed the Windows on her computer and said to the programmer that it was good.

15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him – What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered – I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said – Who told you you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said – It was Bill who told us to !

16. And God said to Bill – Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the user will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.

17. And God said to the User – Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all of your resources; And you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.

18. And God said to the Programmer – Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.

19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.

20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT`

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@yawa, ato mmong!!!! whats that?

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olukunle:
yawa-ti-de, what is your contact,i need to speak to you. either mail or phone.

Thanks

Bros, pls u must be purely official, no come begin nurture some ambitions, especially after discovering she is a SHE. lol

@ Yawa, u must collect all ur money o, no psyching.

i like it when people become uncessarily angry.

Well, my broda, this is an avenue for people to have fun, talk abt websites, rate em by the pros in the house.
I never posted the company link for the purpose of this give-away hosting plan and recharge cards (if u r more advanced in official matters, u wuld know that a company doesnt take part in whateva promo she brings out)


I remember i wrote something like:

bug24:
to get this package, post your website jobs here for APPRAISAL.
The 1st 15 posted websites will be appraised (with combined assistance from DHTML & YAWATIDE) and the best website will be awarded the package.

meaning, we ain't the ones to appraise.



and, thanks for pointing out the not-yet-updated issue, we would see to it.

big-ups bro and reduce the way u attack less u end up with Cardiac Arrest like MJ.

We are all here to help each-other, learn and have phun. if u no want card or hosting, leave upcommers to have it now. abi na force? lol

being a newbie can be fun sometimz,

@YAWA, DID U JUST SAY POLICE?
do get a domain name back?
u seem to have been away for too long that u think our police and urs ova there have the same orientation.

ah !!! u guyz should talk , punch all u want, but after your comments, kindly post an N.B for the poster, something to realy solve his problem. lol

use oko kan to pa eye meji.

@poster

stop causing tantraum in d house, just give the thing to someone, and make sure u let us know who the winner is.

as for me, i go just keep hands for my jaw dey watch una like film.

hehehehe,
at first i decided not to come to this thread, but as time went on, i saw its gone to 2pages, i waz like wondering, what are they realy saying that much in flash forms? not until i went tru the entire posts. tis realy interesting, (poster sef don go sleep)

Dual Core, pls borrow me N50 they said d popcorn is N150 and i have only N100 on me, and plz, while i get the popcorn, reserve for me the seat beside u in the front row, i musnt miss a wink of this battle,

oya, Jincheng Versus Scorpion, FIGHT

ilosiwaju:
When will this free website design promo end?

The promo will be ending by end of April 2009, if you think you haven’t design yours, quickly contact us today to start your custom design immediately with all the features you want

i want a website like www.nethomesng.com

how soon can you get this done for me FREE.?

EFCC?

u havnt seen a case of two fighting under the nose of a mopol, and he didnt even say a word to em, na website dem go come face?

u neva start.

lol @remoranger, maybe u'll be the first to start COMPUTERISED FARMING. lol

Nna, na wah o,
10k?
wats this industry turning into?

Word !!! @ yawa
just like i said it.

(runz in, reads the post, takes pankere, flogs the POSTER in the yansh, for saying barbash, gives him 3 konks on d head, RUNZ OUT).

@ POSTER,

I wish you good luck with that budget,

and, is anyone still limiting/charging a web project according to the number of pages these dayz?

Once u condition your mind to a certain number of pages, u'll neva see urself doing a gud job, all ur attention will be, lemme finish this thang and get ma money out, what abt using that job as reference to get other onez?

thats my view anywayz.

my name waz not mentioned so am not gonna talk, i aint & co.
yawa should take charge, her name waz da first, she's da ish.

i realy must thank you guyz for breaking his wings,

no wonder they said, he who raises himself up shall be brought down, i guess [b]disgraced [/b]will be a better word.

tryina spoil people's show just because of getting how much from what?

nna, na wah 4u o.

kolito,

u dont use a national project like this to learn website development, thats what yawa is tryina tell u.

peepz can lay there hands on other things to brush emselves up not something that has to do with international representation of a country's image.

once again, that developer's ASS needs some whooping.

@dellylo,  it shuldnt be about the money all the time,
how much is he gonna pay you? will it be enof to recharge ur fone?

this is someone who needs help and its in ur power to help,  but all u do is tax him. tis not fair.

if u can help,  help and let the dora's Nigeria rebranding start from you.

@Yawa,

u r d best.

but why do i have to visit this site in the night? I FEAR SEEING VAMPIRES IN MA DREAMS.

and the webmaster proudly put his name there, he doesnt even have a site,

site designed by Yar Adua, Edited by Oyakhilome, Lord have mercy.

you guyz can tell me abt Jesus crying and Peter lying again, i bet this site caused em.